undercover dad

Holding a pile of fabrics in his hand, Adam spread them piece by piece on He Xiaonian's workbench, and turned on a desk lamp next to him.

"Is that the waterproof fabric you said last time?" He asked He Xiaonian out of a piece of silver-gray fabric.

He Xiaonian nestled on the beanbag sofa, holding Peppa Pig's pink pillow, casually raised his head and glanced, "No, that kind of fabric is not smooth, no, to be precise, it's not waterproof, because of the small spots on the fabric. The protrusion can bounce water, and the water will be ejected..."

He tilted his head and thought for a while, "I guess this kind of fabric is usually used in swimsuits, maybe you can find this kind of fabric by going to two swimsuit factories."

"No, why do you want a swimsuit fabric? Can it be used in ready-made clothes? Is this considered innovation?"

"No, I just want to see if it can be used on autumn and winter coats, and make a non-woven snowproof coat!" He Xiaonian replied lazily, "It may not be possible, I just want to try!"

He huddled in the sofa, which was so soft that it was more sleepy than the bed.He closed his eyes, hooked the corners of his mouth, and hummed: "STAR, STAR, Imonthetop, There'snoluck, Nevert, ummm, ummmmm...."

This song is often played by Sun Haiyang to Xiaobao recently. He can't hear the lyrics in English very clearly, but he thinks the rhythm is good and the song is smooth. After listening to it twice, he can't help thinking hum along.

After humming twice, he opened his eyes and saw Adam's face that was almost stretched out in front of him.

"Damn!" He was startled, and hit his head back, "What are you doing, are you going to bite me again?"

Adam straightened up slowly, withdrew that big face from He Xiaonian, and gave him a sideways glance with ambiguous eyes: "Tsk tsk, Scofield, I can't tell, you can sing this song!"

He Xiaonian was a little dazed, "I don't know how to sing this song! I only know the first two sentences, but it's very nice. What's the matter, is this song famous?"

Adam leaned against the edge of the desk, delicately touched the silver studs on his ears, and nodded, "Famous, very famous, a famous little yellow/song!"

He glanced at the open office area outside the floor-to-ceiling glass, then suddenly bent down and leaned into He Xiaonian's ear, whispering, "I always use it to accompany me when I touch it!"

"Fuck..., why are you so disgusting!" He Xiaonian straightened up from the beanbag sofa, almost knocking Adam who was whispering in his ear.

"Oh," Adam yelled, pressing his bumped nose, "I'm so disgusted, may you listen to me, why don't you listen to me!"

But He Xiaonian ignored him at all, he jumped up from the sofa, ran to the computer, bent down and unlocked the screen saver, "Song name?"

Adam didn't realize that He Xiaonian was talking to him, and he still pulled his nose hard.He had already allowed himself to become a fat man, but fortunately his facial features were fairly straight, so he couldn't have his nose collapsed by He Xiaonian again.

"Song name, Adam? What's the name of this song?" He Xiaonian asked again.

"Ah? Ah," Adam was stunned for a moment, "Call, what is it called Lollipop Luxury, it seems!"

"Lolli-po-p..." He Xiaonian entered the title of the song into the search engine, and a bunch of links related to the song appeared on the computer screen.

He clicked on a link with Chinese and English lyrics.

The English and Chinese version of this song, which he often listens to and hums along with each other without knowing the lyrics, is finally presented in front of him in its entirety.

-I'monthetop

-There's noluck

-Never turned around to stop

-Makemymove

-Make you move

……

- Seeme walk

-Seemefuck/Seemesuckalollipop

……

LLL Luxury

fuck me

I'macelebrity

……

He Xiaonian read the lyrics line by line, read the lyrics word by word, read the Chinese after finishing the English, and then came back to touch the English after finishing the Chinese. His heart became more and more frightened and angry, and the veins on his forehead burst out.

I!grass!

What the hell are these lyrics!

How can there be such a shameless song in this world, how does the country monitor the Internet, and how can this kind of song be allowed to flow into the country? ! ! !

The most hateful thing is, Sun Haiyang, the grandson, does he know what this song means, so he plays this song to Xiao Bao? ! ! !

It's not as fucking as good as that who has become someone's dog and played a trick!

At any rate, that can be regarded as a three-word two-shot, but this one is directly comparable to eighteen touches!

He stared at the lyrics on the computer screen, his eyeballs were about to pop out of anger, and the joints of his hand holding the mouse were exposed.

Adam didn't know what was going on, so he pulled He Xiaonian's arm in a daze, "Hey, Scofield, why do you have such an expression, this is... have you become obsessed with practicing martial arts?"

He Xiaonian shook off Adam's hand, frowned, and his expression was very irritable: "You don't know, that grandson is so hateful, I have to talk to him this time!"

"With whom? What's the matter?" Adam was still puzzled. He blinked, grabbed He Xiaonian's arm again, and wanted to ask again.

Suddenly, he felt a throbbing pain in his back, and the pain went straight to his forehead, making his expression uglier than He Xiaonian's: "Oh, oh, I, I, damn it!"

He Xiaonian felt the fingers on his arm pinch his flesh tightly. He looked back at Adam, only to see that his face was pale, and the flesh on his face was so painful that it was almost twisted together.

He hastily pulled away from the rage, and put his backhand on Adam's shoulder, "What's the matter, what's the matter!"

Adam shrank his neck, took a few breaths, and didn't say a word. After a while, his face gradually eased back.

"Damn, I must have been tired from running the market with you recently, and my back slipped!" He panted and complained weakly.

"Impossible!" He Xiaonian interrupted him abruptly, "Why don't you go to the hospital quickly, the pain in your back may be related to your heart, you usually drink..."

"He Xiaonian, can you say something nice to you!" Adam immediately shook off He Xiaonian's hand that was holding him, and said angrily, "I'm telling you, Lao Tzu, old... I'm in good health, just because I ran with you for a few days The market is exhausting me!"

He Xiaonian frowned, "Don't shy away from medical treatment, run the market with your feet, and don't need to run on your back, how tired you can be on your back?"

"Are you in charge, it's been transferred!" Adam rolled his eyes at He Xiaonian, walked towards the door, and turned back to call him when he reached the door, "Hey, don't be crazy, hurry up and follow me to the regular meeting, and I have to let you go if you are late." Guo Sheng rolled his eyes!"

He Xiaonian still frowned, looked at Adam's twisted back, then looked at Xiaohuang/Song on the computer, thought for a while, turned on QQ Music in his phone, downloaded the song, and put the earphones in his pocket , followed Adam to the Longhutang conference room.

……

The company will have regular high-level meetings every month. This kind of regular meeting is meaningless to He Xiaonian, and it is a waste of time.

After sitting on the chair, he immediately put his left hand on the table, quietly put the earphones into his ears, covered his ears, and made a movement of sticking his chin.

The single "Lollipop Luxury" is looping on the phone.

Playing it over and over again.

Actually, as far as the song itself is concerned, this song list is really nice. When you don’t pay attention to the lyrics, the singer’s voice is soft and sighs, which is also very nice. It’s a pity that the lyrics are so bad. When you don’t know the truth, everything They are all beautiful, but who would have thought that they would be so shocking...

I wonder if Sun Haiyang knows the meaning of this song.

It is said that since he learned hip-hop, he is familiar with many English songs, but being familiar with the songs does not mean that he also understands the lyrics.

Especially someone like Sun Haiyang who has been working as a babysitter in his early 20s, how many English words can he understand? ?

No, no, at least FUCKME can definitely understand, as long as you see this word, you shouldn't let Xiaobao listen to this song!

Sun Haiyang, this kid..., nothing else, he can tolerate any cheap people who always take advantage of me!

Just being careless like this, not caring about everything, daring to show Xiaobao everything, daring to show Xiaobao everything, the attitude is really terrible, this kind of character has no good influence on Xiaobao at all!

When I go home tonight, I have to have a good talk with him. I have to talk to him earnestly, confide in my heart, break it apart and tell him to pieces. When I talk about it, I can't wait to kneel down and kowtow to me three times for long live!

But how to organize this language? !

……

"Scofield, when will your design department give Linda the schedule for the next season's order meeting?" Guo Sheng asked He Xiaonian after a few people.

"..." He Xiaonian was still thinking hard about his own question, and he didn't hear Guo Sheng's question at all.

"Scofield?" Guo Sheng asked again.

"Cough, cough," Adam coughed twice, kicking He Xiaonian under the table.

He Xiaonian was concentrating on organizing the language of the evening conversation. He was kicked twice and didn't react, so he thought who is so annoying to interrupt my train of thought, and he listened to Xiao Huang/song for a long time, and his whole body was shaking The cells were all stained with the DNA of that song, he frowned and stared at the table, and blurted out: "FUCKYOU!"

"..." Guo Sheng.

Everyone was stunned. Such an astonishing surprise happened in the dull and boring conference room. The eyes of twenty or so people suddenly shone with excitement and shot at He Xiaonian. If it was a flashlight, He Xiaonian would have been blinded on the spot. !

Adam was so anxious that the snot bubbles were about to come out, he stomped He Xiaonian under the table with his foot again.

"Ah!" He Xiaonian screamed in pain, and then slowly regained his senses from the fourth dimension.

He glanced around blankly, looking at the more than 20 pairs of gloating eyes around him, although he didn't quite remember what he said just now, but his intuition told him, it's too bad, he must have made a fool of himself!

"Ah, this, uh..." He stammered and didn't know what to say.

"Schedule, when will you be able to give Linda the Schedule!" Adam lowered his voice beside him, reminding him bitterly that he was really scared to death by this He Xiaonian. when? ?

His back started to hurt again from being angry with him!

"Ah, Schedule, this week, I can hand it in before I get off work this week!" He Xiaonian hurriedly said loudly, after saying this, his back was already sweating...

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The employee gossip group became lively again.

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Mr. Guo's Assistant Linda: -Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ? ?

Kelly from the Personnel Department: Ahh! ! !Did my male god speak?What did he say? ? ?

Mr. Guo's assistant Linda: ...not only did your man speak, but I think he probably has a fever! !

Mr. Guo's Assistant Linda: ...Guo Sheng asked him for the schedule of the next season's order meeting, and he actually said, FUCKYOU!

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Designer Lisa: Oh my god, is he about to rebel? ? ?

Dorla, the merchandiser in the women's clothing department: Oh my god, is he going to force the palace? ? ?

Law Department Sean: God, is he going to usurp power? ? ?Downstairs, keep in formation! ! !

Designer Albert: Normal, our boss always has some fantastic ideas!

Sean from the legal department: Upstairs, the formation was broken up by you...

Xiao Guo, QC for parts production: No, didn’t you all hear what Linda said? Scofield said, FUCKYOU, can’t you see what he wants to do? ? ?

Legal Sean: Formation! ! !

Parts Production QC Liu Xin: Fuck, why don’t you remember to start the live broadcast every time! ! !

Kelly from the Personnel Department: @配亲制造QC Xiaoguo, this, no, yes, can! ! !Guo Sheng, he... is too old! ! !

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The author has something to say:

I thought this article was so cold that it was about to jump into outer space, but the chapter was still locked yesterday, as if nothing was written!Hope to pass the review today!