undercover dad

Li Zihong propped her cheek with one hand, staring at the mobile phone in front of her with a smile on her face, until the light from the LCD screen of the mobile phone dazzled her eyes, and she closed her eyes contentedly, and put the mobile phone, which is known as a camera tool Throw it back to Lisa.

Lisa slowly pulled back her mobile phone from the table, carefully looked at Li Zihong's side face, "Boss, I, I never said anything bad about you in this group! I just blamed Scofield for you , Heaven and Earth can testify, and our colleagues can also testify!"

Li Zihong didn't argue, and kept her eyes closed, leaning her head on the back of the chair, with a slight smile on her lips.

Lisa couldn't figure out which direction the boss was blowing again today. Just now, Scofield's "FUCKYOU" set off a wave of demons in the group. She and Kevin, who were booing in the group, suddenly The phone was taken away by the boss...

Li Zihong stared at her mobile phone for a long time with a weird smile, without saying a word.

Her demeanor and smile made both Lisa and Kevin shudder.

After a long time, Li Zihong slowly opened his eyes, stared at the air in front of him and smiled coldly: "He Xiaonian, the good show has just begun, your good days - heh, are still to come!"

I don’t know if this sentence was addressed to Lisa and Kevin, or to the air on the other side. It was light and floating, as if a puff of blue smoke from the bones of the bones that had been crippled by Monkey King’s stick dissipated in the air in an instant. inside…..

Have!Negative!seek!

Lisa shrank her neck, looked back at Kevin, and saw the same incomprehension and...excitement in his eyes, wow, it feels like there will be a super invincible giant melon to eat soon! !

……

After the regular meeting was over, Adam followed He Xiaonian to the staff cafeteria angrily. After the two of them got their meals, they found a corner booth for two and sat down.

"Boom", Adam threw the dinner plate in his hand on the table, and several drops of thick soup immediately jumped out of the soup bowl, almost splashing on the clothes of He Xiaonian who had just sat down.

"Damn it! What are you doing?!" He Xiaonian hopped back on his seat and yelled unhappily.

Adam rolled his eyes at him, "You have the nerve to say that your wind is so wild, and you dare to say that I have it! Tell me, what were you thinking about just now?"

He Xiaonian glanced at Adam, did not answer, and started to eat without saying a word.

He was extremely annoyed.

As a male god recognized by the whole company, he has worked for the O brand for so many years and has never made such a big fool. The "FUCKYOU" just now can be regarded as a complicated man who combines He Xiaonian's aloofness and warmth, elegance and talent. The god-man setting has completely collapsed! ! !

It's all to blame Sun Haiyang, what kind of little yellow songs are you playing? ! ! !

If this goes on like this, before He Xiaobao is completely led astray by him, my mother will be led astray by him first.

Can't tolerate it!I have to have a good chat with him tonight, don't bother to organize any language, just give him a serious warning, and if I play bad songs for Xiaobao blindly, I will... deduct money from him!

Yes, deduct money!

……

When I got home at night, it was still early, and Sun Haiyang was taking He Xiaobao to dance and sing in the next room.

He Xiaonian unloaded his backpack, and before he even had time to change his clothes, he immediately grabbed the wall and began to eavesdrop on the corner.

Unfortunately, what Sun Haiyang taught Xiaobao today was "Ultraman Fights Little Monsters".

He Xiaonian was a little discouraged when he failed to grasp the opportunity to make use of the topic smoothly. After listening for a while, he found it meaningless, so he grabbed his pajamas and prepared to take a shower first.

In the bathroom, I took off all my clothes, turned on the switch, and tested the water temperature for a long time with the shower head.

As a result, not only did he have a convulsion today, but even the water heater was convulsed. Instead of getting hotter, the water flowing out of the shower head tended to flow cooler.

He turned off the switch and looked up at the water heater.

The switch on the water heater glows green.He Xiaonian thought for a while, red light stop, green light go, green, generally speaking, means to go, when used on water heaters, it should mean "on".

That is to say, when the water heater is turned on, the water flowing out is cold water.

Damn, is the water heater broken? !

He Xiaonian quickly put on his underwear, pushed open the bathroom door, and ran into Xiaobao's room.

Without knocking on the door, he barged in with a whimper, bringing in a gust of wind.

Sun Haiyang immediately held Xiaobao's little arm that was about to be raised, and patted it gently and rhythmically, while raising his head to wink desperately at He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian hurriedly walked out of Xiaobao's room lightly and backwards.

He didn't want to wake the monster up after he fell asleep, any problems were no problem compared to the crazy He Xiaobao!

He sat on the sofa in the living room and waited dryly for Xiaobao to fall asleep completely.

The air-conditioning in the living room was very strong, he sat there for 10 minutes, and finally felt a little cold after belatedly.

He wrapped his arms around himself, stood up and stomped left and right, and shivered involuntarily.

Just as Sun Haiyang put Xiaobao to sleep, he went out to look for He Xiaonian, just in time to see He Xiaonian, who was covered in white flowers shining like golden light under the light, with his neck curled up, shivering with cold while hugging his shoulders.

"Fuck, aren't you cold?!" He asked in a daze.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm about to cry from the cold!" He Xiaonian frowned and took a breath, "Take a look at the water heater, is it broken, no hot water coming out!"

"Really?" Sun Haiyang thought about it for a while. When he bathed Xiaobao and himself just now, he felt that the water was not too hot, but he could wash it, so he didn't take it seriously. There was no hot water.

He went into the bathroom and looked up at the water heater.

He Xiaonian followed.

The bathroom was much warmer than the living room. As soon as he came in, he was enveloped by the hot and humid air blowing from the bathroom, and he shivered suddenly, feeling comfortable all over.

It may be that the air outside is too dry, and the air in the bathroom is relatively humid. His nose was a little uncomfortable. He sniffed his nose, "Ah-choo—" he sneezed with his head tilted.

Sun Haiyang looked back at him, frowned, picked up the pajamas that He Xiaonian had thrown on the washing machine, and threw them on his shoulders, "Put on some clothes first, and you'll catch a cold later!"

He Xiaonian grabbed the clothes on his shoulders, froze for a moment, shook the clothes silently, and draped them over his shoulders.

"It's okay, it just shuts off automatically. I guess someone in this building is doing renovations. When the main water valve is turned off, it will shut off automatically." Sun Haiyang was still looking up at the water heater, and said, "This brand of water heater is like this. As long as the water is turned off, it will automatically shut off, which is the case in my house."

As he spoke, he raised his arm and pressed the switch, and the light of the switch changed from green to red.

"Wait!" He Xiaonian touched his arm next to him, and he looked up at the switch with the flashing red light in surprise, "It's in its current state, is it on?"

"Yes! It was closed just now, but now it is open! What's the matter? Do you have any questions?" Sun Haiyang glanced at He Xiaonian with some contempt. He has lived together for a while, and he already has some understanding of He Xiaonian. .

In fact, He Xiaonian's hands-on ability is very poor, and the degree of mastery of various electrical appliances or equipment that requires manuals is basically inversely proportional to the degree of his work.

He was sure that He Xiaonian would not know which of the red and green lights on the water heater meant it was on and which was off.

Sure enough, He Xiaonian looked at the water heater in confusion, pointed to the blinking red light and asked, "Well, what color is this?"

Sun Haiyang looked up at the water heater, then turned his head and squinted at He Xiaonian, "Are you red and green blind? You can't see the color?"

Sun Haiyang's tone sounded a bit condescending, and He Xiaonian was very upset, "I'm red-green color blind?! I can detect every change in the PANTONG color card! My sensitivity to colors should not be too high!"

"Then do you know that the red light above is on and the green light is off?" Sun Haiyang pointed disdainfully at the water heater above his head.

"..." He Xiaonian fell silent, he really didn't know about this.

"I don't know." After a long pause, he finally answered honestly.

"You... hey!" Sun Haiyang sighed heavily, put his arm on He Xiaonian's shoulder, and pushed him out of the bathroom, "Wait outside for a while, the water heater is turned on at least Wait for ten, twenty, ten minutes for the water to heat up!"

The two returned to the living room, and the cold air swept over He Xiaonian who was only loosely wrapped in pajamas. He tilted his head and couldn't help but sneezed again.

Sun Haiyang was standing beside him, hearing him sneeze, just like hearing Xiaobao sneezing, he turned around reflexively and grabbed He Xiaonian's pajamas, gathered them together, and coaxed Xiaobao She said in a calm tone, "Hey, put on your clothes!"

He lowered his head and grabbed the open front of He Xiaonian's pajamas, his body was very close to He Xiaonian, when he spoke, his breath lightly pounced on He Xiaonian's chin, and the heat from his body diffused towards He Xiaonian layer by layer.

He Xiaonian paused, Sun Haiyang grabbed his index finger and accidentally tapped on his chest, leaving a warm touch on his skin like ripples that disappear instantly when a small stone is thrown into a deep pool. A little, but he was taken aback by himself.

He grabbed his clothes vigorously, pulled the clothes out of Sun Haiyang's hand, and took a big step back.

Sun Haiyang was stunned for a moment, his hand was empty, and then he realized that he had made a mistake with the person he spoiled just now. The person opposite was He Xiaonian, not He Xiaobao, and he was a little embarrassed at once.

The two stared blankly at each other for a while before Sun Haiyang turned his head and muttered, "Damn, they're both big men, why are you so shy all the time!"

He Xiaonian clicked his tongue and really wanted to dump him, nonsense, it's not you who gets taken advantage of every time!You think everyone is just like you, with the cheeks of a kidnapper on the wall!  …

But the living room is too cold, the lights are too bright, I wear underwear on my lower body, Sun Haiyang is too short, Sun Haiyang is still too hot, the ripples just now are too scary... In short, all kinds of words , making He Xiaonian too lazy to care about Sun Haiyang.

He didn't speak, wrapped up his pajamas, turned and went back to his room without looking back.

Back in the room, lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling.

The lights in the room were not turned on, and on the ceiling there was only a little neon light that leaked in from the window and danced, reflecting a machete-like arc on the roof.

He Xiaonian stared at this arc for a while, and exhaled, the thoughts in his mind gradually became clear.

Fuck, what am I going to do tonight, I'm going to talk to Sun Haiyang tonight about something more important than the national economy and the people's livelihood, let him get into such a mess, and forget about the business!

He hurriedly rolled off the bed again, fished a pair of pajama pants from the closet, put them on, and left the room again.

Walking to the edge of the kitchen, I saw Sun Haiyang standing in front of the refrigerator, tossing and turning, not knowing what he was doing.

"Hey, what are you doing?" He Xiaonian shouted behind him, but Sun Haiyang ignored him and poked his head into the refrigerator to find something.

"Don't do it now, I have something to tell you!" He Xiaonian clenched his fist and knocked on the wall next to him.

Sun Haiyang finally found what he wanted from the refrigerator, turned around and looked at He Xiaonian, "Oh, what's the matter, tell me!"

"What are you doing with oranges, you still eat fruit at such a late hour, beware of diabetes!" He Xiaonian stared at the oranges in his hand.

Sun Haiyang looked down at the orange in his hand, "I didn't eat it, didn't you sneeze just now, I'll squeeze some orange juice for you, and supplement some vitamins, so that Xiaobao won't just happen to be sick again, and you will have to take turns to toss I!"

"Ah!" He Xiaonian didn't expect that Sun Haiyang took the orange to squeeze juice for himself. He touched his nose but said nothing.

"What's the matter, tell me!" Sun Haiyang asked him again, and while talking, he went to the kitchen with an orange to tinker with his juicer.

He Xiaonian didn't chase after him and said that he had a major event that was more important than the national economy and the people's livelihood. He stared at Sun Haiyang's back, stood in the dining room in a daze for a while, then turned his head and went back to his room.

In fact, when I think about it carefully, that great event doesn’t seem to be as important as I imagined. Say it, or don’t say it... It’s all right, and there is no rush.

Besides, let's say today, I'm really a little tired, or... let's talk about it another day!

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If you have a day off on Saturday, continue on Sunday!Happy weekend everyone (*^__^*)