undercover dad

Sun Haiyang helped He Xiaobao pin the piece of cloth to the handle of the plastic jar, and showed Xiaobao by pulling the handle up and down for a while,

"Look, it's daytime, dang dang dang, the curtains are opened," he pulled up the handle, and the "curtain" was pulled up, and then he pushed down the handle again, and the "curtain" followed the handle again. It drooped down just enough to cover the plastic jar.

"It's dark, see if you see it, just play like this!"

He Xiaobao was overjoyed. He picked up his insect home and said to Sun Haiyang: "Brother, I want to show my insects to my grandparents in the yard. I haven't seen them for a long time. They must miss me. I'll show them my baby!"

Sun Haiyang smiled and snapped his fingers at him, "Okay! Take our baby insects for a ride!"

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Sun Haiyang was not familiar with the community, so He Xiaobao had to drag him around the rockery, through the narrow path, and finally came to the edge of a lotus pond.

A row of small villas was built beside the lotus pond, and several old people were sitting in the small courtyard of their own villas, chatting with waving cattail fans across the fence.

The lotus leaf duckweed in the pond filled half of the pond, dotted with a few pink and white hibiscus flowers.There are green grass by the pond, and a few big white geese are lazily hiding under the willow trees and taking a nap.

"Wow! Little Treasure, the environment here is not bad! It's a little bit...Xanadu, is there any!" Sun Haiyang stood by the pond, looking at the distant mountains and near water, feeling sincerely.

Xiaobao didn't hear him, and Xiaobao didn't feel the beauty or ugliness of the environment in this community. He anxiously hugged his insect jar and ran to the villa. He knew all the grandparents there. Every time he comes here, the old man will give him some fresh melons and fruits just picked from his own field.

"Grandpa, grandpa, hello! Long time no see! Grandpa, look, this is my baby insect, which contains..." Xiaobao hugged the jar, and started from the east end of the villa, going door to door like a salesman to dispose of his baby insects.

The old people here are usually feeling lonely. They are very happy to see Xiaobao. They all get up from the rocking chair or the horses, and move to the edge of the fence to poke their heads out to see Xiaobao's insects. Home.

"Hey, treasure, you mantis looks so energetic, look at how long your legs are, if you eat it roasted, it will last for a long time!"

"Grandpa, I don't eat it. This praying mantis is kept for fun. It's my pet, so I can't eat it!"

It was a pity for the old man to hear that he couldn't eat it, so he shook his head and walked away with a sigh.

"Baby, why haven't I seen you this summer? Why don't you come to play with your grandparents? We all miss you to death!" An old lady who was quite fashionable imitated Feng Gong's words and teased Bao.

"Grandma, my second uncle is too busy to bring me here. Grandma, is your Xing'er ready? Give Baolai one!"

"Baby, Xing'er, it's all rotten now, hurry up next year, grandma is wondering if I can make dried apricots, if you don't come to eat, half of the apricots will be rotten!"

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In the small yard in front of a villa on the west side, an old man built a chicken shed in the corner of the yard and raised several chickens in it. That nice big cock attracts.

He stepped on the fence door and looked in, "Grandpa, grandpa, is that a big rooster? Oh oh oh!" He crowed like a chicken.

But obviously his pronunciation of this foreign language was very inaccurate, and the chicken didn't agree at all. The big rooster gave him a sideways look and ignored him.

The old man who was watering the flowers with a pipe in the yard was happy, "Bao, you don't sound like a chicken, look at Grandpa calling you one!"

The old man's voice was already old, and he leaned his neck up to imitate the crowing of a rooster, which was worse than that of a donkey. The chicken might not be able to take it anymore, so it cried out "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Xiaobao thought it was amazing, "Grandpa, grandpa, can I go in and see the big cock?"

"Yes, there's nothing wrong with that. I welcome you on behalf of the big rooster!" The old man cheerfully turned off the tap, threw the pipe aside, opened the fence gate, and let Xiaobao into the yard.

Xiaobao hugged his insect jar and went to the chicken shed, not disliking the smell of chicken excrement in the chicken shed, he opened the lid of his insect jar, "Big rooster, let me show you my little pet, How do you like it?"

The praying mantis inside had been imprisoned for such a long time, finally seized this opportunity, jumped forward, jumped out of the cage, and got into the chicken coop.

"Ahhh!" He Xiaobao screamed, "My praying mantis!!!" He hopped twice in front of the chicken coop, reaching out his hand to hook the praying mantis that had jumped onto the back of a white hen.

"Hey, Bao, don't worry, don't fall!" The old man was in a hurry, and hurried over to grab Xiao Bao.

"Grandpa, my praying mantis, my praying mantis!" Xiao Bao shouted to the old man in a tearful voice.

"Don't cry, hey, don't cry, Bao, grandpa will be caught by you, grandpa will be caught by you!" The old man stretched out his trembling hand and picked the latch on the fence door of the chicken coop, and opened the chicken coop.

He tiptoed to the back of the white hen, stretched out his hand and pounced on the hen's back, but did not pounce, the mantis fled away at the last moment covered by his hand.

The two of them watched it scurried into the corner of the chicken coop, and jumped a few more times until it was out of their sight and could no longer be seen.Xiaobao burst into tears with a "wow".

His cries were still very contagious, and scared the chickens in the chicken coop. Under the leadership of the big rooster, the chickens ran out of the chicken coop in a line and back and forth.

The old man coaxed Xiaobao for a long time, and finally waited for Xiaobao to stop crying. When he looked back, his chicken had long since disappeared.

"Oh, my chicken, my chicken!" The old man rushed out of the chicken coop tremblingly, shouting as he ran.

You know, not only the door of the chicken shed is open in his yard, but also the gate of the fence at the gate of the yard is open. The community outside is so big, if these chickens are let out to run around, he, an old man, can't even chase them back. .

The old people in the surrounding yards all cheered up. They lived in this paradise and had been isolated from the world for a long time. They hadn't experienced such an exciting thing for a long time. They all clapped their courtyard doors to cheer for the old man.

"Old Zhang, to the left, the chicken is going to the left!"

"Oh, old Zhang, be careful, don't fall! Is it okay? Do you want to put a hot wheel on your feet?!"

"Old Zhang, don't worry, I'll let our Coke go out and help you!" The old lady who can imitate Feng Gong's cross talk is very smart, and immediately thought of her dachshund, opened the gate of the courtyard, and let the dog go. out.

As soon as the dachshund came out of the yard, it ran wildly with joy and barked "Wow, woof". There were also dogs in several other yards. As soon as those dogs heard the call, they rushed to the door and ran wildly with the dachshunds outside. Call.

The big white goose was sleeping soundly in the shade of the willow tree, but suddenly it was awakened by the sound of the dog barking, fluttering its wings, jumping and running around in a panic, and howling loudly.

The cozy and quiet small yard is suddenly full of chickens and dogs!

"Fuck, what's going on!" Sun Haiyang squatted by the pond and watched the scenery for a long time, still feeling unfulfilled, when the surroundings suddenly became chaotic.

He stood up in a daze, and ran towards the most flustered area. He didn't see He Xiaobao for a long time. He was afraid that Xiaobao would be in danger or get into trouble again.

In the end, I didn’t see Xiaobao. I ran into an old man who was panting halfway. When the old man saw a young man running towards him, he suddenly felt that he had met a savior. "Young man, hey! Help!" He said Standing in Sun Haiyang, pointing to the road ahead, gasping for words, "Help, help, uncle, grab those chickens!"

Sun Haiyang looked back, and sure enough, there was a big rooster in front of him, and he was jogging rhythmically along the trail with his wife and concubines in high spirits.

Sun Haiyang estimated the running speed of these chickens, which was his usual walking speed, so it would not be difficult to catch up!

He turned his head and waved at the old man confidently, "Alright, you rest and watch me!" He turned around and chased after the chickens.

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There is a word called "quiet as a chicken".

I don’t know what kind of mood the inventor thought of this word, but what is certain is that he actually had a huge misunderstanding of chickens. Being able to invent this word shows that he:

Never, never, catch, pass, chicken!

Sun Haiyang saw that the chicken was not running fast. Sometimes, he would walk around leisurely, thinking that catching a chicken was a piece of cake.

He hopped and chased after the chicken, bent down and stretched out his hand, just about to grab the upturned tail of the chicken's buttocks, but at this moment, the chicken took out the speed of teleportation, "swish", and scurried away. Into the woods next to the trail.

Sun Haiyang caught nothing.

He simply followed the movement, turned around and went to grab a white hen that looked stupid and stupid beside him, but the human hen was not as good as it looked, with its neck straightened, its body straightened, and it also hopped around like his wife into the grass.

Sun Haiyang missed twice in a row, and he immediately regained his spirits!

"Hey, it's interesting!" He murmured excitedly, followed the chicken buttocks and ran into the small woods, running left and right in the woods, advancing and retreating, chasing behind a few chickens, running very happily !

Some old people also followed out of the courtyard to watch the lively scene in this community that has been rarely seen in the past few years. There were also a few old people who were not very old and had relatively good legs and feet, and they also followed into the small woods, accompanied by a young man Catch a chicken together.

Someone was blocking from the left, and someone was chasing from the right. The old man didn't dare to run too fast, and mainly directed Sun Haiyang by screaming from the side:

"Young man, you can't get too close to it, as soon as you get close to it, you will be scared away!"

"Nonsense, Lao Liu, what you said, how can he catch the chicken if he doesn't get close, take the chicken from the air!"

"Boy, boy, I'm here to block you, you drive all the chickens this way!"

"Hey, hey, I'll grab one!" Under the guidance of everyone, Sun Haiyang managed to catch a chicken tail, but he was too excited and inexperienced. Before he could hold on tight, the chicken broke free from his hand He ran away, leaving a feather in his hand.

"Oh, my hair!!!" Lao Zhang cried out in pain when he saw it outside the forest.

The dogs also came, besides the dachshund just now, two or three more dogs followed their masters into the woods, and ran around happily, although they didn't know what they came into the woods for.

When the big white goose saw the dog coming, it was terrified and fled all over the forest. During this period, some geese accidentally bumped into the chicken, and both parties were shocked, "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!" He yelled, and after he reacted, he quickly split up and ran away!

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