undercover dad

He Xiaonian stared at the fabric on the table, his expression darkened.

He fell asleep for an unknown amount of time, and when he woke up, he found that the most rare piece of fabric was missing from his pile of fabrics, which was the piece of waterproof fabric that Adam had found for him.

He rushed out of the room to look for Sun Haiyang and Xiaobao, "Sun Haiyang, Xiaobao!!" He yelled twice, but the room was empty and no one answered.

He thought about it, he didn't know where Sun Haiyang could go, but every time Xiaobao came, he would go to the villa area by the pond and say hello to the residents there first.

He quickly put on his shoes, and hurried to the pond.

He was very familiar with this place, he took another small path, first arrived at the west end of the villa area, and soon found Xiaobao with his butt up in the yard of the old man Zhang's house, catching insects among the flowers.

"Xiaobao! He Xiaobao!" The courtyard door of Grandpa Zhang's house was open, and He Xiaonian rushed in, grabbed He Xiaobao from the ground, "You crushed all the flowers in Grandpa Zhang's house!"

"Second Uncle!" Xiaobao looked up and saw that it was his Second Uncle, hugging He Xiaonian's thigh happily, "Second Uncle, help me catch another mantis, Bao's mantis ran away and disappeared in the chicken coop!" He said Pointing in the direction of the chicken coop, he said aggrievedly.

He Xiaonian looked in the direction of his fingers, and at a glance he saw the jar of insects rolled down on the ground and his precious fabric under the jar.

"I!..." He urgently swallowed back the word "Fuck", and rushed to the jar lying on the ground at the speed of light.

The jar was probably thrown to the ground by Xiaobao when he found the mantis scurrying into the chicken shed. It had been rolling on the ground for a long time, and was stepped on by the chickens that ran out. When He Xiaonian picked it up, he found that it was a piece of fabric. Not only was the ground covered with chicken paw prints, but it was also stained with a large piece of turquoise by the green grass that had just been watered.

He Xiaonian held this piece of fabric in Adam's hand, claiming that he had used all his connections, and no one in the production department might be able to find the fabric. His fingers were pinched blue in anger, and suddenly he felt wet and limp under his fingers holding the fabric. , I looked up and found that there was a piece of chicken feces on my hand.

"He Xiaobao! Who told you to touch my cloth?!" He yelled at He Xiaobao furiously.

"Hai, Brother Haiyang said, you are the most profitable cloth, you can make curtains, so he took it!" Xiaobao explained timidly in a low voice.

Sun Haiyang!It's Sun Haiyang again!The fire in He Xiaonian's forehead jumped suddenly.

"Where's Sun Haiyang? What about others?" He shouted again.

When He Xiaobao saw that his second uncle was really angry and scared, he immediately betrayed Sun Haiyang and pointed to the small forest outside the yard, "Go catch chickens!"

He Xiaonian turned his head in that direction and saw:

The remnants of the lotus, reed leaves and reeds,

Villa for the Elderly,

The dog and the white goose pinch each other,

As the sun sets,

The chicken catching team is still running in the end of the world!

......

The farce didn't completely end until after five o'clock.

The chickens were tired from running in the woods, and finally gradually slowed down. Sun Haiyang, who was still full of energy behind him, grabbed them one by one and returned them to the chicken coop of Uncle Zhang's house.

Several dogs in the woods were also yelled out of the woods by their masters.The big white geese didn't have to run around anymore, but the panic still persisted. Several geese clung to each other tightly, shivering in the sunset glow that leaked from the leaves.

The old people came out slowly from the woods, all of them had unfinished expressions:

"Young man, it was wrong for you to run like that just now, you should tiptoe, slow down, and don't startle the chicken!"

"Old Liu, what you said is wrong. That chicken is more thief than you. It's better to be still than to move. You see, it has to be this kind of young guy, with quick hands and feet..."

"Old Zhang, those chickens of yours have to be put for a walk in the woods if there is nothing to do, so that the chickens will be healthy, and we will come out to loosen our muscles and bones if we have nothing to do, oh, this afternoon, we can stretch our arms and legs …”

Sun Haiyang was walking among a group of old men and women, dripping with sweat, as if he had just caught a chicken not in the woods, but in a pond. After much effort, he finally helped someone catch the chicken. He was also very proud, grinning as he walked.

When he saw He Xiaonian, he didn't notice his bluish face, he stepped forward with a smile, and slapped He Xiaonian on the shoulder with a hand that smelled like chicken feces:

"Brother, how are you, am I handsome?"

He Xiaonian took a big step back from the smell on his hands and the sweat from his hair. He looked around and saw that most of the old people walking towards him were familiar faces, and some were smiling. Hehe greeted him.

He didn't want to get angry directly, so he was silent for a moment, smiled at Sun Haiyang, and gritted a few words: "Let's go, it's time for us to go home!"

.....

The two took He Xiaobao, and left the villa area amidst the warm greetings and reluctant eyes of the old people behind them.

Sun Haiyang took He Xiaobao's hand and followed behind He Xiaonian.

He was still in a state of high excitement, and while explaining to He Xiaobao his demeanor of catching chickens, he yelled at He Xiaonian, who just walked forward without saying a word, "Hey, bro, slow down, little one." Bao is almost unable to move!"

When they got home, He Xiaonian opened the door, and the three of them entered the room one by one. Sun Haiyang was looking for slippers for Xiaobao, while looking for slippers, and turning his head, his face was suddenly covered with a stinky cloth.

"Damn it! Puff, puff, what the hell... what is this?!"

In a rage, He Xiaonian was very precise, and just threw the chicken feces on the piece of cloth onto Sun Haiyang's mouth.

Watching Sun Haiyang catching the chicken for a long time, and walking for a long time, the chicken feces on the cloth had already been wiped away by He Xiaonian. Sun Haiyang didn't eat the chicken feces, but he still swallowed the smell. Big mouth into the stomach.

He pulled off the cloth covering his face, pooh-pooh-poohed for a long time, and then threw the cloth on the ground.

Without saying a word, He Xiaonian walked over to pick up the cloth, and when Sun Haiyang finished pooping, he handed the cloth to Sun Haiyang again.

Sun Haiyang didn't understand what He Xiaonian meant, so he took the cloth in a daze, "Why? You asked me to throw it away..." He looked down at the torn rag in his hand, and then realized that the cloth used to be beautiful in color, The cloth pulled out from He Xiaonian's table is also very elegant in color.

His heart skipped a few beats, and he vaguely felt that he had violated the taboo of this matter again, so he couldn't help feeling a little uneasy: "Brother, this cloth..."

"You wash this cloth for me, if it's not clean, you can lick it clean!" He Xiaonian said slowly while pressing the fire, staring at Sun Haiyang.

Sun Haiyang looked at the cloth again, the cloth was covered with chicken paw prints, these were not difficult to wash off, but the big blue mark, and this piece of chicken shit green..., he I touched the fabric again, it didn't look like ordinary knitted fabric, it felt strange to the touch, and I don't know if it can be cleaned!

He thought for a while and decided to cheat, "Isn't it just a piece of cloth? What are you doing? Xiaobao said he wanted to make a curtain for the insect jar. I couldn't find any other cloth at the moment, so I used this. Anyway, you have enough cloth. It’s not bad at all!”

"Oh!" He Xiaonian was so angry that he knew that this grandson would not take it seriously at all, and he said with a heavy face, "Sun Haiyang, you know how much trouble I have spent to get it. Got this cloth?!"

"How many twists and turns?" Sun Haiyang asked following his words.

"..." He Xiaonian gritted his teeth and looked at him.He actually didn't know how much trouble he had spent, after all, he just moved his mouth and asked Adam, but he didn't even ask Adam how much trouble he went through.

All he knew was that this fabric was a rare fabric in the world, and he was studying it now, and Sun Haiyang destroyed it before he could finish the research.

He squinted his eyes and decided to criticize Sun Haiyang from another angle: "Sun Haiyang, do you always have to be so foolish? Do you think that everything doesn't matter, do you think that you don't care, and other people are just like you Doesn't matter?!"

Sun Haiyang was also a little angry, he wiped the sweat off his face, and his expression turned cold: "Why am I just fooling around? Yes, I'm not as pushy as you, I'm not as capable as you to make money , but what you asked me to do, how many things did I mess up for you?...Except for today's piece of cloth!"

He Xiaonian opened his mouth to interrupt him, but Sun Haiyang waved his hand and continued:

"I came to your house as a nanny, and I asked you, did I make Xiaobao disabled or stupid? You have so many problems, and if you ask for this and that, I will ask you, what did I not give you as you asked? If I can do it, why would I be fooling around?" The more he said, the more angry he became, thinking that the crime he had suffered in the past two months was not worth a piece of rag that was one foot square, and his heart was blocked for a while.

He Xiaonian's voice also suddenly rose: "There are so many problems with me, what do I ask of you, I will be picky about eating, who doesn't have their own taste, how can it be considered a problem?!"

Little Treasure had already run to the balcony to catch mantises in the small yard, but when he heard his second uncle and brother Haiyang's quarrel, his little heart was pounding, and he ran over quickly, holding brother Haiyang's hand , grabbed his second uncle's clothes with one hand: "Oh, stop arguing, stop arguing, okay, second uncle, don't be picky about eating in the future, you won't grow tall like this!"

Sun Haiyang was still angry, he threw Xiaobao's hand away, "Is that your own taste? You won't let anything go for a meal, just put onion, ginger and garlic on the table and I have to pick it for you first." Come out, my mother used to love spicy food at home, but I almost caught up with the monk when I came here, and I don’t even know what chili tastes like!"

"I'm just saying, seriously, monks can't even eat onion, ginger and garlic, that's really taboo!" He Xiaonian mocked Sun Haiyang based on his words.

"you!……"

"Stop arguing, stop arguing! Oh, why are you two so disobedient!" Xiaobao stood between the two of them and yelled loudly.

He Xiaonian grabbed He Xiaobao's hand, pressed it, and he yelled a few words, releasing his anger to some extent. He was afraid that Bao would be frightened if he continued to quarrel with Sun Haiyang, so he said in a low voice:

"I won't talk about those useless things for you, I will tell you, don't touch my things casually! Just like today's piece of cloth, whether it can be used or not, why don't you ask me in advance, just take it with you. take!"

When Sun Haiyang heard this, he felt even more aggrieved, and immediately yelled: "Nonsense, you were sleeping at that time, you haven't had a good sleep for a few days, and you finally fell asleep, am I ashamed to wake you up?" !?"

"..." He Xiaonian opened his mouth, but no words came out.

He looked at Sun Haiyang.Sun Haiyang didn't know whether he caught the chicken just now, or he was excited because of the quarrel with him. His eyes and cheeks were flushed, and his chest heaved and heaved. It was obvious that he was very upset.

He Xiaonian turned his face away, looked down at Xiaobao, and stroked Xiaobao's head, not knowing what was going on in his mind.

After a while, he waved his hands a little irritably: "Okay, throw this cloth away, it's useless, go to a restaurant outside to get some food at night, don't do it!"

"It's useless, you fucking let me lick it!" Sun Haiyang became angry again.

He Xiaonian, who was about to go to the bathroom to wash his hands, turned around suddenly and pointed at Sun Haiyang: "You are enough! If you don't want to go out to buy food, cook quickly!"

"Fuck!" Sun Haiyang cursed angrily, turned around and walked out the door.