undercover dad

After dinner, He Xiaonian went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Sun Haiyang sat on a stone bench in the yard, staring at the dimming sky, frowning in a daze.

He Xiaobao, who was persistently looking for the praying mantis in the grass, ran out from the barley and ran to Sun Haiyang: "Brother Haiyang!" He clenched his fists tightly and threw himself on Sun Haiyang's knee.

"What's the matter, are you grabbing the praying mantis?" Sun Haiyang turned to Xiaobao, finally loosened his facial muscles, and his poker face softened.

"No, but look, I found an earthworm!" Xiao Bao spread out his small fleshy hand, revealing half of the earthworm still twisting in his palm.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Sun Haiyang jumped up from the stone bench, and he and He Xiaobao were overturned to the ground, sitting on a big stump.

"Oh, I...!" Sun Haiyang clasped his arms around each other, rubbed his arms vigorously, and jumped on the ground.

Xiao Bao stood up, patted his butt, ran over and hugged Sun Haiyang, "Hahaha, brother Haiyang, so you are afraid of earthworms?"

"I..." Sun Haiyang was so frightened that he kept hiding aside, "Hey, brother, isn't that afraid, it's disgusting, disgusting, understand, take your hand away!"

"No more, look!" Xiaobao spread out his two little hands and showed Sun Haiyang.There are no more earthworms in the palm of my hand.

Only then did Sun Haiyang heave a sigh of relief, and sat down on the stone bench again, holding Xiaobao in his arms.

Xiao Bao got tired of him for a while, and raised his head and asked, "Brother Haiyang, are you in a better mood?"

"Uh, Xiaobao..." Sun Haiyang didn't expect his face to slump. Even Xiaobao could see that he was unhappy. Brother is just..." He was suddenly at a loss for words, his displeasure should be quite obvious, it's really not easy to fool Xiaobao.

"Are you just angry with Uncle Second, aren't you? Don't be angry, Brother Haiyang, you see, I am angry with Uncle Second sometimes, but I don't get angry after a while!" Xiaobao persuaded Sun Haiyang earnestly.

Sun Haiyang was delighted, "Oh, our little treasure is quite magnanimous," he patted Xiaobao's stomach, "the prime minister can run an aircraft carrier in his belly!"

"Well, I'm pretty big, and I have to beg my second uncle to buy me an enderman!" Xiaobao said shyly.

Sun Haiyang didn't speak. Xiaobao's words were quite ridiculous, but he couldn't laugh. After a while, he curled his lips, full of displeasure: "Is it amazing to be able to make money? What's so good about your second uncle, you Be careful that he smashes you to death with money!"

Xiaobao didn't quite understand Sun Haiyang's mood. He thought about it seriously for a while, "Second Uncle, he's okay, but sometimes, um—" He didn't know how to describe his Second Uncle.

"It's too much, it's too much, and it's obvious in all of China that he can pretend to be a force!" Sun Haiyang clenched his fists and rattled his knuckles:

"Baby, you know, let me come up for a while, I really want to beat him up, I really want to beat him up. Originally, my sister asked me to come here for this... But it has nothing to do with my sister, I just want to, I want him to stumble someday, make him make a big fool of himself, and see how he will be ashamed to pretend in the future!"

Bao frowned and pondered, expressing that he didn't quite understand Sun Haiyang's meaning, but his expression clearly showed a trace of worry.

Sun Haiyang and Xiaobao looked at each other for a while with cute little eyes, and they were happy:

"Don't worry, I won't beat your second uncle. It's wrong to hit someone! I thought, just thought, uh, for example, change your second uncle's mobile phone to call music or something, and let him answer it in front of people. Throw an adult on the phone and let others look at it, oh my mother, this He Xiaonian usually looks serious, so he is a fake prudish... Hahaha!"

Sun Haiyang imagined that scene for a while, and suddenly his mood brightened up like a clear night sky. After laughing for a long time, he sighed: "Hey, it's a pity that I don't know his mobile phone password!"

Xiaobao understood this sentence, he blinked his big eyes, and immediately became energetic: "I know, I know the password of Second Uncle's mobile phone!"

"..." Sun Haiyang looked at the excited He Xiaobao with a dull face.

……

He Xiaonian finished the regular meeting on Monday morning, hesitated for a long time in the office, and finally decided to go to Adam and ask him to help fasten the waterproof fabric.

The sales department is in another building, and Adam doesn't need a separate office. He just likes to mix with his team, so he got a very bright place in the middle of the open office area on the third floor as his office.

When He Xiaonian passed by, the whole building was like the grand scene of the Kuomintang’s Nanjing retreat. Documents and files were piled up everywhere, and every work station passed something like throwing a small Li flying knife. Throwing it on the ground, everyone is yelling and shouting at the top of their throats, and if your voice is quieter, others will think you are talking to yourself.

With great difficulty, He Xiaonian walked through the aisle full of sundries, squeezed into Adam's office area, and waved his hands at Adam who was holding up the phone and scolding loudly.

"...What did you do long ago, tell me now that the goods are too late, I told you to report the safety stock a week earlier, you have listened to my words?!" Adam was obviously very angry, stretched out his hand He rubbed his back desperately, probably suffering from back pain again.

He raised his eyebrows at He Xiaonian, motioned him to wait a while, cursed a few more words on the phone, then put down the phone angrily, and walked towards He Xiaonian.

"Oh, I'm so mad, my back hurts so much, come here, help me stroke it!" He frowned and called He Xiaonian to help.

He Xiaonian had a request for him, so he had no choice but to come over and rub his back in front of everyone, "Why are you in such a mess here! The Eight-Power Allied Forces are fighting back again?"

"Damn, you guys who are engaged in design, how do you know the hardships of our Sales, next month will be followed by the Mid-Autumn Festival and the 11th two festivals, these two days will be all over the country, I will almost become a second-hand product for replenishment, yo, Take it easy..."

Adam's assistant, Sally, came over with a bunch of reports in a hurry, saw Adam lying on the table, and He Xiaonian was rubbing his back, and suddenly became unhappy:

"Boss, did you say that there is someone like you? I almost vomited blood when I contacted customers and called the reports. Your place is very good. You can get a handsome guy to give you a massage. Why don't you let everyone enjoy this benefit together? !"

After speaking, he squeezed into the vacant space beside Adam's chair, "Come on, handsome guy, stroke me too!"

"Oh, you bastard, you dare to snatch the handsome guy from me, hurry up and go to work!" Adam pushed Sally, snatched the report form from her hand, and looked down.

He Xiaonian sighed, the sales department was busy, and he was too embarrassed to cause trouble for Adam, so he had to grab a chair from the side and sit down to play with his mobile phone.

After browsing Moments for a while, I suddenly received a WeChat message from Guo Sheng:

- Xiaonian, come to my office.

He Xiaonian scratched his head, unable to think of why Guo Sheng would look for him.He conveniently put the phone on the table, and went to say hello to Adam: "Adam, Guo Sheng is looking for me, please don't..."

"Sally, I want the inventory of each store in East China, and there are only numbers in the big library on this table. I want to check the inventory in the store. I can't let them rush off the goods first!" Adam is full of data, looking at it in a daze Looking at He Xiaonian, but talking to Sally.

"...have lunch, wait for me first!" He Xiaonian sighed and finished the second half of the sentence, regardless of whether Adam could understand or not, he squeezed out of the narrow aisle with his hands in his pockets.

……

After He Xiaonian left, the entire sales department continued to be in a hurry.

Suddenly someone on the second floor yelled from the hollow stairs, "Adam, boss, boss! It's not good, the manager of the second store in North China said that the OSTIAW-170021 model just put into storage was defective, and the two sold out were all defective. Returned the goods, there is a problem with the zipper, they opened all the pieces in the warehouse to see, all the goods have this problem, and they have reported it to the production department as defective!"

The roar in the building immediately quieted down. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up at the central area on the third floor.

"Damn!" Sally was the first to react, jumped up, and began to scold: "This is the main model for festival sales, and it can cause problems, so what the hell are you selling for festivals!!!"

Adam suffered a series of violent blows this morning, his back pain spread to his chest, and he was a little unsteady. He covered his chest and said with his mouth twisted: "Photos, send photos, ask them to send photos!"

The people on the second floor immediately sent the pictures of the defective products to the sales group. Adam pressed his chest with one hand and looked at the phone horizontally and vertically with the other.

Originally, his brand has always cooperated with several big zipper suppliers such as YJJ. Last year, a new production director was replaced. This idiot came up and said that he wanted to reduce costs and changed to a domestic zipper supplier. They all released the water, and the goods were all ONSALE, only to find that there was a problem with the batch.

Adam was so angry that the hands holding the phone trembled, "Scofield! He Xiaonian!"

He looked around, he remembered that He Xiaonian had been playing around with him just now, he also remembered that He Xiaonian had a good relationship with YJJ, he should contact them for help, and see if he can ask YJJ to change a batch for a while zipper.

After looking around, he found that He Xiaonian was no longer with him, so he immediately lowered his head and dialed He Xiaonian's number.

The sales of the whole building were still immersed in the painful shock, and they all looked up at the boss who was calling upstairs. The building was as quiet as no running chickens.

The call is connected.

He Xiaonian sang loudly from the mobile phone he forgot on the table:

"I don't go to work tomorrow, I'm so happy, I'm so happy,

I don't go to work tomorrow

I'm as lazy as I want to be

I don't go to work tomorrow

No need to see customers pretending to be grandchildren

......"

Adam, who used to be the regional general manager in the Sichuan area, understood the lyrics without any obstacles. His hand covering his heart twitched, and a colic pain of [-] high-voltage electric volts penetrated from his chest to his back. Pale, his facial features are twisted together.

He knelt down on the ground in pain, put his head on the table and yelled weakly: "It hurts, it hurts!"

Sally rushed over quickly and shouted in panic: "Boss, boss, what's wrong with you?!"

Several people surrounded him, and some rushed to help Adam.A sensible person immediately stopped him, "Don't move, don't touch him!"

There are mostly young people in Sales, everyone is good at drinking and swearing at customers and running the train with their mouths full of mouth, but they have no experience in the situation in front of them, they all look at each other in blank dismay, standing or squatting in panic, completely unsure of what to do.

Adam rested his head against the table leg, still making a weak cry, "Quick, quick, quick..."

Sally turned her head and shouted, "Quick, quick, quick to find He Xiaonian!"

A bunch of people followed suit, shouting in circles: "He Xiaonian, He Xiaonian, Scofield!"

Adam paled, gasped and shook his head slightly, "Quick, quick..."

Sally was the first to react, "Quickly, find out where the other models are, can you come to Beijing today, and urge the logistics to speed up!!!"

Many people yelled together: "Logistics, who is responsible for contacting the logistics department!"

A girl named Sunny stood up and said in a crying voice, "Come in, those who can't enter Beijing, today!"

"Why can't I get in? It's been a few days. It's shipped from fucking Qingdao, not Somalia. Why can't I get in Beijing? What are you doing!" Sally yelled angrily.

Little Sunny was lying on the gun in great pain, "I really can't enter, China-Africa Forum, high-speed martial law!"

"..." Sally.

Although Adam was so uncomfortable that he couldn't speak, he still understood in his heart. He grabbed Sally's hand and breathed out with the last bit of strength, "Quick, quick, quick... Xiaojiuxinwan!"

Sally suddenly realized, and patted her forehead, "Cough, this one!" Then she reacted and yelled even more frantically: "Quick, an ambulance, quickly call an ambulance!!!!"

The crowd of onlookers also reacted, and all of them were red-eyed immediately, "Quick, why call an ambulance, drive him to the hospital quickly!!!"

Everyone on the third floor swept away Adam like a sandstorm.

In an instant, there were only two mobile phones left on the third floor.

One is Adam's mobile phone, which is still stubbornly dialing.

The other is He Xiaonian's mobile phone, still singing tenaciously:

"...I don't go to work tomorrow, this is a pot (song) for you!"

The author has something to say:

Take a day off tomorrow (*^__^*), continue on Sunday!