undercover dad

Since Sun Haiyang arrived at He Xiaonian's house at 03:30 because he had a long time, he knocked on the door three times, and He Xiaonian came to open the door in a calm manner.

"You! You are...," He Xiaonian almost closed the door as soon as he opened it.

Sun Haiyang standing at the door was wearing a duck-yellow T-shirt, with a row of magenta sequined words "whatafuck!" printed in the middle, which was so bright that it almost blinded He Xiaonian's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

It's just... honey aesthetic!Even if I match He Xiaobao's clothes, I won't choose such a dirty match! !

He Xiaonian complained wildly in his heart, and silently let Sun Haiyang into the room.

Sun Haiyang slowly changed his shoes at the entrance, followed He Xiaonian slowly, walked into the living room and sat on the sofa.

"My things are still in Xiaobao's room. I'll go over and clean them up right away, and it won't take you too long!" Sun Haiyang said, but his buttocks were glued to the sofa, motionless.

"Don't worry, sit and rest for a while, what do you want to drink?" He Xiaonian stood in front of the refrigerator in the dining room and asked Sun Haiyang.

"Whatever!" Sun Haiyang said casually, avoiding He Xiaonian's sight, looking at the dark TV screen in front of him.

He Xiaonian thought for a while, took out a can of Arctic Ocean from the refrigerator, thought again, took out a kiwi and a pear, and walked back to the coffee table, "Are you drinking Arctic Ocean? Or should I squeeze a kiwi pear juice for you? "

Sun Haiyang looked up at the drink and fruit in his hand, then at He Xiaonian, who was calm and natural with a nonchalant face, and shook his body a bit awkwardly, "Uh, don't bother, I will, I will clean up later I'll leave after I'm done, and I'll only work for a while, I... have some kiwi pear juice!"

He Xiaonian didn't say a word, he took the fruit to the kitchen and squeezed the juice for him with a wall breaker. After a while, the sound of "boom boom boom boom boom boom" sounded like an electric drill drilling a well in the whole room, covering up the embarrassment in the air.

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After squeezing the juice, Sun Haiyang slowly sipped the juice with his own cup, raised his head and asked hesitantly: "Brother, do you squeeze the juice without honey?"

He Xiaonian glanced at him suspiciously, "Ah? Yes, do you put honey? Damn, I said why the juice I squeezed out is not as sweet as yours!"

Sun Haiyang was a little speechless, but also wanted to laugh. He twitched the corners of his mouth, suppressed his smile, and slowly finished his juice.

Then, he got up and walked towards Xiaobao's bedroom, saying as he walked, "I'll go back to the house to pack my things first!"

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After a while, Sun Haiyang poked his head out from the bedroom and shouted, "Brother, where are all my clothes?"

He Xiaonian had already turned on the TV, and was enjoying "A Bite of China" while drinking fruit juice without honey. When he heard him ask, he lazily said, "Oh, I want to clean up for you when I come back this afternoon. , it turned out that your clothes hadn’t been washed, and they were rotten there, so I threw them in the washing machine for you!”

Sun Haiyang held on to the door frame and was stunned. He really wanted to say, my clothes have been washed, how could they be rotten? You are the only one. Your whole family is rotten...

After sneaking around for a while, he asked again: "Then I finished washing, did you dry it for me?"

He Xiaonian turned to look at him, and smiled embarrassedly: "Uh, no, I forgot!"

Sun Haiyang was stunned again, he stared blankly at He Xiaonian, why he always felt that something was wrong, "You... Forget it, I'll go hang it!"

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Sun Haiyang went into the bathroom, pouted and plunged into the washing machine to get his clothes.

He Xiaonian was in the living room, watching the freshly baked bowl of glutinous rice noodles on TV, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

But not everything went as he expected, Sun Haiyang went into the bathroom and came out after a while, he frowned and beckoned to He Xiaonian unhappily: "Brother, come here, come and have a look!"

He Xiaonian didn't know why, so he followed the past to see.

Sun Haiyang fished out a pair of black cotton-polyester slacks from the washing machine. The pants were half-dried, and the black fabric was covered with scraps of paper. It looked like snowflakes floating all over the screen after an old-fashioned TV failed to reach the stage. childlike.

"Uh, this..." He Xiaonian couldn't laugh anymore, he grabbed his trousers and looked left and right, "Damn, in your pocket...is there a facial tissue?"

Sun Haiyang stared at him closely, raised his left eyebrow, and signaled him with affirmative eyes: You guessed it right!

He Xiaonian quickly squatted down to check the situation in the drum of the washing machine, the situation...was even worse!

"Why don't you take out the used paper from your pocket?" His head was still curled up in the roller, and his voice sounded buzzing.

Sun Haiyang sneered, "If you don't take it out, it's because you haven't used it up! Why don't you take out your pocket before washing your clothes?"

He Xiaonian withdrew his head from the drum and didn't make another sound.

It is natural to dig out your pockets before washing your own clothes, but this is not washing your own clothes!

What's more, today's purpose is to think of a trick to keep you, and when you come back, you are in a hurry to throw your clothes into the washing machine, so why would you consider such trivial matters as whether to take out your pockets or not!

The two looked at each other silently for a moment, Sun Haiyang sighed, and pushed him away, "Get up, I'll get the clothes!"

He took out all the clothes, put them on the washing machine, and began to shake the shredded paper one by one.

When he finished shaking off all his clothes, He Xiaonian, who was standing aside, had already covered his head with snowflakes.

"Pfft, puff," He Xiaonian frantically shook his head while frantically poking at the scraps of paper in his mouth.

Sun Haiyang's mood immediately improved a lot. He patted He Xiaonian's shoulder, and persuaded with a smile: "Don't shake your arms, it's good, it looks like a white swan!"

After all, he carried his pile of clothes to the balcony.

He Xiaonian looked at the back of Sun Haiyang swaying out, gritted his teeth and swallowed the swear words he wanted to utter, took a rag, and started to clean up the "snowflakes" all over the ground in a depressed mood. After cleaning up the "snowflakes" on the ground, he Start packing the drum...

The two tossed and tossed depressedly for a long time, and when everything was cleaned up, Xiaobao Kindergarten was almost out of school.

Sun Haiyang glanced at He Xiaonian, his clothes were hanging on the balcony, and it seemed that he couldn't collect them today, "Why don't I pick them up tomorrow?" He asked He Xiaonian hesitantly.

He Xiaonian bowed his head in silence for a while, asking for his opinion: "Why don't you go and pick up He Xiaobao from me, he... misses you very much these days!"

"Well, okay... let's do it!" Sun Haiyang responded in a low voice.

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There are already several long queues in the queue to pick up the children at the gate of the kindergarten. The grandpas and aunts are chatting in groups under the early autumn sunset. Time flows on them lazily and slowly.

Two big men with obviously inconsistent painting styles stood far away in the shade of a tree across the road from the team, each licking a box of yogurt.

One is leaning against the trunk of the sycamore tree and looking up at the leaves, while the other is half lying on the shared bicycle next to him and staring at the ground in a daze. The silence makes the two men seem inexplicably awkward, but the same tall and handsome figures are next to each other, but they are still in a daze. The unexpected harmony attracted the attention of the uncles and aunts in the team.

"Hey, isn't this Brother He Entong! I haven't seen you here for a few days. Are you free to come over today?" A parent recognized Sun Haiyang and greeted him warmly.

There were also some familiar old people in the team who turned their heads and greeted Sun Haiyang one after another.

"Brother Entong, what have you been doing these past few days? I ran into Mrs. Li yesterday and told me about you, asking why you didn't come to pick up the kids!" an aunt teased Sun Haiyang with a smile.

Sun Haiyang straightened his waist lying on the car seat, and smiled at the old people embarrassedly, "Hey, two days ago... something happened at home, so I'm fine today, so come here," he looked back and saw that he was leaning on the tree trunk He Xiaonian looked up to see if any bugs had fallen from his head, "...Pick up my brother!"

He Xiaonian kept looking up at the sky and didn't make a sound. When he heard Sun Haiyang say this, he lowered his head and glanced at him. He said with a half-smile, "I can't tell, you are quite a friend of the elderly! I used to accept I've passed Xiaobao so many times, no one can remember me!"

"Damn!" Sun Haiyang was also happy, and couldn't hide the pride on his face, "Are you envious? My face is more friendly than yours!"

While the two were talking, the door of the kindergarten opened, and the children began to be led away by their respective parents, chattering.

He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang followed the third class team and were the last ones to enter the garden gate. They saw He Xiaobao who was holding the hand of teacher Wei, the head teacher, and looking around anxiously.

Looking at Xiaobao at such a close distance, a sunflower suddenly bloomed in Sun Haiyang's heart, attracting the sunlight that filled the sky into his heart, "Xiaobao!"

He shouted loudly and waved to Xiaobao.

"Brother Haiyang!!!" Xiaobao found Sun Haiyang, his eyes instantly turned into a pair of morning stars, and he found He Xiaonian next to him, his young heart could hardly bear the sudden great happiness, "Second Uncle!! ! Brother Ocean!!!”

He broke free from Teacher Wei's hand, screamed and rushed into Sun Haiyang's arms.

Sun Haiyang was thrown back two steps by him, grabbed his armpit, raised two cushions to the sky, raised his head against the warm sunset and called: "Bao'er, do you miss brother?"

"I think, I miss you, Brother Haiyang!" Bao didn't hide his thoughts, and said loudly, tears rolling down from his eyes.

"Hey, Bao!" Sun Haiyang quickly put down his arms, pressed Xiaobao on his shoulders, and hugged him tightly, "Don't cry, Bao, don't cry, brother... misses you so much!"

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He Xiaonian, with his hands in his pockets, stood beside them, seeing the scene of the big and the young embracing each other affectionately, he was slightly relieved in his heart.

On this day, the nerves that had been tense since he received Sun Haiyang's call finally relaxed strangely at this moment. He sighed and moved his shoulders, feeling that the muscles of the shoulders were a little sore. This job is not something anyone can do.

Sun Haiyang and He Xiaobao hugged for a long time. Sun Haiyang's arms were so sore that he couldn't stand it, so he put Xiaobao on the ground, and Xiaobao had time to go over to greet his second uncle, "Second Uncle, Second Uncle, why are you here?" gone?"

He Xiaonian was in a good mood, and deliberately scratched Xiaobao's nose in a nonchalant manner: "Remember me? Second Uncle really loves you for nothing. Seeing you, Brother Haiyang, you don't have Second Uncle in your eyes!"

"Then, buy me a Flame Man, and I'll have you in my heart when I buy a Flame Man!" Xiaobao said sincerely, with big eyes flickering with teardrops.

"..." He Xiaonian.

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On the way home, Xiaobao was so excited that he kept chirping and quacking all the way. For a while, he let his second uncle and brother Haiyang each hold a hand and carry him to glide in the air, and for a while he let his brother Haiyang hug him He looks tall.

When he arrived at the door of his house, he wanted to take a bridal sedan chair in an ingenious way.

"That's right, brother Haiyang, you hold my second uncle's wrist like this with this hand, and this hand holds your wrist like this, second uncle, don't turn your head, you too, hold your hand like this..." Xiaobao taught the two adults seriously.

According to Xiaobao's request, the two finally set up a sedan chair with wrists, let Xiaobao sit on it, and got up the sedan chair.

Carrying Xiaobao into the house and standing in the middle of the living room, He Xiaonian gasped and said, "I said Xiaobao, you've almost made a fuss, can you get off the sedan chair?"

"Wait, wait!" Xiaobao glanced at He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang seriously, and suddenly stretched out two hands, wrapped around the heads of the two bearers, and walked around together.

He Xiaonian was unprepared, and was caught by Xiaobao's head, and almost hit Sun Haiyang's head, which was also tilted to his side, "Hey!" He yelled, and quickly tilted his head back.

"Don't move, Second Uncle! If you are disobedient, I will deduct a little red flower from you!" Xiao Bao severely criticized him, and continued, "Now, I'll ask you, Xiong Da!" He looked at He Xiaonian and asked, "What will you do next?" Are you still bullying Xiong Er?"

He Xiaonian didn't know what this kid was going to do, and he was holding his head and couldn't escape. Hearing Xiaobao's words, he couldn't help but look at Sun Haiyang's face that was close at hand. The same collapse and speechlessness were written on it. !

Sun Haiyang was tossed into sweat, and the heat from his body flowed towards him layer by layer. His face was so close that He Xiaonian could clearly see a drop of sweat rolling down from his forehead and trembling on his eyelashes. The towering look.

He Xiaonian turned his face in embarrassment, "No, stop bullying!" He said with difficulty.

"Then you have to swear!" Xiaobao sat very comfortably in the sedan chair, unable to feel the pain of others at all, and he continued to force his second uncle to answer.

"I swear, I swear, come on, come down, Xiaobao, you are too heavy! It's time to lose weight!" He Xiaonian felt like crying.

"Okay, then Xiong Er," He Xiaobao turned to Sun Haiyang according to his own setting, "will you still listen to Xiong Da's words in the future?"

"Listen, I'm obedient!" Xiong Er reacted faster than Xiong Da, and immediately chose to agree to Xiao Bao first.

"You swear!" Xiaobao was still going through the procedure.

"I swear, I swear!" If it wasn't for his hands being occupied, Sun Haiyang really wanted to give He Xiaobao two applause, he would have wanted to sing "ISwear" along with him!

Only then did He Xiaobao kick his legs in satisfaction, climbed down from the sedan chair, and then ran into the house to find his monster baby.

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Behind him, He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang each breathed a sigh of relief and looked at each other.

"Damn!" Sun Haiyang couldn't hold back, and was the first to burst out laughing, "Brother, tell me the truth, did you arrange this trip today?"

He Xiaonian twitched the corners of his mouth, wanting to laugh but embarrassed to do so, he quickly raised his hands to show his innocence, "What happened in the end is really wrong, I can't control this brat, I'm also a victim!"

Sun Haiyang thought about it for a while, and felt even more happy. His whole body was trembling with laughter. He raised his finger and pointed at He Xiaonian, "Xiong Da, remember, you can't bully Xiong Er again in the future!"

He Xiaonian also let out a joyful "Come on", he grabbed Sun Haiyang and pointed his finger to the side, "Xiong Er, it's almost done, you have to listen to me from now on, you can't just run away!"

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