undercover dad

During lunch time, the staff restaurant was bustling with people, and it was still early before the next season's order meeting. Most of the people stayed at the headquarters and had no business trip plans.

He Xiaonian and Adam carried a dinner plate, squeezed out from the crowd, still picked up a booth for two in a corner, and sat down.

"Oh my God, I'm used to being lonely in the hospital, and suddenly I'm back in the crowd. Don't tell me, I'm still a little uncomfortable!" Adam fanned himself with his orchid fingers, and said with emotion.

He Xiaonian raised his head and gave him a contemptuous look, "Jiao Po couldn't stay widowed, so you just lay in the hospital for three days and at home for four days, are you lonely?"

"Oh, I'm a salesman, so I'm used to it being so lively!" Adam scolded, and ate with a vegetable salad in his mouth.He went for a walk in the Hall of Yama, and when he came back, he had an epiphany. He stopped eating all the big fish and meat, and even tried to eat raw vegetables. The program he paid most attention to every day was Yangshengtang.

"Tell me, what's going on recently, are you really lucky?" Adam asked.

"Huh?" He Xiaonian was trying to pick up a quail egg on the plate, but he was stunned when he heard this, "What is the situation, who is lucky?"

Adam ignored his words, staring at He Xiaonian's face, looking left and right, up and down.

This kid has obviously had a good life recently, his lips are moisturized and his teeth are white, his face is powdered, the skin on his cheeks looks more delicate than a woman's, and there is a little pearl powder in the sun, the most important thing is that the corners of his eyes are full of spring happiness from morning till night If the person staring at his eyes is not strong enough, they will be easily hooked by him.

"Tsk, tsk, I'm still hiding it from my brother? You said you didn't have good luck, you go back and look in the mirror, and a peach tree is about to grow on your face!!!" Adam laughed at him, his tone somewhat sour.

Compared with He Xiaonian, he has really suffered these days. Not only did he almost die, he also needs to abstain from alcohol and meat after waking up, and he can't find a good boyfriend. An ascetic lives happily!

He Xiaonian put down the chopsticks in his hand, leaned on the back of the booth, touched his face with his hands, and smiled at him smugly, "Aren't I always so attractive? What's the difference?"

"Damn!" Adam was amused by his shamelessness, and pointed at him, "It's really the same, the face is still so big!"

The two of them ate together again, Adam raised his head and said seriously to He Xiaonian: "Scofield, I'm serious, it's almost time for you to have a serious girlfriend. If you can live at home, you're in the right place, almost Time to get married!"

As he spoke, he sighed again, "You are different from me. If you can get married, you should get married quickly. Don't get sick and have disasters. You don't even have a family member who can sign. You have to sign for your colleagues! Those who are sick in bed, There's not even anyone who serves you food and urine!"

He Xiaonian frowned and knocked on his dinner plate: "Can you not serve your rice and urine together, or let me eat!"

"Damn!" Adam laughed, "You're the only one who has a lot to do!"

He Xiaonian ignored him, stared at the bar at the end of the aisle for a while, wondering what to do.

After a long time, he shook his head lightly and smiled wryly, "It's not as simple as you said, think about it, I'm usually so busy with work, and I don't have much chance to get in touch with people outside the circle, not to mention, I have He Xiaobao This little oil bottle, you say, there are a few girls who are willing to be mothers as soon as they come. There is no stage of a two-person world!"

Adam froze, speechless.In his cognition, he always thought that his younger brother was awesome, he became a leader in the industry at a young age, and he was a diamond king, but he couldn't hold back his cleanliness and high vision, so he never had a girlfriend.

After what He Xiaonian said, he suddenly realized that there is such a fool as He Xiaobao. This is really... a tricky little thing.

He didn't know what to say, so after thinking for a long time, he could only vaguely comfort him: "Hey, don't think so, maybe one day you step on a pile of shit and meet such a good girl who loves you again. Those who love Xiaobao again, will live together!"

"Hehehe!" He Xiaonian laughed a few times to show that the joke was a bit cold.

There was no solution to this topic, so Adam changed the subject again, "Do you have time after get off work in the evening? Come with me to the gym. I have a card, and I plan to go to the gym and exercise every day!"

He Xiaonian looked at him seriously, "You have a heart problem, you should exercise, but you can't exercise vigorously!"

"I know, I don't do other equipment, just walk on the treadmill, and lose weight!"

He Xiaonian was surprised, "I can't go anywhere if I want to walk, just walk in the small woods in your community, the air is still fresh, why do I have to go to the gym and get a card?!"

"Oh," Adam slapped the back of He Xiaonian's hand on the dining table, "Why are you so..., that coach is in good shape!"

"Oh——!" He Xiaonian hooked the corners of his mouth clearly, and raised his eyebrows at him.

He raised his mobile phone and shook it at Adam, saying: "No, I have to go early in the afternoon. Xiaobao Kindergarten will have a cultural performance in two days, and this afternoon is a rehearsal. Haiyang said that their teacher asked to go a few more Parents, please give your advice and see how the stage works! I'll join in the fun too, don't ask his teacher to know what his second uncle looks like!"

Adam glanced at his phone suspiciously, "Haiyang, who is Haiyang?"

"It's our male nanny!"

"Cut! Let the male nanny be the male nanny, return Haiyang! He still smiles so coquettishly, those who don't know think it's Bao'er and his second aunt!" Adam hurt him with squinting eyes, stood up and went out with the plate Walk.

"Nonsense!" He Xiaonian also smiled and stood up, followed behind Adam, and slapped him.

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The venue for the art show is in a juvenile activity home not far from the kindergarten. It is a small three-story building with a large auditorium with stairs inside.

When He Xiaonian arrived, the children from each class had already dragged into the backstage to get ready for makeup, and the lights were not turned on in the auditorium, only a ring of spotlights was turned on above the stage.

There were quite a few parents who came, and when He Xiaonian entered the stand area, he saw people dangling all over his eyes, and there was a buzzing noise in the air.

He couldn't see where Sun Haiyang was sitting even with his sharp eyes, so he quickly took out his phone and called him.

Two seconds later, Grandpa's earth-shattering song "RapGod" rang out from the corner of the last row of stands. A metallic voice pierced through the chirping voices, and many people were startled. Look back.

He Xiaonian hurriedly hung up the phone, and ran in that direction three steps at a time.

Sun Haiyang sat in the last row near the aisle and reserved a seat for him inside. When he saw him coming, he got up to make room for him to go in.

This auditorium looks like an old movie theater remodeled, the front and rear rows of seats are very close to each other, and the aisle in the middle is very narrow.He Xiaonian, a big man over 1.8 meters tall, couldn't get in with his body upright, so he had to squeeze in sideways. When he squeezed in front of Sun Haiyang, he heard Sun Haiyang yell, "Brother!"

When Sun Haiyang spoke, his breath rushed to He Xiaonian's auricles, and his ears twitched sensitively uncontrollably by the brain. He Xiaonian was a little embarrassed. He raised his head, just facing Sun Haiyang's clear and three-dimensional face. He tilted his head back a little and asked, "Why?"

Sun Haiyang frowned, he and He Xiaonian were facing each other, if they poked their heads forward, the tips of their noses would touch the tip of their noses.

He raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, "Uh, it's nothing, I just wanted to ask you, why do you squeeze your face in my direction, face to face, isn't it awkward?!"

"Oh!" He Xiaonian was stunned for three seconds, and then he said slowly.He thought to himself, yes, why should I squeeze in facing Sun Haiyang, it is reasonable to squeeze in with my back facing him!

So he paused for two seconds, and began to turn around in a stubborn manner.

In this narrow aisle, the two of them were standing face to face, and it was almost time for a face-to-face ceremony, not to mention that He Xiaonian wanted to make another 360-degree turn.

His arms, his legs, and his sideways half-drawn body, in the process of turning around, inevitably pressed against and rubbed against Sun Haiyang's firm chest, flat stomach, and tight thighs. The back of his hand accidentally touched a bulging mass.

After finally turning his body around, with his back to Sun Haiyang, he felt that his butt seemed to be rubbing against Sun Haiyang's bulging stuff. butt.

He began to regret, feeling as if he had made an even more stupid mistake!

Sure enough, Sun Haiyang's desperately suppressed low laughter came from behind him: "Oh, shit, brother..., why are you so obedient when you come up for a while! Oh, you fucking laughed me to death!"

He Xiaonian could feel the scalding heat on his face, and sweat dripped from his temples, flowing down to his neck.

He turned his head and wanted to turn around to refute Sun Haiyang, but Sun Haiyang held his arm immediately. Sun Haiyang lowered his voice and begged him with a smile in his ear: "Don't, brother, I beg you not to turn around again, you If I do it again, I'm really going to be hard! It's a big crowd, let's take it easy!"

He Xiaonian blushed like a big crab that just came off the steamer, and... couldn't help but want to laugh along with him!He quickly rubbed aside, squeezed into the aisle, and sat down on the seat next to him.

Sun Haiyang also slowly sat down in the chair, he was still laughing, I don't know why this incident made him laugh so much, he laughed so hard that his whole body trembled and he couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiaonian waited for a while, couldn't bear it anymore, and patted him on the shoulder, "Hey, that's fine, don't laugh your ass off!" After finishing speaking, he put a pen and a stack of yellow sticky notes in his hand Pass it over and stuff it into Sun Haiyang's hand.

Sun Haiyang finally calmed down, and after resting for a while, he held the note paper and pen in his hand and asked blankly, "What are you using this for?"

He Xiaonian gave him a sideways glance, "Aren't you asking us to come and give us some advice? It's about to start later, why don't you take notes if you have any ideas?!"

Sun Haiyang looked at He Xiaonian in astonishment as if he saw a rock beast in the street in broad daylight. After a while, he couldn't help it again. He hugged his head and twitched his shoulders, curled up in the chair and laughed silently.

He Xiaonian was inexplicably laughed at by him, and his heart burst into flames.

After another half day, Sun Haiyang finally stopped smiling. He raised the pen and note paper in his hand, and with the corner of his mouth twitching, he gave He Xiaonian a thumbs up with his other hand.

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