undercover dad

On the stage, the children's rehearsal began.

It was the first time for He Xiaonian to participate in the group activities of Xiaobao Class, and he felt very fresh. Although the children's programs were childish enough to make people want to cry, he still watched them with great interest.

Until more than an hour later, it was Xiaobao's turn to enter the third class.

Xiaobao’s class was singing and dancing "Shaolin Heroes". When the host announced the curtain, He Xiaonian thought that Xiaobao could only be one of the backup dancers in the background group. Who knew that Xiaobao would be the lead singer of the five One of the little singers!

He regained his energy all of a sudden, and even Sun Haiyang, who had been playing with his mobile phone next to him, sat up straight for a moment, stretched his neck and looked at the stage.

The prelude music sounded, and a beam of light was projected from the projection room behind it, hitting the background curtain of the stage, reflecting the Songshan Shaolin Temple slideshow made of PPT.

The mountains are lush and lush, the pagoda forest is deep and secluded, the drums at dusk and the bells in the morning, the moon in summer and snow in winter, the slide show slowly shows the ancient and majestic face of Shaolin Temple.

He Xiaonian kept his mission in mind, frowned and watched intently, writing notes from time to time.

1. The team walks irregularly when entering the field. The children in the front row walk slowly, while those in the back walk fast. After standing still, the distance is seriously different.

2. No actions were arranged for the children during the prelude, which caused the children to look around, lose concentration and lose discipline during the waiting time.

3. Some children’s clothes are too big, and the belt is too loose, causing some children to drop their trousers, so they can only use their hands to pull the trouser waist all the time...

At the end of the prelude, the children in the back row began to pose in various weird poses crookedly, but from these poses, it was difficult to tell whether they were gesticulating martial arts moves or inter-class exercises.

Then Xiaobao waited for the five lead singers to start talking and singing.

He Xiaonian stared excitedly at the stage to admire, and when he heard half of it, he bit the nib of his pen, he couldn't take it anymore, he frowned and added a fourth note on the note paper:

4. Compared with the out-of-tune problem, none of the above is a problem!

……

The rehearsal lasted for more than two hours, during which there were children from other classes who wanted to go to the bathroom while dancing, and then ran off the stage shyly crying, causing the dance to be interrupted, and the big guys waited for her to go to the bathroom for a long time .

It was almost five o'clock before the rehearsal was completely over.

He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang withdrew from the auditorium, and waited for He Xiaobao who was leaving by the small flower bed outside the building.

As soon as Xiaobao came out of the gate, he saw Sun Haiyang and his second uncle, and he rushed over cheering, "Brother Haiyang! Brother Haiyang hold it high!"

The setting sun made Sun Haiyang's shadow extremely long. He Xiaonian looked at the long shadow on the ground with a small head erected on his head. The small head was shaking left and right like a rattle excitedly, and the crisp cry echoed in the sky: "I It's Ultraman Saiyan!!!"

He looked at the shadow on the ground and smiled involuntarily.

Sun Haiyang lifted Xiaobao up and down, lifted him up and down a few times, and finally put his arms around his shoulders. Xiaobao asked sweetly and crisply: "Brother Haiyang, is our show good? Is my singing good?"

Sun Haiyang immediately put away the smile on his face, and praised He Xiaobao with a serious expression and admiration: "You look good, you are very good-looking, and you sing very well, your expression is very good, and you dare to look directly at the audience below. Confidence! Standing posture is also very good, very energetic, all the children in your class, I can see you at a glance, really, you have a stage look!"

Xiaobao was so beautiful that his double chin was laughing out, but he still pretended to be modest, "Brother Haiyang, Bao must still have shortcomings. The teacher said, I have to let you find out where the shortcomings are, so I can improve. It's even better!"

"Ah, not enough?" Sun Haiyang frowned in embarrassment, "Oh, well, there is a little problem, that's right, the song you sang...not a single word is in tune, but This is a small problem, not a big problem, not a big problem!"

He Xiaonian listened to it and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was so impressed by Sun Haiyang's ability to talk nonsense as soon as he opened his mouth, and couldn't help but want to prostrate himself.

But looking at the happy He Xiaobao who was about to fly into the sky..., he looked down at the post-it note in his hand, and stuffed it quietly into his trouser pocket.

Before he took his hand out of his pocket, He Xiaobao found his second uncle, and he immediately turned to ask his second uncle with a happy smile: "Second uncle, second uncle, what do you think, do you think Bao's acting is good?"

"Uh," He Xiaonian quickly raised his head, with a stiff smile forced out of the corner of his mouth, he gave a thumbs up against his will: "Okay, okay, really... very good!"

But Sun Haiyang was standing next to him, pointing at his hands that were still tucked into his trouser pockets, and smiling treacherously, "Bao, your second uncle is watching so seriously that his eyes almost stretched out onto the stage! He even made a record, If you ask him to guide you, he must know where you are lacking!"

Little Treasure turned his head around again, raised his small eyebrows and looked at his second uncle questioningly.

While He Xiaonian was thinking about Sun Haiyang, the second uncle of his uncle and grandma, he immediately put on a kind and kind smile, and explained with the corners of his mouth trembling: "What's the matter? After hearing your brother Haiyang's nonsense, the second uncle also thinks that you sing very well. , especially... the stage style!"

……

After Xiaobao had had enough fun, He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang discussed what to eat for dinner while leading Xiaobao out of the big courtyard of the Youth Home.

It's almost 05:30, Xiaobao just finished the rehearsal today, and the kindergarten doesn't care about the food. By this time, he was already very hungry, so he kept yelling for his second uncle to invite him to eat.

He Xiaonian was also inexplicably emotional today, he snapped his fingers at He Xiaobao, "No problem, Bao, Second Uncle invites you to eat Haidilao, do you want to eat hot pot?"

Xiaobao didn't really care too much, he was so excited at the moment, eating anything was like eating a full banquet, he said yes to everything!

Sun Haiyang was also very happy, he didn't have to cook at night, he turned his head and said loudly to He Xiaonian, "Why don't we eat Xiabuxiabu, it's also hot pot, let's sit at the bar and eat it, it feels like eating Japanese food !"

"Then just eat Japanese food directly!" He Xiaonian said disdainfully.

"Why are you so moody, this is a hot pot with Japanese food atmosphere!" Sun Haiyang replied dissatisfied.

"Aren't you free? Either go eat Japanese food, or eat hot pot. If you eat hot pot, don't eat Haidilao. What do you eat? There are too many people, and the food is not delicious. The meat It's not fresh, and it doesn't have any fine dishes..." He Xiaonian complained as he walked.

When he reached the door of the Xiabu Xiabu shop, he stopped in his tracks.

"What's the matter? Why don't you go forward?" Sun Haiyang asked suspiciously.This street is full of restaurants, but Haidilao is not on this street, so we have to go a little further.

He Xiaonian was stunned, "No, did you say you want to eat Xiabu Xiabu?"

Sun Haiyang raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you say you want to eat Haidilao? It's not good for Xiabu Xiabu to eat meat, and the food is not fresh!"

"No, I'm not..., didn't you say that you want to eat hot pot with a Japanese atmosphere!!" He Xiaonian was a little depressed, why did he feel like he was being a fool all day long.

But Xiaobao didn't care about the entanglement between the two of them, he was almost starving and red-eyed, he threw away the hands of the two and rushed into the shop, "Oh——, eat Japanese food hot pot!!!"

Sun Haiyang and He Xiaonian looked at Xiaobao's small figure rushing into the store like a whirlwind, and then turned their heads to look at each other.He Xiaonian smiled wryly in his heart, now it's all right, even if he wants to eat Haidilao, he can't eat it anymore, so he can only settle for Japanese hot pot!

Sun Haiyang didn't care. He shrugged his shoulders and walked in. When he passed by He Xiaonian, he stopped suddenly, turned to face He Xiaonian, and looked at him with a suppressed smile.

He Xiaonian was puzzled, touched his face unconsciously, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong? I have money on my face?"

Sun Haiyang took a step back, looked at He Xiaonian again, and curled the corner of his mouth, "Brother, I found you, yes, sometimes, and... you're cute!"

After he finished speaking, he gave a ghostly laugh, and suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch He Xiaonian's face, "You are so cute, I think I'm about to fall in love with you!"

After pinching, while He Xiaonian was still in a daze, he quickly turned around and rushed into the restaurant, and closed the door that was open with a bang!

He Xiaonian rubbed his cheek and stared dumbfounded at the closed glass door. After a while, he came to his senses and yelled, "Sun Haiyang, your uncle!!!"

……

Sun Haiyang stayed solidly, and He Xiaonian's life began to be nourished again. His face was flushed all day long, and his feet felt windy when he walked. When he was happy, he could visit Adam's gym.

"Why do you have time to work out with me these two days? Don't you look down on us running in the gym?" Adam asked while warming up on the treadmill.

He Xiaonian is sitting and rowing on the fixed equipment next to him. He rarely does such complicated exercises on weekdays. At most, he runs on the treadmill at home and lifts dumbbells. My waist hurts and my arms are sore. With earphones plugged into my ears, I didn't hear Adam's words in a daze.

Adam jumped off the treadmill, walked up to him, and kicked him with a "boom", "Hey, I'm asking you something! What are you thinking about?"

He Xiaonian was startled, turned his head around, saw that it was Adam, and frowned unhappily, "What?" He took off a headset, looked Adam up and down again, "Hey, don't tell me, there is a handsome coach Guidance is different, you seem to have lost a lot of weight recently!"

Adam was elated when he heard this, and gave He Xiaonian a proud look, and reached out to touch the earrings, "Aren't you talking nonsense, there are thousands of annual cards!"

Then he turned his head and looked at He Xiaonian strangely, "What's the matter with you, you're not fat, why are you joining in the fun?"

He Xiaonian came to the gym with him yesterday, saying he wanted to take a tour, but was fooled by Adam's coach, who also applied for an annual card.

At this moment, his forehead was covered with sweat, and he was still paddling earnestly. He muttered without raising his head: "If you are not fat, you are not fat, but you haven't exercised seriously for many years!"

After a pause, he continued: "Recently, I suddenly felt that a body with small tendons is quite... that or something, just like the ocean, just our nanny, with his body, looks quite... handsome of!"

Adam thought for a while, sat on the ground opposite He Xiaonian, tilted his head to stare at He Xiaonian, and called out: "Scofield!"

He Xiaonian was out of breath, and looked up at him, "What's wrong? Talk about something, if you keep looking at me like this, I always feel like you're going to bite me!"

"Scofield, don't you think that you've mentioned this ocean a lot lately!"

He Xiaonian was stunned for a moment, how many?He didn't pay attention.But it's normal, he and Xiaobao Haiyang live together, eat and drink, and have to deal with a bear boy together, there are plenty of topics to talk about in a day, mutual influence, and naturally they will be brought up frequently.

"Oh, let's live together, the family and Xiaobao also have to have such a person to take care of them, what's so strange about that!"

"Tsk, tsk," Adam tsk-tsk twice with his lips curled up, "I'm a widow, living in the same room, why do I always feel that something has to happen!"

"Fuck!" He Xiaonian scolded with a smile, "That's okay, you're just as fond of stirring up sex as you are!"

"It doesn't matter, I just feel that there is adultery/love, and I will have to meet this ocean some other day. Let's see if it is the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean. It can hook up the soul of your straight man, He Xiaonian!"

"Nonsense!" He Xiaonian stretched out a leg and kicked Adam's calf, "You can stay away from him, and then scare him away. Is it easy for me to find a male nanny!"

……

After the two of them finished working out, He Xiaonian drove Adam home.

When he arrived at the gate of Adam's community, he asked Adam: "Hey, do you know which hospital is more professional in pediatric hernia surgery?"

"Pediatric hernia? Xiaobao has a hernia?" Adam turned his head and asked.

"Yeah, they found it during the physical examination in kindergarten. Haiyang also said that Xiaobao's balls are one big and one small, and they are becoming more and more obvious. Sometimes he runs fast, so he says he has a stomachache. I checked it online, and this It seems that I have to be in the general surgery department, and I might have to have an operation!"

"Then why don't you go to the children's hospital, isn't that all about treating children's diseases?" Adam was puzzled.

"I also wanted to go to the Children's Hospital at the beginning. It doesn't mean that there are too many people in the Children's Hospital, and I can't even get a number in the line. It's not professional to treat this, so I might as well find a specialized hospital!" He Xiaonian stared at the back The mirror backed up and explained.

"Specialized hospital...," Adam muttered, his eyes lit up suddenly, "You are looking for Shen Wei!"

There was a car behind that was parked improperly, just blocking He Xiaonian's road, he had to twist his body and turn the wheel cautiously, and replied casually: "Why are you looking for Shen Wei, I'm still looking for Jin Yiwei!"

Reversing the car and pulling on the handbrake, he suddenly remembered who Shen Wei was. He turned to look at Adam, "Oh——, you said that..."

Adam smiled and raised his eyebrows at him, "Remember?!"

He Xiaonian nodded, but he remembered it, but..., "You have his contact information, I remember giving you his business card that day!"

Adam sighed, "Didn't they ask you to add a WeChat account, and you didn't?"

He Xiaonian looked at Adam calmly and said, "I... forgot!"