undercover dad

He Xiaonian took a sip of water and moistened his throat.

In order to find a male nanny, he has gone to the housekeeper three times. The old lady who was in charge of receiving him laughed out of the creases on his face from the first time she saw him, and now she has no creases on his face. , I don't even want to look at him anymore.

She lowered her head and fiddled with the cross-stitch in her hand, trying to persuade He Xiaonian: "Young man, I told you, we really don't have a male nanny here, and there are no men who do this in this industry." , besides, the nanny we recommended to you before is so good. Aunt Cui, yes, she is a little bit talkative, but you put the child in her hands, let's not talk about anything else, eat, wear, play Son, what do you need to worry about!"

He Xiaonian sat on the sofa with a slanted body, crossed his legs leisurely, "Yeah, my heart is broken by her fright, I can't even fight, what the fuck?"

The aunt hummed, and then said: "What about Aunt Li, she has been doing housekeeping for many years, and no one is like yours. She returned it in less than a week. She used to not talk about taking care of children. Even the old man has served several of them, how many old people have been sent away!"

He Xiaonian burst into laughter, "Auntie, have you ever asked how those old people got away? Don't they starve to death in the end? Auntie Li ate up everything!"

The aunt couldn't take it anymore, and put down the bandage in her hand with a "snap", "Young man, if you say that, we won't be able to talk today, and what about the last girl, what a beautiful girl, and she is so serious." She majored in kindergarten teacher, she is not scary, she is not greedy, why did you get dismissed?"

Why?Because she wants to seduce me!

The point is: It is not impossible to seduce me, but it is unbearable to seduce me with blood rushing from my mouth like a waterfall!

He Xiaonian coughed twice, put down Erlang's legs, stretched out his legs crossed, "I'm a man, it's inconvenient to have a young girl at home, so I'm here to ask you to introduce a male nanny again?"

"No! As I told you, there are no men in this industry who do this, and we dare not recruit men. If something happens to others, who will bear the responsibility!"

"Is there really none, just none?"

"No, not a single one! I've been in this business for more than ten years, so let me tell you this, young man, if there is a man who can apply for a nanny, I, I," the aunt looked up and looked around, she thought Swear a weird oath to prove that the fact that a man is applying for a nanny is as weird as the oath she swore. After thinking about it for a long time, she raised the cross-stitch frame in her hand, "I will tear this frame apart, and detain me. Put a magic spell on your head!"

While the two were talking, there was a sudden rattling sound at the door, and a young man rushed in, accidentally knocking down a roll-up banner placed at the door.

The young man was stunned, looked down at the roll-up roll-up on the ground, hooked up a pole above it with his foot, picked it up, picked up the roll-up roll-up, caught it with his hand, and then put it back to its original position superior.

The whole movement is flowing, unrestrained and smooth. At first glance, he looks like a good boy who never bends down to pick things up with his hands.

He Xiaonian "tsk tut" twice in his heart, folded his arms in front of his chest, stretched his crossed legs forward again, nestled lazily on the sofa, and squinted at the young man.

After setting up the roll-up banner, the young man rushed in with great strides, without looking down as he walked. When he got to the sofa, he stumbled over He Xiaonian's outstretched leg.

He wasn't walking too fast, but he stepped on every step very hard, so this trip was very strong, and the whole reception room could clearly hear the "bang" sound of the two bones colliding together.

With his body forward and his buttocks pouted, he rushed forward several steps until he put his hands on the desk of the aunt at the front desk before he could stabilize himself.

Behind him, He Xiaonian also hugged his calf, curled up, lowered his head, unable to straighten up due to the pain.

......

Sun Haiyang lay on the table, gritted his teeth, and swallowed.

He lives quite far from here, and it took almost an hour to find this place by taking the subway or bus.It was a hot summer, and I was sweating all over, but it turned out to be a bad start. When I came in, I stumbled on a roll-up roll, and then stumbled on a long leg. Apart from the pain, I suddenly felt that my monthly salary was [-]. The future is cloudy.

He couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, turned around and glared at He Xiaonian who was still holding his calf dangling in pain on the sofa, and mocked coldly: "Where do you want to stretch this leg, to show off your long legs? What's the matter, neck?" Are all the legs below?!"

He Xiaonian's calf was severely hit by the bump just now, and he covered his calf with his hands and it hurt for a long time, and he felt a little angry because of the instigator's insult.

Although the legs stretched too far and tripped others, this matter is still your own fault in general, but you don’t have eyes when you walk, and you have a pair of fucking legs with such hard bones, you are not light on the responsibility.

He immediately shot back: "Ask yourself, you don't look at the road when you walk, are the eyes on your face to show that you have all the five senses?"

Sun Haiyang was taken aback by his words, he had never seen someone who made a mistake and spoke so arrogantly, it was interesting!

He stared at He Xiaonian, squinted his eyes, and gave a dangerous smile at the corner of his mouth: "Brother, what you said," he paused, his voice became cold, "Are you planning to seriously pick on me?"

The tone of these words was quite cold, so He Xiaonian raised his head and gave him a serious look.

This kid is quite tall, 1.8 meters five by visual inspection, with a good body proportion, narrow waist, buttocks and long legs. The key point is that the exposed arm muscles are very smooth. Those models are in poor shape.

He weighed it in his heart. He sits in the office all year round and draws pictures. Although he has nothing to do, he also runs on the treadmill at home and lifts dumbbells. If you really do it...it seems that the chances of winning are not great.

He hasn't figured out whether to be soft first or die. The aunt at the front desk couldn't take it anymore. She ran out of the table, stood between the two of them, and yelled loudly: "Ah, what's going on?" ? You want to go out and fight, I can tell you, if you break my things, you can't afford to pay for any of them!"

After she finished speaking, she walked around the old wooden desk with several pieces of paint peeling off, a dilapidated folding round chair in front of the desk, He Xiaonian's buttocks were so dirty that he couldn't recognize his true colors. My son's sofa, and the water dispenser in the corner, it looks like you can buy ten barrels of water and get one free, pointing around.

Then she cleared her throat, stopped talking about compensation, and asked Sun Haiyang indifferently with drooping eyelids: "Young man, what can you do?"

When she asked, Sun Haiyang realized the purpose of his coming here. He quickly took out his pocket, searched inside for a long time, took out a crumpled piece of paper, and handed it to the aunt.

Then he said calmly: "Teacher, I'm here to apply for a babysitter!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room seemed to be frozen in an instant, and even the air flow stopped.

The aunt at the front desk opened her mouth wide in shock, and her eyeballs almost fell out.Not to mention her, even He Xiaonian was a little surprised and couldn't help himself.

Didn't it mean that there are no men applying for babysitters? !Then this person... is he a man?He Xiaonian quickly took a look at his Adam's apple, this kid's Adam's apple is quite prominent, it moves up and down as he swallows, it's quite...manly!

"Young man, do you know what a nanny does?" Just as he was thinking wildly, wondering how to further verify whether the other party was a man, the aunt at the front desk finally asked.

"Uh, I know," Sun Haiyang said bravely, "just sweep the floor, mop the floor, clean up the house, cook, take care of... the children and so on."

"Then, have you ever done all these jobs, huh? We don't accept inexperienced people here. Have you ever worked as a nanny before?" The aunt probably felt that the child was here to make trouble, and there was a faint anger in her voice.

"I, when I was at home, I did all the work, cleaning the house, cooking and so on, but I never took care of the children," Sun Haiyang said, and then immediately added, "But I like children very much. , and, children also like me very much!"

The aunt was a little speechless, sighed and said: "My child, here, the aunt does not hire male nanny. No adult can safely hand over their children to a young man!" Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered Well, what she said is not entirely correct, just sitting on the sofa in this room is a careless adult, and he is willing to hand over the child to a man.

But their housekeeping has been in business for so many years, and they have experienced all kinds of weird things. They pay more and more attention to safety and word of mouth. Hot-blooded young people clamoring "burn, youth" are recruited for training.

The aunt waved at Sun Haiyang, "Okay, kid, don't mess with me, let's go, aunt is busy here!"

Sun Haiyang was very reconciled, moved forward, and said to the aunt on the table: "Teacher, I think the parents like me very much. There is only one child in our yard, and her mother likes me very much, and she always looks at me secretly." !"

"Pfft!" He Xiaonian couldn't control his laughter when he heard this.

Sure enough, people with well-developed limbs have poor brains. This self-PR can definitely be shortlisted for this year's Golden Crow Award for the most oolong PR (TOP10)!

stupid guy! !

He lowered his head and suppressed the laughter in his belly, laughing so hard that his shoulders twitched, he raised his head unexpectedly, and met Sun Haiyang's eyes staring at him coldly.

He Xiaonian slowly stopped laughing, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Sun Haiyang provocatively for a while, then lazily leaned back on the back of the sofa, turned his head and looked out the door.

Sun Haiyang suppressed the fire and looked away.

He also knows that what he said just now is very counterproductive, but the words have already been spoken, and he can't take them back. He probably has nothing to do today. Yes, I'm still a little annoyed.

After spending some time with the aunt here, but there was no result, he walked out of the housekeeping company very disappointed.

The sun was shining outside the door, and he was hot and thirsty. He really wanted to go to the McDonald's opposite to buy a cone to satisfy his hunger, so he wandered across the road and walked towards the McDonald's opposite.

He Xiaonian watched the kid's lost back swinging out of the glass door, he shrugged on the sofa, stood up and stretched.

He had to go too, after spending the whole morning here without any gains, he had to go to Adam's house to pick up the king of monsters.

He took two steps outside, suddenly remembered something, turned around and walked back, stopped in front of the aunt's table, pointed to the cross-stitch tape in the aunt's hand, and then pointed to his own head, leaving behind a meaning With a deep smile, he turned around and walked out again.

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Closed on Saturday, continue on Sunday, I wish you a happy weekend!