undercover dad

Chapter 3 Three

He Xiaonian's family has another nanny.

This nanny is a young and beautiful girl who has just graduated from the kindergarten teacher major and has not yet found a suitable kindergarten. She wants to find a job as a childcare wife to exercise.

He Xiaonian has very low requirements for a beautiful nanny, as long as he can take care of the children and know how to cook, and find a part-time worker for other housework twice a week.

But after two or three days, he found that He Xiaobao had been brought out some changes.

He came home at night, was shirtless browsing the web in the bedroom, when he heard footsteps outside the door, he got up and opened the door to see that He Xiaobao was wearing a very long holiday dress, with a pair of shoes on his feet. The high-heeled shoes for women with a visual height of about 7 cm are dragging on the ground with difficulty like stepping on stilts.

Seeing his second uncle coming out, he was very happy, and asked with a smile, "Second uncle, do you think I'm pretty?"

He Xiaonian was amused by Xiaobao's appearance, and deliberately teased him with a straight face, "You are not beautiful, but the clothes are beautiful!"

Xiaobao was a little unconvinced, and immediately changed his look again.He held his small breasts with both hands, squeezed them hard, tilted his head and said crisply: "Will your second uncle like me in this way?"

He Xiaonian couldn't laugh any longer, he stepped forward and pulled He Xiaobao's hands off, slapped each of his hands, and said seriously, "He Xiaobao, go and take off these clothes and shoes, Give it back to Auntie Xiaomiao, and in the future, you are not allowed to imitate Auntie Xiaomiao's words or actions, you know?"

"I, no!" He Xiaobao stomped on the floor with great backbone, pulling on the stilts.

"No, I won't buy you puddings anymore, and I won't buy you monsters anymore!" He Xiaonian threatened him severely.

Without saying a word, Xiaobao immediately dragged the long skirt and stilts back to the house to change.

After He Xiaobao entered the room, He Xiaonian was about to go back to his room and continue surfing the Internet, but when he turned around, he ran into Auntie Xiao Miao who came out of the bathroom.

"Ah!" Aunt Xiaomiao screamed softly when she saw He Xiaonian who was shirtless and wearing only a pair of pajama pants, and covered her cheeks.Then a smile slowly formed on the corner of his mouth, and he glanced back and forth at He Xiaonian shyly while trying to hide his eyes.

Only then did He Xiaonian realize that he was not wearing a shirt, so he quickly subconsciously blocked his chest, and felt that this action was a bit Adam, so he quickly lowered his arms.

This interruption wiped out all the lectures he had recalled the moment he saw Xiao Miao, and he quickly ran back to his room in embarrassment.

In the evening, after Xiaomiao coaxed Xiaobao to go to bed, he went to the living room alone with a box of toothpicks.

After the order meeting, there was a lot of anger about counting orders, confirming the order quantity and production schedule, and it subsided in the past two days. mouth sores.It hurts to eat, it hurts to speak, and it hurts even when you cough violently.

Adam taught him a trick. He asked him to go home and dip a toothpick in some alcohol. When he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, he was punctured. It took less than two days for him to be ready.

But this decision of gritting his teeth and closing his eyes was not so easy to make, He Xiaonian took a toothpick, pointed at a full-length mirror at the entrance of the living room, and gestured for a long time into his mouth, but he didn't dare to poke it.

"Brother Xiaonian, what are you doing? Do you need my help?" Auntie Xiaomiao stood beside him at some point, and asked curiously while watching his gestures.

He Xiaonian was startled, and turned his head to take a look.Miao Miao was wearing a silk nightgown with a small suspender and a short hem that would cover her buttocks and thighs.

He Xiaonian quickly turned his head back, not daring to look any further, and murmured, "Oh, it's nothing, mouth ulcers, I'm thinking about poking them out!"

"Oh, that hurts so much, how can I do it myself, it hurts so much, let me help you!" Xiao Miao's voice was delicate, and as soon as he finished speaking, he snatched the toothpick from He Xiaonian's hand.

He Xiaonian didn't know where to look in front of a delicate and cool girl, so he quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no, I won't do it!"

"Go ahead, it won't heal for a long time if you don't pierce it, it will hurt!" Xiao Miao moved forward with a toothpick.

"Second Uncle, Auntie Xiao Miao, what are you doing?" Xiaobao might have been woken up by the noise outside, and ran out of the house with bare feet.

The action of Xiao Miao holding a toothpick in front of him looked a bit ugly, He Xiaonian didn't want Xiao Bao to misunderstand or understand something, so he quickly explained: "Ah, ah, it's okay, it's nothing, your Auntie Miao wants to help Second Uncle stab / Mouth sores!"

"What is a mouth sore, how do you poke it?" Xiaobao was excited when he heard this kind of play for the first time, ran over with a "thump, thump, thump" and grabbed Miao Miao's arm with his feet, "Auntie, auntie, let Baolai, let Polaris!"

Xiao Miao clutched the toothpick tightly in embarrassment, her voice was a bit shrill, "Oh, you... child, please don't make trouble, don't grab it, don't grab the toothpick!" Bao's strength was great, and she was dragged to the ground all at once.

The girl's collar was too low, and when she fell to her knees, everything came out.

He Xiaonian's heart skipped a beat when he saw it, but he didn't want to take advantage of the little girl, so he quickly squatted down too.

Xiao Bao had already snatched the toothpick from Xiao Miao who was kneeling on the ground, imitating what Xiao Miao did just now, and was about to stick it into He Xiaonian's mouth.

After He Xiaonian's heart jumped twice, when he turned his head and saw Xiaobao's movement, the thoughts in his stomach disappeared, and he was almost scared to death. He twisted his body desperately, "No, no, no need, Xiaobao, Xiaobao, no need, really..."

The more he struggled, the happier Xiaobao became, giggling and pulling with his second uncle.

During the entanglement, he didn't control his movements very well, and with a "boom", he bent his elbow on the second uncle's lips, just breaking an aphthous sore in his mouth.

Immediately half of his mouth was bleeding profusely.

He Xiaonian covered his mouth in pain, and knelt down in front of Xiaobao.

As soon as Xiaobao saw the blood, he felt that he might have made a big mistake. He was very scared, and immediately turned on the crying mode to express his repentance. With a sound of "wow", he raised his arm and wiped his tears while crying.

As a result, he raised his arm too eagerly, and with a "boom", it hit the other half of He Xiaonian's mouth again, breaking the other mouth sore.

The other half of He Xiaonian's mouth also started to bleed out.

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The next day, staff canteen.

Adam stared at He Xiaonian on the opposite side, looked left and right, and finally took a fork to fork a piece of salmon gloatingly, put it in his mouth, and chewed it carefully for a long time, "Why don't you talk, is the mouth sore serious again? I'm all with you Having said that, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. I took a toothpick and poked it with my eyes closed, and it was over. Mouth ulcers can be cured even if you leave them alone, but this process, whoever suffers, knows. Who hasn't been on fire before, this uncomfortable feeling, I understand!"

He Xiaonian shut his mouth tightly, he didn't want to eat or talk, he just cursed in his heart: Do you understand?You know what a fart, the baby is suffering, do you know, the baby is in pain, you know, the baby is very scared, do you know? !

After eating lunch with Adam, the two of them stood up to put away the plates, and He Xiaonian purred with his scarred mouth, "I've made up my mind, this time I need a male nanny!"

Adam was taken aback for a moment, "Male nanny? It's hard to find a male nanny, let me tell you! There are a few men who are full of love and have nothing to do to be a nanny!"

"I'll add money, 7000, or 8000 if you don't want it. You have to find a male nanny! You have to find a man to control the violence with violence! No, no, the main reason is that Xiaobao is still young, I can't let these old women and young women Get him crooked again!"

The two of them took the dinner tray, walked towards the window of the bathroom while talking, and left the restaurant after delivering the dinner tray.

At the dining table behind them, Li Zihong turned around slowly, twitched the corners of her mouth at the backs of the two of them, and smiled.

She took out her mobile phone, took out a number from the address book, and dialed: "Hey, Dahaier, when are you coming back tonight? No, no, my sister won't work overtime tonight. Are you coming back for dinner..., early Come back, my sister has something to look for you,... my sister treats you to a big meal!"