undercover dad

When He Xiaonian rushed to the square, for some reason, the music on the square stopped suddenly, and then a group of people who had just formed a circle suddenly dispersed like birds and beasts.

He was a little dazed when he saw Xiaobao walking out of the crowd holding an adult's hand.

When he couldn't see this kid, his heart was clenched together and almost twisted into a twist. When he saw this kid, He Xiaonian couldn't help but burst into flames and his lungs almost exploded.

He was about to yell "He Xiaobao", but was frozen in shock by the half face turned sideways when the person next to He Xiaobao shook his head.

Isn't this the one that the housekeeping company ran into just now... the young man who "takes out shit"!

Why is he with Xiaobao?What is he doing?

He Xiaonian looked around, tourists passing by, parents playing with their children, and sellers of all kinds of toys, the noise was very lively, and the young man who "duck the dung" also had a calm expression on his face, it didn't seem like he was going to grab it in the street. The rhythm of the child.

He slowed down, walked to a flower bed not far away and sat down, hiding behind a bush.

He wanted to see what this kid was up to.

Then I saw the young man who "take a shit" invites He Xiaobao to drink Coke.He immediately tensed up all the nerves, if He Xiaobao fainted or fell asleep immediately after drinking the Coke, he would immediately rush up and beat up that girl.

However, He Xiaobao didn't react at all. After taking a sip of Coke, he wiped his mouth boldly like an adult, and he noticed that this young man who "digged a shit" was quite particular. He didn't let Xiaobao use his straw, but lifted it Open the lid and let him drink the Coke from the cup.

Next, take out a piece of shit and dance with Xiaobao.

He Xiaonian watched for a while, stood up, and walked towards the two of them in silence.

Xiaobao is worthy of being a member of their old He family. Like him and his brother, his coordination of movements is about zero. Even his own uncle is too embarrassed to watch it again, for fear that if he dances again, he will attract thunder.

He walked to the side of the two and shouted at Xiaobao: "Xiaobao!"

Xiao Bao was sweating from dancing, when he looked up and saw the second uncle standing behind the handsome brother calling him, he rushed over excitedly, "Second uncle! Second uncle, look, my brother taught me how to dance!"

He grabbed He Xiaonian's arm, jumped on the spot, pointed at Sun Haiyang and shouted excitedly.

Sun Haiyang also stopped dancing, followed his voice, and turned around.

There was still a bright smile on his face, but when he turned his head and saw the face opposite, he was so shocked that the smile couldn't be taken back immediately, and he froze there like a wax figure.

He Xiaonian twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, and smiled at him for a while, but the staring eyes of the other party did not change for a long time, he was so embarrassed that he had to cough twice to clear his throat.

Sun Haiyang was relieved by these two coughs, he frowned and looked at He Xiaobao.

This is really unscientific, can the genes of the long-legged idiot family be able to raise such a cute child?

"You..., hello!" While he was in a daze, He Xiaonian finally spoke and extended his hand, intending to shake Sun Haiyang's hand politely.

However, Sun Haiyang regained his composure and was not so polite. He glanced coldly at He Xiaonian's extended hand, ignored him, turned around and prepared to grab a Coke and leave.

"Brother, brother!" Xiaobao shouted anxiously.

Sun Haiyang's footsteps paused, and when he turned around again, the smile on his face was already more cordial.He squatted in front of Xiaobao, pinched Xiaobao's cheek, "Little brother, brother is going home, I want to say goodbye to you!"

"Brother, will you still come here to dance in the future? I want to learn to dance from you!" Xiao Bao said sticking Sun Haiyang's hand.

"Uh, maybe... no, my brother's house is quite far from here."

Xiaobao was very disappointed. He raised his head and looked at his second uncle with begging eyes, but his second uncle stared at the fountain blankly and didn't notice him.He had no choice but to grab Sun Haiyang's hand again, with great reluctance in his eyes, "Brother!"

"Well, good boy! My brother is really leaving. You are a good dancer. If you have a chance, you can enter a professional dance class!" Sun Haiyang stood up while talking, and glanced at the long-legged idiot out of the corner of his eye. The other party was not looking at him, so he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and walked towards the bus stop ahead.

After walking a few steps, I suddenly heard the long-legged idiot behind me shout, "Hey, who is that, hey, wait!"

It took Sun Haiyang a little time to make sure that the idiot was really calling him, and a fire burst out in his heart, hey, my lord, I don't have a name, do I?

He turned his head impatiently and stared at He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian led He Xiaobao up to him, watched him silent for a moment, and asked, "You... know how to cook, right?"

"Ah?" Sun Haiyang was taken aback by his question, "What do you mean, can you cook?"

"Didn't you just find a nanny job in the housekeeping company?" He Xiaonian's tone was a little irritated.

If it weren't for the fact that this kid and Xiaobao are quite in tune, he wouldn't even open his mouth.But the matter of the nanny really needs to be implemented quickly. If I delay for one more day, I will have to peel off an extra layer of skin. In less than two days, I will be completely left with a skeleton.

"Ah, I'm looking for a job as a nanny. What's the matter, do you want to introduce me?" Sun Haiyang was still a little dazed, he looked He Xiaonian up and down, tripped him on the sofa, aggressively teased him, and Laughing at him for saying the wrong thing, no matter how you look at it, you don't think this kid has any good intentions.

"I know how to cook, so what, I won't cook for you either!" He twitched at He Xiaonian mockingly, turned around and walked away before he could speak.

"Hey, our family is short of a nanny, with a monthly salary of 6000, including board and lodging, mainly to take care of...this child, cook, clean up the house, are you coming?" He Xiaonian asked quickly behind him.

Sun Haiyang stopped his feet, he turned around and walked back, looking at He Xiaonian with disdain: "6000? Who are you ignorant of? A male nanny starts at least 7000. Do you really think I'm a fool who doesn't understand the market?"

He Xiaonian was stunned. 7000, are male nannies so expensive?The price I casually told Adam was so close to the market!

However, he has been in the society for so many years, but it is not easy to be fooled by a young boy. He used the tone he used to argue with Li Zihong at the meeting, and said slowly: "7000, that is the price for experienced hands. Have you worked as a nanny before, do you have any experience, do you have a health certificate?" As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes critically and looked around Sun Haiyang from top to bottom.

Seeing Sun Haiyang's anger burned from Yongquan point to Baihui point!Health certificate?What the hell!I'm not healthy, we'll know if we pull it out and have a fight!

He frowned angrily, and just as he was about to counter He Xiaonian's words, the other party suddenly took out a business card from his pocket and handed it over, "This is my business card, you can contact me when you've made up your mind, but hurry up, I need him Go to work as soon as possible!" Then he couldn't help but stuff it into Sun Haiyang's hands.

……

After the uncle and nephew left, Sun Haiyang held the business card that the other party gave him for a while, stuffed the business card in his butt pocket, and then walked slowly to the bus station, sat on the iron railing and waited for the bus.

Before the car arrived, the phone rang first. He picked it up and saw that it was the old lady's call. He sighed and pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Haier, how is today?" Li Zihong asked expectantly on the other end of the phone.

"Uh, no...it didn't go well," he stuttered, his voice a little low, "The main reason is that the housekeeper doesn't accept male nanny at all!"

"Ah? Why, did you tell anyone that you can cook and do housework?"

"I told you, I don't want it either."

"Ah, that's it, then... okay, then you come back first," Li Zihong's voice dropped significantly, and he didn't know whether he was disappointed that he didn't find a job, or that he couldn't go to He Xiaonian's house to work as an undercover agent for him.

Sun Haiyang felt very uncomfortable.

After his parents passed away, his aunt adopted him. The aunt took care of his elder sister as a single parent. The family was not rich, but he still had nothing to say to him. When he was young, he always swore that when I grow up, I must be filial to my aunt and take care of my elder sister. , As a result, I was in my early 20s, and I was nothing, and I had to make money to support myself.

Listening to the low voice on the old sister's phone, he felt heavy in his heart that the phone was almost out of control. After a moment of silence, he said: "Sister, don't worry, although the housekeeper doesn't want me, but I met a silly ...A client, his family is looking for a male nanny, I am planning to discuss money with him, maybe I will start working in two days!"

"Oh, oh, what to do, what to do, then you should discuss it with others first, be more polite, mess with the society, you have to bear it when you have to bear it!..."

Li Zihong explained a few more words to him on the phone, and hung up the phone hastily.

Sun Haiyang hung up the phone, sighed, and took out the crumpled business card from his butt pocket.

He flattened the business card and looked at the name on it and the title of the other party's company.

The sunlight was a bit harsh, and he felt that he might be too tired after tossing all morning, so tired that he was hallucinating. He held up the business card and adjusted the angle, looked at it carefully for a while, then put down the business card, and shouted into the air around him : "Me! Fuck!"

What is it called?This is called breaking through iron shoes and finding nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it!

If a person starts to become popular and lucky, a drink of cold water can cure all diseases!

He immediately picked up his phone and started dialing.

……

He Xiaonian held the steering wheel in his hand, and his heart was extremely manic. While watching the road conditions nervously, he kept staring at the rearview mirror, and shouted angrily:

"He Xiaobao, come down, sit down, where do you want to go...don't come to the front, did I tell you that children can't run forward in a car, the police will arrest you if they see it... ..., don't grab my collar, let me go, let me go!..., go back quickly, see if there is a traffic policeman in front, and sit back on the chair quickly..., don't jump, the car will be destroyed You missed it! He Xiaobao!!!"

The mobile phone on the passenger seat rang suddenly, and He Xiaonian was so annoyed that he wished he could grab the phone and smash it directly on the car window.

He had to drive the car to the side of the road and stopped, grabbed the phone and pressed the answer button, "Hello?!"

The other party might have been taken aback by his violent tone, paused, and then said: "I'm the one from just now, the one who did the street dance. Your family is looking for a male nanny, right?"

He Xiaonian's irritated fire stopped burning immediately when he heard the word "nanny". He took a breath, and his tone eased: "Yes, yes, you are that...boy just now?"

"Well, I've thought about it, and I'd be happy to be your child's nanny."

"Okay, when will you be able to start work?"

"When do you need me to work?"

"Immediately, immediately, the sooner the better!"

"Okay, I'll go home in the afternoon to pack my things, and if you tell me the address, I can go there in the evening! However, the monthly salary cannot be less than 7000!"

"Let's go...!" He Xiaonian almost cursed in front of Xiaobao. This kid is really good at raising prices. He suppressed the fire, "6000, if you have no experience, it's 6000. You can only pay if you do it well." Add money!"

"7000, that's 7000, the market price is this price, don't think I don't understand!" Sun Haiyang heard He Xiaobao's romp over there from the phone, and he suddenly felt that even if he wanted to get 8000, this long-legged idiot probably would He would give in, so he bargained with He Xiaonian with peace of mind.

"You!..." He Xiaonian looked back at He Xiaobao, who had crawled to the front and opened the skylight for some reason, and was about to poke his head out. He gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words, " ...Okay, deal!"

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We are finally going to live together, hey, maybe the previous writing is too wordy.