undercover dad

"What? The person who hired you was He Xiaonian???" Li Zihong opened his mouth wide, his eyes flashed with disbelief and a strange light of unexplainable mood, and slowly sat back in the chair.

Sun Haiyang waved his hand in front of her eyes, but she didn't respond, as if her soul had been summoned to an unknown space, and only a shell was left here.

Sun Haiyang ignored her and went back to his room to pack his things.

In summer, a big man actually doesn't need too many things, and besides, they are all in the same city, so if you really need anything, you can just go home and get it.

He simply packed a few pairs of pants, a few T-shirts, and underwear, and packed some toiletries. Looking at the suitcase that still had a lot of space, he wiped the sweat from his head, sat on the ground and started to daze.

When I promised He Xiaonian at noon, I was quite happy, but I really had to go to work at night, and I was about to leave. life, my heart suddenly began to panic.

His sister recalled her soul from another dimension at some point, and floated over like a ghost, standing at his door, looking at the pile of luggage on the ground.

When Sun Haiyang heard the movement, he looked back at his sister, lowered his head, tears almost fell down.

Li Zihong came over and squatted beside him, patted his head, and comforted him: "It's okay, Haier, do it well, this job...it's actually not too difficult, you see you have done KTV DJ before, takeaway work I've done it before, and it won't be more tiring than those."

Sun Haiyang buried his head in his arms and nodded.

Seeing his younger brother like this, Li Zihong also felt a little distressed: "...It's really too bad, can't we still use our beauty to make the other party unable to cry!"

"En!" Sun Haiyang raised his head, glanced at his sister, and asked hesitantly, "Sister, what kind of person is He Xiaonian?"

Don't mention He Xiaonian, his sister is quite normal, but when He Xiaonian is mentioned, his sister's eyes suddenly become sharp and weird again, she stares at the air in front of her, and replies through gritted teeth: "A bitch!"

"..." Sun Haiyang.

At five o'clock in the evening, Sun Haiyang knocked on the door of He Xiaonian's house according to the address He Xiaonian gave him.

He Xiaonian was sweating profusely, standing at the door, "You..." He was about to say something to express his welcome to Sun Haiyang, but just as he said a word, he was bumped by He Xiaobao who rushed over from behind, Almost fell on Sun Haiyang.

Sun Haiyang quickly helped him up.

"He Xiaobao!" He Xiaonian yelled back angrily, He Xiaobao got out from behind him, ignored his second uncle's roar, and shouted excitedly: "Big Brother! Big Brother!"

"Hey, hello, hello!" Sun Haiyang hurriedly put down the box in his hand, squatted down and hugged He Xiaobao.

Whether He Xiaonian is a slut is temporarily unknown, but this He Xiaobao is so fucking cute, he couldn't help but hold He Xiaobao's face in both hands, and kissed him on the left cheek.

He Xiaonian opened his mouth next to him, wanting to say something, but finally held back.

Don't worry, it's still a long time, so take your time.

When it was almost too late for He Xiaobao and Sun Haiyang to meet each other, he instructed Sun Haiyang to change into slippers and took him into the house.

He said as he walked, "There are only me and my nephew at home, He Xiaobao. Your main job is to take care of Xiaobao and clean up the house. He goes to the kindergarten at 8 o'clock in the morning, and eats three meals a day in the kindergarten, so you don't need to feed him. Cooking, I usually leave late in the morning, you can come back to cook for me after delivering Xiaobao, sometimes you don’t come back to eat at night, so,” he turned to look at Sun Haiyang, “Your job is not very difficult, there are many The time is when you stay at home alone, you just need to clean up the house, and you don’t have much to live!”

He pointed to the whole room, and Sun Haiyang followed his finger to look around.

After finishing the lap, he gasped.

The house seemed to have just experienced a gas explosion.

Lego parts are scattered everywhere on the ground, on the tea table, and on the sofa. Monsters of various styles and shapes occupy every corner of the house from the sky to the ground and from the ground to the sky; there are several scattered on the coffee table and the ground. A piece of sketch paper, on which various figures with strange shapes are drawn, and on the wall behind the sofa, figures of the same color and series are also drawn;

The oil pastels were not packed in the box and fell all over the floor. The sofa was covered by the sofa and dragged to the floor. A large piece of dried mango flesh stuck to the back of the sofa. I can't tell if it's water or some kind of fruit juice, and beside it is a big mouth monkey puppet with its neck parted and its head drooping...

Sun Haiyang was so shocked by the scene in front of him that he couldn't speak. He opened his mouth and turned his head to look at He Xiaonian. He Xiaonian looked at him for a moment, tilted his head and coughed, and said, "Come on, I'll show you the bedroom."

Sun Haiyang followed him to the bedroom where he and He Xiaobao slept.

The bedroom is relatively cooler than the living room outside, and the main battlefield is mainly concentrated on the bed.

The first generation, Seven, Jack, Taylor, Eddie... Ultraman of all ages form a big circle, as if the Japanese supermen are participating in the red and white song to celebrate the New Year's Eve, and there are Hulk, Captain America, Warriors from all over the world, including Superman, Spiderman, Batman, and Iron Man, came to celebrate. Surrounding the warriors, there were monsters of various shapes staring at them. Superman, warriors, and monsters crowded the entire bed...

Sun Haiyang's heart was so cold that he turned his head and asked He Xiaonian: "... Excuse me, where should I sleep?"

He Xiaonian was silent for a while, touched his nose and said, "Come on, I'll show you the kitchen and bathroom!"

……

Since it was Sun Haiyang's first day on the job, he was not familiar with all the utensils at home, and it was getting late, so He Xiaonian didn't use Sun Haiyang's cooking for dinner at night, he ordered Pizza Hut.

Adhering to the principle of not talking when eating or sleeping, the two ate PIZZA in silence.He Xiaonian took care of the baby all day, and he was exhausted, even biting a PIZZA. Sun Haiyang was still in various shocks and speechless, and he never recovered.

But the dining table is not lonely at all. Ever since He Xiaobao knew that this big brother who can dance hip-hop is going to be his new nanny, he has never closed his little mouth. Group cross talk:

"Big brother wants to sleep with me at night, right? In the future, you will send me to the kindergarten, right? You will pick me up from the kindergarten at night, right? Then you want to play Lego with me, right? I will lend you the wither skeleton Well, do you like snow golems or withering skeletons, can I lend you my Ultraman to hug you, don't crush him when you sleep at night..."

As Sun Haiyang listened, he felt as if a swarm of bees flew over his head to gather honey. He couldn't help poking his head with his hands, but he didn't touch anything, only then realized it was an auditory hallucination.

He raised his head and glanced at He Xiaonian who was facing him. He Xiaonian was expressionless and calm. It was obvious that this level of verbosity had long been ignored by him.Sun Haiyang had no choice but to lower his head, and continued to chew his PIZZA.

After eating, He Xiaonian took Sun Haiyang to clean up the dining table, and after putting all the garbage into the bag, he led Sun Haiyang to the kitchen, closed the kitchen door, looked back at Sun Haiyang and said: "There are some rules, I have to give you some rules in advance. Let me tell you, the first thing you do when you enter the house is to wash your hands and face first, don't touch He Xiaobao without washing your hands, especially don't hug his face while sweating profusely, to prevent the germs from outside from getting on him! "

Sun Haiyang stared at him, desperately resisting the urge to punch him into the wall, he frowned: "I'm very healthy, I don't have bacteria on my body!"

He Xiaonian sneered, "Everyone has it. You don't have it because you don't know it. Adults don't care. Children have weak resistance and are easily infected with germs!"

Sun Haiyang bit his lip. He remembered what his sister said to him before, that he would have to bear it sooner or later when he came out to mess around, and finally nodded in resignation: "I see, that's all. Is there any more?"

"Yes," He Xiaonian leaned against the tiled wall and said with certainty,

"After you pick up He Xiaobao at night, if you want to play with him, he can watch cartoons for half an hour, but it must not exceed half an hour, otherwise he will easily develop myopia; if you want to feed him fruit and yogurt, the time interval is half an hour After 8 o'clock in the evening, no matter how noisy he is, you can't give him food anymore, otherwise he will easily suffer from rhinitis; bathe him before going to bed, if he has prickly heat, you need to boil a pot of honeysuckle water and mix it with bath water. Wipe his body until the prickly heat disappears; if he is sick, you have to ask for leave from the kindergarten and stay with him at home. At this time, you have to pay special attention to cooking, and you must ensure a light diet, and you can’t make fish by yourself Big meat, otherwise if he sees it, he will make a fuss to eat it with you; in addition, I usually have a fried egg for breakfast, not too cooked, it should be half-cooked, you have to learn to dress up some vegetable salad, There is salad dressing in the refrigerator, sometimes I want to eat Chinese food, you cook the rice the night before, and give me fried rice or boiled rice with tomatoes the next day according to my needs..."

Sun Haiyang couldn't close his mouth completely, he was even more shocked than before, "No, wait, wait, you said this, me," he swallowed, his eyes gradually revealed a trace of despair, "I, Can't remember!"

Looking at his panicked expression, He Xiaonian felt an indescribable joy in his heart. He wondered if he had been abused by He Xiaobao, and he felt a little abnormal in his heart.

He happily patted Sun Haiyang on the shoulder, "It's okay, I also thought of something to say, and I can't remember it for a while, I will go to the company tomorrow to think about it, and I will give you the details!"

"@#￥%......" Sun Haiyang.

At 08:30 in the evening, He Xiaonian helped Sun Haiyang to bathe Xiaobao.

This little devil was really excited today. After a day of trouble, he seemed to have more than half of his energy left. When he saw his second uncle and big brother bathing him together, he immediately made a fuss in the bathroom, like a little boy. Sliding in and out like a loach, Sun Haiyang managed to grab the little loach, firmly fixed his little shoulders, and let He Xiaonian take the shower head to give him a hasty bath.

After taking a shower, the little devil ran to the bedroom naked, leaving the mess in the bathroom and two adults who were wetter than him.

He Xiaonian wiped the water from his face, pulled off the polo shirt he had just put on this afternoon, and wiped his wet hair by the way, he said in a bit of embarrassment: "Take a bath, uh, probably like this."

Sun Haiyang was even more embarrassed than him, there was no dry place all over his body, and those who didn't know thought He Xiaobao bathed him just now.

However, from entering this house to now, all kinds of shocks have left him temporarily unable to be shocked. He took off his shirt silently, then bent down and began to take off his pants, and he also took off his underwear by the way.

When He Xiaonian turned his head, he happened to see Chi Guoguo's back, and was very surprised, "What are you doing?"

Sun Haiyang turned around expressionlessly, looked at He Xiaonian and said, "I'll take off my clothes!"

He Xiaonian looked at the man in front of him who was not hung by a thread like his little nephew, "Nonsense, I don't have eyes, I didn't know you were taking off your clothes, what's the matter, show off your figure, okay?"

"By the way, take a shower, it's already wet anyway!" Sun Haiyang shook his head indifferently.

He Xiaonian is a little upset, I'm fucking wet, I haven't washed it yet, you wash it first, are you the nanny or I am the nanny!

This is the first day, if you are in a hurry, you will jump the wall and quit!

He complained a lot in his heart, but finally he didn't say anything, and walked out of the bathroom with his wet clothes.