Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

Gu Xiaodao, who was exhausted from vomiting, has no strength to scold Duan Yan, and just wants to get some fresh air in another place.

But Duan Yan didn't care about the bad environment at all, and clapped his hands happily.

Abnormal psychology is really hard to figure out! !

Gu Xiaodao looked at Duan Yan's actions like an idiot, and when he turned around, he became an idiot.

When did this big gang appear! ! ! !

"My subordinate is late, please forgive me, the palace lord." A ghostly group of people knelt in front of Duan Yan, their voices were loud and tidy, shaking Gu Xiaodao's eardrums with sudden pain.

"It's okay, what about Qiu Sanyue?"

Among the four people kneeling in front, the young man in Tsing Yi clasped his fists and said, "Qiu Sanyue seriously injured the two hall masters, Jasmine Hall and Chrysanthemum Hall, and fled down the mountain without a trace."

"Pfft!" The one who laughed out loud was Gu Xiaodao.

The atmosphere at the scene was suddenly as cold as ice and snow.

"Yes... I'm sorry, it's just... those people who kneel on other people's stumps, don't you feel sorry? Also, the name of your branch hall is really funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" "Gu Xiaodao. Already laughing desperately.

Everyone clenched their weapons tightly.

Duan Yan smiled, "The poison doctor is sick, so don't worry about him."

The young man in Tsing Yi continued: "Palace Master, keeping a poison doctor is always a disaster. If he wakes up, I'm afraid it will be detrimental to Palace Master."

"It doesn't matter, he still has some uses now."

Gu Xiaodao actually regretted it after laughing, but from their conversation, he heard that he didn't intend to kill himself, so he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the poison doctor is a psycho!

If you save your life, you can continue to talk cheaply: "Hey, this little brother in Tsing Yi, is your name Qinglong?"

"Palace Master! He recognizes me, so he's obviously pretending to be crazy!" Qinglong pulled out the sword in his hand, as if he was about to finish Gu Xiaodao at any time.

Everyone behind them also drew their swords and swords, and the sound of chug babble was very touching.

Gu Xiaodao couldn't help feeling a strong disdain for the logic and knowledge of this group of people. "Is it hard to guess? I still know that the white dress next to you is the white tiger! Or is the red dress the Suzaku, and the black dress is Xuanwu, right? The four great beasts are common sense!"

Qinglong's hand holding the sword was trembling, but seeing that his palace lord was not at all unhappy, and was still thinking about the poison doctor, he had no choice but to withdraw the sword silently.

"Qinglong, go and send out Qiu Sanyue's killing order, and send Mo Li, Nian Juhua, and Yao Yin to my bedroom." After speaking, he disappeared in front of everyone, together with the poison doctor.

Gu Xiaodao, who had no human rights, was held in the hands of the inhuman Palace Master again, and was forced to follow the eaves and walls.

This time, Gu Xiaodao felt that his face had played the role of dividing flowers and willows. The Palace Master himself flew very happily, but his face was in a burning pain, it was all scratched by the branches! !

I don't know how long it took, but Gu Xiaodao felt his collar loosen, and his whole body was thrown on the ground at will.

"Damn/you/old/mother, can you please handle it with care?" It's the second time I hit me!It hurts!I also have a temper!

Duan Yan's eyes became more murderous, and he said coldly, "What did you say?"

Gu Xiaodao was frightened by those eyes, and instantly weakened: "Don't say dirty words a second time."

Duan Yan narrowed his eyes, picked him up again and flew to another place.

Just when Gu Xiaodao was about to congest his brain, Duan Yan let go of his hand, and Gu Xiaodao was thrown down again.

"..." I do, this is really marble! ! !Gu Xiaodao was so glad that he didn't hit the ground head first.

Palace Master, you are a Scorpio, you hold grudges so much!

This time he didn't dare to curse again, so he had to grit his teeth and get up timidly.

In front is a hot spring.

At two o'clock is the Palace Mistress who is undressing.

Gu Xiaodao also looked at him silently.Bloody collarbone, abs, narrow waist, long legs and a big beep——

My heart is boiling! !

temperature!spring! play!of!Festival!play!what!

Gu Xiaodao tried hard to search for things on his body.

"Pa-ta." A small porcelain vase rolled to the Palace Mistress's feet.

Pick it up and we are good brothers!Gu Xiaodao was gearing up, his eyes were shining brightly.

Duan Yan's face turned cold, "You give me the medicine yourself." By the way, he stomped the small porcelain bottle into pieces.

Gu Xiaodao covered his nose, the rank of the palace master is even higher! !Unexpectedly, the ancients were more open! !Just don't pick up the soap! !

"Okay, no problem!" Gu Xiaodao tore off his coat and ran towards the Palace Master.

Duan Yan soaked his lower body in the hot spring, then turned his back to him, pulled his hair aside, exposing two bloody holes on his shoulder blades, and said coldly, "Let's get started."

Gu Xiaodao's running footsteps sprained, what the hell!It turned out that I was going to help him with the medicine!

Those two wounds have already been penetrated, and the opposite scenery can be seen through the holes!Gu Xiaodao couldn't help roaring: "It's useless to apply medicine in such a big mouth, why don't you hurry up and call a doctor to take a look!"

"...Isn't your medical skill the best in the world?" Duan Yan's words were full of confusion.

yes! !Looks like my title is Poison Doctor!Unexpectedly, he is still the best in the world in medical skills!It's a pity that I'm a fake hahahaha! !

"I won't." Gu Xiaodao's eyes were very sincere, even though the palace lord turned his back to him and couldn't see.

"Have you even forgotten your medical skills?"

"Yes."

"Do you still remember the formula of Huagong Sanjie?"

"Hey, didn't you say you missed it? I don't remember."

Duan Yan turned around slowly, his eyes full of killing intent. "Then your only value is gone."

"Pfft—" Gu Xiaodao lost consciousness after spitting out a mouthful of blood.

The above is Gu Xiaodao's imagination.

After Duan Yan finished asking, he fell into a long silence.

Gu Xiaodao squatted on the side boredly, took out more small porcelain bottles from the clothes, and arranged them one by one.

"Funhua Qiulu Pills, Hanyu Powder, Feixue Powder, Luohua Cream, Jinfeng Yulu Powder..." Hehe, this poison doctor is really not normal, a man who can come up with such a name... must be gay! "Hey, Wuji Baifeng Wan?" The name sounds familiar!

"Crush the Wuji Baifeng Wan and apply it on my wound."

When Duan Yan spoke suddenly, Gu Xiaodao was startled, and the small bottle in his hand almost fell to the ground.Wait... You didn't call yourself Bengong, no, that's not the point, the point is that Wuji Baifeng Wan is used to treat trauma, and it's applied externally? ? ?

"Not faster?" The voice became more impatient.

Gu Xiaodao was afraid that he would slap him to death, so he quickly uncorked the bottle, poured out a few black balls, and squeezed it hard.

Unexpectedly, it can't be crushed? ? ?

Gu Xiaodao felt that his manly dignity had been severely hit.What a joke, I used to pinch walnuts one by one! !

If you can't crush it with one hand, can you crush it with two hands?

Experiments have proved that it is really unbreakable! ! !Is this really a medicine and not an iron egg?Gu Xiaodao glanced at the Palace Mistress who was facing away from him, and secretly put the ball into his mouth.

I can't bite it!

Duan Yan turned around in a timely manner, with a look of surprise: "What are you doing?"

Gu Xiaodao took a mouthful of bitterness, and said angrily: "I can't crush it!"

Duan Yan showed an expression of "what's the use of you", and sneered: "Bring it."

Gu Xiaodao obediently passed the Wuji Baifeng Pill over, only to see that the other party squeezed it lightly, and the small pill turned into dregs.

Hehe, this is incomparable to manliness!Gu Xiaodao felt sore in his heart, took the crushed powder, and sprinkled it on the wound as he said.

As soon as the medicine was sprinkled on, Duan Yan's back became tense, but the wound was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Gu Xiaodao was stunned. Is this the magic medicine that is said to bring the dead back to life?Although the name is exactly the same as the gynecological medicine!

After spraying it several times, Gu Xiaodao didn't stop until he couldn't see through the scenery on the other side of the cave.

Duan Yan's face was already pale from the pain, and he closed his eyes and said: "Go down, before you think of the antidote formula, you will temporarily live in the palace's bedroom."

Down refers to where? "You carried me all the way here, I don't know the way." Gu Xiaodao complained.And you didn't invite me to soak in the hot springs, so it's a blast!

"Suzaku, you take him there."

"Yes."

Gu Xiaodao was still thinking hard about the excuse of being able to soak in the hot spring, but he felt his waist tighten, and when he came back to his senses, he was already in the posture of being carried on his shoulders with his head upside down.

"...Can't you let me walk properly???" A howling shattered in the wind...

upstart!

This is Gu Xiaodao's evaluation of Palace Master Duan who was lying on the floor tiles of the dormitory.

Just looking at the gold-leafed ceiling and the large candle chandelier, you can feel the temperament of a local tyrant.

"Hey, how long do you want to stay on the ground?" Someone came over and kicked his calf.

Gu Xiaodao rolled his eyes: "I want you to take care of it! If you just came to a place, first you were frightened constantly, and then you kept being thrown around, and you didn't have a bath or a meal. Will you have strength?"

"...Is he sick again?" The man asked the person next to him.

"Hmm." I got an affirmative answer.

I'm really upset!Don't you think the occurrence rate of the word "morbidity" is too high?

"Why did the Palace Master spare Qiu Sanyue's running dog?" The man's tone was full of disdain.

"Palace Master naturally has his own plans, how can you figure it out, Mo Hall Master?" Another person said leisurely.

It turned out to be the Hall Master?Gu Xiaodao turned over and looked curiously at the three people on the seat: "Are you... are the hall masters?"

A creamy niche, a bearded face, and a bald head.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..." This combination is so funny! ! !Gu Xiaodao rolled on the ground with his stomach in his arms.

The three looked at him with murderous looks.

Gu Xiaodao wiped away the tears that came out of laughter, ignored the murderous intent, and continued to ask: "Who are you from? Jasmine? Chrysanthemum? Or hibiscus?"

The three of them were even more murderous, with an expression of "believe it or not, I will kill you".

"The branch hall is named after the hall master. The three people are Mo Li, Yao Yin, and Nian Juhua."

"Oh... so it's Mo Litang and Ju Huatang. Qinglong's Mandarin is not standard, eh? Who are you?" Gu Xiaodao raised his head, and there was a tall man standing at the door, who was caught by the sight at a glance. The bright red and green patterns on his robe are dazzling.

But that face has thick eyebrows, a straight nose and thin lips.It is both stunning and heroic.The colorful clothes are also very suitable.

This person looks more and more familiar!Gu Xiaodao blinked and suddenly realized: "Duan Yan?!"

☆、Third test or something

"Bold, how dare you call the palace lord by his name!" Buttercup Xiaosheng slammed the armrest of the chair and shouted.

Gu Xiaodao waved his hand, "Don't be ridiculous, you are not much better than me, and the palace lord didn't see you standing up and saluting."

"That's because our lower body was injured! The Palace Master granted us permission to salute!"

Down!Half!body!by!hurt!Gu Xiaodao suddenly looked at Buttercup Xiaosheng's lower body.

Buttercup's face turned red: "It's the thighs and knees!"

"You don't need to make it too clear, I don't want to know at all." Gu Xiaodao turned his face away, ignoring the ferocious expression of Buttercup Xiaosheng, "Also, the lower body of the person who just kicked me must not have been injured."

The big beard stubble coughed lightly: "The palace master said that there is no need to salute if your hand is injured."

Gu Xiaodao had a sympathetic face: "Ahahaha, you can't tell that it's a scene!"

It turned out to be like this, Big Hu stubble suddenly realized, and saluted decisively, "Your subordinates will see the Palace Master!"

"Ben Gong has already said that there is no need to salute." Duan Yan's face turned dark instantly, when did he say the scene!

"Thank you, Palace Master..." Big Hu stubble sat back covered in cold sweat again, then glared at Gu Xiaodao angrily.

Gu Xiaodao shrugged his shoulders, and said to Duan Yan who was walking towards him with a playful smile: "I didn't expect you to look like a dog!"

Soon, this kind of heartfelt praise quickly dissipated in the resentment that "he is actually half a head taller than me".

Especially when he is standing in front of you and pretending to be looking down on you!

Really upset!Gu Xiaodao's tone changed instantly: "The quilt on your body is also very festive."

As soon as he finished speaking, the three hall masters turned pale with shock, and looked at their own palace masters one after another.

The palace lord smiled slightly, "The dishcloth you are wearing is not bad." Then he swung his sleeves and swept towards the throne.

The expressions of the three hall masters were all in disbelief.

Gu Xiaodao was even more stunned. He was fully prepared to be beaten and thrown, but he didn't expect that the other party only responded with one word!At the same time, the new resentment became "Why is the poison doctor so poor".

"Mo Li, tell me all your moves in Qiu Sanyue."

Seeing that Gu Xiaodao fell into a state of self-loathing, Duan Dagong was in a good mood and talked about business.

Buttercup Xiaosheng looked at Gu Xiaodao worriedly, "Palace Master, he..."

"You talk, you talk, don't worry about me, let me play!" As if feeling the breeze of freedom, Gu Xiaodao quickly regained his mood and ran out the door cheerfully.

Before his left foot stepped out of the threshold, he was dragged back by his collar.

屮艸芔茻, let me go!I hate meetings the most!Gu Xiaodao said sincerely: "Palace Master, it's not good for me, a traitor, to listen to your discussions. If some secret is leaked, everyone will think that I told it!"

The palace lord threw Gu Xiaodao beside the throne, and said with a smile: "So you must not speak out. Mo Li, you speak."

"But I want to pee/pee! I want to eat! I want to take a bath! I want to rest!" Gu Xiaodao yelled unwillingly.

But traitors have no human rights.

Buttercup Xiaosheng nodded and continued: "Qiu Sanyue usually uses knives, but when she rushed into Jiuyun Palace that day, she used whips, a move that my subordinates have never seen before."

Gu Xiaodao sneered: "Don't you usually see a lot?"

Buttercup ignored him: "His moves specialize in the bottom line, very insidious."

Gu Xiaodao nodded in agreement: "Although it is unscrupulous, it is very effective."

Buttercup: "And he uses his right hand to wield the knife, but he uses his left hand to dance the whip."

Gu Xiaodao: "Ahaha, left-handed people are the smartest."

Buttercup was angry: "You defend that traitor everywhere, so you're clearly pretending to be crazy!"

Gu Xiaodao held his chin: "Ahaha, if you don't want to hear it, just let me play rough. I'm here, and I can't stop when I want to talk..." His neck was lightly touched, and the word "down" was choked Throat.

"???" Gu Xiaodao cleared his throat vigorously, and then spoke again, but there was no sound; he poked hard at the place that Duan Yan had ordered, but it was still useless.According to the legend, the point of the Ya point is really uplifting! !Gu Xiaodao silently uttered "Damn/you/old/mother", and then killed the palace lord with scorching eyes.

The Palace Master waved his hand: "Continue."

The three hall masters paused, they had already finished talking, there was nothing more to say.

After a while of silence, the big beard stubbled his head and broke the armrest of the chair with his elbow, and said angrily: "So, that guy has been hiding his skills all day, and the rebellion has been deliberate for a long time!"

"The old palace lord picked up such a disaster with his good intentions!" Hearing this, the bald head angrily slapped off the armrest of his own chair.

The armrest of Buttercup Xiaosheng's chair was snapped off earlier, and now he can only express regret and shake his head regretfully.

Your lines and acting skills are really deliberate! !The armrest is really innocent! !Gu Xiaodao silently hahaha.

"I will never let anyone who betrays me!" With a bang, the armrest of the palace lord's carved throne was snapped off and flew to the left and right.

Palace Master, your lines are the most powerful... Gu Xiaodao shook his head to shake off the sawdust on his head.

"Okay, you guys go down and recover from your injuries." The palace master who had finished patting the handrail calmly gave the order to end the meeting.

"Yes!"

Three disabled men helped each other across the handrails all over the floor... This scene is really funny hahahahahahahaha.

Gu Xiaodao was already full of laughter.

Everyone in Jiuyun Palace is crazy, right? !And the Palace Master is the worst! !

"Bengong, take a step first." Duan Yan gave him a deep look, and walked away with a stab.

"..." Hey, what does that look mean! ! !What happened to leaving me here alone! ! !What's more, I need to untie Lao Tzu's dumb acupoint before I go! ! ! !Gu Xiaodao chased and ran out, roaring silently.

The palace lord has disappeared, and there is only a slowly moving figure in front of him.

"Don't follow us, just go and play!" Buttercup turned his head frequently, trying to drive away their tails.

Hehe, if it wasn't for me not being able to catch up with the Palace Master, would I want to follow you!Gu Xiaodao gestured angrily: "Unlock my dumb point!"

"I don't understand!" The three moved faster.

Yo, is your limping combination still trying to get rid of me? !

Gu Xiaodao easily surpassed them in two or three steps, turned his head proudly, and laughed silently with his hands on his hips: Hahahaha, the masters of Yuchun!

There was no one behind him.

Huh!What about people? ! !No!open!Heart!It's so annoying that a cripple can teleport or something!It is impolite to come and go without a trace without saying hello!

Really do it!The bitter/forced Gu Xiaodao had no choice but to wander around alone, trying to meet someone who could unlock his dumb acupoint or tell him where the latrine was.

But after walking for a long time, I didn't see a single figure in the huge place!There is no building that looks like a hut.

It must be the lack of a flushing system in the ancient huts that caused the palace owner to dislike the smell of the huts and build the huts in remote places!Thinking of this, Gu Xiaodao endured the pain and walked through a lotus pond, across a bamboo forest, and then around a few arches.

A gust of warm wind blows, what did he see? --spa! ! !

Although I really want to soak in the hot springs, but the urge to urinate is quite strong right now... Should I give up my own quality and let myself be liberated? !Well... no one will see, just indulge once!Gu Xiaodao found a corner and began to untie his pants.

"My lord!" Just as Gu Xiaodao was about to urinate, a low voice came from above his head.

"..." I really want to kill people, don't you!Gu Xiaodao silently lifted his pants and looked up.

On the trunk of a tree squatted a man in night clothes.

Tell me why you wear night clothes in broad daylight?Gu Xiaodao asked him with sincere eyes.

The man in black also stared at him silently.

After half an hour.

"Does the adult have something to convey to the villain?"

Who are you?To whom?And do you think I look like I can speak? !Gu Xiaodao opened his mouth and pointed to his throat, then waved his hand.

"Are you trying to say that you are restricted everywhere in Jiuyun Palace?"

Very... close?Gu Xiaodao nodded, pointing to the spot on his neck where he had touched.

"I see! Are you trying to say that it's inconvenient to talk here?"

You are so good at making up!Haven't you seen that Lao Tzu was hit on the dumb point?What kind of man in black is this stupid man in a daze! ! !How about delaying things?

Gu Xiaodao was so anxious that his throat was on fire, and he gestured at his neck again.

"Hahahaha, poison doctor, you really are pretending to be crazy!" Buttercup Xiaosheng limped out from a certain corner.

"I didn't expect that as soon as we left, you wanted to tell others the news!" The bald head and the stubble also appeared.

Which one is this? ! !Gu Xiaodao was at a loss.

The man in black pulled off his face scarf, jumped off the tree trunk, and knelt on one foot: "I want to report to the hall masters, the poison doctor didn't say anything just now."

Eh?Could this be...

Recalling their previous exaggerated acting skills and the empty bedroom, Gu Xiaodao suddenly realized, what the hell! !Are you testing me?right?But it's so deliberate... Anyone with a little brain will not be fooled! ! ! !

"This is strange!" The three hall masters fell into deep thought.

It's not surprising at all!Leaving aside the fact that I was hit on the dumb point, there was nothing confidential in your conversation just now, okay? !And why do you think I will obediently tell someone I don't know? ?

This can at most test whether the poison doctor is a gossip, okay? !

"When you've had enough trouble, go and repair the palace's throne." The palace master stood on a certain tree with a displeased expression on his face.

Gu Xiaodao hehe in his heart, you are not happy, you frankly participated in the performance just now, okay?Did you take the picture of the throne badly?

"Yes!" The three hall masters looked terrified, and quickly took orders.Suzaku and White Tiger appeared at the right time, carried Buttercup Xiaosheng and the bald head and flew away, and the remaining stubble was also taken away by the man in black.

So... that's how the teleport just now came about...

Gu Xiaodao looked at the sky speechlessly, did he overestimate this organization...?

☆、Four gays or something

The palace lord looked unhappy: "What kind of expression do you have?"

Gu Xiaodao turned his head arrogantly.

The Palace Master continued to be unhappy: "Do you think this Palace is willing to play this role?"

So what's your secret?Gu Xiaodao asked silently.

"Bengong..." Duan Yan said impatiently, "Why do I explain to you, did you just want to do dirty things by the bathing pool of this palace?"

Ahhaha was it discovered? Gu Xiaodao blushed.

The palace lord squinted his eyes: "You attacked my clothes first, and now you do this kind of behavior again, are you courting death?"

Didn't you attack back too!And this isn't peeing yet!It's still too late for you to tell me where the hut is!Gu Xiaodao took a few steps back alertly.

"It's so easy for me to kill you, what's the use of taking a few steps back?" Duan Yan sneered, as if wanting to prove the words "as easy as turning one's hand", he raised his hand and shot a hidden weapon at Gu Xiaodao.

Gu Xiaodao's neck hurt, and tears flowed from the corner of his eyes: "Fuck, I'm really going to die!!!" No, can I speak?

Duan Yan continued to sneer, "As timid as a mouse, it's a pity that you pretended to be inscrutable when you were not sick."

"Whatever you want to say! Tell me where the toilet is!!!" Gu Xiaodao was not feeling well at all, he just wanted to rush up and hug the palace lord's thigh.

But the palace lord was like a noble and glamorous macaw, standing motionless on the tree.

"Believe it or not, I pissed in your bathtub!" Gu Xiaodao lost his mind in an instant, and made a gesture to pick a bird.

Then when his throat tightened, he was grabbed by the collar and picked up, stabbed and flew into the sky.

"If you throw me again this time, I'll just... ah—" Before he could finish speaking, he was thrown to the ground again.

Looking up, the small hut is close in front of me, but the bird in the crotch has experienced this fall, but can no longer hold it there.

Gu Xiaodao, who had lived for nineteen years, suddenly felt that he had lived enough.

The palace lord said impatiently: "Why don't you go!"

Hehe, hehehe, is there still a need to go?Gu Xiaodao lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

"Do you want to die?" The palace lord kicked the "corpse" on the ground.

No!want!reason!I!The corpse turned its head arrogantly.

"If you don't get up again, I will make you unable to get up again." Duan Yan's hand bones creaked.

Gu Xiaodao raised his face full of tears, "I will never forgive you even if I die!!"

The palace lord was stunned by the yelling, and looked down to see suspicious water stains flowing from Gu Xiaodao's body.

"You..." The palace lord's expression instantly became strange, and then he retreated a few steps in disgust.

"..." The palace lord is really a good swordsman.Seeing his actions, Gu Xiaodao felt even sadder.

"Suzaku." The palace lord, who was standing far away, began to summon the divine beast.

"The subordinate is here!" Suzaku suddenly appeared miraculously.

"You take him to wash."

"Yes!" Suzaku picked up Gu Xiaodao on the ground without hesitation and left, not caring that Gu Xiaodao's pants were still dripping.

Well, I can finally take a shower.Gu Xiaodao calmed down a little when he thought about the palace lord's hot spring.

After a while, Suzaku put him down.

This is a dilapidated looking house with a small yard outside the house.

There is a well in the yard.

There is no hot spring.

Gu Xiaodao stared blankly at the well in front of him, and murmured, "Where's the hot spring?"

Suzaku ignored him, and disappeared in front of Gu Xiaodao like the wind with a whoosh.

"Wait..." Gu Xiao knifed Erkang's hand.How about... a change of clothes?What about shower gel?Not even a bar of soap! ! !

Haha, what else is there to look forward to in life?

Gu Xiaodao stripped himself naked, and pulled out the hairpin on his head by the way, his hair was as long as a waterfall.

"..." It feels weird to have hair on the back! !Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've been here, and I don't seem to have looked in the mirror... Could it be that I'm a soul wearer?Gu Xiaodao looked at his calf anxiously, it was fine, the scar from his childhood was still there; he ran to the mouth of the well again, poked his head out, it was so good, his face was still his handsome face!

As for the disheveled hair... Gu Xiaodao tied his shoelaces in a complicated mood, piled his hair on top of his head at random, turned around and threw the wooden bucket tied with a rope next to the mouth of the well into the well, and began to fetch water with great effort.

The hot spring turned cold, and Gu Xiaodao became more and more sad as he thought about it, and poured the water on his body with tears in his eyes, and then continued to fetch water.

too!bitter!force!up!Gu Xiaodao, who barely took a shower, rushed into the room, trying to dig out some clothes.

Damn... This kind of room with only a table, a chair and a small bed does not meet the grade of Jiuyun Palace at all, okay?

Gu Xiaodao was full of resentment, so he had to tear off the bed sheet to surround his lower body.

Now it's just a matter of rewarding your stomach with a good meal!

Gu Xiaodao squatted on the bed and activated the summoning beast mode: "Suzaku-san~!!!!"

No one pays attention to him.

Gu Xiaodao ran to the yard and continued to call: "Duan—Yan—"

"Presumptuous, don't call the palace lord by his name directly!" Two men in black clothes suddenly appeared on the wall.

Gu Xiaodao blinked: "Then... call him by his nickname? Xiao Duan? Banyan?"

"Shut up! You traitor really has no shame in dressing like this in broad daylight!" Xuan Yijia's eyes were full of contempt.

I despise you, uncle, believe it or not, I will show you all/naked! !Of course Gu Xiaodao didn't dare to scold, and said with a smile on his face, "They're all gangsters, why care about so many details? Are you gay too?"

Xuan Yiyi asked curiously: "What is gay?"

Gu Xiaodao: "Let's think about the transformation of this word... Oh, it's something like Lord Rabbit or Long Yangzhi."

Xuan Yijia's face turned red: "You fart!"

Xuan Yi B: "You added the word 'also', could it be you too?"

Gu Xiaodao fell into deep thought.

Xuan Yiyi was shocked: "You really are!"

"Are you kidding! I was just wondering why I used the wrong word just now!" Gu Xiaodao blushed with excitement.

Xuan Yi was already thinking: "No wonder..."

No wonder why?Don't selectively ignore that sentence just now!I'm really not gay!Most of them are rotten men!

Xuan Yijia also looked suddenly enlightened. "No wonder the Palace Mistress didn't kill you, a traitor!"

"Why? Isn't it because he doesn't have the antidote for Hua Gong San?" Gu Xiao picked his nostrils.

"How can the palace master have martial arts after being hit by Hua Gong San?" Xuan Yijia looked contemptuous.

"Why is that?" Gu Xiaodao has been puzzled by this question for a long time.That guy obviously wanted to kill himself several times in the dungeon, and threatened to leave a whole body for himself, but he has survived well until now.

Xuan Yi Yi: "Because the Palace Master is also gay!"

What logic, the palace lord spared my life because I met the same kind?Does Lao Tzu have a gay label on him? !However, the Palace Master is actually gay hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gu Xiaodao didn't want to meet them, so he changed the subject: "By the way, who are you?"

"Your illness is a bit serious this time, can't even the people in our hidden hall recognize it?" Xuan Yijia may have a contemptuous expression by nature.

"Oh, so what are you doing here?"

"The hall master ordered us to follow you."

So honest!Gu Xiaodao accused: "Shouldn't this kind of thing be in the dark! Why did you jump out!"

Xuan Yijia: "You call the palace master's name, of course we will come and teach you a lesson!"

... Is the dean possessed!Gu Xiaodao's neck was almost sore, "Oh, have you eaten yet?"

The two shook their heads.

"It's a coincidence that I didn't eat, you guys go get something to eat, let's eat together, is there a balance between work and dinner?"

The two hesitated for a moment, thinking it made sense, Xuan Yijia: "Twelve, you go and get it, I'll watch it here."

As soon as Twelve left, Xuan Yijia looked at Gu Xiaodao with burning eyes.

What kind of eyes do you have... Gu Xiaodao folded his hands in front of his chest.

"Poison doctor, I want to ask you, can this long-yang disease be cured?" Xuan Yijia jumped down from the wall, rubbing his hands with a flattering expression.

Dude you are changing too fast.Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "Of course it can't be cured."

Xuan Yijia paused for a moment, then asked cautiously: "Then...can other people suffer from this disease?"

This is not a disease!Haven't heard that it's Long Yang's goodness!A fetish is good!But how can this kind of thing not be [-]! "Do you want anyone to benefit from Long Yang's benefits?"

Xuan Yijia blushed and didn't answer.

豮艸芔茻!Let the poison doctor let me dig deep! "This depends on the person, who you are, I will help you research."

"I said...you have to keep it a secret for me..."

Gu Xiaodao patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, we doctors have medical ethics."

"I asked our hall master to have this disease."

"Oh? Who is your hall master?" Great!material!ah!

Xuan Yijia paused: "...that's right, you're sick, how could I talk so much to a crazy person like you!"

Fuck, you, mother, Gu Xiaodao almost spat blood, "Wait... isn't the branch hall named after the hall master? Your hall master's name is Yin? Yao Yin?".

Xuan Yijia's face immediately turned the color of a pig's liver.

Gu Xiaodao's head appeared in his mind, a face full of stubble, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, which is so strange for youth!Speaking of which, the hall master seemed to have kicked himself.

"In a few days, I will teach you how to make your hall master get the best of Longyang, don't worry." Gu Xiaodao's expression was kind.

Xuan Yijia excitedly said: "Really, really..."

"Really, as long as you take me to the place where I used to live." Gu Xiaodao continued to be kind.

Xuan Yijia was full of regret, "Baicaotang? The hall master said that the palace master won't let you leave the bedroom."

Gu Xiaodao patted him on the shoulder, "It doesn't matter, you take me to fly in the sky, and I'll be there in a second, and then we'll stay for a while, and come back right away, no one will find out."

Xuan Yijia showed his natural disdainful expression again: "Your poor place is in the back mountain, it will take an hour just to get there."

Unexpectedly, the poison doctor is not only poor, but also lives in such a remote place!Heart!pain!

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Xuan Yijia continued to scorn the face: "Then you can't make the Hall Master feel better about Long Yang, can you?"

Gu Xiaodao resisted the urge to punch him, "I have plenty of ways, but I'm afraid you won't dare to do it."

Hope rekindled in Xuan Yijia's heart, he rubbed his hands together and said, "Tell me!"

"You strip yourself naked... lie on your hall master's bed... hey, don't go..." Gu Xiao knifed Erkang's hand, watching Xuan Yijia leave angrily.

Twelve came back from looking for food, jumped over the wall, saw Gu Xiaodao alone in the yard, and wondered, "Where is Sijiu?"

It turned out that his name was Sijiu... Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, "He went to find Liang Shanbo."

"Who is Liang Shanbo? He's leaving his post without permission! I'm going to report to the hall master!" Twelve put away the things in his hands and ran to make a small report.

If you leave, you are also AWOL!Gu Xiaodao watched them leave, and his eyes stopped on the thing wrapped in oil paper that he left behind.

It's delicious roast chicken!Yes, yes!Hehe, it's time to eat alone, Gu Xiaodao was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and he tore off layers of oil paper.

The moment Gu Xiaodao saw the contents clearly, tears became noodles.

...Damn...what is this thing?Melon seeds? ?Aren’t the big roast goose and pig’s trotter buns wrapped in oil paper in TV dramas?And melon seeds can fill the stomach! ! ! !

Is this fate?

"Suzaku! Duan Yan! Duan Duan Duan Duan! Xiao Yan Yan!" Gu Xiaodao moved a small stool from the corner of the wall, and while sitting sadly eating melon seeds, he summoned the divine beast.

He was answered by a loud and rapid drumbeat.

Bursts hit my heart!Gu Xiaodao seemed to feel the feeling of ten thousand alpacas running past in his heart, and he felt that he would spurt a mouthful of blood in the next second.

And... there seemed to be a flock of birds flying overhead?look up, see the number