Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

Taoist figures flew out from all directions, swishing past his head.

too!strong!Watch!The sight of the students attacking the cafeteria... The three big words "something to eat" came to mind immediately!Gu Xiaodao jumped up, spit out a piece of melon seed shell, and ran outside following their direction.

"Su Zhao, do you want to take advantage of the chaos and escape?!"

A loud shout overwhelmed the sound of the drum and reached Gu Xiaodao's ears. Gu Xiaodao looked back curiously, only to see a round-faced boy panting behind him.

Regardless of who Su Zhao is, this young man's speed is also slightly faster, almost catching up with him!

Gu Xiaodao's competitive spirit was inexplicably aroused, and he secretly increased his speed.

Who knew that the teenager also accelerated the speed!

Hehe, if you catch up with me, how can Lao Tzu, the No. 800 record holder in the school's 1 meters in the Winter Games, have the right to live in the world?

Gu Xiaodao adjusted his breathing and continued to accelerate.

"Su Zhao, stop..." The boy was out of breath.

Hehe, chasing people is chasing people, and you still want to run a race with me. Competitiveness is the cure for the disease!

The distance between the boy and him was getting farther and farther. Gu Xiaodao thought that it would not be easy for you, so he yelled for him: "That Su Zhao in front, just wait for that short-legged boy~"

"You've got short legs!" The boy frowned instantly.

Did it hit your sore spot?Gu Xiaodao grinned.Then his head was pushed hard, and he almost bit his own tongue while lowering his head.

"Do it!" Gu Xiaodao looked back, but what caught his eye was someone else's crotch.

How dare you step on Lao Tzu's head to borrow strength! ! !Without even thinking about it, Gu Xiaodao reached out and grabbed the crotch of the person above his head.

The person on the head groaned and fell to the ground.

Hahahahahaha!When Gu Xiaodao saw that he had succeeded, he just wanted to look up to the sky and laugh wildly, but he didn't expect that he would realize a trick that would kill him! ! ! !

"Su Zhao, your trick is too nasty!" The person who was attacked was the young man who was running with him, and the young man fell to the ground, his face flushed with incomparable resentment.

"Are you very classy if you step on my head?" Gu Xiaodao picked his nose, "Wait, who is Su Zhao?"

The young man raised his head and gritted his teeth: "It's not you, a bastard, or someone! You...how come you are dressed like this...?"

Gu Xiaodao moved the sheet around his waist, and said seriously: "It's so cool. There's also a young man, you mistook someone, my name is Gu Xiaodao."

The young man couldn't bear to look directly at his attire, turned his head away and said, "When you got sick last time, you clearly said that your name was Su Zhao!"

Hahahahahaha!Young man, are you naturally dumb or slow down!Can you believe what you say when you are sick?Gu Xiaodao was rolling with laughter, but his face was full of sincerity, and he repeated again: "Impossible, my name is Gu Xiaodao, even if the name needs to have 'Zhao', I will also be called Zhan Zhao."

"Obviously... Cough, he also called you Su Zhao!" The young man felt aggrieved.

"Who is he? Who are you?" Seeing the young man's surprised face, he hesitated to speak, Gu Xiaodao nodded: "That's right, I'm a little seriously ill this time, and I can't remember you guys."

"...I am the right protector." The young man looked at him suspiciously and revealed his identity.

Gu Xiaodao suddenly realized: "I said that I always feel that there is something missing in your Jiuyun Palace. It turns out that you lack a right protector! I didn't expect you to be so young and promising, admiring you! You haven't answered me who 'he' is .”

The protector on the right spoke stiffly: "...Qiu Sanyue."

Oh hehe, there is a story that needs to be read in depth.

"Of course, does that person know me?" Gu Xiaodao was possessed by a gossip reporter.

Protector Right sighed, "Forget it, since you forgot, forget it, no wonder you didn't succeed in my design to test you before."

Um?Design heuristics?The armrests of chairs all over the place appeared in Gu Xiaodao's mind, and a spark flashed in his heart, what the hell! !It turns out that you came up with that stupid idea! ! !I have made a mistake in blaming the Palace Mistress! !

"You are always a scourge, even if you are sick, don't be careless! Just in case you want to take advantage of the chaos and escape, just follow me for now." The right protector made a decision without waiting for him to think about it.

Gu Xiaodao looked at the empty sky and sighed: "The canteen is going to run out of food."

The right protector wondered, "What canteen?"

Gu Xiaodao was even more surprised: "Huh? Wasn't the sound of the drum just now a signal for your Jiuyun Palace to start dinner?"

"...that's a summoning order, and it will only sound when someone attacks the mountain." The right protector said "what are you thinking".

Gu Xiaodao wanted to cry so much, he was so hungry that he was so overcompensated.

"Good Guardian You, can you take me to find something to eat? No melon seeds and peanuts, no vegetables and fruits, just roast chicken and goose with rice."

The right protector said: "Once the convening order is issued, the four protectors of the left and right must be present. If we are late, the elder brother will be unhappy."

"Who is your elder brother?" Gu Xiaodao was weak.

Right Protector said casually: "Palace Master."

Palace Lord! ! ! !And brother! ! !Gu Xiaodao raised his head and scrutinized the protector right. This guy has a round face and round eyes, he is stupid, he doesn't look like a Palace Master at all! ! !

After the shock, Gu Xiaodao returned his attention to the issue of food: "Go to the meeting, tell me where the kitchen is, and I will get food myself."

Protector You refused straight away: "No, you must follow me."

Follow you and have nothing to eat! ! "Then why don't you take me to the kitchen and ask me to pack something to eat there??!" If you refuse again, I will have my stomach pierced in front of you!

The right protector reluctantly nodded, "Okay, it's just that my lightness kung fu is a bit bad, and I was hit by Hua Gong San before. It's no problem to fly alone, but you won't know if you bring it with you."

Gu Xiaodao was surprised and said: "You got Hua Gong San?"

The right protector's eyes dimmed.

"Um... I downloaded it? I'm sorry, I don't remember the formula for the antidote. I'll look for it when I go to Baicao Hall someday." It turns out that Duan Yan's prescription for Hua Gong San is to cure his younger brother. !good!feel!people!At the same time, I actually felt a little guilty in my heart, shit, it's obviously not my fault, guilty shit!

"It's okay, brother has already told me that you forgot the antidote formula after you fell ill. Besides, the person who gave the medicine was not you, but... Qiu Sanyue took your medicine in brother's tea, and I accidentally drank it."

It's just... that simple? "So I didn't download Hua Gong San?"

"Ah."

Fuck! ! ! ! "Then why should I be a traitor!" Gu Xiaodao felt that he was whitewashed in an instant.

"The spies eavesdropped on the news that Qiu Sanyue wants you to abolish your elder brother's meridians today."

"Then... I succeeded?"

The right protector shook his head: "Who would have thought that you were ill today, besides, the elder brother did not have Chinese medicine, so naturally he would not let you have that kind of opportunity."

So I didn't do anything at all, and I got the title of a traitor! ? "How do you know that Qiu Sanyue and I were not pretending to be false before the onset of the disease?" Gu Xiaodao was a little excited, the truth turned out to be like this! !It's about to be punished, isn't it!

Protector You glanced at him, shook his head firmly, "Impossible, the relationship you have with him is definitely not falsehood!"

That!kind!close!Tie!Gu Xiaodao trembled, and asked weakly: "What kind of relationship is that relationship..."

But the right protector didn't want to mention it again, "Forget it and forget it, you want to eat, I'll take you there right away." After finishing speaking, he hung Gu Xiaodao by his waist and jumped onto the roof .

Forget about peat! !Quickly tell me what the relationship between me and Qiu Sanyue is! ! !Nima Sijiu's gossip about having a crush on the hall master is not one-third as exciting as her own! ! ! !During Gu Xiaodao's various struggles, he was immediately frightened by the sound of something shattering.

Looking up, I saw the right guardian's foot kicking the eaves and stepping on the tiles, the tiles were splashed everywhere he passed, but he continued to move forward without changing his expression.

When he was about to jump to the opposite roof, Gu Xiaodao felt a chill in his heart for no reason.

The right protector took a few steps back and leaped into the air.

The two fell heavily on the roof, and then rolled down.

"..." Gu Xiaodao was frightened, this fate must be on the ground! ! !He thought that Protector You's sentence "I'm not good at lightness kung fu" was a sign of modesty, but he didn't expect that it was more than just bad!Just getting started!

Fortunately, at the critical moment, the protector on the right made an eagle catch the rabbit hand, grabbed the bed sheet around Gu Xiaodao's waist, and slowed down the speed of descent.But the bed was tied casually, and when he grabbed it like that, it immediately came loose.

Gu Xiaodao only felt a slight chill in his crotch. When he landed, he instinctively rolled over, and then his butt landed heavily.

The author has something to say: Gu Xiaodao: I haven't even finished five chapters... orz

☆、Six decent things

This world is full of malice... Gu Xiaodao was lying on the ground, crying in pain, crying ghosts and wolves.

The right guardian fell to the ground, rolled a few times like a bear somersaulting, barely stood up, and said timidly to him: "You... are you okay?"

"..." Do you still want to expect me to say it's okay? !Gu Xiaodao continued howling, then tilted his head and closed his eyes.

The Right Protector paused as he walked towards him, and said quietly, "Why did another one fall to his death? It must be this Huagong Powder..."

Gu Xiaodao had a lot of hecks in his heart, don't make Hua Gong San wrong! !You can still kill people without the Chinese Medicine Gong San. Thank you! ! !

"If elder brother knows, he will blame me for using lightness kung fu without authorization."

Is it just to blame you for using lightness kung fu without authorization?And what about caring for the dead? !

Right Protector: "It's better to destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces and then say that the poison doctor has escaped..."

Young man... Is your dark heart worthy of your innocent round face?Gu Xiaodao was afraid that he would tear himself to pieces when he came up, so he sat up quickly, but when he got up too hard, his ass was involved, and he blurted out: "Damn!!! My ass!!!"

The right guard was stunned when he saw his cheating corpse, but after hearing his wailing, his face suddenly turned red, he was at a loss and said, "I...I'm not good at this..."

"..." Congratulations to Protector You for winning the title of 【Dirty Heart】!Gu Xiaodao is very sad, there is another pure and good boy missing in the world.

Seeing that he was silent, Guardian You continued to be at a loss: "You...you put on your clothes first..."

Gu Xiaodao smiled at him, "The only thing I can hide my shame from is in your hands."

The right guardian immediately reacted and quickly threw the bed sheet in his hand.

Gu Xiaodao struggled to get up, and fastened the bed sheet with grinning teeth.

You Hufa turned his face away, as if he could no longer look directly at him, "You... aren't you cold?"

"It's not cold." After speaking, he sneezed loudly.Depend on……

"..." The right protector silently took off his outer shirt and handed it over.

The atmosphere is a little strange, you look a little shy, Guardian Right, Gu Xiaodao waved his hand impatiently: "No need, I am not so delicate, thank you, hurry up and pack some roast chicken, sir You're going to starve to death!"

The Right Protector hurriedly said: "Oh...you wait for me." Then he jumped up to the roof clumsily, stepping on broken tiles and leaving.

Gu Xiao looked up at the sky and was speechless.

After a while, the right protector rolled down from the roof with his arms full.

"..." Fuck it, nothing happened! !Undead creatures are really scary...

"Look, grilled chicken." The right protector stood up, excitedly holding up the thing in his hand.

The smell of grilled chicken! !Gu Xiaodao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and leaned over.

Guardian You put the roast chicken aside, and handed over another item in his hand with a shy expression: "I brought you a suit."

Don't look at me like something happened to us!Eating is more important than clothing now!Gu Xiaodao turned over the clothes in his hand, "How do you wear these clothes?"

The right guardian was stunned for half a second, and his expression immediately returned to normal. This sentence reminded him of the fact that the poison doctor was insane.

"Hey, what's that look on your face... These are pants?" Although I feel used to seeing other people wearing ancient costumes, I don't know how to wear them at all!

Protector You expressed disbelief: "You really don't even know how to wear clothes...?"

This sentence is simply asking: Are you mentally retarded?

Gu Xiaodao nodded: "Yes, I don't know how to wear it." Yes, I am mentally retarded!

The protector on the right sighed, and pointed at the side with a slightly disgusted expression: "That's the obscene trousers association obscene clothes."

Gu Xiaodao looked even more disgusted: "Is the reason you look so disgusted because you wore it?"

The right protector's eyes were round and round: "I hate that you don't know how to wear clothes!! These clothes are all new!!!"

"Okay, I'm just asking, your eyeballs are about to fall out!"

"..."

After struggling for a long time, Gu Xiaodao finally put on his clothes, swung his wide sleeves and said, "Is it true that you won't suffer from heat stroke if you dress like this in summer?"

Protector You didn't bother to talk to him anymore.

Gu Xiaodao quickly picked up the authentic roast chicken wrapped in oil paper next to it, and peeled off his idiot face.

"Eat in the main hall!"

Gu Xiaodao slowly wrapped the grilled chicken again, thinking to himself, how come the people in Jiuyun Palace have changed their faces so quickly, the right protector who was shy just now is now cold and indifferent.

The right protector ignored him and reached out to grab his collar.

Fuck, don't be too familiar with this action!Gu Xiaodao lowered his head reflexively, dodging the hand.

hahahahahahahahahahaha! !Do you want to hold Laozi's collar and fly a kite again? !Think beautifully! !

The right protector looked anxious: "Don't make trouble, we have to leave quickly."

Gu Xiaodao shook his head violently: "Don't make trouble, I will die if I don't get your lightness skill."

"I'll be careful this time."

Who really believes it!

The two were in a stalemate, when a red shadow flashed on the roof, Suzaku stood beside them silently, and respectfully said: "Master Right Protector, Palace Master sent you over."

Look, it's light work when people land silently and agilely!What you do by rolling to the ground is called an accident!

Gu Xiaodao saw the inexplicable kindness of the beast, and before he had time to say hello to him, he only heard a sentence of "offended, protect the law", and then he was picked up and held between his arms. half empty.

Didn't he offend the Right Protector?Is Lao Tzu a commodity? !Gu Xiaodao was angry in his heart, but when he raised his eyes and saw the right protector facing the same encounter, his mind was balanced.

Is the Right Protector also treated like this hahahaha! !

Thinking about it carefully, Suzaku has played the role of transportation several times for so long!

This Suzaku-jun is basically a humanoid vehicle, hahahaha! !

Is this the end of a good Qinggong?

"What are you laughing at!" You Hufa felt that he had lost face, and his round face was flushed.

I'm not laughing at you, what are you talking about!Gu Xiaodao gave him a blank look.

The right protector also gave him a hard look.

Gu Xiaodao stared back.

Amidst the enmity between the two, Suzaku has landed steadily.

"Why are you late?" A cold question floated into Gu Xiaodao's ears.

Looking up, the palace lord sat on the throne of Nine Snakes with his legs crossed, his expression was unhappy, and his clothes were very eye-catching.Behind them are the four great beasts, next to them are the three hall masters, and some other people.

Turn your head and look, damn it! !The square in front of the palace is densely packed with people, the key is that so many people don't make a sound! ! ! !

The protector on the right looked very pale, and knelt down on one leg: "This subordinate knows his mistake, the poison doctor made a fuss about eating roast chicken, so there was a delay."

豮艸芔茻... a living bitch! !Didn't you volunteer to take the roast chicken? !The main reason for being late isn't that you are bad at light work! ! !

The Palace Master glanced over with sarcasm, and Gu Xiaodao immediately hugged the roast chicken in his arms tightly, look at it! !

Wait, the building behind him looks familiar... Isn't that the palace full of corpses before? ? ? ?

Thinking of the bad scene, Gu Xiaodao was not even in the mood to eat roast chicken! !

"Forget it." The corner of the Palace Master's mouth raised, "Ju Hua, where have those decent people gone?"

The bald head said: "We are almost at the peak."

The palace lord waved his hand: "Okay, the formation at the door has been withdrawn, and you guys go and kill it to your heart's content."

Fuck!This sentence is so cruel!Calling people to go shopping why is it like a reward! !Is it really a man to go to a foreign war after going through a civil war just this morning? ?

The key is that the people in the square were extremely excited and rushed towards the door in a mighty way.

Gu Xiaodao shuddered, as expected of a cult... his brain circuits are different from ordinary people.

"Aren't you going to take a look?" The Palace Master looked at Gu Xiaodao with a smile.

"Hehe, I won't go." Gu Xiaodao politely refused.What's so good about shopping with each other?

Yao Yin on the side laughed and said: "The poison doctor has no power to restrain a chicken, and he can't do poison now, so don't send him to death!"

"In this way, it seems useless to keep the poison doctor." The palace owner frowned.

Fuck! !Dead beard! !Believe it or not, I told someone to explode your ass!

"I just forgot for a while, maybe I can find the formula of Hua Gong San antidote when I go back to Baicao Hall." By the way, find some poisons to deal with you.Then find some strong aphrodisiacs for Sijiu, and fulfill his wish to let the hall master get the goodness of Longyang.

Big Hu stubble showed a contemptuous face like a husband and wife with Sijiu: "You used to claim that you have an excellent photographic memory, and you can remember everything you have seen in your mind, and you can't write it down at all! It's a pity that your brain is not working well now, let alone we had a long time ago. I searched your place and found nothing."

What! !Poison doctors also have the ability to have a photographic memory! !Why didn't I? ?Gu Xiaodao fell into self-loathing.

The palace lord smiled slightly: "Okay, now that the enemy is at hand, let's put these things aside for now, you go ahead, I'm going back to the bedroom first."

Everyone: "Congratulations to the leader!"

"..." Isn't the enemy at hand? ? ?Shouldn't you tense your nerves and go to meet the enemy at this time? ?What is the situation where the core characters are chatting here, and the palace master is going back to the palace to sleep! ! !

Does it show that decent people are weak? ? ?

Just as Duan Yan stood up, a roar suddenly came from a distance: "Duan Devil! Take your life!"

I saw a person coming through the air holding a sword, and the sword pointed directly at Duan Yan's forehead.

The speed and the fierceness of the moves are all in an instant.

The guardians and hall masters were stunned, and went to stop the move one after another.

Duan Yan showed a cruel smile, waved away the person blocking the move, and then waved his left sleeve to defuse the person's offensive, and then circled the long sword with his right hand to grab the person's life gate.

In the blink of an eye, the two had exchanged more than a hundred moves.

Is there any live martial arts? ! !No special effects, no fast forward, is there any real master trick! !Gu Xiaodao was so excited, he took out the roast chicken in his arms, and watched while eating.

The aroma of grilled chicken is wafting.

The swordsman slowed down his moves, and his belly rang earth-shatteringly.

Taking advantage of this gap, the palace lord became more ruthless and hit the swordsman's chest with a powerful palm.

The swordsman took a few steps back after being photographed, gave Gu Xiaodao a bitter look, turned and fled.

"..." Decent is really hard and so sad!Gu Xiaodao silently lit a candle for them.

☆、Seven lives or something

The author has something to say: Let me explain [Big broadcast: Qiu Sanyue and Gu Xiaodao definitely have no affair!Qiu Sanyue and Gu Xiaodao absolutely have no affair! ! !

Don't worry everyone...orz

"Finally, a more powerful one came out, and he was beaten away just like that!!"

Gu Xiaodao took two steps back, shit, why do you all look at me with such hatred! !Isn't it good to run away? ?

"What kind of roast chicken are you eating at this time!" Qinglong stared excitedly at the roast chicken in Gu Xiaodao's hand, and the big knife in his hand creaked.

Gu Xiaodao reluctantly swallowed a mouthful of meat: "...I think...you can set up a few banquet tables next time, and then fight after entertaining them..."

Duan Yan nodded appreciatively: "This method is good."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." You are a nouveau riche! !

The stubble stroked his beard, pretending to be thinking, and said: "Master, I think there should be a lot of masters this time, do you want to wait?"

"Alright, ask someone to make something to eat, and wait while you eat." Duan Yan sat back on the throne and crossed his legs.

The person next to him answered "Yes" and hurried down to pass on the message.

Gu Xiaodao's eyes lit up, again!have!eat!of!up!

Duan Yan sneered: "Why are you excited, haven't you eaten it before?"

Gu Xiaodao turned around and wrapped the third-eaten roast chicken in oil paper and stuffed it into his bosom, then turned back and said seriously: "The roast chicken is greasy, you will get tired after two bites."

Big Hu stubble sneered and said, "It's good to have something to eat, what else can I choose!"

Shut up, faggot!Sooner or later, you will be fucked! !

Gu Xiaodao rolled his eyes: "You all treat me like this because you think I'm a traitor."

Duan Yan propped his chin with one hand, with a half-smile: "Isn't it?"

"Of course not. The Right Protector has already told me that Hua Gong San was not made by me."

Duan Yan blinked: "I didn't say you did it."

Release, discharge...?Gu Xiaodao shuddered all over, his legs went limp, why would a man look like a woman! !Pinching his thigh, Gu Xiaodao forced himself to cheer up: "Then why did you blame me in the first place!!"

"Because you made this medicine. If you didn't make it, those people wouldn't use it to persecute me, and I wouldn't have to pretend to be a body weight loss to be tormented by them wantonly." Palace Master Very reasonable.

"..." It wasn't Lao Tzu who made it!I can't tell the pain, I'm so aggrieved! ! !

"But it's not me who gave the medicine, that's an ironclad fact!" Gu Xiaodao's gaze was firm.

Hu Zha looked contemptuously: "Even if you didn't use Hua Gong San, but you went to the dungeon today to persecute the Palace Master under the order of the lackey, isn't that a traitor?!"

what to do?I can't wait to call Sijiu to kill/kill him... Gu Xiaodao looked innocent: "I didn't persecute the Palace Master."

Big stubble with an angry face: "You just happened to have an illness!"

Gu Xiaodao crossed his hands: "No, I still have a little memory of what happened before I got sick. I feel like I'm here to save the Palace Master!"

Duan Yan raised her eyebrows: "Save Ben Gong?"

"Maybe it's like this: In fact, I have long seen that Qiu Sanyue is ambitious, so I approached him with humiliation, pretending to submit to him, and obeying him on the surface, but in fact it was hypocrisy."

Duan Yan still had a half-smile: "It doesn't make sense, since you already found out, why didn't you report it to Bengong?"

"...Maybe I wanted to tell you, but he found out?"

The palace lord didn't believe it at all, and said with a low smile: "He found out, are you still alive?"

Gu Xiaodao let out a long sigh: "Who told me to have that kind of relationship with him!"

Deathly silence.

Everyone has weird expressions.

It's so sad, don't they... they don't know?Gu Xiaodao felt that he had sold a big fool!

The palace lord said with a dark face, "What's your relationship with him?"

Gu Xiaodao looked at Guardian You angrily, "Yes, what is my relationship with him?"

The right protector who shrank aside had a very melancholy expression.

Melancholic peat worms! ! !talk! !Say it, bastard! ! !

The Palace Master's face darkened even more, and he said coldly, "Duan Yu, tell me."

Duan Yu?Isn't that the little prince of Dali described by Jin Yong?How can someone have such a round face, such a round face is obviously the new version of Little Dragon Girl!

The right protector took a step forward, with a sad tone: "I once saw Qiu Sanyue and the poison doctor in Sanliting... having sex..."

dog!combine!Fuck! !so! ! "I exploded his ass?" Gu Xiaodao felt thunder rolling from the sky.

The right guard's tone became even more sad: "I saw him pressing you down..."

"..." Gu Xiaodao couldn't calm down for a long time! !There is no mistake! !I'm attacking! !No... I'm not gay, I'm just a pure rotten boy.

"Am... am I resisting?" I really want to cry...

"No... right..." Protector You had an expression of "don't ask me any more".

Oh my god!What a crime!

"So, you must be a traitor." The palace lord's expression was completely gloomy.

So scary, so scary! !Gu Xiaodao wants to say that I rely on my body to obtain information, but this is too cheap, I can't say it at all! !It's better to be silent, a traitor is better than a bitch...

"You admit it?" The palace lord narrowed his eyes, his stunning face was full of murderous intent.

Gu Xiaodao shuddered, thinking to himself, why don't I tell the truth that I came here through time travel, I'm so tired of cosplaying! !

"Palace Master, kill this traitor!" The big beard stubble was possessed by the coaxing king.

"kill him!"

"kill him!"

"Kill kill kill!"

"..."

There was a lot of noise in his ears, Gu Xiaodao stood there blankly, looking at Duan Yan on the throne with unfocused eyes.

Duan Yan's cruelty and decisiveness when he killed Zhang Yue in the morning seemed to be vivid again.

He will kill him.

The short time he got along made him feel that this cult was stupid and stupid, thinking that he could survive here with his smart modern mind, so he didn't even have the idea of ​​​​running away.But he forgot that no matter how stupid they are, they are always people in the rivers and lakes.Used to killing, used to killing.

Gu Xiaodao resigned to his fate and closed his eyes.

"I feel that since he has such a relationship with Qiu Sanyue, he might as well use him to draw Qiu Sanyue out."

豮艸芔茻! ! !I'm ready to die, you just say this! ! !

Gu Xiaodao looked at Duan Yan with tears of gratitude, but saw the ghostly smile on the other side.

"Poison doctor, I will give you a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds. As long as you can lure Qiu Sanyue out, I will let the past go." Duan Yan smiled slightly, but there was no smile in his deep eyes .

"How?" Gu Xiaodao had a bad premonition.

"Come here, drag the poison doctor down, cut off his hands and feet, and hang him at the foot of the mountain."

"..." People work! ! ! ! !

"What if Qiu Sanyue doesn't come???" Gu Xiaodao waved away the two guards who came to drag him, shouting desperately.

Duan Yan chuckled: "Not coming? If you don't come, you won't come."

Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "It's better to kill me."

"You want to die?" Duan Yan seemed puzzled.

Gu Xiaodao straightened his chest: "People are mortal, so keep your loyal heart to illuminate the moon!" I am really sorry for the Chinese teacher.

"You want to die, but I will not let you die. How about this, you go down the mountain and find Qiu Sanyue within three days, and I will spare your life."

"Constant hands and feet?"

"It won't hurt you at all."

"make a deal!"

☆, eight down the mountain or something

Gu Xiaodao walked on the path in the mountains.

In her arms is half a roast chicken and a firework.

"When you find Qiu Sanyue, light this firework." This is what the Palace Master said to him before leaving.

They didn't give him medicine such as "if you don't come back in three days, your whole body will rot", and didn't say anything threatening to him.

When Gu Xiaodao asked questions such as "You are not afraid of me running away", the Palace Mistress just snorted coldly.

So in this kind of resentment that "you didn't take me seriously", Suzaku took him to Jiuyun Palace.

Is there really no missing program?

However, after walking the mountain road for a long time, he suddenly realized a very serious problem: he had no idea what Qiu Sanyue looked like! ! !

In this world where you need Baidu, no computers, Weibo, mobile phones, inquires, and no acquaintances, can you really find someone?

Looking back at the mountain road that had traveled more than half, a great idea suddenly popped up in Gu Xiaodao's heart: Anyway, the palace master is so cold and cruel that he can't eat it, so he might as well run away!Join the righteous Baidao and become a hero with friends all over the world!Let's marry another wife who is as beautiful as the Palace Master!

Wait, didn't that mean marrying a hag?No, the point is why do you want to be like the Palace Master?

Gu Xiaodao shuddered and slapped himself hard.

"This little brother..." A voice suddenly rang in my ears.

Gu Xiaodao was taken aback, and slapped the owner of the voice with his backhand.

"..." The man was stunned.

"Hug, sorry!" Gu Xiaodao withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

The man was in his thirties, wearing a long washed white robe, and looked like a scholar, he covered his face when he was beaten, and said after a long time: "No, it doesn't matter."

Emma has a good temper!Gu Xiaodao was instantly full of affection for him: "What's your business, brother?"

The scholar said politely, "Are you from Jiuyun Palace?"

Thinking of the crowd of people fighting to the death at the gate of the palace, Gu Xiaodao's first reaction was: This guy is also a decent person who came to fight, right?So he said firmly, "No."

The scholar wondered: "But the clothes you are wearing are from Jiuyun Palace."

"Hehehe, the style is the same."

"Nine auspicious clouds are embroidered on the cuff, which is the symbol of Jiuyun Palace."

"No, no, it's just a symbol of long-term auspiciousness!"

"Nine Cloud Palace is written on the back of the clothes..."

"..." Which idle person designed these clothes? ?

"I'm really not from Jiuyun Palace, you find someone else to fight!" Gu Xiaodao waved his hand, with an olive branch in his heart, and continued running on the mountain road without looking back.

"... I said brother, can you let go?" Gu Xiaodao looked at the person holding his thigh speechlessly, while moving with difficulty.let go!It's easy to pull eggs when walking like this! !

After hearing this, the scholar tightened his arms around his thigh, "Brother, I have been waiting here for half a year, and I sincerely want to enter Jiuyun Palace. Please do me a favor and bring me into the palace!"

"..." Oh my god!Someone actually wants to join a brutal cult? ?What kind of mentality is this!Gu Xiaodao felt that it was necessary to give this misguided uncle a thought lesson.

"Brother, I think you are broad-minded, and you must have some ambitions. Why don't you join the righteous white way and fight for righteousness?"

The scholar was taken aback for a moment, and said seriously: "Bai Dao is so poor!"

Fuck!Do you have to be so realistic in life! ! "... People are poor, but their ambitions cannot be short! Is it worth giving up your position for things outside of you?"

The scholar nodded, "It's worth it."

"Damn... If you walk this road all the way to the end, you'll be Jiuyun Palace, hurry up and get out." Gu Xiaodao shook his legs vigorously.

The scholar hugged tightly: "Please, brother, take me through the Nine Cloud Formation!"

"What is that?" Gu Xiaodao continued to shake his legs.

The scholar followed Gu Xiaodao's ups and downs: "Huh, you don't know? How did you get out of the Nine Clouds Formation?"

"I was picked up by someone, you can wait for half a year." Gu Xiaodao bent down to break the man's hand.Wait a minute, he has been waiting here for half a year... Gu Xiaodao looked around the barren mountains, and suddenly felt very gloomy.

"You... have been waiting here for half a year without eating or drinking?"

The scholar thought for a while: "Yes."

Fuck you! ! !Gu Xiaodao's hairs stood on end, "So you you you you..."

"That's right, entering Jiuyun Palace was my greatest wish during my lifetime. For this wish, I'm not afraid of death."

"..." Isn't this a martial arts? Why does Mao have something mysterious? ? ?

"Is Amitabha useful to you? Or...卍解!!" Gu Xiaodao imagined that he pulled out the butcher's knife behind him, and slashed at the scholar.

The scholar looked up at him curiously.

屮艸芔茻, can you give me some feedback? "Good and evil will be rewarded...the way of heaven is reincarnation...don't believe me...look up..."

The scholar raised his head silently.

"Heaven! Forgive! Excuse me! Who!" Gu Xiaodao kicked the scholar hard, turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "There is a wronged person and a debtor, hurry home and find my mother!!!"

"Little Brother...Little...Brother..." The resentful echo echoed in the woods.

When we got down the mountain, it was completely dark.

There are little lights not far away, it should be a small town.

Plum wine!Sauce beef!Rivers and lakes!swordsman!Thinking of these makes me burn! !

Gu Xiaodao ran towards the small town face to face.

Restaurants, supper stalls, inns, hawkers, pedestrians.

...None of these.

The whole town is closed and closed, only a few dim lanterns hanging at the door, swaying in the evening wind.

No matter how you look at it, be cautious! !

Gu Xiaodao touched the fireworks in his arms, or else he would go back to Jiuyun Palace. At the moment his hands and feet were cut off, he angered the Palace Master, and then he was beaten to death by the Palace Master. Hahaha, it is a happy ending.

No!I haven't become a hero yet, I haven't had friends all over the world, and I haven't married a beautiful little shou, no wife!Even if I have nothing, I still have dreams!

Perhaps through this barren land, there is a metropolis ahead?

"Do you know why there is no one here?" A faint voice sounded behind him.

"..." Will it be a scruffy girl with ketchup on her face, cigarette stains on her teeth, and hair that hasn't been washed in [-] years?Gu Xiaodao felt that his legs were a little soft, is there still time for calcium supplementation?

"Because the lord of Jiuyun Palace was banned, news of Zuo Guardian's rebellion