Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

The news has already spread all over the world, and the people of Baidao will naturally take advantage of it in the name of eradicating the evil. The people in Evil Town don't want to be implicated, and they all moved a few days ago. "

How familiar is this voice!

Gu Xiaodao turned his head suddenly, and sure enough, he saw a man dressed as a scholar.

Is this the legendary ghost that will haunt you forever if you don't help him fulfill his wish?

"When a person dies, the heart should be at peace. Go to reincarnation, uncle." Gu Xiaodao kept looking back.

The scholar's body froze, and his voice trembled: "I, there is... behind me? Who are you talking to?"

"..." Can you please have the dignity of being a ghost?

The scholar turned his head and saw no one, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Little brother, I thought about it, you may be on a mission when you go down the mountain, why don't I be your companion on the way, and when you complete the mission, you can take me into the mountain. Jiuyun Palace is here!"

Obsession!Did I agree? ?Are you jumping for joy? ?Gu Xiaodao said expressionlessly: "I don't need a companion, really."

"I'm still somewhat useful." The scholar tried to persuade him.

"Do you have any strange skills?" For example, turning into a scruffy girl with ketchup on her face, teeth, cigarette stains and hair that hasn't been washed for a hundred and eight years scares people to death?

"Strange skill? I haven't learned any famous tricks, and the paper fan in my hand is easy to use." After speaking, he opened the fan with a clatter and shook it twice.

"...haha." Who knows how to fan.

Seeing his reaction, the scholar was a little embarrassed: "Little brother, haven't you heard of 'Scholar without a book fan'?"

"No." Gu Xiaodao replied affirmatively.

The scholar was very disappointed, "What about the 'Jing Tang Yi Shu Bai Xiao Sheng'?"

Gu Xiaodao shook his head: "I'm sorry for not being familiar with ancient poetry."

"Sure enough, I haven't even made a name for myself?" The scholar squatted on the ground and drew circles as if he had been hit hard.

Don't you think the gesture of drawing circles is outdated?Gu Xiaodao said impatiently: "Everyone is dead, fame and fortune have long been a thing of the past, what are you fussing about! Could you be reincarnated if I take you to Jiuyun Palace?"

The scholar raised his face: "Why reincarnate? I'm not dead."

"……"not dead?not dead! ! !

"Then you tell me that you have been on the mountain without eating or drinking for half a year? You also said that entering the Jiuyun Palace was your greatest wish in life? Ah?! Is it fun to play the young master?" Gu Xiaodao walked up in two or three steps, pulling He punched hard.

The scholar avoided it easily, and said with an innocent face: "I thought you were testing me! And my name is indeed Shen Qian! The one who appeals, the one who is Qiankun."

You are innocent! !Gu Xiaodao hit him several times without hitting him, and said angrily: "You go!"

"You haven't taken me to Jiuyun Palace yet, I will always follow you." The scholar said seriously.

How could there be such an annoying person!

Gu Xiaodao said angrily: "Whatever you want!" He quickened his pace and walked forward.

"Brother, where are you going?" The scholar followed behind him at the same speed.

"Of course it's so late to find an inn to sleep in!" Gu Xiaodao speeded up again.

"But all the inns here are closed." The scholar followed him in a leisurely manner.

Damn, why does it feel like participating in a walking race!Gu Xiaodao said unhappily: "Then sleep on the street!"

The scholar laughed: "My house is nearby, brother, do you want to rest for a night?"

"..." Don't say it earlier! ! !Gu Xiaodao's facial expression eased, and he showed a flattering smile: "Then interrupt!"

The scholar was taken aback by that smile, and it took him a long time to arrive: "Okay... little brother, come with me..."

☆、Nine on the road or something

Through alleys one after another.

Over the walls of one family after another.

Gu Xiaodao hesitated to speak.

Shen Gan opened the door and walked out, and said to Gu Xiaodao who was standing outside with a dull expression: "Oh hehe, this is not my house either, brother, don't worry, I'll be there soon."

Why do you climb in through the wall of someone else's house, and then come out through the gate swaggeringly?

Do you really know where your home is?

Gu Xiaodao was about to go crazy, he pressed his shoulder and said seriously: "It's better to sleep on the street."

Shen Gan also put his hands on his shoulders, and said seriously: "Brother, don't worry, there is no one in the town anyway, and I really can't find my house. We can live in someone else's house, and I will definitely let you sleep on the street!"

"..." So you really can't find your home, right?

"Cheer up, maybe the next house will be my house." The scholar lifted his clothes and was about to jump on the wall of the next house, when he paused suddenly: "This house seems to be my house."

Gu Xiaodao gave up all hope and looked at him coldly.

Shen Gan said anxiously: "Really, look, the door of my house is always open." He pointed to the house with the door wide open.

"Accommodating the world with open arms?" Gu Xiaodao poked his head to look, only to hear the rustling of iron chains on the other side of the door, followed by a "barking" sound, and a black shadow sprang out, scaring him back a few steps.

Fuck! !It's actually Wang Xingren!With the dim light, it is barely recognizable as a Chinese pastoral puppy.

The puppy was tied by an iron chain, and one of them rushed towards Gu Xiaodao, but couldn't catch it, so it could only grin its teeth and bark.

"You still have a dog!" Gu Xiaodao was delighted to see it, and teased the little guy with his feet.

Shen Gan walked over with the lantern at the door, "Yes, I'm sorry to scare you, it does this to strangers." After speaking, he stretched out his hand to pat the puppy's head.The puppy let out a snort in its throat, then turned its head and bit the hand, biting the sleeve squarely.

"..." Hehehe, it doesn't seem to be familiar with you, does it?

"What's its name? If you try to call its name, it should let go." Gu Xiaodao was full of doubts about whether this was his home.

With an expression of "it's just so naughty", Shen Qian stroked the puppy and said with a smile, "His name is Xiao Huang. Xiao Huang, can you let go of your mouth?"

The dog paused, and hung all four legs on his arm, biting even more ferociously.

Fuck!Xiao Huang's random name is based on the color of his fur, right?Why does it look angrier?Gu Xiaodao cast a sympathetic look.

Shen Gan still didn't change his face, he just said: "This is the humble house, brother, come in quickly."

Is it really your home?Gu Xiaodao walked in hesitantly.It is an ordinary yard with flowers and plants.

Shen Gan on the other end was still tugging at his bitten sleeve.

However, that little dog was so arrogant, with its front paws scratching the ground, and its head pulled back, it would not let go.

With a stab, Shen Qian's sleeve was cut in two.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gu Xiaodao gloated, "Broken sleeve!"

The puppy played happily with a piece of sleeve in its mouth. Shen Qian put the exposed arm behind his back and said shyly, "How do you know I have a broken sleeve?"

"..." I mean your sleeve is broken, okay? !Gu Xiaodao said angrily, "Where do I sleep?"

Shen Qian thought for a while: "Look at which room has a bed, just sleep for one night."

Is this really your home? !Gu Xiaodao said with a chuckle: "I'm a guest, so it's not easy to wander around the master's house? Just tell me which room I can sleep in."

"First room on the left."

Gu Xiaodao walked over and pushed open the door, took a lantern to shine a light on, "This place is full of sundries, I'm afraid it won't be able to accommodate me."

Shen Gan pushed open the door of the next room with an apologetic face, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw a bed: "I misremembered, this is the guest room. Let's wash up and sleep."

Gu Xiaodao: "Us?"

Shen Qian: "That's right, there is only one room in my house with a bed."

Gu Xiaodao: "...you just said that this is a guest room."

Shen Gan laughed: "Just kidding, little brother go to bed early." Then he flashed out.

Mom, the people here are so strange!Gu Xiaodao watched him go out, and after hastily washed and washed, he lay down on the bed.

The bed is very hard, the quilt is not soft, but there is a bed anyway!Gu Xiaodao grunted a few words, wrapped in the quilt, unable to hold back the exhaustion of his body, and fell into a deep sleep.

It was a very long sleep.

Gu Xiaodao was dazzled by the bright sun as soon as he woke up, and when he sat up and saw someone sitting by the window, he almost rolled under the bed in fright.

Eye-catching clothes, eye-catching face, is it the Palace Master or who?

Gu Xiaodao's first reaction was to shrink into a corner, hugging his head and shouting: "It's not three days yet!!!"

Duan Yan sneered: "I have repented, so I came to take your life in advance, can't I?"

屮艸芔茻, fuck /your/mother/'s moodiness! !Gu Xiaodao exploded in an instant: "Hurry up and kill me, lest you always worry about my life, and those who don't know think you have a crush on me!"

Duan Yan smiled instead of anger: "Look at your appearance, you are quite similar to the dog at the door."

What the hell are you like a dog!Gu Xiaodao was about to rush up and bite him.Wait, "You sent someone to follow me?"

The palace lord smiled disdainfully: "You? Is it necessary."

You really didn't take me seriously!One day I will shock you!

"It's been a day and you haven't left Wicked Town. I'm very worried about whether you can find Qiu Sanyue."

Gu Xiaodao thought to himself, who said I would obediently find someone!Lao Tzu is a man who wants to become a giant!But there was a smile on his face: "How do you know if you can find it if you don't look for it?"

The palace lord smiled, "You don't think about running away, do you?"

Gu Xiaodao's heart skipped a beat, "Hehe, how is it possible."

Palace Master: "You smile so stiffly."

Gu Xiaodao hurriedly lowered his head and rubbed his face, then raised his head again, with a bright smile like a toothpaste advertisement: "Stop talking about that, where is Shengan?"

Duan Yan frowned: "Is there anyone else here?"

Was it killed by you! ?Seeing that there was no blood on him, Gu Xiaodao felt relieved and waved his hand: "Forget it."

Duan Yan: "Say!"

Gu Xiaodao flicked: "Okay Palace Master! There was a scholar who followed me when I went down the mountain yesterday, and asked me to take him into Jiuyun Palace, but I felt that people who had not been tested could not bring him into the palace, so He politely refused, but he stalked me persistently, offered to accompany me to do missions and then follow me into Jiuyun Palace, and kindly took me in his house, that's how it happened."

Duan Yan pondered for a moment: "What did you say his name just now?"

"Shen Qian, the Shen of appeal, the dry of Qian Kun."

"What does it look like?"

"It looks very ordinary... like a scholar, with a nose like a nose... eyes like eyes..."

"Scholars have no fans before they are born, and a tree with a hundred dawns?"

"That's right, he also read these two sentences yesterday."

"Shen Gan died more than ten years ago." The Palace Mistress said calmly.

"So it's like this... what!!!" Gu Xiaodao jumped up with a bang, what the hell, what a hell! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! !

Duan Yan smiled slightly: "How can a dead person appear?"

"It must be unwilling!! He always wanted to enter the Jiuyun Palace, ah ah ah ah ah !!! The grievance is terrible!" Gu Xiaodao quickly dressed and rushed to the palace owner. "I don't want to find autumn March March March Now, the Jiuyun Palace is full of evil spirits, and the resentful spirits dare not enter, so take me away quickly."

"If you don't want to look for it, can you not look for it?" The palace lord smiled.

Damn... forgot that this guy is a ruthless and ruthless monster!Gu Xiaodao took two steps back quickly, put away his expression: "I'm leaving now, the Palace Master has a lot of things to do every day, so let's go back quickly."

Duan Yan sighed softly: "Speaking of which, I haven't come out for many years. There are really fewer and fewer masters in the world."

Listen to this tone...

"I don't have anything to do anyway, why don't I discover a few masters, so that I can relieve my distress."

How come there is a feeling of bloodbath?

"Just follow me and serve me."

Duan Yan's light and fluttering words made Gu Xiaodao's heart thump, so he could only say in a daze, "Then what about the task of finding Qiu Sanyue?"

"Just do it."

"..." Hey, I'm following your brother, Qiu Sanyue is not a square head, how could he come out!Besides, why should I serve you! !

"You're not happy?" The Palace Master frowned.

Gu Xiaodao trembled: "I'm very happy! But how can you lead to Qiu Sanyue by following you?"

Duan Yan smiled, as if to say: What does it have to do with me.

Damn... It seems that there is no room for recovery when things have developed to this point. Gu Xiaodao can only try his best to prolong his life: "My lord, I will definitely not be able to complete this task in three days!"

"How many days can you finish?"

next life!The words turned into: "Three months."

"That's right."

"..." Why didn't I say three years? ? Why? ? ?When Gu Xiaodao heard that he agreed so readily, he was so regretful that the scene was blue.

The palace lord looked in a good mood: "Fresh and freshen up and go on the road."

Gu Xiaodao tidied up with tears in his eyes, and followed the Palace Master out the door.

Xiao Huang at the door saw Duan Yan, somehow broke free from the iron chain around his neck, and rushed towards him while barking.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !What a brave dog, you will be called a hero dog from now on!Gu Xiaodao gloated and waited for Xiao Huang to bite him to relieve his hatred.

Unexpectedly, Duan Yan just glanced at it, and its momentum of rushing forward immediately slowed down, a whimper came from its throat, its small eyes were watery, and it wagged its tail, as if it wanted to go forward to rub Duan Yan.

Nothing!Gu Xiaodao cast a contemptuous look.

Xiao Huang looked at him sideways, let out a low growl, and rushed towards him.

"..."

☆、Ten journey or something

"Palace Master, do we really want to bring it?" Gu Xiaodao held up Xiao Huang in his hand, in disbelief.

Hehe, are you kidding me, would a murderous man who casually kills other people love small animals?There must be no purpose!It is almost possible to predict Xiao Huang's tragic future.Gu Xiaodao had a sympathetic face.

Xiao Huang buried her head in chewing on Gu Xiaodao's sleeve, raised her head violently, and stabbed, the long sleeve on the right became a short sleeve.

"..." Professional broken sleeves for 100 years?Gu Xiaodao saw it kicking its small limbs in the air and trying to pounce on his other sleeve, so he obediently sent his hand over it, and it stabbed again, and the left sleeve was gone.

good!cold!quick!

Gu Xiaodao turned his head and said seriously: "Master, look, it (like you) is very cruel, so don't take it away."

The palace lord smiled: "This dog will be the messenger of the Holy Spirit in the palace from now on."

Xiao Huang moved his ears and wagged his tail cheerfully.

"..." Damn it! !Can such a domineering title of Messenger of the Holy Spirit not be given to a dog? ?

"Palace Master, I think others will make fun of us if they hear that the envoy of the holy spirit in my palace is a dog."

The palace lord waved his hand, "Just kill whoever makes fun of it."

Very good, simple and rude, Gu Xiaodao was convinced.

Palace Master: "Does he have a name?"

Gu Xiaodao: "Xiao Huang."

Hearing these two words, Xiao Huang was not calm again, and arched back and forth in Gu Xiao's arms.

The palace lord said with disgust: "It's too shabby, start again."

It's just a dog, what a gorgeous name it needs to be?Gu Xiaodao thought for a while: "Otherwise it's called Huanhuan? Lele? Dongdong?"

The Palace Master was obviously very dissatisfied: "What's your name?"

Don't even know my name! !Gu Xiaodao was shocked, was this poison doctor really a subordinate of the palace lord before?Wait, what do you do knowing my name?Gu Xiaodao looked at him suspiciously, and said hesitantly, "Wang Dahammer."

Sure enough, the corner of the Palace Mistress's mouth twitched: "The envoy of the Holy Spirit should be called a sledgehammer."

Palace Master, are you immature?Gu Xiaodao's understanding of the palace lord has improved, and he smiled and said: "Good name." Hehe, call it whatever you want, never thought that my name is not Wang Dahammer at all!

Seeing that Gu Xiaodao was neither annoyed nor angry, the Palace Master was slightly surprised, but said nothing, "Sledgehammer, let's go."

As soon as Gu Xiaodao put Xiao Huang on the ground, it ran away with the Palace Master.

What a stupid dog with no integrity!Gu Xiaodao despised it while following slowly.

A large luxurious carriage was parked at the door, and there was still a long row of people standing there.

Gu Xiaodao saw Yao Yin with a big stubble at a glance, and Sijiu beside him who seemed expressionless but had already clenched his fists.

Boy, this is a good start, Gu Xiaodao winked at Sijiu.

Sijiu lowered his head expressionlessly.

The big beard stubble said angrily: "What kind of winks are you throwing at me!"

Fuck it, you can do as much as you want!Gu Xiaodao flicked his hair, turned around gracefully, and looked at the palace master thoughtfully.

By the way, Gu Xiaodao also winked at the Palace Master.

"..." The Palace Master raised his hand.

Gu Xiaodao only felt a gust of air blowing towards him, and before he could dodge it, he flew out.

"..." Really... do I need to use violence!

The palace lord withdrew his hand and asked, "Have those upright people cleaned up?"

Yao Yin said: "All belong to my palace."

Palace Master: "Very good."

Yao Yin said again: "Palace Master, this subordinate feels that poison doctors are very unreliable, you should take your subordinate with you."

Palace Master: "Huh?"

Yao Yin: "I'm on the left and right. If something happens to the Palace Master, the subordinates can still..." Before he could finish speaking, he was sent flying.After gliding for a certain distance, he fell beside Gu Xiaodao.

Fuck! !I didn't even see how the palace lord made the move! !Gu Xiaodao almost wanted to worship the Palace Master.

The palace lord looked at his sleeve and said casually: "Are you questioning my martial arts?"

Gu Xiaodao saw a trace of blood spilling from the corner of Yao Yin's mouth, and cast a sympathetic look, ahahaha, although I was beaten, I didn't vomit blood!

Yao Yin glared at him bitterly, turned over and got up, knelt down and said, "This subordinate knows his mistake."

"It's good to know your mistakes, Sledgehammer." As soon as the palace master shouted, Xiao Huang followed in a hurry. The palace master squinted at it, and then turned his gaze to Gu Xiaodao who was lying on the ground, "Wang Dahammer ?”

Gu Xiaodao reacted for a few seconds, then laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."

The Palace Master raised his eyebrows, "What are you laughing at?"

Gu Xiaodao quickly withdrew his expression and got up, "It's nothing."

The palace lord narrowed his eyes and said, "What is your real name?"

Gu Xiaodao was about to argue resolutely, when he saw him raise his palm, he immediately became honest: "I confess, I confess, my real name is actually Zhan Zhao."

The palace lord nodded: "The envoy of the holy spirit is called Ah Zhao."

Hahahaha I knew you would do this.

Yao Yin on the side asked curiously, "The palace lord has received a new envoy of the Holy Spirit? Where is it?"

Gu Xiaodao kindly pointed to Xiao Huang on the ground.

Yao Yin was furious: "Poison doctor, how dare you insult the messenger of the holy spirit!"

Gu Xiaodao said innocently: "It's really a holy spirit envoy personally conferred by your palace master."

Yao Yin raised his eyes and glanced at his palace lord, seeing that he didn't refute, it was even more unbelievable, it could be seen that there was a fierce struggle in his heart.After a while, the corners of Yao Yin's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "The hair color is good, and he really lives up to the title of envoy of the Holy Spirit."

Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "If you speak out of conscience, you will be struck by lightning."

After speaking, there was a flash of white light on the cloud head in the distance, and there was a resounding thunder.

Yao Yin: "..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The palace lord jumped into the carriage, "If you don't leave, the sky will change."

Xiao Huang wagged his tail and jumped up lightly, and also jumped up.

One person and one dog looked at Gu Xiaodao with disdain.

Emma really wants to take a picture!

Gu Xiaodao slowly walked over in the eyes of the four, and wanted to jump easily, but the carriage was a bit high, and he always felt that there was a lack of a stool to step on.

There are so many people watching, why climb up is a bit wretched!Not handsome at all!

"Palace Master, give me a hand?" Gu Xiaodao could only send a signal to the people in the car for help.

The palace master sneered, and patted Xiao Huang on the head: "You are not even as good as Ah Zhao."

Xiao Huang rubbed his palm flatteringly, and said "Wow" to Gu Xiaodao.

Gu Xiaodao was not convinced: "Why am I not as good as Xiao Huang? You have the ability to make Xiao Huang sing a song!"

The palace lord corrected: "It's called Ah Zhao, Zhao of Zhan Zhao."

Gu Xiaodao snorted, you just wait for Master Bao to come to you to play chess at night!

"You can sing?" The Palace Master was very interested.

Gu Xiaodao slapped his chest, "It's not me, I'm No.4 in the school demeanor contest!"

Yao Yin wondered, "Poison doctor, since when did you take part in this unheard-of competition?"

Depend on!Leaked!Gu Xiaodao laughed dryly: "Before I entered Jiuyun Palace."

Yao Yin was even more surprised: "You came here when you were seven years old, why do you remember what happened when you were seven years old, but forget what is happening now?"

Don't worry about so many details!Gu Xiaodao said innocently: "I don't know, anyway, the things before the age of seven are very clear in my mind."

Yao Yin still wanted to play with everyone to find fault, but heard the palace master sneer: "What's so happy about No. 4?"

Look at the Palace Master!Focus is different!

But... there are thousands of people participating!Do you know how hard I work! ?

"What song did you sing during the competition? Come and listen to it." The palace owner seemed to regard him as a ditty singer in a restaurant.

Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "When the song is over, there will be suspicion of making up the number of words." The key point is that the song sung at the age of seven is a nursery rhyme, right?

The palace lord remained silent, staring at Gu Xiaodao carefully.

If you don't sing, you'll kill me, right?Gu Xiaodao said resignedly: "The black goods, the black goods, the black goods come and go again and again, Vajra Vajra Gourd Baby la la la la~"

The Palace Master's face darkened: "Shut up!"

Then he reached out and carried Gu Xiaodao onto the carriage.

Gu Xiaodao patted the palace lord on the shoulder: "Look at you, after spending so much time, you still managed to pull me up."

With a wave of the palace lord's small hand, Gu Xiaodao fell down again.

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Yao Yin was gloating at the side: "You see, you are a slobber."

Shut up, faggot!Gu Xiao rolled his eyes at him, and Erkang held his hand: "Palace Master..."

Duan Yan opened the curtain and entered the carriage, leaving Gu Xiaodao with a determined back.

It is better to ask for others than to ask for oneself!

Gu Xiaodao wiped away his bitter tears, climbed into the carriage wretchedly, and got into the carriage.

Emma is still a soft seat, so the treatment is better!Gu Xiaodao was about to choose a seat to sit down, when the Palace Mistress said coldly: "What are you doing here? Take the car."

Fuck, what do you think of me!Servant and coachman?Gu Xiaodao sat down, "I don't have a driver's license."

The Palace Master frowned: "What is that?"

"It's just that I can't drive."

The palace lord looked at him for a while, then activated the summoning beast mode: "Suzaku, you drive."

He only heard a "yes" from outside, and the carriage moved forward.

Sure enough, Suzaku's body is actually a means of transportation!

"Palace Master, where are we going?" Gu Xiaodao opened the curtain to observe the scenery outside.

The palace lord said concisely: "Look for a master."

Gu Xiaodao: "I know, I'm asking about the location."

Palace Master: "Walk and see."

Is this a walk-and-go trip?Gu Xiaodao sighed a bit: "While young and frivolous...do you have breakfast? I'm hungry."

The palace lord pointed to the cabinet next to him.

Gu Xiaodao opened it and saw that there were several exquisite boxes inside, and there were many snacks in the boxes.

All sweets?

"Palace Master, do you want to eat?" Gu Xiaodao held the box and handed it to the Palace Master.The male protagonist who eats sweets is the least aloof.

The Palace Master said: "You can eat."

Gu Xiaodao: "Why don't you eat, are these expired?"

The palace master said displeased: "I don't want to eat."

Xiao Huang, who was lying on the side, ran over, grabbed Gu Xiaodao's leg, and stuck out his tongue pitifully.

Gu Xiaodao fed Xiao Huang a piece of pastry, and stroked its dog's head, "Look, Xiao Huang, no, Ah Zhao is not picky about food, you are even worse than Ah Zhao."

A cold light flashed in the eyes of the palace lord, and he touched Gu Xiaodao very quickly, and Gu Xiaodao couldn't move.

"I..." opened my mouth, and the Ya point was also tapped.

"..." Gu Xiaodao thought sadly, if God gave him another chance, he would definitely eat first, and then talk dirty.

☆, Eleven journey or something

The carriage moved forward in silence.

Gu Xiao couldn't move his sword body, couldn't open his mouth, he could only stare at the opposite Palace Master with burning eyes.

Wouldn't the journey be empty and difficult without the active atmosphere of the young master?

The palace lord took a booklet from the side without changing his face, bowed his head and started to read it.

Reading in the car hurts the eyes the most, especially this kind of carriage that is not stable at all!

Gu Xiaodao squinted his eyes to look at the cover of the booklet, and only saw one tactic clearly. Then he saw the palace master spread the book on his knees, raised his eyes and said, "Want to spy on the secret book of the palace?"

You think too much!I'm just curious what pornographic book you're reading.Gu Xiaodao rolled his eyes.

The palace lord said: "Now that you have forgotten the pharmacopoeia of medicine and pharmacopoeia, and you can no longer use poison, it is understandable if you want to learn something to defend yourself."

Gu Xiao's eyes lit up: Are you going to teach me the rhythm of martial arts?

"But if you are stupid, don't think about what you can learn."

"..." Palace Master, take a good look at me again, aren't you a rare martial arts prodigy with clear bones and extraordinary bones? !

After mocking him, the palace lord continued to look down at the cheat book silently.

So boring, can you untie my acupoints, I promise I will never talk again!Is it okay for me to play with Xiao Huang? Gu Xiaodao continued to stare at the Palace Master tearfully.

Not to mention, the palace lord's low-browed and pleasing appearance is really pleasing to the eye, with a fair complexion, thick eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, and a good temperament, ah no, I can't tell.

"If you look at it again, your trick will be ruined."

Well, as long as you don't open your mouth.

Gu Xiaodao turned his gaze to Xiao Huang again.

Xiao Huang squatted at the palace lord's feet, staring at the palace lord with round eyes, wagging her little tail.

You see Xiao Huang is also staring at you, why don't you give up Xiao Huang's tricks!

Life is really lonely like snow!Bored, Gu Xiaodao stared at the Palace Master and gradually dozed off.

I don't know how long I've been asleep, but Gu Xiaodao felt in a daze that there was some noise around him, and he only heard the sentence "If you don't wake up, I'll kill you", and there was an uncomfortable feeling of being licked and wet on his arms, and he woke up suddenly , stood up abruptly, and then hit his head hard on the roof of the carriage, scaring Xiao Huang back a few steps.

"It hurts!" When I lowered my head, my neck was sore and unbearable, and the pain was indescribable for a while.

The palace lord sneered: "Idiot."

Gu Xiaodao said angrily: "If you hadn't tapped Lao Tzu's acupoints before!"

"Get out of the car." The palace lord ignored his anger, opened the curtain and walked out.

Saying I'm sorry will kill you, Gu Xiaodao snorted, grabbed Xiao Huang, rubbed the saliva he licked on his arm on his fur, and carried him out of the car.

This is a bazaar.

Restaurants, inns, hawkers, pedestrians, buskers...

It is completely in line with Gu Xiaodao's fantasy of the world of martial arts!It looks so hot!

Gu Xiaodao walked towards the weapon not far away with his idiot face.

Then someone grabbed him by the collar and dragged him back.

"Let go of me!! Damn!!" Gu Xiaodao kicked and rubbed his feet on the ground, without slowing down the dragging speed at all. He was still holding Xiao Huang in his hands, attracting passers-by to watch.

The palace lord dragged him all the way into a restaurant, crossed the threshold, and went up the stairs. The movements were extremely difficult but he never let go!

Gu Xiaodao's whole body is not well, and he keeps comforting himself, at this moment, he just needs to imagine himself as a blanket.

After going up to the second floor, the Palace Mistress turned into a wing room, threw Gu Xiaodao casually, and found a seat by the window to sit down.

Gu Xiaodao quickly got up from the ground, and complained: "Can we be gentle next time? Bai has a girl-like face, so violent!"

The Palace Master's eyes turned cold: "Say it again."

Gu Xiaodao took two steps back and blocked Xiao Huang in front of his face: "Ahahaha, I forgot."

At this time, the little second who followed all the way stepped forward and smiled apologetically, "Guest officer, this wing room has been reserved early in the morning, you..."

Before he finished speaking, Suzaku at the side untied the token from his waist and handed it over.

Xiaoer's expression changed after seeing it, and he said tremblingly, "I know my mistake."

The palace lord nodded, "Go down." Xiaoer ran away rolling and crawling.

Tsk tsk tsk, the world is so cold, to oppress kind people so much!

The palace lord said displeased: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

Gu Xiao stared at the sky.

The Palace Mistress continued to be displeased: "This position was determined early in the morning by someone from the Palace."

Gu Xiaodao waved his hand: "There is no need to explain, the tyrannical life needs no explanation!"

"..." The Palace Master's expression was gloomy, and his eyes slowly swept Gu Xiaodao from head to toe.

Emma, ​​is this picking where to give me the fatal blow?Gu Xiaodao's body was tense and straight, and he didn't dare to move.

Unexpectedly, the palace lord looked at him for a long time, but finally said: "You dare to go out with this appearance."

Just, is it just a chore?

Gu Xiaodao lowered his head and glanced at his clothes. The skirts were pulled loose by the palace lord just now, and the sleeves were bitten to pieces by Xiao Huang. The rest is fine!

"Suzaku, take him to buy a suit of clothes." The palace master gave the order with a look of disgust, then swept the little yellow in his hand, and said in a deep voice, "Come here." A wave of beautiful women came in one after another outside the door.

Fuck, Fuck, is this the rhythm of being called a young lady!Gu Xiaodao was shocked.

The beauties at the front wanted to salute, but the palace master raised his chin: "No need, you ask someone to wash that dog clean."

...To actually call a beautiful woman to do this kind of thing, the Palace Master deserves to have no girlfriend!No, it seems that Sijiu said that the Palace Master is gay!

The beauty came slowly, took Xiao Huang, stroked its head, and said softly: "This puppy is so cute." As soon as the words were finished, Xiao Huang whined, turned his head and bit off the beauty's sleeve.

Beauty:"……"

Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "This is not an ordinary dog, take a good look, it is actually Azhao, the envoy of the Holy Spirit of Jiuyun Palace!"

The beauty covered her mouth and smiled lightly, "Master Poison Doctor is so interesting, and."

Gu Xiaodao also laughed and said: "Really, I also think hehehe... Wait, how do you know that I am a poison doctor?"

The beauty looked at the Palace Master in surprise.

The palace lord nodded: "It's sick."

So the beauty looked at his expression and became sympathetic and compassionate.

Depend on……!Gu Xiaodao wondered, "You know each other?"

The beauty covered her lips and smiled again: "It seems that the illness is not serious, even I have forgotten."

Gu Xiaodao became even more curious: "Who are you?"

The beauty touched his face and said softly, "I am your unmarried wife."

"!!!" Emma, ​​the poison doctor, still has emotional disputes? !Gu Xiaodao backed up several steps with a stiff face.

The beauty smiled even more happily, "Pfft, that's really interesting. When I got sick a few times before, I just talked to myself. This time, it's like a different person."

Gu Xiaodao's heart skipped a beat, and he could only smirk: "Did I just talk to myself when I was sick before?"

The beauty thought for a while: "No, occasionally she will jump up and attack people."

Gu Xiaodao: "Fuck, isn't that Xiao Huang!"

The beauty looked at her broken sleeve, "It's pretty similar."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The Palace Master said coldly from the side: "Suzaku, why don't you take him away?"

Suzaku responded, and walked over silently, trying to catch Gu Xiaodao, but Gu Xiaodao kept yelling: "First of all, I have legs! Don't carry or carry me! I have legs! Just walk behind you!"

Suzaku hesitated for a moment, then said in a low voice, "Follow me." He turned around and left the box.

Gu Xiaodao looked back at the Palace Master meaningfully, "Hehehe, don't bother me anymore, let's enjoy the corrupt life!"

Palace Master: "..."

When leaving the restaurant, Gu Xiaodao deliberately looked up at the name of the restaurant, and suddenly realized when he saw the word Jiuyunlou, the feeling belongs to Jiuyun Palace!

Suzaku urged in front of him: "Hurry up."

Young people are very impatient these days, Gu Xiaodao ran two steps to catch up.

After walking for a while, Gu Xiaodao found that no matter how fast he walked, Suzaku kept a distance of two meters from him, obviously his legs were not as long as his own!And every two steps, he would turn around and urge Gu Xiaodao, so it became a scene of Suzaku striding forward and Gu Xiaodao trotting behind.

This is even worse than carrying yourself away!

When Gu Xiaodao was about to collapse to the ground from exhaustion, the young man in red in front finally stopped, and turned around and said, "We're here, hurry up."

Hurry up, hurry up, sister!Just you are a chasing boy!Gu Xiaodao panted like a dog, staggered to follow, looked up and saw four words: Jiuyun Yifang.

"Damn, are you all from Jiuyun Palace?"

Suzaku asked doubtfully, "You?"

Gu Xiaodao laughed twice: "Hehe, I mean, they were all opened by our Jiuyun Palace, right?"

Suzaku nodded: "It's natural."

Natural peat!It's not natural at all!On the other hand, it is the territory of Jiuyun Palace, so the young master can escape happily!

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