Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

Gu Xiaodao took off his hair, rubbed his face and said, "Would you like to put some rouge and lipstick on the way?"

The Palace Mistress looked at him dotingly: "As long as you are happy."

Fuck, are you serious?I don't have a transvestite like Yan Gu!Gu Xiaodao smiled slightly at his younger brother: "Master, I don't know why I am so happy, it's so strange..."

The junior brother slapped his thigh and stood up, walking towards the door, and said: "Hey! These servants can't do this well, what else will I do for you!"

"Wait." Gu Xiaodao called to stop him.

The little junior brother maintained the posture of stepping out of the threshold, and turned his head stiffly: "What else can I do?"

Gu Xiaodao mouthed the words "The art of counterattack", then blinked at the junior brother, "It's nothing, I forgot what I was going to say."

The little junior nodded, pretending to be casual and said: "Well, Xiaodao, didn't you want to eat meat before? I asked someone to make it for you. It's in the kitchen. You should go and have a look." The implication is , he will put the technique of counterattack in the kitchen.

Gu Xiaodao said that he understood in seconds, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Master, hehehehe..."

The little junior brother also smiled and said: "You're welcome, I'll go first hahahahahaha..."

Gu Xiaodao watched the younger brother go away, turned his head and said: "Master, why are you here, didn't you say that you and I can't meet before worship?"

The palace lord smiled and said, "I don't trust you, so I'll take a look."

What do I worry about you?Gu Xiaodao thought for a while: "Are you afraid that I will run away?"

The palace lord looked into his eyes and said flatly: "You won't."

This kind of determined tone just hits the spot! !Gu Xiaodao's little heart skipped a beat, and he tried to calm down and said, "Then what are you worried about?"

The palace lord stared at him for a moment, then said slowly: "Autumn March."

Gu Xiaodao was taken aback, touched his chin and said, "You mean Qiu Sanyue will appear?"

"This possibility cannot be ruled out." The palace lord glanced at him, "If he appeared, what would you do?"

Gu Xiaodao quickly expressed his attitude: "First of all, I am not a poison doctor, and I have nothing to do with him, so it doesn't matter if he shows up or not!"

And are you sure he'll show up?As the male lead of this article, he has never shown his face in more than 40 chapters. He is completely unworthy of the first position in the supporting role column. Even Suzaku has more roles than him!

The palace lord looked at him deeply: "Are you really not a poison doctor?"

Gu Xiaodao: "I swear to God, I really traveled from another world!"

The palace lord was silent for a long time, "Then how did you get here?"

Gu Xiaodao choked, "I don't know how I made it through time, it seems that I'm here when I come to my senses..."

The palace lord pondered for a moment and asked, "What happened before you crossed over?"

Gu Xiaodao also asked himself this question, before he crossed, there was nothing abnormal, he just went to the cafeteria and returned to the dormitory normally after class... No!Gu Xiaodao patted his thigh: "I remember... I seem to be cutting my hair!"

The palace lord was puzzled and said: "The body is hairy and skinny, the parents of the recipient, how can you cut your hair casually?"

Gu Xiaodao curled his lips: "Most of our men have short hair."

The palace lord grabbed a handful of his hair: "But your hair doesn't seem to be short, and if you are not a poison doctor, why did you wear the clothes of a poison doctor when I met you for the first time? A real poison doctor Where did you go?"

Gu Xiaodao was overwhelmed by this series of questions, what the hell, you ask me, who should I ask?Gu Xiaodao's expression was dull, he grabbed his hand and said, "So do you believe it or not?"

The palace lord said indifferently: "There are all kinds of wonders in the great world."

The Palace Master is indeed a well-informed person!The ability to accept is great!

"But if you believe in you, there will be ghosts..."

Gu Xiaodao said weakly: "I'm not crazy..."

The palace lord stroked his hair affectionately, "No matter what you become, I will always be by your side."

Gu Xiaodao: "Although I'm very touched, I'm really not crazy..."

The palace lord gave him a comforting smile.

never mind! !Too lazy to entangle with the Palace Master, Gu Xiaodao changed the topic: "Palace Master, why do you think that Qiu Sanyue will appear? The matter of our marriage is very low (grass) low-key (rate), I am afraid that even your Jiuyun Palace No one knows, right?"

The Palace Master shook his head and said: "The whole world probably knows about this matter. I have notified the people in Jiuyun Palace with a letter sent by flying pigeons. Jiuyun Palace has already informed Jiang Hu of this matter."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." What about keeping a low profile?

Gu Xiaodao comforted: "Isn't Guigu so easy to get into? Besides, Qiu Sanyue may not care about poison doctors."

The palace lord frowned and said: "You have to be careful, anyway, from now on, you are not allowed to stay one step away from me."

No way, how can I get the technique of counterattack if I don't leave every step?Gu Xiaodao quickly ran to the door, "...then I'll go to the kitchen first!"

The palace lord pressed his shoulders and said with a smile, "I'll go with you."

Gu Xiaodao laughed dryly: "No, I'm just going to get something to eat! I'll be right back!"

The palace lord smiled, "You are so nervous, do you want to do something bad without telling me?"

Is my tone full of tension?Gu Xiaodao held his hand, with a frank expression, "Yanyan, you are overthinking, I just want to eat some meat, if you are worried, just follow me."

Palace Master: "Okay."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Isn't it normal in the plot that after saying this kind of thing, the other party will let him leave at ease?Gu Xiaodao gritted his teeth resentfully, and said with a bitter face: "Then let's go."

I had no choice but to pretend to get food first, and then go to get the counterattack technique another day!

The two walked to the kitchen, and they could smell the smell of oily smoke from afar.

Because of the preparations for the wedding banquet, the whole kitchen was very busy. Everyone was busy chopping, frying and washing vegetables.

Gu Xiaodao saw that everyone was busy going in and out, and it was impossible to squeeze in, and it was not easy to find something, so he stroked his chin and said, "Come back later, I suddenly don't want to eat meat."

When he was leading the Palace Mistress back, a maid hurriedly ran over, bowed to Gu Xiaodao immediately and said: "Master Poison Doctor, your junior brother wants me to tell you that he put things in the firewood pile. "

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

In case Gu Xiaodao didn't know, the maid pointed to the pile of firewood next to her, "It's right there."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Doesn't this mean that you don't ask yourself! ! !Gu Xiaodao was completely powerless.

The palace lord wondered: "What?"

Gu Xiaodao took the Palace Master's hand and walked back, "It's nothing, let's go back..."

The palace lord stood motionless on the spot, and waved his sleeves at the firewood. With a clatter, the firewood scattered on the ground, revealing a light yellow scroll.

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The palace lord pulled him over, picked up the scroll, and asked, "This is it?"

Gu Xiaodao gritted his teeth, grabbed the scroll, and said with a smile, "It's the recipe! I just wanted to cook a meal for you, so I asked Master to help me find this recipe."

The palace lord said indifferently: "Oh? Is the technique of counterattack a recipe?"

Gu Xiaodao's expression froze, "How do you know it's a counterattack..."

The palace lord pointed to the scroll and said flatly: "It's written on it."

Gu Xiaodao lowered his head and took a closer look, and sure enough, he found a few small words on the side of the scroll, which were the words "Counterattack Art".

The palace lord's eyesight is too good!Gu Xiaodao grabbed the Palace Master's sleeve: "Listen to my explanation..."

Palace Master: "I won't listen."

Gu Xiaodao gave up sophistry, lowered his head and said, "Okay, I'm sorry."

The palace lord touched his head, and said softly: "It seems that this palace has not been able to satisfy you on weekdays, and actually let you think about this kind of thing."

Gu Xiaodao looked terrified: "I was wrong, Palace Master, please spare me!"

The palace lord smiled slightly: "What do I want your life to do? You don't have to sleep tonight, it's a cave, a room, flowers, candles, night."

This is even more terrible!Gu Xiaodao's heart was full of sadness, and he thought desperately, anyway, the counterattack plan has been ruined, so it doesn't matter if you look at it?

With a look of expectation on his face, he slowly unfolded the scroll, only to see two striking characters written on it: Acknowledgment of fate.

Gu Xiaodao ruthlessly threw the scroll to the ground: "..."

The Palace Master sneered, "This Valley Master is quite smart, if he dares to teach you anything, I will beat him to death."

Gu Xiaodao looked downcast.

The palace lord raised his face, frowned and asked, "You... don't you like being below?"

Being asked such a question, Gu Xiaodao thought about it carefully. In fact...there is nothing wrong with the following, anyway, as long as two people can be together, these are not important.Gu Xiaodao blinked, put his arms around his neck and kissed him.

The palace lord raised her eyebrows, immediately understood what he meant, and bit his lip with a smile.

When the two of them were bored, the maid at the side reminded cautiously: "Master Poison Doctor will miss the auspicious time if he doesn't change his clothes..."

There are people next to the trough!Gu Xiaodao hurriedly pushed the Palace Master away, stammered: "Go back!" and then ran back.

The palace lord followed behind him with a displeased face.

When he returned to the house, the junior brother had already brought over the normal version of wedding clothes, and a group of people rushed up again, took off the one on him in a hurry, put on new ones, and combed his hair.

After everything was tidied up, the group of people withdrew.

Gu Xiao stood in front of the mirror with his knife on his hips and looked at himself. Sure enough, people are refreshed on happy occasions, and they look much more handsome than yesterday!

The palace lord also walked over and stood side by side with him.

A pair of people were reflected in the mirror, with their height difference.

Gu Xiaodao pushed him angrily: "Stay away from me." He didn't think he was short anymore, he had reached the average height of Chinese men, and being a head shorter than the Palace Master was really annoying!

The palace lord remained motionless, and kissed his face sideways: "You look good today."

I'm not happy to be praised by you, who doesn't know that you have a unique aesthetic!Gu Xiaodao said sincerely: "I don't look as good as you." He picked up the hair on the table and inserted it on the head of the Palace Mistress, admiring: "Put the hijab on and you will be a beautiful bride."

The palace lord smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and wiped a handful of rouge on Gu Xiaodao's face.

Gu Xiaodao froze for a moment, then reached out to grab Rouge.The palace lord immediately pressed his hand, took off the hair flower on his head, inserted it in Gu Xiaodao's ear, and said softly: "Hey, don't make trouble."

fall!Who the hell is making trouble!

"You, you, you..." Gu Xiaodao's hand was held by him, and he could not resist at all, with a burst of anger on his face.

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and someone pushed open the door and shouted: "The auspicious time has come!"

As soon as the words fell, a large group of people rushed into the room, hugged Gu Xiaodao and the Palace Master and walked outside.

The author has something to say: Author: [Actually... there is nothing wrong with the following, anyway, as long as two people can be together, these are not important. 】Is this your exact words?

Gu Xiaodao: Yes!

Author: Oh, this is what you said yourself, don’t think about counterattacking in the future, the author can’t help you anymore.

Gu Xiaodao: TUT