Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

Gu Xiaodao and the Palace Master were pushed all the way to the lobby.

Junior brother and master Heping stood in the middle, and the rest of the people sat in separate seats, drinking and chatting lively. Seeing the two of them enter the door, they were taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

The junior brother ran over, looked at Gu Xiaodao and said, "Why do you need me to change into a wedding dress for you? Doesn't the previous one match your appearance very well..."

Gu Xiaodao managed to stand still, and when he heard what the junior brother said, he gave the palace master beside him a hard look, took off the hair flower next to his ear, and wiped his face vigorously with his sleeve.

The palace lord smiled slightly, reached out to wipe off the remaining rouge on his face, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, huh?"

Gu Xiaodao grabbed his skirt, gritted his teeth and said, "You made me look ugly in public, I..."

The Palace Mistress lowered her head and kissed his lips.

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Seeing that they behaved so intimately, everyone booed again.

The right protector covered his eyes and said, "Brother, brother-in-law, why don't you bother to pray first before getting tired?"

The little junior also agreed: "Yes, yes, I can't wait!"

Master Ping sneered, "Can't wait?"

The little junior rushed over to rub against him, took his hand and said: "Let's worship first!"

Gu Xiaodao: "I'm more curious. When you worship Gaotang... who do you want to worship?"

The younger brother paused, obviously not considering this issue.

A disciple next to him suggested: "In the place of the high hall, you can place the tablet of the master of the deceased Master Gu Heping."

The younger brother's expression was stiff: "Master Ping's master is fine...but the tablet of Guzhu...isn't it necessary?"

Gu Xiaodao had a smirk on his face, "I think it's quite necessary, the master of the valley is in the spirit of heaven, and he must be very happy to see Master Ping get married with you."

The crowd joined in.

Junior brother: "..."

Master Ping smiled, nodded and said: "That makes sense, 39, you go and get all the tablets of my master and the owner of the valley."

The disciple responded, and ran out quickly, and brought back the two tablets after a while, and put them on the chair in the high hall.

Junior brother: "..."

Master Ping took his hand and said with a smile, "Let's start."

The little junior brother struggled a few times, but accepted it obediently.

The happy gongs and drums sounded, and the festive firecrackers sounded.At the prompt of the master of ceremonies, the younger brother and Master Ping completed the worship.

Everyone went up with the wine and drank it indiscriminately.

The younger brother blocked a few drinks for Master Ping, cleared his throat and said, "The next thing is my disciple and his disciple-in-law's visit."

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao blinked his eyes, put his hands on his shoulders, and called out, "My lady."

The palace lord looked at him with raised eyebrows, and replied with a half-smile: "Husband." Then he lowered his head and whispered in his ear: "Husband, please behave well tonight..."

Gu Xiaodao pushed him away with a face like Guan Gong, and forced himself to be calm: "Yes, I must love you well hehehehehe..."

After the little junior brother said that, someone immediately asked: "Isn't that right, nine hundred and ninety-eight little junior brother, why is the poison doctor your apprentice?"

Protector Right said with his face on his face: "I also want to ask this question..."

The little junior brother trembled, he hesitated for a long time, suddenly his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands and said: "I am married to Master Ping, his disciple is naturally my disciple!"

Master Ping added indifferently: "He married me, so naturally he is my apprentice's mistress."

The little junior brother was stunned: "Marry?"

Master Ping looked at him indifferently.

The younger brother took Master Ping's hand and said anxiously: "You can marry as soon as you marry, but I don't want to be called a teacher like this!!!"

Master Ping: "Then Master."

The little junior wrinkled his nose, "Then... Master..."

Gu Xiaodao folded his hands and said, "So what am I calling you?"

The little junior brother struggled twice and said: "Call master..." He ran to Gu Xiaodao and whispered: "But you must regard me as master in your heart!"

"Okay master, no problem master."

Junior brother: "...You guys hurry up and pay homage."

This is the most important moment in life and the happiest moment in life.

Gu Xiaodao silently looked at the palace lord standing opposite him, feeling deeply moved in his heart, "Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with me?"

The palace lord was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "It's natural."

"Not on a whim?"

"No."

"Monogamy?"

The palace lord wondered: "What is that?"

Gu Xiaodao said patiently: "That is, you can only have me in this life, and no one else."

The palace lord nodded, "No one else can get into my eyes."

"What if you later find someone more interesting than me?"

The palace lord looked displeased: "Who do you think I am? I want to be with you not only because you are interesting. And the only person in this world who can give half of my skills is you, Gu Xiaodao."

Gu Xiaodao's heart skipped a beat.

The palace lord said indifferently: "Do you know what liking is?"

Gu Xiaodao: "I don't know why, but I always feel that this question sounds familiar..."

"If you like someone, you will always think of him. His happiness and anger will affect your emotions. You will always want to care for him for the rest of your life, and you will want to spend the rest of your life with him in the next life."

Gu Xiaodao: "...This answer is somewhat familiar..."

The palace lord said with a smile: "Anyway, Gu Xiaodao, you don't want to escape from my grasp in this lifetime."

You are Tathagata and I am monkey?Gu Xiaodao quickly waved away the complaints in his heart, and said with a moved face: "I know."

The master of ceremonies next to him said cautiously: "Can we start?"

The palace lord nodded.

Master Ping, Junior Junior Brother and his tablet are all in place.

The happy gongs and drums beat again, and the festive firecrackers sounded again.

"Worship the heavens and the earth-"

The two bowed towards the door.

"Second worship high hall-"

Gu Xiaodao: "I don't know why I don't want to worship."

The palace lord comforted: "Just make sense."

The two bowed slightly towards the two-person-one tablet on the chair.

Junior brother: "I don't know why I am very unhappy."

Master Ping comforted him, "It's fine if you mean it."

"Husband and wife greet each other—"

Gu Xiaodao stroked his chin: "Husband and wife?"

The master of ceremonies paused, immediately understood, and changed his words: "Husbands and wives salute—"

The two faced each other, ready to bend down, Gu Xiaodao whispered: "I always feel that something bloody will happen..."

Just as he finished speaking, he heard a heart-piercing voice from the door: "Wait a minute!"

Gu Xiaodao pressed the palace master's head, "You can't stop at this time, worship!"

Palace Master: "..."

After the two bowed to each other, Gu Xiaodao kindly helped the master of ceremonies to say the closing words: "Licheng!"

Everyone looked towards the door.

I saw a figure staggering in and said angrily, "What did I miss?"

Gu Xiaodao saw who was coming, and patted his chest in shock: "So it's senior brother, it's so scary, I thought it was someone who came to snatch a kiss!"

Palace Master: "..."

Holding a book in his arms, the holy doctor looked at Gu Xiaodao and the palace master, then at the junior brother and Master Heping, and stood there in a daze, "What are you guys doing?"

Gu Xiaodao pointed to the big red flower on his chest, "Get married."

The holy doctor suddenly realized: "No wonder I always hear the sound of firecrackers, and I have pasted red papers everywhere... No..." He touched his forehead and said to himself: "I only watched it for a day. Medical skills, you two will get married? Isn’t this too fast? Could it be that I forgot to sleep and read medical books for several days? How time flies..."

The little junior smiled slightly and said: "You remember correctly, we decided to pay homage together yesterday."

The holy doctor was shocked, his lips smacked twice, reluctantly accepted the matter, stepped forward and saluted, "Congratulations to Master Ping on your wedding."

Master Ping responded, and said flatly: "Since you're here, sit down and have a drink."

As soon as he said this, the lively atmosphere in the lobby resumed, and everyone toasted the two couples with glasses of wine.

Gu Xiaodao drank a few glasses, and was about to take the wine brought by another person, the palace master gently took the glass of wine, and said softly: "I'll drink it, don't drink it."

Gu Xiaodao tilted his head and said, "Why?"

The palace lord took out a booklet from his sleeve: "It says on it that you should not drink too much."

When Gu Xiaodao saw the name of the booklet, his face blushed immediately, he grabbed the book and stuffed it back into his sleeve, stammering: "You...don't just take it out!"

The little junior came over and wondered, "What kind of book is that?"

Gu Xiaodao rushed to answer: "The way to keep in good health."

The junior brother sneered: "Come on, who doesn't know what kind of books it is, in fact, I have a lot of private collections here, should we communicate?"

Gu Xiaodao said angrily: "Who wants to study this kind of thing with you!"

The little junior looked at the palace master with a smile: "I'm not asking you."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The Palace Mistress said in a funny voice, "That's fine."

It's okay with your brain!Gu Xiaodao grabbed the palace lord's sleeve: "You, you, you, you can't be spoiled by him!"

The younger brother raised his eyebrows: "How can it be said that it is a bad thing? The more you know about this kind of thing, the better it will be for you. Whether he is good for you, if you don't believe me, you can ask Ping'er."

Master Ping: "..."

What a fart!Gu Xiaodao waved his hand: "The palace lord already knows a lot!" If you know more, it will be against the sky!

The palace lord touched his face: "Don't you like it?"

When asked by him, Gu Xiaodao suddenly felt from the bottom of his heart that he was actually looking forward to it?wrong!Absolutely cannot admit it!

Gu Xiaodao firmly shook his head: "I don't like it!"

The palace lord had an expression of seeing through his thoughts.

The little junior brother took out a book in his arms and said, "Look at this."

The palace lord leaned over, frowned and said, "Chrysanthemum Terrace?"

"Don't look at the poetic name, in fact hehehehe..."

"..."

During the discussion between the two of them, Gu Xiaodao sat down in a corner sullenly, picked up a few peanuts in front of him and put them in his mouth.

Guardian You walked over and sat next to him, "Brother, why are you upset? Let me talk to you."

Nonsense, would you be happy if you were the one to be tortured at night? ! ...Not to mention quite happy, after Gu Xiaodao looked at his heart, he became even more depressed, and glanced at him, "Don't talk to me, I want to be lonely by myself."

Right protector: "..."

The right protector got up and left.

Gu Xiaodao picked up a few more peanuts and chewed them angrily.

The holy doctor came over, "Junior Brother..."

Gu Xiaodao: "Don't talk to me, I want to be alone."

"..." The holy doctor left with the wine.

The aura of a lonely patient exuded around Gu Xiaodao, and the people next to him were chatting and drinking with each other, but they didn't dare to talk to him.

"Master Poison Doctor."

Someone just punctured his aura and sat down beside him silently.

Gu Xiao didn't even raise his knife: "Don't pay attention to me, I..." No, this voice seems familiar?

Gu Xiaodao looked up and asked in surprise, "Shen Gan?"

The author has something to say: Author: Xiaodao...

Gu Xiaodao: Leave me alone, I want to be alone.

Palace Master: Xiaodao...

Gu Xiaodao: Is the palace master ╭(╯3╰)╮.