The old Gong who slept on my upper bunk

Tang Zihao took advantage of the fact that he could still move one hand, and put his best effort into hugging the person in front of him into his arms.

☆, idiot boss

Lu Yi was so shocked that he almost knocked down the medicine soup.

He thought that Tang Zihao would say something like a promise of body, but the dog couldn't spit out ivory, so he sighed slowly: "Damn it! Old, son, still, alive, alive!"

Lu Yidi's back was scratched by his claws, and it hurt, so he just said lightly: "Let go and talk."

"Lu Yi," Tang Zihao let go of his hand: "Quickly tell me, did I fall into a coma for three days and three nights, did the police uncle beat all the monsters away, and the world is finally peaceful|peaceful?"

Lu Yi suspected that his hand was not injured, but his head was flooded, so how could he say such naive words.

"Lu Yi?"

"Second Junior Brother," Lu Yi brought the Chinese medicine in front of him: "Master was captured by monsters, please do your best to heal your wounds, and when you recover, Senior Brother will take you to fight monsters."

Tang Zihao was stunned.

"Stupid? Drink quickly."

"I don't want to drink it. Do you still need to use soup to treat the injured muscles and bones?" He raised his hand on the plaster and said, "This method is a bit modern. Isn't this a traditional Chinese medicine hospital?"

Lu Yi pushed his glasses.

"It doesn't matter if it's a new method or an old method, it's a good method if it can heal the injury. The doctor said that you have insufficient energy and blood, and prescribed this medicine to replenish your vitality."

Tang Zihao was dubious.

"You drink first."

"You are... sick."

"No, you can drink it for me, I have to see if it is poisonous."

Lu Yi couldn't laugh or cry, Tang Zihao's IQ might have degenerated to the stage of a three-year-old child at this time.

"Okay, watch me drink."

"I watch you drink."

Lu Yi took a sip and said, "Look? Are you okay? Come on, drink quickly, it will be cold later."

"Do not."

"...I really want to swear."

"I want you to feed me."

"..."

When Lu Yi put down the medicine bowl, Xiang Xing just came in from the door.

"Ah!" he said in a half-playful voice, "oh my dear friend, what makes you pale?"

Tang Zihao shook his head like a rattle: "Monster, don't let my master go!"

"Pigs are incompetent! Is that you??"

"Eat my old pig with a nail!"

Xiang Xing's legs suddenly softened: "Whatthefuck"

"Go your mom!"

"...emmm, would you like some color to see"

"If youdare, lwill stick youegg."

After Tang Zihao finished speaking, he rolled his eyes, shook his head, and fell on the bed.

Lu Yi was at a loss for what to do with the huge amount of information, and it took him a long time to burst out laughing.

"Haha, did you hear that? Fuck you, he said he's going to blow you up... Haha, you guys are from the University of Foreign Languages ​​as expected. Kong has a unique skill, so you must be unwilling to stay in the parallel class, right? Come with me How about the gangsters in the elite class?"

Xiang Xing was squatting by the bed just now, but now he calmed down and sat on the bed in a serious manner. Lu Yi's emotions obviously did not affect him.

"Lu Yi, after going out for a while, he became a fool, but you became greasy. Can this be attributed to the conservation of matter?"

Lu Yi stopped smiling immediately.

Xiang Xing: "Why is he like this?"

"Wounded..."

"Damn!" Xiang Xing pulled his collar with one hand, and said angrily, "I didn't ask his hand! You know what I mean!"

Lu Yi is taller than him, so he has no pressure on such a threat.

"What? If the foreign enemy has not been resolved, are you going to cause internal strife?"

Lu Yi pushed his hand away.

"He has been in pain for a long time, and his brain has been a little damaged. The doctor prescribed some medicine. He said that if it could be delivered as soon as possible, it would not be like this."

"How long will it take to recover?"

"A few days."

Xiang Xing twisted the sheets into twists.

"Lu Yi, you watched him go out, why didn't you stop him? Why didn't you stop him?! Aren't you awesome? Why didn't you fight for him?!"

"What do you think of me? Are you qualified to say me?" Lu Yi made a bowl of sugar water and mixed it with chopsticks.

"Who cried and called him the boss and asked him to come forward? Do you want me to take him back to the dormitory? Besides, even if he really doesn't go, what about Jiang Siyuan? If something happens to Jiang Siyuan, you can push the responsibility away To whom? I'll fight for him? Is it interesting for someone like you who dare not show up?"

Xiang Xing's cheeks bulged like a frog.

"Lu Yi, I fucking want to beat you up."

"Coincidentally, I want to beat you too. If you really hurt your boss, you will not add chaos a day. I have known each other for so long. What do you do in addition to asking him?"

"Lu Yi, you son of a bitch, don't say we are brothers."

"Hmph," Lu Yi snorted, "Who is your brother? Except him, I have always treated you with love, reason, no reason."

"That hurts my heart." Xiang Xing flexed his fingers a few times, and his knuckles made a thumping sound.

"You don't want me to tell lies, right? Xiang Xing from Class C, we've never been the same people."

Lu Yi put the sugar water on the table.

"I don't like you the most. You get into trouble yourself and wait for others to wipe your ass. When something goes wrong, you stand on the victim's side to complain about injustice."

Xiang Xing wished he could kick him back into his mother's womb.

"What do you mean you caused trouble by yourself? Who the hell started this? It's him. You have to have an objective basis for what you say, Lu Yi."

"It's pretty much the same in my eyes."

"You don't blame him anyway, do you?"

"correct."

Xiang Xing slapped Lu Yi across the face and slapped Lu Yi hard.

Lu Yi: "Brother's hands are quite poisonous."

"I fucking want to kill you."

"Oh? Come."

"Son of a son of a bitch...you're nothing."

Lu Yi pressed the red marks on his face, and said in a threatening tone: "I will return this slap to you. Brother, please go back if you have nothing to do. You still have classes in the afternoon. The French department's schedule does not allow you to stay."

"You are really an arrogant scholar."

"Award."

Xiang Xing took out a few candies from his pocket, shook his sleeves and left.

Lu Yi: "One more thing, I'm really a son of a bitch, you're right."

"That's kind, do you want me to give your mother a certificate?"

"Please, thank you."

The slender fingers caressed the well-packaged candies and weighed them a few times.

"Not sincere."

After that, he threw it in the trash can.

It is also quite effective to fill your stomach with sugar water when you are hungry.

When Tang Zihao woke up, it was already past six in the afternoon.

It wasn't a serious injury and didn't need to be hospitalized. Lu Yi simply settled the bill and went through some formalities, and then left with Tang Zihao with one arm hanging.

When Tang Zihao sat in the back seat of the taxi with an extremely sluggish posture, the master in front couldn't help but glanced at him and asked, "Is this big brother awake?"

Lu Yi gave an indistinct "hmm".

The driver said: "I really envy you young people. Just look at it. When we are our age, we won't be able to sleep even if we want to sleep."

"Sleep wasting time is not necessarily a good thing."

The driver laughed heartily and said, "What kind of bullshit theory is this? Is the young man stupid by studying?"

"Maybe, can we start?"

"Well, where are you going?"

"Outside C."

"..."

At the foot of the mountain outside C, Lu Yi and Tang Zihao were driven out of the car. The speed bump up the mountain outside C has always been a psychological shadow for the drivers.

There is a lot of pressure to turn off the engine on the slope, so students who want to go up the mountain will generally refuse to accept it, but the price is still acceptable.

It's just that this uncle was a bit cold-hearted, he didn't blackmail them, he even offered a discount, and turned around and ran away impatiently.

On the huge red rock in front of the school gate, "C City Foreign Language University" was written in gold paint. Lu Yi gathered Tang Zihao's coat and took him to the school bus for the first time in more than a month.

The school bus started rolling, and it has not stopped until the night is dark.

There were only a few people in the car, sitting bored waiting for it to be full, while looking at their phones.

A great coincidence meets here.

Liu Yiyi was sitting in the most conspicuous position at the front. As soon as Lu Yi stepped into the car, her attention was completely attracted by Tang Zihao.

"Zihao..." she called.

Tang Zihao gave her a blank look.

"Oh."

Lu Yi intentionally blocked their sight, he helped Tang Zihao into the car.

"Slow down, don't slip."

Liu Yiyi: "..."

For a moment, she regarded Lu Yi as a rival in love.

Lan Qiaoqiao amuses herself, even taking pictures with Polaroids in the dormitory.After the photo was taken, the photo was pasted on the wall, and the bed curtain was drawn, so that only he could appreciate it.

Xiang Xing opened the notebook and put it on the bed and desk. The movie was left alone, but he didn't watch it.

It wasn't until Deng Zhi opened the door and Tang Zihao entered that his expression changed a bit.

Jiang Siyuan: "Boss..."

Lu Yi made a "shh" gesture.

Deng Zhi mouthed and said, "I saved the meal."

"No, I ate pastries on the way."

"Is the boss okay? Why... a little... what?"

"Scared by your enthusiasm."

"Wash your face? I'll go to the hot water."

"No, go do your thing, I'll do it."

Jiang Siyuan put Lan Qiaoqiao on the table, and threw the lipstick wrapped in fancy stickers on the bed.

"Hate!"

"Take it easy buddy, the boss is back."

"Boss?!" Lan Qiaoqiao said happily, "Boss, when did you come back?"

Lu Yi's glasses had just been taken off halfway, and his eyes flicked over as if they were going to kill him like a knife, when his tongue suddenly froze.

"Boss is going to rest, everyone please turn off the lights." Lu Yi took the lead to turn off the lights in the dormitory.

Lan Qiaoqiao secretly climbed onto Xiang Xing's bed, and said with a sinister smile, "Xiang Xing, what is Lu Yi going to do to the boss?"

The latter tapped him with a large pen.

"It's none of your business!"

"Hey, why is it none of my business? Whether it's the boss or Lu Yi, aren't they all Chinese cabbage in my family?"

"I'm sorry, but your two cabbages may have to hug each other to keep warm. Get the fuck out of here, I won't mess with you!"

Tang Zihao kept his mouth shut the whole time, his eyes drifted away, from the time he got back from the car to the time he arranged to sleep, he was almost in a daze, his head was buzzing.

Lu Yi sat at the table and meditated for half an hour, reviewed the content that he planned to review and missed in class today, and went to bed contentedly.

The boys from the School of Journalism and Communication in the opposite building were practicing breath again.

"Ah-ah-ah-"

Tang Zihao cursed reflexively: "Damn it, stop arguing!"

☆, no Lu Yi = boring

As the saying goes: A good night's sleep is better than a pot of old hen soup.

Tang Zihao raised his spirits all night, and finally woke up the next day.Other than being easily distracted, it's pretty normal.

Others went to morning classes.

The faint sunlight shines in through the blue curtains, and the small world of 412 has a different kind of warmth.

The projection of Tang Zihao's nose fell on the profile of his face, and he blinked restlessly.

A note was pressed on the table with a water glass.

- There are medicines in the cabinet, remember to take them on time.I've asked for leave for you, take a break if you have time.Don't go out if you have nothing to do.Buy it earlier for you.Also, remember to read books.

He used his duodenum to figure out who it was.

"Mother-in-law, long-winded, do you still want to teach me the three principles and four constant principles? Be my mother."

However, his eyes showed no sign of moving away.Big Fart spun around on the letter paper with his eyes, turning out a wonderful flower.

Looking at the whitish paper, he always felt empty.

"This big illiterate, why doesn't he even pay for it?"

It was inconvenient for Tang Zihao to support his sick hand, his neck was stretched when he walked, and his muscles and bones were stretched, and his flesh was pulled.

But he still persevered and took out a pen from the messy stationery box, and wrote the word "Lu Yi" in Tang's font in the lower left corner of the letter.

"Uh, it seems to be written in the wrong place."

……

"No wonder I haven't touched a pen for a long time."

He simply made mistakes again and again, and added a few more words.

"Your respect, Lu Yi, perfect."

It is said that people with untidy cabinets are twice as creative as those with clean cabinets.

Tang Zihao claimed to be a born artist, and he didn't know how to write the word "appearance" at all.

He stuffed the letter paper into the bottom of the cabinet, then picked up the clothes on it, turned and walked out the door.

Zhao Feiyan and Aunt Zhang sat in front of the service desk on the ground floor.

When Tang Zihao sprinted at a speed of [-] meters and carried the laundry to be washed in front of them, Zhao Feiyan noticed him.

Sure enough, that person had disappeared when he came out.

Aunt Zhang was knitting a sweater with a small electric oven on, with a blanket on her legs and reading glasses on her nose.

Tang Zihao had the illusion that "this person is in his twilight years".

"Xiao Tang, come and sit down."

"Eh, okay."

Aunt Zhang moved the small oven to Tang Zihao's side.

"Auntie, I'm not cold." After finishing speaking, he pushed her over again.

Aunt Zhang has always admired this kind of people who can read faces and do things well, and immediately said: "Young man, you will have a bright future in the future."

"Um……"

"Little Tang, what's the matter with your hand?"

"Oh, I fell on a feldspar ladder when I went down the mountain."

"I don't think so." Aunt Zhang said categorically, "You went to dig out the bird's nest again."

"Come on, Auntie, you really think highly of me. With my three-legged cat skills, I have to fall a third-level disability to climb a tree. Besides, what kind of bird lays eggs this day. Eating feces can't keep up with hot ones. Birds have a nervous system. , not so stupid."

Aunt Zhang pulled out a length of wool.

"That too."

"Auntie, what's wrong with your leg? I don't think it's too cold outside. You're wrapped up like a corn."

Aunt Zhang was worried.

"Young man, old cold legs!" She grabbed Tang Zihao's arm and said vividly: "I think when I was young, I also liked to go out for a walk in winter with bare legs and short skirts like those little girls, and then I fell down. Got this bug."

"Oh, rheumatic bone disease."

"Xiao Tang, you can take it easy, teach your female classmates, let them change their ways, don't imitate me and hate for life."

"……Um."

Zhao Feiyan came out with a pot of hot tea.

"Your Auntie Zhang's legs are more accurate than the weather forecast, and the temperature will drop soon. You should go back and add some clothes. What does it look like in unlined clothes?"

Her three words are inseparable from safety.

"Semi-grown babies like you are the most difficult to manage, and the school will be responsible for any accidents. The flu is the favorite these days, so be careful."

"Oh."

Aunt Zhang is complaining from the heart, and Zhao Feiyan is the security ambassador.One has snot and tears, and the other babbles and doesn't follow the rules.

Tang Zihao picked up his clothes and walked away without staying for a moment.

After all, half of November has passed, and tomorrow is the sports meeting.

"Is there anyone, Xu Hong, open the door!" Tang Zihao kicked the door with two bright colored balls in his hand.

The chances of the French department asking for leave are extremely small. He was only doing it for entertainment, and he didn't expect anyone to be there.

How could it be a coincidence?

Xu Hong came out with a hair full of oil and opened the door.

The quilt that was folded like dried tofu when we met last time turned into soybean oil skin, and a corner fell on the ground.

"Hey, Brother Hong is qualified and slept well."

Xu Hong rubbed her eyes.

This guy didn't know how long he slept, but he just turned his single eyelid into triple eyelid.

"Brother Tang, why are you looking for me?"

"It's nothing, I'm on business. This is for you."

"Ah?" Xu Hong was frightened and threw the bouquet out.

Tang Zihao touched his stomach with his elbow.

"Have you got a ghost on your body yet?"

"not me……"

"Yes, yes, what is it, yes. Brother Hong, I am speaking out loudly. You want me to cheer you up and give you face, but you deliberately hide your identity as an athlete and turn a corner to ask me to cheer you up. Yes What do you mean?"

Xu Hong didn't know what to say, she couldn't speak, so she had to scratch her hair frantically.Thankfully no scalp fell out.

"The information is so opaque, should I consider finding a lawyer for protection? I feel that my rights have been greatly violated |"

Tang Zihao looked at this so-called "marathon runner" up and down, but he really didn't see the potential for long-distance running under his white skin.

Wenwen is weak, and he is still a dog with glasses.

"Tell me, why did you lie to me? Also, why don't you go to class?" Tang Zihao naturally found a place to sit down and raised his iconic Erlang legs.

Xu Hong turned her bald head, which was afraid of being scratched, to him, only then did he realize that there were two spins on the man's head.

"I can't tell, you're still stubborn."

"???"

"I'll popularize it for you. There are two spins on my head. He is a big man who won't come back with eight horses. Dare I ask Mr. Hong, what did you do 1 times that you don't want to turn back? Robbery?"

Zheng Yuse said it in his voice, and Xu Hong expressed displeasure on his face, and said: "Don't say it."

Tang Zihao didn't want to worry too much at first, but it's too much time to pass, so it would be boring.

"Forget it, I don't want to curry favor with you, and I don't want your secrets. Just forgive me for not being there at that time, so go ahead and run."

"But the counselor has requirements for everything..."

"Why should I cheer for a white-eyed wolf?" Tang Zihao said mercilessly, "We don't know each other well, do we?"

"..."

"Wash up and sleep brother, your masculinity is starting to let go of yourself."

Xu Hong took off her eyes and wiped them with the cloth on her chest, saying, "Okay."

The breakfast Lu Yi bought for him was always the same, always the silly green balls stuffed with glutinous rice and red bean paste.

The most ridiculous thing is that "blush" is applied on the green dumplings.

But the sameness was just right for him.

After Tang Zihao finished eating, he laid his body on the bed.

As soon as he lay down, something hit his head.

The two luminous pigs lay quietly underneath, and Tang Zihao touched them out as if they were treasures.

"Good things come in pairs, good things come in pairs... I really don't want to separate you two."

Tang Zihao said to himself.

"However, your butts are too big and you have no breasts. I feel aggrieved by the crowding, and I don't have anything to touch. Why don't you separate first? Shall I find a new home?"

"Well, well, it's settled like that."

"Tell me, who of you wants to live with me?"

"I want to think about it, but that won't work. Although the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, I can only support one. The other can only be wronged and go to find Dad on its own."

Tang Zihao thought of shadow puppets, one person held two shadow puppets and recited two lines.Commonly known as "intermittent split personality."

I just don't know what it's like to put these two pigs in the shadow play.

Then he suddenly realized what he had said.

"Why do I say I'm looking for Daddy?"

???

For a moment, he himself was in a trance.

The hot pot base that Liu Yiyi sent him seemed to have been cleaned up, and the toilet trough was covered with a layer of red oil, which made him want to go up and lick it clean.

"That goddamn bastard Lu Yi can't live with the food. Throw me the hot pot bottoms, and see if I don't chop off your hands! Fuck you, eat your plain rice, and sleep on your bed? Look at the way you are swearing! I should have pinched your incense so that you can't pee! Ouch, the more you talk, the more angry you get..."

Tang Zihao was squatting in the toilet brushing the sink, swearing profusely.

The broken shower spouted again, spewing out a spout of fountains.Before he could stand upright, he banged his head on the doorknob.

Today's fortune of Sagittarius: Half a star, avoid house.

He has a deep understanding of what it means to be "not eating|shit, better than eating|shit."

The soles of his feet slipped and he fell into the trough of squatting and urinals, still in the position of a dog eating shit that humiliated the country.

In order to protect his useless hand, he crawled for a while before struggling to get up, and grinning his teeth, he turned off the shower faucet.

When he came out of the toilet, he had the urge to dismember someone.

It's just that when he thought of the appearance of Lu Yi coming out of the toilet while bowing and copying the toilet brush in the incident of "Water flooding Jinshan", his mentality became a little more balanced.

Lu Yi probably didn't know that he was about to meet Tang Zihao's fate.

Lu Yi has five-star mobility and memory, and the key is his necessary magic weapon.

The door of 412 is also an antique, and the lock has remained the same for many years. Perhaps it has gradually become a little tricky due to rust, and it cannot be unscrewed by force.

Lu Yi also summed up an undefeated theory of "successfully open the door within two seconds" after many failures.

However, no matter how correct this theory is today, it still makes him feel like a dog.

He was carrying his lunch with a smile on his face, and when he rushed back to the dormitory from the elite class (project class) in the half-hour gap, he saw Tang Zihao when he entered the door...

Yi|绝|不|hangingly squatted on the ground and cut the nails.

Tang Zihao: "..."

Lu Yi: "..."

☆, evil woman

"Excuse me." Lu Yi said and closed the door to leave.

"Hey, don't. Lu Yi, come back to me, my hand is useless, my hand is going to be broken."

"It was a broken hand."

Lu Yi's Adam's apple rolled a few times.

He walked in dazedly and put the lunch box on the table."Out of sight, out of mind is peace of mind" written on one face.

Tang Zihao's neck, where his severed hand was hanging, secreted a lot of lactic acid, which was eroding his endurance.

"Lu Yi, you are sick. You turned your face to me, and you were slapped by the door?"

"...You put on your clothes and we'll talk."

Tang Zihao kicked the trash can.

"It's all your fault. My clothes are terrible. Throw them away."

"Then find other clothes."

"Do you think I, a pheasant, still have money to buy clothes? There are all those sets, and the rest are hanging outside after washing. I am panicking from the cold now."

Lu Yi shook his head and opened his cabinet.

"What color do you want? Sportswear or down jacket?"

"Let's put it aside for now. I'll take a shower first, Lu Yi, I've used your shower gel. Thank you."

"Well. You're welcome."

When Tang Zihao went into the toilet with bare feet, Lu Yi saw a few footprints on the ground.He silently dragged his own through the gap under the toilet door.

"Lu Yi, turn up the water temperature. The school's hot water system should be replaced. It's cold, and the water isn't as warm as urine."

The adjustment knob was outside, Lu Yi thought for a while, and adjusted the knob to "[-] degrees Celsius".

Lu Yi: "Is it enough?"

"Alright, alright."

Tang Zihao suffers from intermittent ADHD.This symptom is very obvious when taking a bath.

In view of the cleanliness of the toilet walls, Tang Zihao would rub the shower gel on the walls every time he took a shower.

There was a bubble, and the follow-up process was omitted by him.Every time he went out of the bathroom, it was like a war was over.White foam hung on the walls, as did the faucet towels and the shower.

Furthermore, he never buys shower gel, and uses other people's.

"Lu Yi," he poked his head and half of his neck out from the crack of the door, and the mist caused by the hot water rendered the inside a hazy white.

There were some small drops of water on Tang Zihao's hair and eyelashes.

Lu Yi hesitated and said, "You... why..."

"Bring me my towel."

"Big or small?"

"Extra large. By the way, get another roll."

Lu Yi was a little strange: "What do you need paper for?"

Tang Zihao showed a wicked smirk typical of hooligans and said, "Come out."

"..."

Half an hour later, Tang Zihao came out wearing a knee-high bath towel.

Lu Yi breathed a sigh of relief - thank God, he didn't fall down.

He sat with his legs open like a grandfather, and put his feet up in front of the tip of Lu Yi's nose.

"Cut my toenails, my hands are numb."

Lu Yi didn't hide, and said lightly: "I'm going to class."

"Really?" He turned his ankle into a rocker.

"Have you missed the class time? You have been late for about ten minutes. If you go now, it is considered absent from class. When did your old man have such a bad memory?"

"..."

"Are you rejecting me in disguise?"

Lu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and took the nail clippers over.He grabbed Tang Zihao's feet.

The latter enjoyed this feeling very much, humming a little tune while watching him intently.

Tang Zihao: "Lu Yi, I haven't answered the question you asked me last time."

"Well, what's the problem?"

"What did you ask me? Think for yourself."

"Come on, I don't remember."

"You really are a noble person who forgets things too much." Tang Zihao bowed his upper body forward: "You asked me if I have feelings for men."

"..." Lu Yi's hands trembled.

"Damn it! Fuck|Your mother, I cut my foot. Lu Yi, are you an idiot? Can you take a break?"

"Oh, sorry."

"It spoils the scenery. Forget it, let's not talk about it. You disturb my heart."

Lu Yi finished cutting off one foot and changed the other one.

Lu Yi: "If you don't say it, you won't say it. Zihao, there is something. You were named by Teacher Mu today. I think she will trouble you next week."

"That wicked woman? It's a matter of course. If I ask for leave, it's none of her business whether I break the law or skip classes."

"You have to figure out a way to get both of you down. You can't deal with her the same way you dealt with Ajie."

Tang Zihao smiled without saying a word.

This so-called Mr. Mu is a well-known wicked woman in the French department.

She is in the center of public opinion, on the cusp of the storm, and her every action can easily become a topic of discussion, and she is criticized by all the students.The situation appears to be holding fairly steady for the moment and will remain so for a long time, with a very low chance of reversal.

That's because she has something to hate.

The wicked woman looks ordinary, and her figure is not outstanding.An ordinary person without makeup, and an ordinary person with makeup on.

Class B2 described her as the reincarnation of Daji, damn it, a goddamn evil star!

She always has only three expressions: white eyes, squinting eyes, and crooked mouth.

"Your brother is only one year younger than you. It's hard for me to imagine what your mother has gone through."

Deng Zhi almost spit out his old blood to death after hearing this conscientious words.

"Society has progressed, and people's sex | life is not known to be restrained. Don't just throw away the leaflets issued by the safety committee. The above suggestions are very good."

Tang Zihao: "Teacher, you are only in your thirties, and the feudal ideology is so deeply rooted. It seems that the junior should be a product of planning."

"..."

"You can't even read such a simple sentence, how did you get into class B?"

Tang Zihao replied: "Teacher, I have never heard of anyone who can run a hundred and eight thousand miles when they come out of the mother's womb. You ask that the blue is better than the blue, and you don't want to be so eager for quick success."

"One bang, then decline again, three times exhausted. Are you so emboldened in the first shot?"

"I never wear glasses in class with a temperature of more than 500 degrees. It's not because I'm a maverick, but because I don't want to see you at all. To be honest, I would rather be blind in class. The way you are waiting for food makes me not in the mood to eat. I'm no one's mother."

Tang Zihao: "That's right, you have two milks in total, and it's not like the sows can suck together in a row, so they won't be able to feed them."

"Fuck|Your uncle, get out of here!"

"Come on, you must miss class once."

To commemorate this profound teacher-student friendship, Class B2 created a special group to expose this surprising candid photo.

412's tastes are not so strange, at least they won't be obsessed|Mr., they can be regarded as the clear stream among boys.

Tang Zihao raised his eyebrows.

"She, anyway, I can't get used to each other. She doesn't give me face, and I am willing to fight with her. What steps are you looking for?"

Lu Yi: "This time the matter is not simple, the news has been reported to the head of the department."

"What did the director say?"

"Probably, verbal leave does not count. Also, if you contradict the teacher, you may be punished."

"Punishment? Detention in school or direct expulsion?"

"...This, remains to be seen."

"It's ok. The little bitch is very good at handling things. It's rare for someone to believe her one-sided words. It's wrong for me to contradict, and his verbal attacks are justified, right?"

"Be considerate of each other..."

"I don't know that kind of nonsense. Which of my middle school friends didn't come to our place after being expelled from school? What am I afraid of? Everything is true, and it doesn't matter."

"Uh...well, besides, several teachers discussed it, combined with your usual performance, they gave you zero points in your usual grades. That is to say, if there is no accident, you have to consider repeating the grade."

"...This time I'm singing along, why the hell am I acting like an outsider and don't know anything?"

Lu Yi raised his glasses.

"Notifications have been issued today, with notices of criticism and serious warnings. Pay more attention."

After the toenails were cut, Tang Zihao slapped the table and stood up.

"Lu Yi, I don't want to talk about this right now. Find me some clothes, and I'll go to the cafeteria. I've hurt you, go back to class, maybe you can save it. I'm a rat shit, don't you..."

Lu Yi gave him a sweater.

Lu Yi: "Think about it, then I'll go first."

"Get lost." Tang Zihao said with a smile.

It's easy when you go to college, no one will care about you when you go to college, you don't have to study when you go to college, and you can skip classes at will, all of which are fucking nonsense to coax people to take the college entrance examination obediently.

The more Tang Zihao thought about it, the more he felt a dull pain in his head.

Tang Zihao didn't go to eat, he didn't even bring his meal card.

He walked around outside the cafeteria several times, and walked into the commercial street a few times.

A cleaner in uniform was sorting out the waste in the trash can, and he turned his head to look.

Still nothing he was looking for.

The slope to pick up the courier was a high-risk area. It just happened that it had rained these few days and the road was much thinner. Tang Zihao saw those girls in beautiful skirts walking down step by step with a stick alone.

Girls other than C are really pitiful, they can't find a boyfriend even if they have capital.

It must be better to hold one hand and fall all over the place than to walk in such a wretched way.

The proprietress of the canteen looked at her mobile phone, and while she was busy, she fanned the smell of roasted sweet potatoes far away with a cattail fan.

Tang Zihao's stomach groaned.

"Hungry?" a girl asked from behind.

"??"

Tang Zihao felt that in his dream university, there were only two fillers: busyness and coincidence.

I just said that my friends were all fired, and here comes one.

"Tang Zihao, long time no see, miss me?"

"Think, think about it, Miss Jiang, you have become beautiful again."

The person who came had short, cool hair, was a little chunky, and was only wearing a white dress in the cold weather, and pulled a pair of black slippers under his feet.

Her name is Jiang Lan, Tang Zihao's high school classmate, and also a buddy who "was born and died".

"Little Tang, what happened to your hand?"

"It's nothing, I fell down the mountain."

Jiang Lan's eyes became gongs.

"Don't lie to me, did someone bully you? I'll avenge you."

"Come on, can you still chew on the ladder? It really fell."

"A liar is a puppy."

"Okay, who lied to you as a minor."

"I'll trust you for now. Didn't you eat? Treat you to dinner." Jiang Lan was very generous.

"It's easy to say, go to the highest grade and eat the best."

"No ambition," Jiang Lan poked his chin and said, "Of course I go out to eat. Let's go, brother will take you out of the mountain."

"Grateful."

"My brothers are still talking about these things. We finally met, and I'll show you some meat." After Jiang Lan said, she put a hand on Tang Zihao's shoulder.

☆, elder sister Jiang Lan

"Do you want to stay? Do you want to stay?" A middle-aged woman walked around Tang Zihao.

The urban area where C is located is a bit out of the way, and the scenery under the mountain is not as good as the city center.

People were in pairs, arm in arm, zipping their coats to the top, laughing and shivering in the howling wind.

"Stay with your sister."

When Tang Zihao uttered these words and added a dirty face, the woman let out a "tch" and ran away.

Jiang Lan: "Xiao Tang has a big temper."

"Haven't I always been like this? Besides, I don't want any special service. Nine times out of ten these people are not good people."

Jiang Lan rolled her eyes and said, "Brother, you are overthinking. They are really good people."

"... What's so good about calling accommodation in broad daylight..."

Jiang Lan hailed a taxi.

"City West Railway Station."

In the car.

Tang Zihao: "You want to find your father?"

"Well, we haven't seen each other since he refused to send me money last time."

"I'm thinking about your past, just to find trouble. Your father controls you too leniently, which is a bit annoying."

"It's just a meal, what can I do, he is still my father after all."

"That's right. Unlike me, I don't want to see my dad at all."

Jiang Lan snapped her fingers and said, "Still the same?"

"Well. I actually didn't expect you to be outside C. You didn't contact me, and you didn't reply to my messages. What are you doing during summer vacation?"

"Working in summer vacation, in my dad's shop. I live a life that is not as good as pigs and dogs every day, and I have to sigh about life when I have time."

"Oh."

Tang Zihao looked out of the window.

Jiang Lan is a half-grown girl, just like Tang Zihao said - she is still a minor.

In the past, he was a top student who combined beauty and talent, and he dominated the first grade in the fourth grade from the first day of junior high school.

It's just that she fell in love with a scumbag in her first year of high school.

The scumbag tricked people with his technical skills, and at the same time, he was looking around for news about her.Jiang Lan was also devoted to this man, so that when he invited her to attend the birthday dinner later, she agreed without thinking.

A group of dick teenagers plus a girl are all the members of the party.That was the first time she went out crazy.

It's a mess in the bar, and it's impossible to take it without someone.The flurry of demons all had a pair of big pig's hooves, and they rubbed on her body indiscriminately.

The scum hugged her tightly, it felt like she was defending territorial sovereignty.

They also went to Song City and yelled at the top of their voices.

Jiang Lan remembered that in that extravagant room, the scum gave her the half-person-high three-layer cake, with his name written on each layer.

If so: Jiang Lan, I love you.

A young girl who is in love at the beginning of her life is somewhat dreamy about love.In Jiang Lan's previous memories, such things as candlelight dinners and sweet love stories only appeared in TV dramas and Mary Su's novels.

However, it wasn't until then that she realized that there was someone who could pamper him like a princess.

It's just that she has to hide all this from her parents, because no matter how noble and inviolable she puts this kind of thing, they will slap her to death because of "delayed study", "you are still young" and other reasons.

She went bungee jumping, water skiing, roller coasters, jumping machines with that scumbag.Those were her happiest days.Without the constraints of studying, no one will ask you: "Hey, did you finish your homework?"

It's a long way from outside C to the West Railway Station, and it gets dark early these days.The traffic on the road was not smooth, and they walked for more than two hours before they got out of the car.

Surrounded by dim lights and sparse low-style neon lights, the bus is still shifting.Tang Zihao pulled up the collar of Lu Yidi's sweater and used it as a mask.

Jiang Lan's skin was very fair, like a delicate porcelain doll under the soft light.

Jiang Lan: "Eat hot pot, go to my family's shop. But you may meet my dad, get ready, he has a bad temper."

Tang Zihao smiled and said, "I'm not his son-in-law, first impressions don't matter. By the way, you and Brother Huan haven't made up yet?"

"I can't get used to looking back."

"That's okay. With me, I will protect you. Brother Tang will always be your most solid backing."

Jiang Lan stomped her feet and said, "You're bluffing, don't you dislike women?"

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