The old Gong who slept on my upper bunk

... "

Jiang Lan took out the phone from his pocket.

"Hey, Xiao Tang, who is this? 'Old Eleven', who is this? Three missed calls."

"you give me."

Jiang Lan stuck out her tongue: "No, tell me who it is."

"Grandma, you can give it to me, I have to broadcast it back. Please do me a favor, Miss."

"Isn't 'Old Eleven' a character in your painting? You also told me that you have liked him for a long time. Could it be..."

"Don't guess."

"Is it your girlfriend?"

"you give me!"

Jiang Lan stuffed the phone to her chest.

……

Tang Zihao swallowed.

"Be honest, or you can reach out and take it out yourself."

"I'm thinking, I'm afraid my uncle will beat me to death. I don't want to follow in the footsteps of Brother Bu Huan."

"Don't change the subject, tell me who this person is. Is it your girlfriend?"

Tang Zihao didn't know what to do, and slowly choked out a word: "...is..."

Jiang Lan blinked her eyes twice.

"really?"

"Well. When did I lie to you? Can you give me your phone?"

"It's easy to say, here you are."

- Hey, Lu Yi, what are you fussing about?What about calling at night to scare ghosts?

- what did you go out for

- It's okay, my friend invited me to dinner.Do you want to be together, in the west of the city, I can still pick you up when you come over.

There was a pause for a few seconds.

-What friend?

- It's nothing to do with your football.friends from high school.It's okay, I'll go back early in the morning, so there's no need to leave me a meal.I won't take any medicine today.

- oh, then you stay safe.

- I know, I know, I'm just like Zhao Feiyan.

Jiang Lan listened with relish, and added embellishments: "My dear, good night."

Lu Yi's question came from the other end of the phone: "Your girlfriend?"

Jiang Lan: "Yes, how are you, little brother."

Tang Zihao: "No no no, Lu Yi, don't get me wrong..."

Lu Yi: "Understood, play slowly."

"Beep-beep-"

"Miss Jiang," Tang Zihao covered his face with his unbroken hands, crying to his father and mother, "you are really terrible."

Jiang Lan enjoyed it, stepping and dragging her hands behind her back, galloping like the wind.

"Haha, Xiao Tang, you really are crooked."

"Sister, please forgive me."

Jiang Lan chattered endlessly: "A good buddy in your dormitory?"

"Well, yes. Our dormitory is a pile of useless firewood. Apart from cheating for food and drink, it is also cheating and abducting. Just be a little more honest."

"The voice is nice, and he's good-looking too. What's wrong with coming to the French department? Why don't you go to Xinchuan to make money? His voice will definitely be popular in the future."

Tang Zihao caught up with a few strides, and said with his hands behind his back: "Can the new pass be compared with the ace major? That stuff is still in the elite class, and you will have to go abroad in two years. Speaking of which, I don't like the new pass the most. A few, yelling at the opposite side in the middle of the night, making people unable to sleep. I heard that their department office has been knocked on the door many times because of this, and people have come to complain."

Jiang Lan nodded and said, "Is that so. Did you study hard?"

"So-so, I don't feel much. The feeling of going to class is the same as masturbation."

"Almost, Shang Ying is also very boring. Hey, that Lu Yi, do you really like him?"

Tang Zihao was momentarily at a loss for words.

His feelings for Lu Yi are complicated, not so much liking, but curiosity.

It's just that the degree of curiosity is deeper, not less than liking.

"I'd love to know everything about you" and "I like you" sometimes can't tell the difference.Perhaps the relationship between the two is the chicken and the egg, no matter which comes first, they are always inseparable.

He always felt that there were many interesting things worth discussing under that scholarly face.

For example, why would that guy rather wait for half an hour for the elevator than take the stairs?And the last time he ran for his life, how could he kick like a bull.

And his wooden fish face, how can he keep his face calm?How much faster did his heart beat when he calmly said something astonishing?

"I suspect he has a hole in his lung. That guy seems to be born with a lack of lung capacity."

Jiang Lan jokingly said, "How can this be done? What if I pass out after kissing?"

"..." Tang Zihao felt that standing in front of Jiang Lan, he was no longer such a hooligan.

As the saying goes, there are people outside people."Big sister" is not just called casually.When Tang Zihao entered the rivers and lakes, Jiang Lan was still a three-good student with excellent character and academics.

It's just that this three-good student took a stimulant and drove the car in front of him with all his strength. In a short period of time, he experienced everything he hadn't experienced.

"Does he know what you're thinking?"

Tang Zihao was also in trouble.

"One muscle, I hinted so clearly. I said that I am a natural gay, but he actually asked me if I have feelings for men. Isn't this lack of heart?"

Jiang Lan chose a seat in the store and sat down, the hot chili soup in Yuanyang Pot was heaving and rising.

The dishes on the table are all ready, and they don't have to do it.

The hot pot restaurant was full as usual, and the waiters were so busy that they couldn't catch their breath.In addition to the smell of chili in the air is the smell of chili.

Presumably her mother and father don't have time to take care of her now.

Jiang Lan: "The speed with which he hung up the phone was faster than my mother's hand speed for instant killing products. I made a rough calculation. After I spoke, he only hesitated for 0.1 seconds."

"...Sister, are you a stopwatcher?"

"Hey, let me tell you, he must have been jealous just now. He's interested in you. Interesting. Interesting in this thing."

Tang Zihao's eyes lit up: "Are you kidding me?"

"Steady, that's right."

Tang Zihao lay face up on the chair.

His severed hand happened to be the right hand.

"But he doesn't care about me at all. That man doesn't think about anything, he just thinks about studying all day long. He's not interested in women either." Tang Zihao struggled to pick up a ball: "Well, this The taste is okay."

"Little brother, you are really fucking out of fashion. Please lower your posture, don't you always act with an attitude of being the only one in the world? You always use naturalness to define other people's behavior, you can see the ass."

"Eldest sister, although she is in a high position, she can't help herself. I feel extremely aggrieved when I am the boss." His face was wrinkled into a tangerine peel.

"Fuck you, you can't think about it carefully, is there anything unusual about Lu Yi recently? For example, he suddenly treats you well or something."

Tang Zihao rolled his eyes a few times, and came to a conclusion that he thought was correct: "No."

☆、Prelude to Falling Down

"No?" Jiang Lan was startled: "Then eat."

Tang Zihao wished he could pass out immediately.

"Sister, can you rely on some scores?"

Jiang Lan picked a piece of bacon into her mouth, her face twitched from being burned, and said vaguely: "I've had more love affairs than you have eaten shit. From my point of view, you are hopeless. Wait until you die alone, brother." .”

"Come on, then I have to remember your old man's teachings. I will burn incense to honor you someday?"

"Fuck you silly ass."

While eating happily, a piece of red oil fell onto Jiang Lan's dress while the pot was boiling vigorously. Tang Zihao saw that the face was changing between forbearance and fury almost at a frequency of twenty hertz.

After a while, Jiang Lan stood up as if nothing had happened, and the oil stains formed a small flower shape around her waist.

"I'm going to get some drinks," she said.

"Oh."

It was a coincidence that she left, Tang Zihao's cell phone rang without warning.

He thought it was Lu Yi, and hurriedly took it out.The screen shows that the caller is "Mom".

He raised the corner of his mouth and thought: What a coincidence.

"Hello, mom."

"Hey, Xiaohao. Have you eaten yet? Where is it?" The mother's voice was gentle and old.

"It's eating in the cafeteria."

"Oh. The weather has changed recently, remember to add clothes. Don't catch a cold."

"Got it, I'm not a three-year-old kid."

"If you run out of money, please tell me, and I will call you."

"Okay, whatever."

Of course Tang Zihao understood that she didn't just call to ask for warmth, so he immediately asked, "Did my dad hit you again?"

There was a sudden silence on the other side, Tang Zihao didn't want to ask further, he had already guessed the answer.

There was the sound of glass shattering on the phone.

Tang Zihao: "Is he going crazy throwing wine bottles again?"

Mother remained silent.

"Those wine bottles are worth more than his life. That guy is born to be untidy. Is the scar on his face healed? I'll scratch it again."

The mother's voice, as thin as a gossamer, was finally willing to let it out.

"Xiaohao, he is still your father after all."

"Yeah, but they're just some bastards." Tang Zihao wouldn't sneer, he would just scold people without turning a corner: "If you want to leave, leave as soon as possible, I'm really afraid that I will kill my father one day. I really can't understand that thing. "

There was a "no" on the other side.

Tang Zihao: "Keep an eye on yourself, don't hang around in front of him, he's chattering. That's it. I'll hang up first."

"Ah."

When he put down his phone, he subconsciously glanced at the people at the next table, and found that two eyes fell on him inadvertently, and hurriedly avoided them.

Tang Zihao sighed inexplicably: he and Liu Jie still resonate in some places.

The strong man who claimed to get the drink never came back, and now he might be messing around somewhere.

When she came back after changing her clothes, Tang Zihao's mood for eating had already disappeared.He doesn't like this noisy atmosphere, he considers himself a loner.

That night, all the nonsense gossip was vague.After setting up a dragon gate array to kill time for two hours, I rushed to school with a cigarette between my buttocks.

Jiang Lan drank a lot of wine and couldn't leave, so his father detained him.

Tang Zihao took the last bus back to school in a city he had lived in for six or seven years but was not very familiar with.

The more dazzling the scenery outside the window, the less able he was to appreciate it. The window seemed to separate him from the outside world on purpose.

Aunt Zhang, who picked up the lock and was about to lock the door, saw Tang Zihao, Yao Er obediently led him in.Tang Zi was afraid that he would be fooled by the cold wind, so he didn't say a word.

But someone prepared a cup of hot tea for him in the wind and rain.

Lu Yi stood outside the dormitory waiting for him.

Lu Yi: "Let's go first."

He shook his head, "Lu Yi, talk to me."

Lu Yi's figure trembled slightly, he took off his coat and put it on Tang Zihao's back.

"it is good."

Lying on the railing, Tang Zihao's lips were dry and whitish.

"Lu Yi, I think I'm a pervert. I hate my dad. He doesn't deserve to be my dad. I want to kill him."

Lu Yi didn't know the reason, but just said "hmm".

"I also hate myself. I live for nothing but wasting money and causing trouble. Even though I have, I am always running around for other people's affairs."

"Ah."

"The last time I saw that 58 recruited canteen masters at our school, but today I saw that they were withdrawn. I went to the canteen for a few laps and didn't see any advertisements for recruiting."

"Why would the cafeteria paste that kind of message?"

"Yeah, that looks a little silly, they should have notified them online."

Lu Yi asked uncertainly, "You did this for Liu Jie?"

"Come on, I've been messing around for half my life. I just hope that kid will remember me a little bit in the future. With his help, this way will be easier to mess up. Speaking of which, didn't you call him Ajie? It looks like you don't It's like I've been in touch with him."

"Call him another day."

Tang Zihao lifted his collar up a little.

"I originally wanted to find him a job at the school. There are rules and regulations and you can control him so that he won't mess around. But now that's the only way to go. You told him that there is a hot pot restaurant at Chengxi Railway Station recruiting people. I've already agreed. It depends on whether he goes or not."

Lu Yi pushed his eyes.

"Did you go to the West Railway Station today?"

"Well, I had a meal at my friend's hot pot restaurant."

Lu Yi coughed.

Tang Zihao remembered something.

"Lu Yi, don't think about it, that's a buddy of mine, not a girlfriend."

"Well, I understand."

"My people are watching Liu Jie's every move there, so there shouldn't be any problems. Jiang Lan's father has a special way of managing people. It's just...occasional mistakes."

Occasionally, he made a mistake, which happened when Jiang Lan was in his first year of high school.

She had a stomachache for a few days, and after a math class, when she stood up, there was blood on the stool.

The girl next to her at the same table was not surprised, and covered her with a notebook.It's just that she thought less, and things were much more complicated.

It was a class taught by the head teacher. Jiang Lan was drowsy for most of the class, and finally woke up a few minutes before the end of get out of class, and vomited all over the floor.

The physics teacher pushed his wise eyes sensitively, and the face of the deskmate was pale -- the vomit splashed on her clothes.

After that, Jiang Lan was called out of the classroom by the teacher in full view.Her stool couldn't hide either.

Some good boys rubbed their hands and laughed when they saw the dark red mark.

Later, I don't know who first spread the news: Jiang Lan was pregnant.

Portraits with good character and learning have nothing to do with this kind of incident, and they were all just gossip at first.For a long time, it was not announced to the public.

But the facts have proved that there is no hole, there will be no wind.

After Jiang Lan's father learned of this, he gave her a hard lesson.On the other hand, the mother was more open-minded, saying that she could understand, and did a good job in the ideological work on the father's side, and decided to find a time for surgery.

The scum has already fled away, and the world seems to have evaporated.On the one hand, he can't be friendly with the woman's family, and on the other hand, he is still punishable by law for what he did to 14-year-old Jiang Lan.

When Jiang Lan went to the hospital, she hadn't been to school for more than ten days, and there was a lot of gossip behind her back, so the private public opinion never stopped.

That's right, it's about to come to an end, more or less just the time of entering and leaving the operating room, everything was about to be refurbished.

But something went wrong along the way.

When Jiang Lan was pushed out, the doctor looked a little dazed.He said a few words to Jiang Lan's parents expressionlessly, then shook his head and left.

The mother subconsciously asked, "When will my daughter wake up?"

At this question, several people were stunned.

Too much anesthetic was given during the operation, and Jiang Lan remained in a coma for more than half a month.

Having been in a vegetable state for more than two weeks without eating or drinking, Jiang Lan was almost half blinded when she opened her eyes.

I couldn't go to the school anymore, and my family had to go through the procedure of withdrawing from school.In the name of dropping out of school, in fact, she herself knew that she was kicked out by the leadership union.

So she declared to the public: I was fired.

Later, when I transferred to a new school, I met Tang Xiaodi, who was a good match. After getting acquainted with each other, I didn't shy away from shaking out these old millet and rotten sesame seeds.

Lu Yi: "Why didn't you tell me before you did these things?"

Tang Zihao rubbed Lu Yi's butt with the back of his foot.

"You are the flower of the motherland, how can I let you run around with the burden of a strong country?"

Lu Yi smiled.

Tang Zihao continued: "No matter how much you can earn three or two thousand a month in the store, that crap will definitely be gone, it's easy to say."

Lu Yi shivered.

Tang Zihao looked heartless, but he was quite helpful.That enthusiasm is in his bones, even if he is holding a broken hand.

Tang Zihao: "Practice ends on Monday, will your elite class have extra classes?"

Lu Yi tilted his head and asked, "How do you know?"

"I, I didn't want to learn French at first, so I learned about it when I signed up. After knowing that the tuition is so expensive, I didn't think about it."

"Oh."

"So, you have to go to class on weekends, right? The schedule of the elite class is so fucking fucked up."

Lu Yi casually rubbed his shoulders.

"Zihao, I want to tell you something."

"speak."

Lu Yi bit his lip and remained silent for more than ten seconds.

Tang Zihao took the opportunity to tease: "Would you like to confess your love to me?"

"..."

"Lu Yi, I'm actually very interested in your sexual orientation." He put the tip of his nose to Lu Yi's ear, and let out a slow breath.

Lu Yi pushed his paw away as if he had been upper body.

"Axi, old man Lu Yi fuck/your sister!" Tang Zihao screamed while hugging his severed hand.

Several heads looked at each other on the balcony diagonally opposite.

Xiang Xing: "001, 007 call 001. The enemy is found ahead, the enemy is found."

Lan Qiaoqiao raised her throat: "Music!"

Xiang Xing's computer suddenly convulsed, and ethereal music wafted out.

"Sweet, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze..."

Lu Yi apologized symbolically: "I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, Lu Yi, I want to claim compensation from you."

Xiang Xing yelled: "Boss is doing great!" He roared, 412 exploded, and shouted in unison: "Boss, throw him down! Fall down!"

Lu Yi: "..."

The disciplinary committee member who was going to sleep happened to pass by, and said with a disheveled expression: "Excuse me, please continue, please continue." After speaking, he ran away with wind on his feet.

The boy who had just passed on his breath finally found a chance to take revenge, and the scholar Tang Zihao yelled, "Damn it, stop arguing!"

Tang Zihao: "It's making noise to death!"

"..."

☆, the first night in the same bed

"No, Lu Yi, you have to give me an explanation today." Tang Zihao stood in front of Lu Yi.

Lan Qiaoqiao yelled "stop", and the music stopped suddenly.

Xiang Xing made a thumbs-up gesture, and shouted with his hands like a horn: "I won't let you guys stay in the door anymore."

Lu Yi straightened and led, and said in an unquestionable tone: "Keep it."

Xiang Xing: "..."

Lu Yi: "What do you want to explain?"

Tang Zihao tested on the verge of danger, and said desperately: "Do you like men? Like me."

Before the words fell, he heard a snort of laughter first.

In this life, Tang Zihao might have a hard time with the new one.

Xinchuannan said in a substandard broadcasting tone: "I always feel that your soul is poisonous."

Lu Yi took off his glasses and wiped them on his clothes.

"That brother's famous words are used well."

Tang Zihao: "He must love Lu Xun to death. Then buddy, go to bed with you. Lu Yi, don't talk nonsense, answer my question."

Xinchuannan couldn't see Lu Yi's face clearly, but he felt a proud chill.I have to admire Tang Zihao's courage to die.

Lu Yi pushed his glasses back to his ears, and said word by word: "Same-sex people are rotten and hypocritical, not worth mentioning."

Tang Zihao was speechless for a moment, and his thoughts were pulled back to a certain professional class. At that time, Lu Yi also said the same thing.

"Zihao, I don't know what your purpose is, but this kind of game is not fun at all. Also, it's time for you to take your medicine. It's cold outside, let's go inside."

Tang Zihao's expression froze, Xin Chuannan clapped his hands twice, and said with a smile, "It's cold."

It's just that the stiff expression is fleeting.

"Hey, didn't I think that you read books all day long, looking for fun and joking to relieve boredom? Are you serious? Lu Yi."

Lu Yi squinted his glasses and glanced at him.

Tang Zihao hated this kind of expression the most.

"Just kidding, why are you still sticking your nose in the face?" Tang Zihao was a little annoyed: "Don't be like that wicked woman, okay, look at me with such eyes, I look disgusting."

Crackling | There was a loud clatter of slippers, and when Tang Zihao went back to bed, he ran into the bed-sweeping Disciplinary Committee who had been frightened to death.

"Time to sleep, buddy."

Disciplinary Committee: "Thank God, you finally finished it. What class are you in?"

"B2, what's the matter, the Commission for Discipline Inspection wants to mark me down?"

The Disciplinary Committee hugged the blue folder to his chest, shook his hand and said, "How is that possible, just make friends."

"Don't, take it easy, I'm an idiot."

"..."

"Maybe the world still has prejudices against our group."

The Disciplinary Committee swallowed, he really didn't know how to answer such words.

"I think this is a person's personal freedom, and others have no right to interfere...that..."

"Yes, no right to interfere, but can you guarantee that they will be treated equally?"

Tang Zihao himself was surprised when he said such a thing, but the reason was that he said it out of breath.I swept away my face just now, and I can't get it back for a while, so it's better to embarrass myself a little more.

Lu Yi has long since disappeared, but even if he is here, it doesn't matter. Anyway, his attitude is firm - he looks down upon and cannot accept it.

The Disciplinary Committee laughed dryly.

Tang Zihao: "What's your surname?"

"Oh, Wang Xin, from class A3."

Tang Zihao frowned. So far he had asked the names of the boys, except for the senior who took the exam.It's Xu Hong and this Disciplinary Committee, damn it, they're all fucking bullies.

Tang Zihao stretched out his unbroken left hand.

"Class B2, Tang Zihao."

The disciplinary committee shook hands with him.

The location of Yunyuan is remote, and it is old and in disrepair, and there are many bad things caused by excessive humidity. It is a place that does not want people to patronize.

One is the wall skin, which is worse than Deng Zhi's dandruff.

Sometimes when soaking noodles in the dormitory, a piece of white skin would fall into the bowl unpredictably.Xiang Xing vividly calls it "increasing the volume without increasing the price".

People who go to bed are also deeply troubled by it. Maybe one day they will be choked to death by the falling ceiling skin when they sleep with their mouths open.

Don't worry about being stripped of clothes, but the ceiling is still fucking leaking.

Tang Zihao clearly remembered that on the day he came to the school to report, Xiang Xing's bed was completely submerged, and several basins took turns to catch the dripping water.The guy rubbed Deng Zhi's bed for a while.

The second is a rich ecological environment.

Yunyuan is a paradise for mice and a hometown for cockroaches.

Jiang Siyuan once used four braided baskets to hold down a good-bred mouse, intending to kill it in the morning and show it to the public, but it broke through layer by layer at night, biting holes in all the baskets and escaping.

Apart from the colorful perfume bottles and lipsticks on Lan Qiaoqiao's bed ladder, most of them are insecticides, and they are all "Chaowei" brand insecticides.He bragged about how awesome the thing was, and the results were immediate.

How shocking Yunyuan is, I won’t go into details here.

When Tang Zihao was assigned here, he specifically consulted the dormitory auntie.

"Is this what your school uses to welcome our freshmen? I think I need to dust it off with an '82 feather duster."

Aunt Zhang's hands were twitching like chicken feet, and that's when she wrote down Tang Zihao.

Today, another "accident" successfully occurred in the dormitory.

Lu Yi looked at his drenched quilt and looked extremely calm.

Everyone was silent, with a look of "I don't know don't ask me".

Ever since Jiang Siyuan was kidnapped, they all obediently called Tang Zihao the boss, only Lu Yi was dishonest.

As long as the boss doesn't talk about everything, they can't even think about offering to help enthusiastically.

A person like Lu Yi who is more serious than a monk should not be provoked.Tang Zihao calmed down a little, and thought about it from another angle: his remarks were still very unbearable for a straight man of steel.

He compromised: "Lu Yi, sleep with me."

The bedroom booed.

"Fuck|Your mother, shush, shush, shut up for me."

Lu Yi didn't say whether he would like it or not, he just walked outside the door, took a bucket and a basin, and put them in the place where the water leaked.

After that, he stood in front of Tang Zihao like a piece of wood.

Tang Zihao looked at his expressionless face, felt aggrieved in his heart, and said, "I was wrong, good brother, don't be angry."

Lu Yi took off his glasses.

"Aren't you going to sleep?"

"???" Tang Zihao's throat seemed to be choked by something, and he couldn't speak for a while.

"If you want to go back on your word, I'll go out and find a hotel by myself..."

The word "hotel" barely came out of his mouth, Tang Zihao stepped on the edge of the bed and touched Lu Yi's pillow.

"Hey, welcome."

"Well, is your hand okay?"

"No, it's pretty solid. Do you need to read the book again?"

"No, I'm sleepy. Zihao, do you sleep inside or outside?"

"Uh... inside."

The bed in the dormitory is only ninety centimeters wide, and the two elders are a little anxious to sleep.

But in the cold weather, it is just right to keep warm.

Tang Zihao slept against the wall all night, while Lu Yi occupied two-thirds of the position without moving. Looking at his arms, they were still hanging outside.

It doesn't matter if it occupies a wide position, this person is also very sensitive to the touch of the skin.Even with his eyes closed, once Tang Zihao got close, he would reflexively move away.

Tang Zihao couldn't fall asleep, so he turned sideways and fished Lu Yi's hand into the quilt.

"Lu Yi..." He whispered, "Move over, it will fall down later."

Lu Yi rubbed inside twice.

Tang Zihao had never felt a person's breath so closely and watched his chest rise and fall.

So he let himself go in a strange way, in a twisted posture that would not touch the severed hand, turned sideways, stared at that beautiful handsome face, as if appreciating a gift, and closed his eyes in the early morning.

The next day, it rained heavily.On the first day of the sports meeting, the competition field was changed from the wind and rain playground to the indoor sports field.

"Zihao, Zihao..."

"Hey, let me sleep a little longer. Lu Yi, you are so annoying."

"If you don't get up again, your bed will be cold sooner."

"Things are forcing, how can there be so many..." Tang Zihao turned over and saw the whole banquet, and only after a few seconds did he spit out the last word: "Things..."

He wrapped himself tightly in the quilt.

"You're really free. After buying so much, I'm going to be cold like a dog. I don't want to get up."

That being said, his gaze hung wolfishly upon the menu items brought out from the top tier.

"Eight, nine, ten... I'll go, why do you buy so many?"

Lu Yi said calmly: "I don't know what you like, so I bought them all."

"Fuck, you love me too much. But what if I can't finish it? How about this, Lu Yi, you leave me a portion, and if you don't eat the rest, put it in Aunt Zhang's refrigerator. Eat it I’ll pick it up when it’s time, so I can eat three meals a day for three days.”

"..."

This sense of thrift is also possible.

Tang Zihao: "If you have money, you can't spend it like this. Lu Yi, are you fucking short-hearted?"

"Tsk tsk."

There were only the two of them in the bedroom.

"Lu Yi, how many of them are there?"

"Lan Qiaoqiao, Deng Zhi, and Jiang Siyuan went shopping and went home to Xiang Xing."

Tang Zihao almost died laughing: "Lan Qiaoqiao, did he go shopping for underwear with two straight men? Haha..."

"...There are people from the World Trade Plaza in the North City Business Park. I heard that they are celebrities. They went to watch the excitement. There are still many people. They left after signing in."

"Oh." Tang Zihao thought with his scalp and knew that someone had signed for him.

Lu Yi: "Lan Qiaoqiao also asked if you want to buy a poster with your signature."

Tang Zihao looked disdainful.

"Signatures for dinner? What do I want them for?"

Lu Yi cocked his legs once in a while and said, "It's Miss Jin."

"..."

"Do you still want to?"

"Damn it, Lu Yi, you beheaded, can you finish your sentence in one breath?!"

Tang Zihao got up from the bed like nails in his buttocks, and put on the clothes Lu Yi gave him in two or three times.

"Lu Yi, I heard Sister Jin's call. I have to meet her."

"Let's go after dinner, I'll be with you."

"Don't eat! Wait a thousand years, what is Miss Jin doing in City C...Feng Shui turns, this treasure land is finally visited by a big star, right? Hey...where are my shoes? Oh, here, Lu Yi, your feet... ..."

Lu Yi watched him jump up and down, helpless.

Staying in bed is risky, chasing stars requires reason.

☆, the extra seine

The World Trade Plaza in the Business Park sounds grand, but it is actually only two dams of about one hundred and eighty square meters.

The two dams are separated by a few steps. The upper block has some recreational facilities, and the lower block is used by self-employed households to sell skewers and barbecues during the day, and is vacated at night for aunts who dance in the square.

But for Tang Zihao, passing by here is always for one thing: to buy vegetables.

Tang Zihao visited large and small farmer's markets in a radius of ten miles outside C. After comparing them, he found that this place not only saves travel, but also has many dishes at affordable prices, so he often visits them.

On this day, before arriving at the destination, Tang Zihao saw a few people who seemed to be returning from there at the corner of the street.

They held posters in their hands and books in their hands.

But the poster is facing him from the back, and the book is also wrapped in white, so the source is yet to be considered.

But if it's really Miss Jin, what are they doing back so early?

Could it be...it's over?

Tang Zihao shivered twice in the cold wind, and hurried forward.

The World Trade Plaza is surrounded by water, and there are colorful umbrellas everywhere.

But when he got closer, he realized that there was no way to enter this place.The staff surrounded it with nets, and only a small number of people bought tickets, and most of them were lying on the Internet to watch the fun.

It feels like a boxing ring.However, the appearance of the net is not very good. In fact, more accurately, it is more like a frame around a fighting cock, and people outside see the fighting inside.

The grade was lowered in an instant.

Tang Zihao held up the umbrella, so he had no hands to do other things.

Squeezing his body and using all his strength to squeeze in, he finally touched the net, but a man with a big arm and a round waist appeared out of nowhere, and someone accidentally touched his severed hand.

"Hiss—you fucking! I'm going, your eyes are long farts | Are your eyes on?!"

The man was startled, and the people around him dispersed to make room for him.

The two faced each other in the middle, and the eyes of the crowd shifted from the dense crowd in the net to here.

The man said sincerely: "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me take a look for you."

"Look at the hammer..."

The man scratched his head and said honestly, "I happen to be a medical student."

Tang Zihao: "..."

This is really true, touching porcelain fails, but encountering titanium alloy.

The staff in the network said a few words into the microphone, you pass it to me and I pass it to you.

After a while, a person came out of the door.

He waved the electric baton: "Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing?"

Tang Zihao clutched his severed hand, his face turned pale from the pain.

"There's someone here trying to tear my bones apart..."

Man: "I didn't, I just... didn't see it, brother..."

"You fucking, who is your brother?!"

The staff looked at the half-grown boy who was full of swear words, and ordered someone to come out.

The staff who came were stunned and looked like weak chickens who could be knocked down.

"You, take him to have a look. Don't make trouble here. Sister Jin's signing will start immediately, and I will go over there to maintain order."

"Oh."

There is only one small hospital around World Trade Plaza.Tang Zihao sometimes feels that this so-called business park is a product of the 70s, and all the accessories give people an old feeling.

Perhaps affected by Sister Jin, there were not many people in the hospital, and it didn't take much time to queue up.The man who showed him his hand was an old doctor who was not working hard, and that man was his apprentice.

As a layman watching the excitement, Tang Zihao was stuffed with technical jargon, and finally understood the essence: it's nothing serious.

At the end, the doctor said to him earnestly: "Young man, at such a young age, you have suffered such a severe loss of energy and blood. Let me prescribe you a supplementary medicine."

Tang Zihao suddenly thought of how Lu Yi forced him to take medicine.

"It's nothing, it's three-point poisonous medicine, I don't want to die yet."

The doctor lay on his back on the recliner, and said in a dignified manner: "As long as you are like this, I guarantee that you will not live to be thirty."

"..."

Tang Zihao thought in his heart: "Stinky old man, curse me to death."

The apprentice saw the embarrassment of the two of them, and consciously took up the task of cleaning up the mess.

When Tang Zihao was released from the hospital, the signing event had already started.

From a distance, he saw that most of the bustling crowd outside the net had dispersed, and they couldn't get in anyway through things, and standing still was a waste of time.

Someone called him from the hot pot restaurant on the second floor by the street.

He waved to the accompanying staff and walked away.

Lan Qiaoqiao, Jiang Siyuan and Deng Zhi ate hot pot upstairs with great joy.

Lan Qiaoqiao: "Boss is here, please sit down."

Tang Zihao threw the umbrella onto Lan Qiaoqiao's skirt.

"Grandson, don't call me Lao Tzu when you go out."

Lan Qiaoqiao forcefully said: "Boss, you don't know something, that guy Lu Yi's face is as black as the bottom of a pot, he insists on not letting us call you."

"Lu Yi? The back of your head has grown? Look, who is your boss. Old Jiang, hot vegetables. Deng Zhi, move your head away from the pot, I don't want to eat oatmeal cooked in hot pot."

Lan Qiaoqiao brushed her hair.

"This wig is not working. It tangles and peels after being soaked in water. I have to save money to buy a new one."

Tang Zihao: "Damned guy, I don't know how to buy a ticket for me if I have money. I haven't heard of signing tickets. Those people are crazy about money?"

"Maintaining order, what's the difference between taking some measures and a pigsty. I heard that the book will be picked up by ticket, but I don't know the specifics. I just came to eat. Boss, aren't you a fan of Miss Jin? I still Thought you didn't want to."

Tang Zihao threw his chopsticks.

"What kind of geomantic omen do you think here? Sister Renjin is here for nothing. Anyway, I want to come and visit."

Deng Zhi ate obediently, bored and did not speak.

Jiang Siyuan was interested in avoiding the pimples on his face, staring at the ones in the pot, hesitating to move his chopsticks because he did not dare to move.

Tang Zihao only had one opinion about the wretchedness of this group of people - shocking the world.

He said: "When I was fascinated by Sister Jin, I dreamed of attending her signing event, but she only wandered around in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou. Now she is here, but I don't have a ticket."

There was some sadness in this tone.

Lan Qiaoqiao twitched her tongue and said, "Boss, what is the VPN for?"

At that time, foreign software was not very popular, but eight out of ten students majoring in foreign languages ​​like them were struggling unremittingly on the way to connect to the external network.

Several people said in unison: "Over the wall!"

Tang Zihao reckoned that if someone saw him, he would be on the headlines of newspapers in City C today.

Lan Qiaoqiao specially bought him a black raincoat that covered him tightly from head to toe.

It sounds like a night travel suit, but it’s called the best equipment for stealing chickens and dogs.

The second floor of the hot pot restaurant is connected to the department store opposite, and through the passage, when you walk to the window at the back of the department store, you can see the net surrounding the World Trade Plaza.

Tang Zihao glanced at the highest part of the net that was two or three meters wide across the window.

"Damn it, Lan Qiaoqiao, your head is full of shit, right?! How do you want me to jump over such a long distance? You want me to lose my legs too, don't you?"

But when he turned around, Lan Qiaoqiao was gone.

Jiang Siyuan kicked the tunnel out of boredom: "He went to look at his clothes."

Tang Zihao took off his raincoat unhurriedly, threw the raincoat to Deng Zhi, straightened his collar and said with a sinister smile, "Go, go to the fitting room to block him."

Of course, the department store is also a low-profile version.

There are only two or three shop assistants and one shop manager.

They were already surprised to see a big guy in women's clothing, but suddenly three tall guys came in, and the leader was still aggressive, so they didn't dare to ask questions.

They weren't here to try on clothes.

Tang Zihao said politely, "Excuse me, where is the one who just came to try on clothes?"

The store manager pointed to one of the fitting rooms.

"Oh, thank you."

The store manager watched him lift the clothes rail, his face was almost pale.Deng Zhi shook his head and gave Jiang Siyuan the raincoat.

Tang Zihao thought: I stabbed you to death with a clothes-horse.

Where to poke it?Hmm... tacit understanding.

When Lan Qiaoqiao took off her clothes halfway, the door latch was rattled by someone.

Tang Zihao said outside: "Lan Qiaoqiao, open the door for me."

"Boss, I'm changing clothes."