The daily practice of mermaid pets

The poem he taught me to read, my uncle said it was a good friend of his before he set off for the expedition..."

"Ahem..." Gu Kai coughed, Wenxiu glanced at him, but did not continue.

Mu Chi smiled softly: "This is one of the masterpieces of the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Han. It describes the heroic words of the soldiers before the expedition. The last two sentences are Jun Moxiao, who was drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought back in ancient times? This poem is suitable for Major General Gu. ! Do you have this sense of tragedy every time you go on an expedition?"

Gu Kai put down his wine glass: "I don't feel it."

As expected of Yan Luo Major General Gu with a cold face.Four years ago in the second Star Wars, he was just a captain, and he singled out three thousand light armor on planet r.Everyone thought it was impossible for him to come back alive, because the supply was cut off by star r, the reinforcements were delayed, and the spies in the army were wiped out.He drove the only healthy heavy mecha, sank 1000 two hundred of the three thousand light mechas on star r, seriously injured 620, and the rest fled.From then on, everyone detoured when they saw Yan Luo Gu Kai with a cold face.In just four years, he rose from lieutenant to general.

A military channel said that only he knew the bitterness in it, but Gu Kai said, there is no bitterness, this is my job.

Wenxiu lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking about, raised his head, grabbed the wine bottle, and gulped down the mouth of the bottle.

Crowd: ...

No.30 Six Tails ·

Wenxiu put down the bottle, smirked at everyone, and fell down on the table with a plop.

Ye Hu tweeted Xiu, saying: "Isn't it? You can't drink and still drink so much? Hey, drinking won't affect mermaids, right?"

Mu Chi touched Wenxiu's forehead, and said to Gu Kai: "Send him back to his room to rest! What's wrong with this kid? I don't see anything wrong with his mood!"

Although everyone felt that Wenxiu's drink was a little strange, but Gu Kai understood it.It's not that he urged Wenxiu to seduce him before, but he didn't expect this child to really seduce... himself.But this kid actually did it according to the facts, but... underestimated his own drinking capacity or underestimated the degree of alcohol?

Gu Kai picked up Wenxiu and said, "Excuse me."

Wenxiu's little face was flushed, his eyes were blurred, and his mouth was slightly pouting. He put his arms around Gu Kai's neck, smirked, and said, "Brother, I...uh...I want...sex...to seduce you!"

Mu Chi: ...

Ye Hu's face was full of excitement: "Wow! I can't see it! The little mermaid still has such a bold side? Could it be that his usual shyness and reservedness are just pretending?"

Mu Chi kicked him far away: "Do you think everyone is like you?"

Gu Kai glared at Ye Hu, and hurriedly took Wenxiu away.

Alas, it's all his fault, what bad idea did he come up with?Now that you know that he likes you, why do you need him to seduce... seduce?Such a beautiful and delicious little mermaid, just looking at it makes people yearn for it.

Gu Kai carried Wenxiu back to the room, since you sent it up on your own initiative, how could there be any reason to refuse?If you are not executed tonight, do you really think that something is wrong with your man?

Gu Kai put Wenxiu on the bed, still looking at him with a paralyzed face: "You said you wanted to seduce me?"

Wenxiu nodded with a smile: "Yeah, yum, I want to... seduce you."

Gu Kai said: "Oh, then why are you seductive... lure?"

Wenxiu blinked his hazy eyes, thought for a while, and began to take off his clothes.

Gu Kai: ...

Gu Kai immediately pressed his hand, and said helplessly: "Okay, after drinking like this, you still know how to be seductive, and you still know how to be seductive, you have to take off your clothes. Lie down and don't move, let me do it!"

So, Gu Kai leaned down, kissed his forehead, all the way down, and kissed his lips.Wenxiu only felt warm and hot all night, as if he had a dream, and in the dream, he was shaking and shaking on the boat, shaking and shaking!However, the shaking is really comfortable, and the shaking is quite cool.

Early the next morning, Wenxiu opened his eyes and saw that Gu Kai had gotten up, standing by the bed and putting on his underwear.He was fortunate enough to witness a scorching pain coming from somewhere where his owner, Gu Kai, had a considerable size, and where he had once stayed.Wenxiu took a breath: "Hiss~~~~~~~"

Gu Kai touched his forehead: "Fortunately, you don't have a fever. I gave you medicine, take a good rest."

Wen Xiu was a little at a loss, looked left and right, finally lowered his head, grabbed the quilt with both hands, and covered his head.

Gu Kai couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, a little wanting to laugh.Turning around to go out, he saw Ye Hu sitting outside the door wearing briefs and hugging a pillow, and at a glance he knew that Mu Chi had kicked him out again.He smiled cheaply at Gu Kai: "Hey, people are in good spirits on happy occasions, wedding nights in the bridal chamber, a moment in the spring night is worth a thousand gold, and the warmth of the hibiscus tent is warm in the spring night, ouch..." After being beaten on the back of the head, one A piece of clothing was thrown to cover Ye Hu's face.Ye Hu took off his clothes and found that it was a pair of pants, he raised his head and smiled: "Daughter-in-law!"

Mu Chi cast a glance at him, took a detour, turned to look at Gu Kai: "How is he?"

Gu Kai said: "It's resting."

Just as Mu Chi was about to go in, Gu Kai stopped him: "Let him rest!"

Mu Chi said: "Alright, I'll cook some porridge for him." The two left one after the other.

After the two left, Ye Hu opened the door and walked into the room, Wen Xiu was still asleep with his head covered.Ye Hu made a sleeping formula, took out a small gourd from his pocket, took out a pill, lifted Wenxiu's quilt, and fed it into his mouth.

After finishing this series of things, Ye Hu breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it's not easy, the first step of the task is finally completed." Then he put the little gourd back in his pocket, and quietly exited Wenxiu's room.

Mu Chi cooks minced chicken porridge for Wenxiu in the kitchen, and Gu Kai cooks noodles, just because Wenxiu said that he thinks the noodles are delicious.It's rare that Gu Kai can cook a bowl of noodles so seriously, and cut carrots and kelp into very fine pieces.A poached egg from a domestic chicken, two shrimps, and three slices of sausage.Mu Chi made fun of him: "I didn't expect Major General Gu, a martial artist, to be able to do such fine work?"

Gu Kai was still expressionless, but there was a hint of embarrassment in his eyes: "He said he likes to eat noodles."

Mu Chi said: "Wenxiu was drunk last night, is he okay this morning?"

Gu Kai put the noodles into a bowl: "It's okay, but I'm not used to it. I'd better send it in by myself! I'm afraid he will feel embarrassed."

Mu Chi handed the porridge to Gu Kai, and Gu Kai walked out of the kitchen with a bowl in each hand.

Mu Chi's face showed joy, but he cooled down the next second when he saw Ye Hu: "What are you doing here? Want to tear down the kitchen?"

As for the fact that Ye Hu is a kitchen killer, Mu Chi knows best.He remembered that the kitchen in the rented house where Ye Hu lived was the cleanest place, because it was never used.

Ye Hu looked at Mu Chi pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry..." After being kicked out by Mu Chi last night, he stayed in front of Gu Kai's door for half the night, for fear of missing the best time to feed Fuyuan Pill to Wenxiu .

Mu Chi sighed, and handed another bowl of porridge to Ye Hu.Ye Hu took the minced chicken porridge, raised his neck and drank it in one gulp, and wiped his mouth after drinking: "My daughter-in-law is the best for me."

When Gu Kai brought the noodles to the room, he saw Wen Xiuxiu sitting on the bed with his legs meditating, and the description was quite different.The original ice-blue hair turned into satin-like black, covering her shoulders evenly, flowing over the bed like a waterfall.The gorgeous face that was not like a real person turned out to be soft and warm, adding a bit of vitality and reducing a bit of charm.

Gu Kai knew that this was what Wenxiu was talking about.He had personally witnessed Wenxiu's transformation of fish tails into legs that night, and that scene was breathtakingly beautiful.However, Wenxiu said that the transformation can range from decades to hundreds of thousands of years, but he can partially transform in just a few days.This is all thanks to someone setting up a spirit gathering formation in the swimming pool in his backyard.However, in just one night, all of Wenxiu's transformations were successful, so why?Could it be that there is another expert to help?

Wenxiu slowly opened his eyes, and saw Gu Kai standing at the door holding a bowl of noodles and porridge, looking at him inexplicably.Seeing that he opened his eyes, he said, "Let's eat!"

Wenxiu: "Uh... oh."

He himself doesn't know why, why he became successful overnight.Even at the current speed, it will take at least ten years for all of them to transform.Because partial transformation can use the inner alchemy and the aura of the outside world, but the overall transformation is not just about the inner alchemy and aura.Partial transformation is just the appearance, but the whole transformation is that even the inner organs have to be transformed together.Otherwise, Bai Suzhen wouldn't have to practice for a thousand years, and Green Snake wouldn't have to practice for 500 years.

Gu Kai put down the two bowls, rummaged in the closet, and finally found a school uniform and threw it to him: "You can make it up and wear it! This is what I wore in high school, it may be a bit big."

It was only then that Wenxiu realized that he was still naked after his transformation, and he was frankly exposing himself to Gu Kai.Wenxiu blushed and immediately put on his shirt.Seeing that he was covered with a quilt and refused to wear pants, Gu Kai thought he was disgusted, and just about to help him find another pajamas, Wenxiu blushed and said, "Can you give me a pair of obscene pants?"

Only then did Gu Kai realize that Wenxiu was not wearing underwear, so he had to open the drawer under the closet, and handed him an unopened pair of underwear.Wenxiu opened the pair of underwear with a wonderful expression on his face.

The os in the brain is even more exciting: Can this kind of thing be called obscene pants?What... can this cover?At best, it can only cover a certain place under the body and a certain place behind it!What do you wear this kind of thing on your body?It's really indecent, it's indecent, immeasurable!

Gu Kai looked at Wenxiu: "Why don't you wear it?"

Wenxiu was a little embarrassed, so he asked, "Is there a slightly bigger one?"

Gu Kai said: "I saw you last night, you don't need to wear too big. This is the same style as mine, there is no bigger one."

Last night... I saw you there...

With a fever on his face, Wenxiu dragged the obscene trousers, which were too small for him, into the quilt and put them on.Alas, I'm not used to it, I'm really not used to it.Rubbing somewhere, itching...

After getting dressed, Wenxiu suddenly felt that he should say something.Explain why you suddenly changed from a mermaid to, uh, no, a human?However, looking at Gu Kai's appearance, he didn't seem surprised.It seems that he has always been calm about his own appearance.Except for the first time he spoke, he mistook himself for Xizuo.

Just as Wen Xiu was about to speak, a spoonful of minced chicken porridge was delivered to his mouth. Gu Kai said, "Mr. Mu cooked it for you. I haven't tasted it. How does it taste?"

Wen Xiu said: "Yes, it's delicious." So, a bowl of porridge stuffed his mouth full of words.

After finishing the porridge, Wenxiu wanted to speak again, and another mouthful of noodles was brought in.Gu Kai said: "I made it myself, tasted it, and it tastes pretty good."

Wenxiu had food in his mouth: "It's delicious..." And so, he choked on another bowl of noodles after talking.

After the meal, Gu Kai picked up the bowl and chopsticks and said to him, "You should have a good rest!" Finally, after talking, a door shut him back.

Hey, can we still get along happily?I just want to explain why I suddenly changed from a mermaid to a human, why don't you even give me a chance to explain?

Is it...

Wenxiu thought shyly.

Could it be because of what happened last night that you no longer have any doubts about me?

Wenxiu bowed his head, did he think too much?

However, the mood is still good.Now I don't have the feeling of splitting behind and splitting headache when I just woke up. Instead, I feel very comfortable, as if I have taken some panacea.Moreover, the aura in the dantian is sufficient, and there is no sense of collapse and powerlessness after the transformation of the demon cultivator in the legend.The Lingtai is also very clear, and it seems that hundreds of years of skill have been injected into the body at once.

Could it be related to last night?However, I was so drunk last night that I couldn't do double cultivation at all. How did I get this hundreds of years of cultivation?

No.30 Nanao ·

Wenxiu always felt that someone here must be secretly helping him, but who would help him for no reason?Could it be the master and uncle?Impossible, it has been thousands of years, and the master and uncle are unknown, not to mention, how did they know that they have become a mermaid now?Furthermore, if master and uncle knew about their situation, why didn't they come to him?With Master's love for him, he will definitely not let him leave his sight for half a step.

Alas, what a merciful teacher has many failures.

Wenxiu felt good physically and mentally, so he planned to go around the game.In fact, it is not to go around, mainly to tell Guo Kai the good news.It's nice to have someone to share with you when you're happy!

Therefore, Wenxiu put on the helmet of the intelligent holographic computer and entered the game again.When he went online, he found that Guo Kai was already waiting there, as if he was waiting for him specially.Wenxiu couldn't help but smile when he saw Guo Kai: "Senior brother Guo so early?"

Guo Kaidao: "It's quite early for you, too. The Spiritual Master hasn't come yet, and he's usually not online in the morning. I'll take you to upgrade."

Only then did Wenxiu realize that Mu Chi had class in the morning.However, Mu Chi said yesterday that he can tutor his homework alone, because the content of the training class cannot be aimed at him personally.What he needs to learn is not only the cultural knowledge of elementary school, but also the common sense of this era and the basic application of some languages.

Wen Xiu said, "Well, yes, the teacher has class in the morning."

Guo Kaidao: "Seeing that you are in a good mood this morning, did anything good happen?"

Wen Xiu smiled before saying anything, his face flushed slightly: "Thank you, Senior Brother Guo, for your advice, something good has indeed happened."

Guo Kaidao: "That's good, I said that this matter is not absolute, now can it prove that your owner is not sick somewhere?"

Wen Xiu blushed: "Brother Guo, don't make fun of Wen Xiu anymore, why don't we upgrade as soon as possible, so as not to go to Yandang's grave and be killed by someone so dizzy that we can't find the north."

Guo Kaidao: "Okay, I will take you there."

Gu Kai was smug in his heart, it seemed that Wenxiu was very satisfied with something about himself!Otherwise, why do you blush like this when you mention it?In fact, Wenxiu didn't really experience whether a certain place in Gu Kai was as confident as he believed, because he drank too much wine that night, except for feeling warm, soft and comfortable, he had no other feelings at all!

At this time, Yannantian is in the early morning, the bamboo leaves are green with dew, the flying geese are lazy and absent-minded, the winding paths are secluded and sparse, and the flowing water is gurgling.The scenery in Yannantian is quiet and beautiful, and many players who love quietness like to have a drink here alone.

Halfway through the task, the two saw a square table made of bluestone slabs, and two stones were placed beside it as stone benches.Wenxiu and Guo Kai walked over and sat down for a while, at this time Guo Kai took out a pot of green bamboo leaves from the package, which matched the eyes full of green bamboos.

Guo Kai poured Wenxiu a glass of wine, Wenxiu suddenly thought of what happened after he was drunk last night, so he asked Guo Kai carefully: "After drinking this wine, you won't be drunk, right?"

Guo Kai knew what Wenxiu was thinking, and said, "Don't worry, you won't get drunk even if you drink ten pots. If you want to get drunk, you have to spend a lot of money to buy immortal drunk. It is said that after drinking it, it has the same effect as real wine. .Many wine lovers like the taste of fairy drunk, because the taste developed by the system can confuse people's taste, and only a real brewing master can brew that taste."

Regarding the system, Wenxiu has always been very curious. Although he didn't regard the system gentleman as someone at the beginning, he still felt a little strange. Wenxiu said: "I have been hearing you talking about the system system. What is this system?"

Guo Kaidao: "How to explain this? The system is not a thing, but the entire game. The system is developed by a language, which only appeared after entering the era of new civilization. The earliest one is called C language. And C language. Now I am using X language, and the operation is very simple. However, it is more troublesome to explain. You can understand that the system is the operating mechanism of the entire game, and it can develop various things. Uh... let’s put it this way! The system is like a person, and the language is like a pot of soil. He can squeeze out mountains, birds, people, water, and breathe fairy air, and these things will come alive..."

After hearing this, Wenxiu was amazed by the system: "Oh, the system is so amazing! And the magic weapon I am wearing on my head is too amazing, it can be brought to the system created by the system. Come in the world."

Guo Kai: ...

The more I explain, the more confused I get, but at least I understand it.He expressed his understanding that if he went there 1000 years later, he might not be able to understand the things there.

Wenxiu continued: "Master also has a similar magic weapon, but that magic weapon is not as wide as this computer's illusion, and can only transform into a snow peak. Master said that when his magic power is improved, he can let me enter the snow mountain." It is unimaginable for ordinary people to cultivate at the peak, the abundance of aura there is unimaginable. Unfortunately, before I entered Xuefeng..." In fact, Wenxiu didn't want to mention this matter, not because he didn't wait until entering Xuefeng, but because he also Don't even think about entering Xuefeng.According to my uncle, Master is notoriously ignorant, but he can become a fairy without learning or skill, which is a good reason!

At noon, Mu Chi went online, and as soon as he was online, he and Ye Hu both came to look for them. Two acquaintances also came together, one was Ling Rui, the young master of the Ling Consortium, and the other was the ice beauty beside him, His name is Zhao Qi.

Zhao Qi still had the usual look of being cold and repelling people thousands of miles away, but only when he saw Wen Xiu showed a slight smile.Gu Kai immediately protected Wen Xiu behind him, but Ling Rui pulled him away: "Why are you nervous, we all know that Wen Xiu is you... Uh, it's the little mermaid from the major general's family! I gave it to him back then." Yes! If I had known that he had a superior IQ, I would have kept myself... oh, what do I mean to stay by my side to accompany Zhao Qi?"

Zhao Qi glanced at him, said nothing, but came to Wenxiu with a friendly face: "Hello Wenxiu, we met before, do you remember me?"

Of course he remembered that this person was the ice beauty he saw when he was bought by Young Master Ling on the first day when he seized the house.He and Young Master Ling are a couple, but from his tone, it seems that he doesn't like Young Master Ling very much.

Wen Xiudao: "Remember, I couldn't say hello because of the circumstances at that time."

Zhao Qi said: "Fortunately, fortunately, I was not able to say hello, otherwise would it have been delivered safely to the major general?" Although these words were said by looking at Wenxiu, they didn't seem to be meant for Wenxiu.

A certain person was quite self-aware, and Ling Rui hurriedly called out: "What? Got angry again? In my heart, you are the only one from the beginning to the end, and you still don't believe me?"

Zhao Qi snorted coldly: "Who does Young Master Ling have in mind, does it have anything to do with me?"

Ling Rui spread his hands, and cast a look of help to Gu Kai and Mu Chi.Gu Kai said: I am Guo Kai now, and I have no time to take care of your affairs.

Mu Chi turned his face away, although Mu Chi Kindergarten has a large amount of supplies every year from the Ling's consortium.However, regarding the reputation of this Young Master Ling's flirtatious, he said that he should not mind his own business.

Ling Rui, who had no foreign aid, felt abandoned by the whole world, and pulled Zhao Qi's sleeve with his heart in his hands. Zhao Qi waved it away casually, but the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

Wenxiu felt... Well, the minds of the people here are really difficult to understand.He obviously likes it in his heart, but pretends not to like it. He obviously loves it to death, but he is violent every day.Of course, there is another person that he doesn't know, who is obviously a funny person in his heart, but pretends to be a cold iceberg on the surface.

Oh, what's wrong with this world?

At this time, he gradually felt that Fellow Daoist Ye Hu was the most authentic, sincere and consistent.

However, there are things in this world that Wenxiu doesn't know.When Yehu appeared on the TV screens of major streets and squares in an elite posture, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, talking and laughing happily, politely smiling at the spotlight, and looking like a big brother, Wenxiu expressed his view of the world strong suspicion.

Several people met very happily, especially Gu Kai Yehu and Ling Rui. The three have been friends for many years, but due to various reasons, they can't get together often.At first it was Gu Kai's identity as an intelligence officer, then Ye Hu suddenly disappeared for a year, and finally Ling Rui inherited the Ling's consortium.It is rare to get together, so it is naturally a pleasant exchange.It's just that he has some scruples when talking to Gu Kai, because everyone knows that this guy is self-inflicted and uses a false identity to approach Wenxiu.It's just that they don't know that this guy is frantically urging Wenxiu to seduce himself.

Ye Hu said: "Oh, we haven't seen each other for so long, and it's rare that we all come here to play knight-errant love, why don't we build a martial arts alliance! Do you have any opinions?"

Ling Rui said: "No problem! What do you beauties mean?"

Gu Kai nodded in agreement.

Beauty Zhao Qi has no objections.

Mu Chi has no opinion.

Only Wenxiu asked stupidly: "What is the Wulin League?"

Ye Hu explained: "The Martial Arts League is almost like a gang! It's just that there are good and evil gangs, that is to say, decent people can only establish gangs of decent people, and evil people can only establish gangs of evil people. The Wulin League is different, as long as you are a member of the Wulin, you can join this Wulin League. Whether you are righteous or evil, everyone loves each other and loves each other like a family~!"

Wenxiu nodded, indicating that he understood.

Ye Hu clapped his hands together and called everyone to sit around the stone table: "Hey, why don't we give our Wulin League a better name?"

Gu Kai looked at Mu Chi: "Mr. Mu is very knowledgeable, let him take it!"

Mu Chi looked at Wenxiu: "Wenxiu, come here."

Wenxiu pointed to himself: "Me?"

Mu Chi said, "That's right, it's you."

Wenxiu thought for a while and said, "I can only think of Zixudong."

Ye Hu clapped his hands: "Okay, it's called Zixudong, so who will be the leader?"

Zhao Qi, who had been silent all the time, said: "The cute master? Of course it is Wenxiu. Who here can be more cute than him?"

Everyone applauded unanimously, and Wenxiu asked again: "What is cute?"

Guo Kai whispered in his ear: "Moe means cute."

cute?What?After all, he can be regarded as a Taoist cultivator who has lived for more than 500 years. Why should he be described as cute?Although when he was a child, his master kept pinching his little face and saying that Wenxiu was soft and cute, but that was only when he was a child.Unexpectedly, now that she has been reborn, even her age is also taken away, and she is directly labeled as cute.

Alas!Alas!

No.30 Eight Tails·

Just as Wenxiu was about to protest, a blue light flashed in front of his eyes and he was disconnected.

What's going on here?The magic weapon is broken?

Wenxiu put on the helmet again, but still couldn't enter the illusion.So, he was about to go out and ask Gu Kai for a question.Because of the temporary internal urgency, I went to the bathroom to relieve myself.Although everyone already knew that he was a mermaid with extremely high IQ, they didn't know that he was a mermaid that could transform into a human form.Some people pretend not to know when they know it, and some people are just pretending to be stupid.The only one who hides it is Mu Chi.So Wenxiu turned into a fishtail again, but when turning into a fishtail, he needed to take off his pants and the obscene pants that were so small that they could only cover a certain place!

Wenxiu pushed the door open and was about to open Gu Kai's door when he heard conversations inside.First came Ye Hu's complaint: "It's really annoying, the mansion of Major General Tangtang will also have a power outage! Don't you have a backup solar power supply? Can't you just turn it on?"

Gu Kai said: "Will you die if you don't play games?"

Ye Hu chuckled: "Actually, you are afraid of revealing your identity, right? Now that Ling Rui and Zhao Qi have joined in, they already know the fact that Wenxiu is a mermaid with super intelligence. If they take you The news of approaching Wenxiu under the pseudonym Guo Kai told Wenxiu, how can this play be performed? Hehehehe..."

Wenxiu outside the door: ...

Ye Hu continued to speak in a humble tone: "And your ulterior purpose of approaching Wenxiu, even suspecting that Wenxiu is a spy of the Star Intelligence Agency! Trying to use your anti-espionage technology to break through his disguise. But Wenxiu didn't expect Xiu is actually an innocent little mermaid, now you know he is cute? If Wenxiu finds out about this, what do you think will happen to him?"

Wenxiu outside the door: ...

Ye Hu was afraid that Wenxiu outside the door would not be able to hear him, so he said loudly on purpose: "If I were Wenxiu, I would definitely kick you out of the door to sleep on the sofa! Hehe..."

Gu Kai said coldly: "Do you think Wenxiu is Mu Chi? Or do you think I am you?"

Wenxiu outside the door: ...

For things like worldview, you have to refresh it several times before you know where you should stand.

Ye Hu, who sensed Wenxiu's departure with his spiritual sense, was relieved and sighed silently at the same time.I'm sorry buddy, I really didn't intend to beat the mandarin ducks, I really have a mission!Damn it!Why do bad guys always let me do it?Go back and find the second brother to settle the score!Do you think that it would be great if you became a god of the gods and a bullshit of Nanhua after you became a god?Next time you push this kind of job on me again, I... I... Anyway, I can't beat you...

Wenxiu returned to the room, feeling that he should be calm and calm.Why do I feel like I've been cheated?Looking back on the days when he was in contact with Guo Kai, he always thought that he had found the first friend he knew in his life, and that he could make friends even without his master and uncle, but he did not expect that this person turned out to be Gu Kai in disguise, and he was Approaching him with ulterior motives!

This incident made Wenxiu have great doubts about his own personal charm.

besides!The Guo Kai who pushed himself to tease Gu Kai yesterday turned out to be Gu Kai himself!Thinking back to myself, yesterday I actually told him that I like him directly!I don't know what kind of attitude this person has when listening to it?Watching a good show?fun?funny?Or look like a fool?Wenxiu felt that his feelings had been greatly insulted...

This matter, absolutely!force!No!able!Tolerate!

So, at noon, Wen Xiu and Mu Chi were busy in the kitchen, and Wen Xiu and Mu Chi discussed some knowledge about common sense and language.Gu Kai wanted to come over to help, but Wenxiu took back the tableware in his hand, and politely asked him to go out and wait for dinner.

Mu Chi felt that the situation was not quite right, why did the young couple who just made a good deal last night seem to have a grudge today?Mu Chi asked Wenxiu: "What's wrong with you two? It seems something is wrong."

Wen Xiu didn't answer but asked instead: "Teacher, why do you always beat and kick Ye Hu?"

Mu Chi pushed his glasses and said, "This... Men don't hit, they go to the house to expose the tiles."

Wenxiu nodded silently: "That's right."

Mu Chi felt that he seemed to be teaching Wenxiu to do bad things unintentionally, so he gave a dry cough, took off his glasses, and wiped the water vapor on them: "Wenxiu! The teacher is talking about yourself, don't follow me!"

Wen Xiudao peeled a fist-sized potato into the size of an egg: "The world is as black as crows!"

Looking at the kitchen knife in Wenxiu's hand, Mu Chi felt chills. Could it be that the child took the potato as Gu Kai and peeled it?Although he was usually a bit fierce towards Ye Hu, but he would never use a knife or a gun against him. At most, he would fight with fists and kicks without any injuries on his body, and would only throw him on his ass.Do you want to do it, he is still serious.Although Mr. Mu is a literati, he has learned fighting skills for six years.This is also the secret of his constant victory in pk in the game.

During the meal, Gu Kai picked up a chicken leg for Wenxiu, but Wenxiu dodged it and desperately picked up the plate of braised potato cubes beside him.Thinking of the scene of Wenxiu peeling potatoes in the kitchen, Mu Chi couldn't help breaking into a cold sweat. At this moment, he really wanted to ask, is the braised Gu Kai delicious?

Gu Kaicai felt inexplicable, why did the soft and delicious little mermaid suddenly become distant today?This is not like his character!Gu Kai looked at Ye Hu suspiciously, Ye Hu was seriously eating a spicy chicken neck, sweating profusely, his image was horrible.Mu Chi kicked him under the table, Ye Hu hiccupped, stuck out his tongue to lick the chicken bone, and winked at Mu Chi.

Wenxiu stood up and said, "I'm full." Then he got up and went back to the room.

Gu Kai pulled Wenxiu back: "Eat so little?"

Wen Xiu pushed Gu Kai away and took his hand: "Brother, take care of yourself!"

Crowd: ...

The most puzzling thing is Gu Kai, compared to the warm and docile Wenxiu last night, why is Wenxiu today's alienating attitude of rejecting him thousands of miles away?Wasn't it just a night of tenderness last night, why did he become this attitude this morning?Gu Kai glanced at Ye Hu suspiciously, followed Wen Xiu to his room, Wen Xiu frowned, saw him following, and was about to close the door, but was stopped by Gu Kai: "Not in a good mood? "

Wen Xiu said: "It has nothing to do with Xiongtai!"

Gu Kai pushed open the door abruptly, knocking Wenxiu into a stagger: "What's the matter?"

Gu Kai's domineering Wenxiu has seen it before, he stepped back, lowered his eyebrows and thought for a while, then raised his head and said: "What happened last night was Wenxiu's fault, I was drunk, and I did something out of the ordinary, I hope you don't mind it Take it to heart, there is no need for Xiongtai to take responsibility. Wenxiu just wants to say sorry, and I hope Xiongtai will forgive me."

Gu Kai was really confused by Wenxiu, a silly boy. He didn't clearly talk to him yesterday, why did he suddenly take a 360-degree turn in his attitude today, hot and cold, this is not his character!

Just as Gu Kai was about to say something more, Wenxiu immediately made a gesture of seeing off the guests: "Please go out! Forgive Wenxiu for not wanting to send him away."

Why?This is his house, right?Why is Mao himself unwilling to send him away after being invited out?

In fact, after Gu Kai thought about it, such a wife is already very gentle. If Ye Hu did this and was caught by Mu Chi, then the consequences would not be as simple as being invited out.Relying on Wenxiu's good character, otherwise Major General Gu will be offended.

However, although Gu Kai has read thousands of people and has insight into the psychology of millions of people, the person he likes doesn't know why his mana fails, and he can't guess what happened to Xiu Wenxiu.Puzzled, he had no choice but to go online and use Guo Kai's name to find Wenxiu for news.When Gu Kai went online, Wen Xiu was already waiting there.Because everyone wants to build a martial arts league, choosing the location of the headquarters of the martial arts league has become the biggest thing for everyone.Ye Hu wanted to build it in Xiangpiaoxuehai, because it was convenient to have an affair there.Ling Rui wanted to build it in Chang'an City, because every inch of land and every inch of gold there seemed to be taller, and one could tell that it was a local tyrant.Gu Kai likes Yandang's grave better. He has become obsessed with the game pk these two days, and he goes to Yandang's grave to kill if he has nothing to do.It's just that the Wulin League was built in the Yandang Tomb, so is there still a life to stop?After discussion, the above addresses were all rejected.

Therefore, the main purpose of going online this afternoon is to discuss the establishment of the Wulin League again.

Wenxiu was already waiting at the bluestone table where they were offline, and he was the only one online at this time.Mu Chi should be washing the dishes, Ye Hu must be harassing Mu Chi.As for Ling Rui and Zhao Qi?They are messing around!

Gu Kai, whose alias was Guo Kai, walked over after seeing Wenxiu. Wenxiu seemed to be in a good mood, and he didn't have the sense of alienation that he just rejected from thousands of miles away. It seemed that Wenxiu just now was an illusion out of thin air. .

When Wenxiu saw Guo Kai, he warmly greeted him: "Brother Guo, it's just in time. I saw wild chrysanthemums blooming here, so I picked some and made a pot of tea. Let's taste it together."

Guo Kai sat down: "Okay..." Picking up a cup of tea, he sniffed at the end of his nose: "Well, good tea."

Wenxiu smiled: "Of course it's good tea. Brother Guo has good taste. I only brew this tea for my master."

Gu Kai felt a little uncomfortable, he only cooked it for his master, not even him, but Wenxiu cooked it for an outsider!What is this guy thinking?Gu Kai took a sip of his tea, but his brows never relaxed.The big brother next door, who is usually gentle and kind, has become a little gloomy today.Wenxiu asked stupidly: "Brother Guo is not in a good mood? How about I accompany you to Xiangpiao Xuehai for a walk? The scenery there is good, and the mood can be better."

What?And take the initiative to ask others to go to Xiangpiaoxuehai?Didn't you still say yesterday that you have been in love with me for a long time?Last night was just a night of warmth, but this morning he became indifferent and alienated. So it turned out that he had a new love overnight?How can this be?I am obviously [-] times prettier than this Guo Kai!

Shit, am I not Guo Kai?

Wen Xiu sneered in his heart, seeing the unpredictable expression on Guo Kai's face, he felt complicated.Is this going too far by myself?Uncle Shi said to treat others with sincerity, but he turned out to be the most dishonest person.However, it is clear that he cheated