The daily practice of mermaid pets

As a casual cultivator who failed to survive the catastrophe, if you ask what is the saddest story in the world, Wenxiu will definitely say that it is that after waking up, he was in the water and turned into a mermaid kept in a culture vessel .And she is about to be given to a general as a pet?No no no, tell him it's not true!Fortunately, his spiritual root is still there, and it is not very difficult to cultivate this fish tail into a human form.Moreover, this general was born with a pure yang physique, which is very suitable for double cultivation with his pure yin physique!As for why an egg was born as a side effect... Alas, he didn't want to mention this matter!Small theater: Gu Kai: I heard that mermaids have to have sex on the night of the full moon every month, otherwise it will be uncomfortable and painful. If you have any needs, please let me know. As the owner, I have this responsibility and obligation.Wenxiu: ...Why does the mermaid's estrus period happen once a month?Attributes: sweet, cute, warm, and a daily pet article~ Tips for jumping into the pit: The author has focused on Mary Sue for 300 years, logic is dead, stupid and white (stupid, idiot, brain-dead), please bring your own lightning rod and rotten eggs~!If you don’t like it, please make a detour~