The daily practice of mermaid pets
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Button, a dish comes out of the pot directly.But he always felt that the taste of the food made by that kind of kitchen utensils was always inferior, and he didn't feel like home.So no matter how busy he is, no matter how poor his cooking skills are, he insists on cooking with traditional kitchen utensils.Unless you are so busy that you really don't have time, of course, in that case, you can't touch the integrated kitchen utensils, just eat two bites of bread or compressed biscuits.
In one morning, Wenxiu learned to use Xinnengyuan stove, bread machine, snack machine, various frying pans, frying pans and steamers.So, the two of them worked out a large table of food in the morning.When Ye Hu finally got up after playing games all night and sleeping until the sun basked in the sun, he sat at the dining table and looked at Gu Kai with wide eyes: "What day is it today? How do you eat so much? Wow! It's for Treat me well?"
Gu Kai said: "You think too much, you just let you deal with the things we can't eat."
Ye Hu made a heart-shaped gesture, and said with a heartbroken voice: "Gu Xiaokai, I knew you didn't have me in your heart, so wouldn't you even lie to me? Don't worry, I'll believe what you say~!"
Wenxiu: ...
No.20 Tail ·
Kunlun Mountain, Zixu Cave, Dongtian Bieyuan.
Zixudong is well-known among casual cultivators, not because of the large number of disciples in Zixudong, on the contrary, there are only one or two disciples in each branch of Zixudong.It's because all the disciples of Zixudong have been promoted to immortality, from the ancestor Xuyuanzi to the two recent disciples Shaoxin and Zige.
After Shaoxin and Zige ascended to immortality, they didn't want to be bound by the laws of the heavenly court, so they went through the back door and were willing to serve as two loose immortals who were vain.In order to pass on Zixudong, a disciple was adopted and named Wenxiu.
Wenxiu is naturally intelligent, although his intelligence is only manifested in cultivating immortals, isn't Zixudong recruiting disciples just for cultivating immortals?Zige is very happy, but Shaoxin is worried.
Wen Xiu grew up to four or five years old, with a pair of bright eyes, skin that can be broken by blowing bullets, a small mouth that is as red as blood, a flexible figure, and a transparent spiritual platform.Master Zige, Master Uncle Shaoxin liked it very much, and held him in his palm like a baby.
The weather was fine that day, and Zige took Wenxiu to practice magic weapons in the back mountain.After the snow, it cleared up at the beginning of the day, and a vast expanse of white snow came into my eyes, as if the only white in the world was left.Zige in a green shirt hugged Wenxiu, talking and laughing as he walked, "I'm telling you, Wenxiu, this Litian sword is very powerful today! I heard that it is the portable sword of the demon king Litian, which was subdued by the Nanhua Imperial Army." After that, I was left behind in Kunlun Mountains. Now, as a teacher today, I will let you see how powerful I am!"
After finishing speaking, Zige put down Wenxiu, picked up the sword and squeezed the formula to urge him to move. How could he know that this sword knew the master, although it knew the master, it did not hurt anyone. He turned around and hit Zige's buttocks with the hilt of the sword, and Zige stabbed him headfirst. Into the snow, fell a dog eat shit!
Wen Xiu silently shook his head...
Before Zi Ge could stand up, a voice came from above his head: "Yes!"
Zige looked up at the purple-clothed Taoist in front of him, and grinned with white teeth: "Junior Brother Shaoxin... Ouch, my ass!"
The two turned around and found that Wenxiu was gone. After searching carefully, they saw Wenxiu squatting in a ravine not far away, holding a wounded milk leopard in his arms.
Wenxiu touched the head of the milk leopard, and the milk leopard stuck out its tongue and licked Wenxiu's hand.
Wenxiu, who was young and innocent, was so cute by a milk leopard.Staring at Shaoxin and Zige with big bright eyes: "Master, Uncle Shaoxin! Can I raise it?"
Zige said: "As long as Wenxiu likes it!"
Shaoxin said: "Wenxiu, if you raise it, you will have to raise it for a lifetime, you can't abandon it~!"
Wenxiu nodded, and the little milk leopard rescued by Wenxiu became Wenxiu's playmate.
From then on, Wenxiu ate and slept with the little milk leopard.Although Zixu Cave is called Zixu Cave, it is actually a pavilion built artificially on the cliffs of dangerous mountains.When Wen Xiu was ten years old, he was able to walk up and down the cliff alone.Zige and Shaoxin were very pleased to see him. It seems that this apprentice confiscated him wrongly.
It's just... well, this kid seems to have some shortcomings in character.Stunned, unwilling to see strangers.Fortunately, with that little snow leopard, it can be regarded as a companion.
However, all creatures have a limited lifespan.Ordinary leopards can only live for six or seven years, but Wen Xiu's one only lived for ten years.When Wenxiu was 14 years old, Snow Leopard died.
Wen Xiu hugged the snow leopard and cried for three days and three nights, no matter how much Zi Ge persuaded him, he refused to let go of its corpse.In the end, Shaoxin forcibly pulled him away from the snow leopard's body, and said sternly: "In this world, no one or any emotion will follow you forever. If you want to stop losing it, work hard to cultivate immortality! After attaining Taoism and cultivating immortality You will have eternal life. Immortality is good, but if you make ordinary friends, they will still leave you. If you want not to lose, unless you can’t get it, but can you achieve it? If you can’t, wipe away your tears Let the snow leopard rest in peace!"
Snow Leopard was taken away by Master, and Wenxiu couldn't get sick.Later, he couldn't remember how good he was.It was as if he had a dream, in which a fairy-like heroic figure fed him an elixir.The man was dressed in armor and had black hair like satin.Wenxiu hugged his arm tightly and murmured, "Little Leopard..."
No.20 One Tail·
Uncle Shaoxin once said that Master is the most unreliable among the cultivators of immortals, but now it seems that compared with this fellow Daoist Yehu, he really pales in comparison!
Gu Kai asked Ye Hu: "Is there anything to do after dinner?"
Ye Hu said: "Of course there is something to do!"
Gu Kai said: "Do you have other things to do besides playing games?"
Ye Hu said: "Playing games is also a business!"
The old man has already sent him to this boring place as an undercover agent, and he is not even allowed to play games, so what is the meaning of life?Alas, who made Dr. Ye always dislike him for seeing people only on the surface?Since this little guy wants to keep pretending to be stupid, why should I expose it?It's hard for those two old people to use this method to train their disciples to enter the world, alas, well-intentioned!
but……
The meal this morning is really rich!Brother, I haven't eaten such a hearty meal for a long time!Alas, the daughter-in-law is angry and won't cook for her.I have a task and I can't go back to coax, what should I do?
In order to vent this dissatisfaction, Ye Hu had no choice but to stuff the table full of food into his stomach desperately.After the table was turned over by wind and clouds, Wenxiu knew more about this fellow Daoist Ye Hu.
In other words, this Fellow Daoist Ye Hu must have been a glutton in his previous life, right?Otherwise, why is eating so crazy?
For Ye Hu, who never cared about other people's criticisms, being cheeky is not supernatural at all.His great-grandmother once said that if a person is shameless, even a god can't control him, and even a little foolishness can't be controlled by that god.
The highest state of life is nothing more than this.
After eating, Ye Hu pushed the rice bowl away and went back to the room to play games.
Gu Kai didn't dare to drag him back to wash the dishes, he was afraid that this set of imitation blue and white tableware that he treasured would be smashed by him again, it was a gift from the old man on his birthday!Although he didn't like antiques, it was the first birthday present from the old man, so he should cherish it.
Let go of the fact that the old man forced himself to have a child, he is still a good father in other respects.
Wen Xiu just shook the fish tail, cleaned up the dishes, poured the food leftovers into the garbage disposal channel, and wiped the tabletop carefully with a rag. After finishing all this, he found that Gu Kai was still sitting by the dining table.
Wenxiu looked back at the garbage disposal channel, then turned around and said, "Brother isn't full yet?"
Gu Kai folded his arms and said, "What? You want to pick up the trash from the trash and feed it to me?"
Wenxiu immediately shook his hand: "No, no, if you are not full, I can go to that big iron box to get some food for you." Wenxiu remembered this time, and went to the big iron box to find food when he was hungry. , there is sure to be food to be found there.
Gu Kai said helplessly: "That's called a refrigerator..."
Wenxiu: "Uh... oh." Well, the name is quite appropriate, and it is indeed cold inside.
Gu Kai said: "Go back to your room and rest early! You are just an adult, and your body is important. If you don't rest well at this stage, it will easily affect your future."
What?What more?
Wenxiu opened his eyes wide: "Then... what impact will it have?"
Gu Kai said: "It is said that when in heat, the body will be weak and clammy, and the whole body will break out in cold sweat."
Wenxiu: ...
Wenxiu, who almost bit his tongue, fled back to the room in a hurry, his cheeks were already red up to the ears.How curious are you, why do you ask this question?
All right!He had no choice but to obey Gu Kai's words and go to bed to rest.In order to avoid physical weakness and clamminess on the night of the full moon every month, cold sweat on the back of the cheeks.But...he lay on the bed but couldn't fall asleep at all, his mind was in a mess, always recalling Gu Kai's words.I can't even practice meditation!Wenxiu yelled, hugging his head and tossing about on the bed: "Master and uncle, what should Wenxiu do? Is Wenxiu sick? Master, give me a meditation pill! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
There is no Jingxin Pill, but there is a bowl of Jingxin Tea.
Gu Kai brought a bowl of meditation tea to Wenxiu, and Wenxiu felt much better after drinking it.It's just that when facing Gu Kai, my heart is beating wildly like a ghost.Coupled with the influence of his pure positive physique on him, there are still a lot of random thoughts.Wenxiu closed his eyes and turned his head away.
Gu Kai was a little displeased and said, "I'm ugly? You can't bear to look directly at me?"
Wen Xiu immediately turned his head: "No..."
Gu Kai: "Then why don't you turn your face away from me?"
Wenxiu: "...I'm just, sorry to see you."
Gu Kai smiled, and slowly approached him: "So...you see me shy?"
Wenxiu backed away slowly.
Gu Kai leaned close to him and said, "Have you fallen in love with me?"
Wenxiu shook his head like a drum.
But... But, why didn't he want to hide when he posted it?Damn it, the law of physical attraction!Wenxiu closed his eyes, thinking to himself, if he wanted to, then...
When Gu Kai was about to get close to him, he couldn't help laughing suddenly: "I'm just kidding you, what are you afraid of?"
Wenxiu thought of what had just surfaced in his mind, and shook his head violently as if he might be exposed: "No, no, no, I didn't think about anything!"
Gu Kai got up, as if he was in a very happy mood: "No, no, why are you nervous? Well, I'll go first if I have nothing to do, and I can surf the Internet if I'm bored, or I'll get sick from boredom! Just look at you like this, a little They will not explain themselves."
Gu Kai is optimistic and open-minded, but he is cold on the surface.
Although Wenxiu is gentle on the surface, he is actually a tangled and contradictory body in his heart!
After Gu Kai left, Wenxiu stretched out his palm and found that his palm was covered with sweat.
yes!What am I nervous about?
Oh, what a coward!
Wenxiu decides to think about nothing else, Gu Kai's suggestion is good, he should go to the virtual fantasy to relax!Although it is virtual there, the scenery is really good.
Wenxiu logged into the intelligent holographic computer again, and logged into the Knights of Love game. After logging in, he found that he was still in the pear blossom forest where the fragrance was floating in the snow.That's it, it seems that where he went out last time, he will still appear there this time.
Ye Hu seems to be no longer here, and not far away are some couples who are setting off fireworks and playing musical instruments.There is a light rain in the sky, mixed with the fragrance of soil and various flowers.
Wenxiu felt much more relaxed.
Why don't you just walk around here?Anyway, the scenery is good.
Just as Wenxiu was about to move, he suddenly vaguely heard two people talking, one of them was smiling, and the other was calm and steady, and he knew immediately that one was Mu Chi and the other was Ye Hu.
What a coincidence, why don't you... ask Ye Hu to reveal your identity?
So, he looked for the sound and walked in the direction of the two of them.
Not far away, there is a piece of Qilixiang covered by white bamboo, and the flower stand built with bamboo, Qilixiang climbed all over the wall.Among the flowers of Qilixiang, a slender man in a gorgeous black-trimmed robe was stopping another master with a handsome face in cassock.
The man in the black robe was Ye Hu. He pinched the monk's chin and breathed out through his nose: "Daughter-in-law, your husband hasn't been back these days, do you miss me?"
Master Heba pushed his hand away: "You better never come back!"
Ye Hu grabbed the master into his arms: "Don't be old-fashioned, daughter-in-law, don't I have business to do! Don't you always dislike me for being ignorant and just waiting to die? Manly man, always do some business , otherwise how will you support your wife and children?"
The master frowned tightly when he heard this: "Then you can find a wife to give birth to you."
Ye Hu tightly hugged the master who wanted to escape: "Don't be angry, daughter-in-law, why do you want to find Lao Bo ready-made? I don't want a child born by others. If I want to have a child, I want you to give it to me."
The master said coldly: "I don't have that ability."
Ye Hu put his lips next to the master's ear: "Don't you know if you have the ability to try? How about..." Ye Hu put his hand into the cassock: "Let's try now?" Xiu couldn't bear to look directly at it.
The master pushed him hard: "Get out!"
Ye Hu smiled even more playfully: "You said let me go, but your body is reluctant, it's already wet."
Wenxiu's face was red, and he turned and left in a hurry.Fellow Daoist Ye Hu is not only straightforward, but also so bold in his actions.Are you not afraid of being bumped into by others if you do things here?
Alas, the world is really going downhill, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.
but……
I only know how to ridicule others, but don't I always have these messy things in my mind?If it is said that the world is going down, I must be one of the people who are pulling down the world!
Originally, I came here to relax, but I didn't expect to encounter such a bad thing again.
Alas, there is no way to live this day!
Wenxiu came out of the pear blossom forest, but the rain continued, and the rain wetted his Taoist robe, but he didn't realize it.
At this time, a voice suddenly came: "Although the game is virtual, you will catch a cold after being exposed to the rain for a long time. This game is a [-]D holographic online game newly developed by Hailan Technology. Whether you feel pain, hunger or even going to the toilet have a feeling."
Wenxiu turned around and saw Guo Kai's honest and honest face, and suddenly felt warm.An umbrella was opened above his head, covering the drizzle.Only then did Wenxiu pull back his thoughts: "Student Guo? You're here!"
Guo Kaidao: "I saw you walking around here alone from a long distance, what's wrong? Do you have something on your mind?"
Wenxiu shook his head and nodded again.
Guo laughed and said, "What's the matter?"
Wenxiu sighed: "It's nothing, it's just that there are some things I can't figure out. By the way, what did you just say about [-]D holographic online games? What is a [-]D holographic online game?"
Guo Kaidao: "Three-dimensional holographic online games are fully simulated online games. Everything that can be perceived in reality can also be perceived in the game. There are also two-dimensional holographic online games. Although the scene is holographic, the characters do not feel pain. Everything that can be felt."
Wenxiu seemed to understand, but he also understood.This [-]D holographic online game, even in a virtual scene, can do some things in reality.
such as……
What Fellow Daoist Yehu and Zen Master Lingchi did just now...
No.20 Erwei ·
Guo Kai saw that Wenxiu's face was not right, so he said with concern: "Wenxiu, why is your face so red? Could it be that you really caught a cold? Although catching a cold in the game will not really affect your health, it will affect the game. The character upgrades, and the experience is halved. Shall I take you to see the doctor?"
Wenxiu immediately shook his hand: "No...no need, I don't have a cold, it's just...too hot."
Guo Kai looked at the light rain falling from the sky, the system set the temperature at [-] degrees, and tightened his clothes: "It's really... quite hot."
Wenxiu was a little embarrassed and said, "Where is Guo going next?"
Guo Kaidao: "Aren't you looking for the night pot, the leader of the chamber pot sect? I'll come up and help you find him."
Wenxiu immediately waved his hand: "No...no need, no need..."
With Gu Kai's spies and counter-spies' ability to read words and deeds, they can see at a glance that something is wrong with Wenxiu, and something must have happened.Gu Kai called up the friend list, and the chamber pot was indeed online, and he sent a private message: "Where are you?"
Chamber pot didn't reply...
Holding an umbrella, Gu Kai summoned Mo Se, got on his horse, and just as he was about to mount La Wenxiu, Wen Xiu blushed, "No need! I have something to do, so I'll take my leave first." He hurried away.
What happened to this guy?
Gu Kai sent another message to the chamber pot, but there was still no reply.
He turned on the map tracker, and Ye Hu had no hidden location. After checking the map coordinates, he found out that he was nearby.Since it's nearby, let's go and have a look.
Gu Kai took back the ink color and walked into the clump of pear blossom trees.After searching for a long time, I finally found Yehu, who was helping Master Lingchi fasten his cassock in a bush of Qilixiang flowers.Looking at this guy's full face, he knew what happened just now. No wonder Wen Xiu's face looked wrong. It turned out that he saw Ye Hu, a bastard kid, fighting in the field!Mu Chi really let him go, this guy is so used to it!Oh, I wish I could go over and beat him up!
However, this situation is really not the time to beat him.
Gu Kai summoned Mo Se again, and chased in the direction Wen Xiu left, only to find that Wen Xiu was going in the direction of Yandang Tomb!Yandang's tomb is a place where good and evil must fight, no matter which faction you are, whether you are a big or small, loli Yujie, or a gentleman, you will join the war by default when you enter Yandang's tomb.As long as the camps are opposed, you can show your weapons and kill the Quartet.
At this time, Gu Kai's system notification sound reminded: Your friend Wenxiu was seriously injured in Yandang Tomb, please go to the rescue.
Gu Kai frowned, this little mermaid is really worried!He was seriously injured after leaving for only ten minutes!What are you doing, a tenth-level trumpet, running Yan Dang's grave?In addition to the reeds for more than a dozen miles, there is an endless swamp!Wouldn't Qifenglin be better for the scenery?
Forget it, this little mermaid doesn't even know how to set up the system, let alone read a map!It is estimated that he is just bumping around like a chicken without a head, and it doesn't matter where he hits.But he doesn't understand the system settings, so wouldn't it be very painful when he was seriously injured?The default pain coefficient of the system is 50.00%, which means that being killed in the game is as painful as being killed in reality, but the pain level is reduced by half!Generally, players will adjust the pain level to [-]% after creating a character, so that they can accurately sense someone's sneak attack and make the pain less intense.
However, Wenxiu doesn't understand the system settings at all, so his serious injury just now is equivalent to being injured in reality.
Thinking of this, Gu Kai clamped the black horse's belly forcefully, and galloped towards the coordinates of Wenxiu's serious injury.
The avatar of Xiu in the system friend list lights up again.
Yo, will it be revived in situ?It's not too stupid.
The system prompt sounded again: Your friend Wenxiu was seriously injured in Yandang Grave, please go to the rescue.
Gu Kai frowned suddenly, was the corpse guarded?
2 minutes later: Your friend Wenxiu was seriously injured in Yandang Tomb, please go to rescue him.
Gu Kai felt that the horse was running too slowly!
While running towards Wenxiu's coordinates, he sent a message to Ye Hu: "Where did you go at the critical moment?"
Ye Hu finally responded: "Gu Xiaokai? Rare guest, rare guest, why are you on the game?"
Gu Kai said: "You add Wenxiu! He was guarded by someone!"
Ye Hu said: "Isn't Wenxiu your little pet? Did you take him to the game? Humanoid and pet?"
Gu Kai said: "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up!"
Ye Hu searched for Wenxiu, and sure enough there was this person. After he added Wenxiu, he found that he was indeed being guarded.It's just that his name is Demon Sect, and Wenxiu is Taoism, and he is born with power like water and fire, and he is bound to fight against each other!
So he went offline and changed to a hero number to come up.
The hero's name is Yuhu, which is only one letter different from Yehu.
Gu Kai's grandpa in the Yuhu group went straight to the place where Wenxiu was kept.
Ye Hu asked Gu Kai: "You really brought your little mermaid here as a humanoid pet? Is it true?"
Gu Kai cast him a glance: "You should know more about this than me, right? Why are you pretending to be stupid?"
Ye Hu chuckled: "It's better to be stupid than to be aggressive!"
Gu Kai wanted to kick him away, but found that his strength in the game was far inferior to Ye Hu.However, Gu Kai guessed that since Wen Xiu could see that Ye Hu was a Daoist, then Ye Hu must also be able to see through Wen Xiu.It's just that this kid never said a word of the truth, and he was full of nonsense, which made him, who has many years of experience in spy warfare, unable to start an investigation.Besides, he and him have been friends for many years and grew up together. The things Wenxiu said were too unbelievable to him.
The two came to Wenxiu's side and found that the Demon Cult, Assassins, Thieves, and several masters of the three sects were there.Apart from Wenxiu, there were also a few queens from other sects who were beaten up, but they were not good at the sect either.Several people were beaten so helplessly that they had to lie dead.
Seeing this posture, Ye Hu immediately said: "Oh, as expected of me, Ye Hu's sect, look at all these brave and good fighters!"
Gu Kai glanced at him contemptuously: "What p are you playing? The big one is bullying the small one? Hurry up and save someone!"
At this time, Wenxiu, who was trying to escape, screamed and fell into a pool of blood again.
Ye Hu covered his eyes and roared, "Damn it, it's too tragic..."
Several masters in the Devil's Cult knew that they couldn't beat them at a glance!My own size is invincible all over the world, but it's a pity how can the same sect kill each other?Besides, how can the leader kill the congregation?Clean up the portal?Those who condemned the teaching did not see any leader judged the teaching!
Gu Kai kicked a chamber pot next to Wenxiu's body and kicked it away, turned around and shouted at Ye Hu: "Call your relatives and friends! You have been in this game for so long, don't you even have any relatives or friends? "
Ye Hu said: "Yes! I responded to everyone in the gang, and in a word, all the gang members followed me to fight."
Gu Kai said: "What nonsense! I mean decent, not evil!"
Ye Hu said: "I am a public enemy of decency. I robbed their monk Hua Lingchi abbot as his daughter-in-law. I was wanted by the entire decency. Do you think I may have relatives or friends?"
Gu Kai: ...
When the two of them were surrounded, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted: "The spirit master is here, call the leader!"
Someone shouted again: "The leader just went offline!"
At this time, it was as if a whirlwind blew past, the Buddha's mantra shook people's eardrums, and the dance of cassock and Zen staff dazzled people, and there was a burst of sandalwood everywhere they went.
Surprised on Yuhu's face, he shouted, "Daughter-in-law!"
Ling Chi snorted coldly: "Get out!"
At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "That jade pot is the trumpet of the chamber pot!"
Someone followed suit: "Damn! There are subtleties in decency!"
From then on, all the knights in Qingyuan knew that the leader of the night pot sect, the night pot, had a trumpet called Yuhu.
Three strikes, five divisions and two divisions, after the spiritual holding Zen staff swept across, several masters of the Devil's Cult fled.Those who did not escape were all turned into corpses lying on the ground, which was a tragedy.In fact, there is no way not to escape. Everyone knows that in terms of pk, in the whole game, except for the chamber pot, it is the spiritual master.When the chamber pot didn't come, Zen master Lingchi was the legend of the whole game.After the chamber pot came...he actually spends most of his time in the morning soaking spirits. The reason why he has grown so fat is that he won't admit that his elder brother Ji Min is actually the leader of Hailan Technology!
Gu Kai picked up Wenxiu who was lying in a pool of blood, it seemed that his in situ resurrection skills were exhausted.Zen master Lingchi came over and looked at Wenxiu with concern on his face: "Why did this kid come here? He doesn't seem to have even adjusted his pain index! Hurry up and give him the Reincarnation Pill!"
After taking the Reincarnation Pill, Wen Xiu Youyou woke up, although a little weak, he had regained his blood color.
Seeing himself lying in Guo Kai's arms, Wen Xiu asked, "What happened just now? Those people beat me when they saw me?"
Gu Kai said: "You... well, does it hurt?"
Wen Xiu pursed his lips and almost cried: "I miss Master and Uncle."
Gu Kai looked distressed, the child seemed to be frightened.
Gu Kai said: "I'll teach you how to set the pain parameters, so that it won't hurt so much when you are attacked in the future."
Wenxiu was still shivering a little. Ever since he failed in the calamity, he was extremely sensitive to pain.Although he was not afraid of going through the catastrophe again, he could still vividly feel the feeling of being crushed to pieces.
Gu Kai just wanted to teach Wenxiu how to set the pain parameters, but found that he was offline.Gu Kai also went offline immediately, and went to the next door to see if he was frightened.Just as Ye Hu was about to go offline, Mu Chi grabbed him: "Stop! Where are you going?"
Ye Hu turned around and smiled cheaply: "Hey, daughter-in-law."
Mu Chi said: "Tell me! Why are you hiding in Major General Gu's house? Hiding from me, or something else?"
Ye Hu continued to sneer: "Isn't Mu Da writer quick thinking? Guess what!"
Mu Chi said: "I'm too lazy to meddle in your business, but don't bother me again if you get into trouble. No, don't bother me again in the future. Today, the last time!"
Ye Hu didn't even think about it, and knelt down on the ground with a plop: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, daughter-in-law, don't abandon me!"
No.20 Three Tails·
The players who watched the excitement around felt all kinds of joy, and the chamber pot was about to be dumped!What a joyful news for the whole world to celebrate!Everyone rushed to tell each other!
As the saying goes, a good girl is afraid of being pestered, and a good man is also afraid of being pestered.Mu Chi, a well-known interstellar writer, was entangled by the chamber pot for a full year and six months, rain or shine, and the moon was full and the moon was short, and he was not absent for a day.Suddenly disappearing one day, Mu Chi felt unaccustomed to it.Later I found out that he broke his foot and lay in the hospital for half a month. After returning home, he went to the game to tell Mu Chi the news, and then Uncle Mu Chi went to his home to take care of him for two weeks. together.
For this reason, Ye Hu has been bragging in Gu Kai's ear: "To be a man, rely on tactics! Not espionage! Look at you, alas, failure!"
Gu Kai kicked him flying.
Of course, Gu Kai didn't take Ye Hu's so-called tactics at all.The success of tactics depends on the length of time.It took you a year and a half to overthrow Mu Chi, but it only took me three months to overthrow Wenxiu.
Of course, this is in a way thanks to Papa Gu.
Gu Kai opened Wenxiu's room and found that he was covering his head with a quilt, shivering inside.Gu Kai tried to pull the quilt, but Wen Xiu held on tighter.Gu Kai said coldly: "Relax!"
Wenxiu froze for a moment, then gradually relaxed, the quilt was lifted, revealing a pitiful colorful little mermaid covered in cold sweat.
Wenxiu seemed to be really frightened. Gu Kai felt distressed for no reason when he was huddled under the quilt. He stepped forward and hugged him into his arms: "This is just a game, don't be afraid."
Wenxiu has never felt so helpless. In the past, his master and uncle never made him feel wronged. He has learned a lot of internal and external skills, and he has never been bullied.It turns out that this is the feeling of being bullied, and it turns out that being alone and helpless is more sad than the pain in the body.Wen Xiu retracted into Gu Kai's arms, tears streaming down silently, but bit his lower lip stubbornly to keep himself from crying.
Gu Kai stroked Wenxiu's hair and tried to soften his voice: "Wenxiu, no matter how you lived before, since you have come to this era, you have to learn to adapt slowly. No one will always treat you You held it in the palm of your hand!" No matter how soft the voice was, it would make people feel a little inhumane to say it in Gu Kaisheng's cold tone.
But Wenxiu knew that what he said was right.If I don't learn to adapt slowly, no one will help me, and no one will always be by my side like my master and uncle.Besides, master and uncle have disappeared for thousands of years, even they will disappear, let alone others.
Wenxiu raised his head, looked up at Gu Kai, and tried to squeeze the tears out of his eyes: "You are right, my uncle also said that no feelings will follow you forever, I just selectively treated them to me at that time. Feelings are ruled out."
Gu Kai opened his mouth, just about to say something, but kept silent.
What he should grow up will always grow up, if he prevents him from growing up, then he himself will become a sinner.In fact, if he is willing, I am willing to protect him.However, he is also a mere mortal, with a lifespan of only a hundred years, so how can he protect him?
At this time, Ye Hu came in from the door: "How is Wenxiu's little friend? Oh, hey, you are so scared? I said, how did you become the owner? You don't know how to protect him! You said he beat him indivual……"
Gu Kai glanced over, "Close the anus!"
Ye Hu covered her mouth...
Wenxiu: ...Pfft...
After holding back for a long time, I burst out laughing.
Ye Hu exaggerated surprise on his face: "Oh, I'm gone! This little mermaid in your family can still laugh? I thought mermaids always have cute faces!"
Gu Kai grabbed Ye Hu by the ear and carried him out: "Can you be quiet?"
It was only then that Ye Hu remembered that Gu Kai had used a disguise coupon in the game, so he suddenly realized: "Oh? The owner is following the pet? Ouch, this is something new!"
Gu Kai squinted at him: "I don't need to ask about your identity, if you dare to say a word to him about this..."
Gu Kai didn't need to say what happened next, Ye Hu automatically made a zipper movement on his mouth, and then made a suicide movement with his right hand.
Children can be taught!
Gu Kai understood it, and felt that this buddy who grew up together was still a good one.
At this time, an uninvited guest came to the door again.
Dressed in Xiao Ran's military uniform, with the same burly figure as Gu Kai, although he is not young, he looks energetic and radiant.After entering the door, seeing Gu Kai and Ye Hu together, there was a smile in the corner of his eyes: "Hey, is the little fool here?"
Ye Hu rushed forward and gave the other party a hug: "Hey, old man Gu, why are you so hot and handsome at such an age? Will you give us young people a way to survive?"
After hearing Ye Hu's words, Gu Zhihuan laughed loudly: "How can I see you in such a good mood? Who made you sweet-mouthed so that others hurt? It would be great if I had such a grandson."
Ye Hu saw Gu Kai's eyebrows wrinkled again from the corner of his eye, and said with a playful smile: "Father, I don't like hearing you say that! What do you mean if you have a grandson like me? If I were your grandson Gu Kai has become my uncle? No, no, he has to be scolded every day when he is my uncle? The Mu Da writer scolds my uncle when he has nothing to do, he seems to have a grudge against my uncle!"
Old Gu laughed again, turned around to look at Gu Kai, and immediately changed his serious face: "How is that little mermaid?"
Gu Kai said expressionlessly: "Sleeping."
Just as Father Gu was about to enter the room to have a look, Gu Kai immediately stopped him: "He's asleep."
Papa Gu squinted his eyes: "What? I can't even take a look when I'm asleep?"
Gu Kai stood there for more than ten seconds, and made way.
When Papa Gu pushed the door open, Wenxiu was startled and shrank behind the bed.
Papa Gu walked up to him, pinched his chin again and looked behind his ear, a red line stood out.
Old Gu turned around and looked at Gu Kai: "Still haven't touched it?"
Gu Kai said: "He's just grown up, I just saw a doctor, it's not suitable for... having sex."
Wenxiu looked at Gu Kai, looked at Papa Gu, alas...
Father Gu thought for a while, and said, "If you don't like this mermaid, I can ask Ling Rui to change it for you."
Gu Kai immediately said: "No need, I like it very much."
Wen Xiu looked at Gu Kai, do you like it?
Father Gu said: "Since you like it, don't dawdle anymore! Ah Kai! I know I'm usually a little strict with you, but you are the only successor of the Gu family. I'm old, I don't want you to wander like me for the rest of my life, and when it's the end, I haven't even seen your mother's last side..."
Tears flashed in Gu Lao's eyes, but he recovered his solemn expression in the next second: "I said, if he is not pregnant within three months, I will prepare a marriage for you." After finishing speaking, Gu Lao Dad walks away.
Ye Hu chased after him like a dog and shouted, "Papa Gu, are you leaving now? I'll see you off..."
After both of them went out, Gu Kai walked up to Wenxiu and said, "It's okay, I won't force you."
Wenxiu opened his mouth, then lowered his head.
He wanted to say that, in fact, he didn't mind that much anymore.
It was really difficult to accept it at the beginning, but after getting along with each other these days, I feel that although others are cold, they are not like them in their hearts.
In one morning, Wenxiu learned to use Xinnengyuan stove, bread machine, snack machine, various frying pans, frying pans and steamers.So, the two of them worked out a large table of food in the morning.When Ye Hu finally got up after playing games all night and sleeping until the sun basked in the sun, he sat at the dining table and looked at Gu Kai with wide eyes: "What day is it today? How do you eat so much? Wow! It's for Treat me well?"
Gu Kai said: "You think too much, you just let you deal with the things we can't eat."
Ye Hu made a heart-shaped gesture, and said with a heartbroken voice: "Gu Xiaokai, I knew you didn't have me in your heart, so wouldn't you even lie to me? Don't worry, I'll believe what you say~!"
Wenxiu: ...
No.20 Tail ·
Kunlun Mountain, Zixu Cave, Dongtian Bieyuan.
Zixudong is well-known among casual cultivators, not because of the large number of disciples in Zixudong, on the contrary, there are only one or two disciples in each branch of Zixudong.It's because all the disciples of Zixudong have been promoted to immortality, from the ancestor Xuyuanzi to the two recent disciples Shaoxin and Zige.
After Shaoxin and Zige ascended to immortality, they didn't want to be bound by the laws of the heavenly court, so they went through the back door and were willing to serve as two loose immortals who were vain.In order to pass on Zixudong, a disciple was adopted and named Wenxiu.
Wenxiu is naturally intelligent, although his intelligence is only manifested in cultivating immortals, isn't Zixudong recruiting disciples just for cultivating immortals?Zige is very happy, but Shaoxin is worried.
Wen Xiu grew up to four or five years old, with a pair of bright eyes, skin that can be broken by blowing bullets, a small mouth that is as red as blood, a flexible figure, and a transparent spiritual platform.Master Zige, Master Uncle Shaoxin liked it very much, and held him in his palm like a baby.
The weather was fine that day, and Zige took Wenxiu to practice magic weapons in the back mountain.After the snow, it cleared up at the beginning of the day, and a vast expanse of white snow came into my eyes, as if the only white in the world was left.Zige in a green shirt hugged Wenxiu, talking and laughing as he walked, "I'm telling you, Wenxiu, this Litian sword is very powerful today! I heard that it is the portable sword of the demon king Litian, which was subdued by the Nanhua Imperial Army." After that, I was left behind in Kunlun Mountains. Now, as a teacher today, I will let you see how powerful I am!"
After finishing speaking, Zige put down Wenxiu, picked up the sword and squeezed the formula to urge him to move. How could he know that this sword knew the master, although it knew the master, it did not hurt anyone. He turned around and hit Zige's buttocks with the hilt of the sword, and Zige stabbed him headfirst. Into the snow, fell a dog eat shit!
Wen Xiu silently shook his head...
Before Zi Ge could stand up, a voice came from above his head: "Yes!"
Zige looked up at the purple-clothed Taoist in front of him, and grinned with white teeth: "Junior Brother Shaoxin... Ouch, my ass!"
The two turned around and found that Wenxiu was gone. After searching carefully, they saw Wenxiu squatting in a ravine not far away, holding a wounded milk leopard in his arms.
Wenxiu touched the head of the milk leopard, and the milk leopard stuck out its tongue and licked Wenxiu's hand.
Wenxiu, who was young and innocent, was so cute by a milk leopard.Staring at Shaoxin and Zige with big bright eyes: "Master, Uncle Shaoxin! Can I raise it?"
Zige said: "As long as Wenxiu likes it!"
Shaoxin said: "Wenxiu, if you raise it, you will have to raise it for a lifetime, you can't abandon it~!"
Wenxiu nodded, and the little milk leopard rescued by Wenxiu became Wenxiu's playmate.
From then on, Wenxiu ate and slept with the little milk leopard.Although Zixu Cave is called Zixu Cave, it is actually a pavilion built artificially on the cliffs of dangerous mountains.When Wen Xiu was ten years old, he was able to walk up and down the cliff alone.Zige and Shaoxin were very pleased to see him. It seems that this apprentice confiscated him wrongly.
It's just... well, this kid seems to have some shortcomings in character.Stunned, unwilling to see strangers.Fortunately, with that little snow leopard, it can be regarded as a companion.
However, all creatures have a limited lifespan.Ordinary leopards can only live for six or seven years, but Wen Xiu's one only lived for ten years.When Wenxiu was 14 years old, Snow Leopard died.
Wen Xiu hugged the snow leopard and cried for three days and three nights, no matter how much Zi Ge persuaded him, he refused to let go of its corpse.In the end, Shaoxin forcibly pulled him away from the snow leopard's body, and said sternly: "In this world, no one or any emotion will follow you forever. If you want to stop losing it, work hard to cultivate immortality! After attaining Taoism and cultivating immortality You will have eternal life. Immortality is good, but if you make ordinary friends, they will still leave you. If you want not to lose, unless you can’t get it, but can you achieve it? If you can’t, wipe away your tears Let the snow leopard rest in peace!"
Snow Leopard was taken away by Master, and Wenxiu couldn't get sick.Later, he couldn't remember how good he was.It was as if he had a dream, in which a fairy-like heroic figure fed him an elixir.The man was dressed in armor and had black hair like satin.Wenxiu hugged his arm tightly and murmured, "Little Leopard..."
No.20 One Tail·
Uncle Shaoxin once said that Master is the most unreliable among the cultivators of immortals, but now it seems that compared with this fellow Daoist Yehu, he really pales in comparison!
Gu Kai asked Ye Hu: "Is there anything to do after dinner?"
Ye Hu said: "Of course there is something to do!"
Gu Kai said: "Do you have other things to do besides playing games?"
Ye Hu said: "Playing games is also a business!"
The old man has already sent him to this boring place as an undercover agent, and he is not even allowed to play games, so what is the meaning of life?Alas, who made Dr. Ye always dislike him for seeing people only on the surface?Since this little guy wants to keep pretending to be stupid, why should I expose it?It's hard for those two old people to use this method to train their disciples to enter the world, alas, well-intentioned!
but……
The meal this morning is really rich!Brother, I haven't eaten such a hearty meal for a long time!Alas, the daughter-in-law is angry and won't cook for her.I have a task and I can't go back to coax, what should I do?
In order to vent this dissatisfaction, Ye Hu had no choice but to stuff the table full of food into his stomach desperately.After the table was turned over by wind and clouds, Wenxiu knew more about this fellow Daoist Ye Hu.
In other words, this Fellow Daoist Ye Hu must have been a glutton in his previous life, right?Otherwise, why is eating so crazy?
For Ye Hu, who never cared about other people's criticisms, being cheeky is not supernatural at all.His great-grandmother once said that if a person is shameless, even a god can't control him, and even a little foolishness can't be controlled by that god.
The highest state of life is nothing more than this.
After eating, Ye Hu pushed the rice bowl away and went back to the room to play games.
Gu Kai didn't dare to drag him back to wash the dishes, he was afraid that this set of imitation blue and white tableware that he treasured would be smashed by him again, it was a gift from the old man on his birthday!Although he didn't like antiques, it was the first birthday present from the old man, so he should cherish it.
Let go of the fact that the old man forced himself to have a child, he is still a good father in other respects.
Wen Xiu just shook the fish tail, cleaned up the dishes, poured the food leftovers into the garbage disposal channel, and wiped the tabletop carefully with a rag. After finishing all this, he found that Gu Kai was still sitting by the dining table.
Wenxiu looked back at the garbage disposal channel, then turned around and said, "Brother isn't full yet?"
Gu Kai folded his arms and said, "What? You want to pick up the trash from the trash and feed it to me?"
Wenxiu immediately shook his hand: "No, no, if you are not full, I can go to that big iron box to get some food for you." Wenxiu remembered this time, and went to the big iron box to find food when he was hungry. , there is sure to be food to be found there.
Gu Kai said helplessly: "That's called a refrigerator..."
Wenxiu: "Uh... oh." Well, the name is quite appropriate, and it is indeed cold inside.
Gu Kai said: "Go back to your room and rest early! You are just an adult, and your body is important. If you don't rest well at this stage, it will easily affect your future."
What?What more?
Wenxiu opened his eyes wide: "Then... what impact will it have?"
Gu Kai said: "It is said that when in heat, the body will be weak and clammy, and the whole body will break out in cold sweat."
Wenxiu: ...
Wenxiu, who almost bit his tongue, fled back to the room in a hurry, his cheeks were already red up to the ears.How curious are you, why do you ask this question?
All right!He had no choice but to obey Gu Kai's words and go to bed to rest.In order to avoid physical weakness and clamminess on the night of the full moon every month, cold sweat on the back of the cheeks.But...he lay on the bed but couldn't fall asleep at all, his mind was in a mess, always recalling Gu Kai's words.I can't even practice meditation!Wenxiu yelled, hugging his head and tossing about on the bed: "Master and uncle, what should Wenxiu do? Is Wenxiu sick? Master, give me a meditation pill! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
There is no Jingxin Pill, but there is a bowl of Jingxin Tea.
Gu Kai brought a bowl of meditation tea to Wenxiu, and Wenxiu felt much better after drinking it.It's just that when facing Gu Kai, my heart is beating wildly like a ghost.Coupled with the influence of his pure positive physique on him, there are still a lot of random thoughts.Wenxiu closed his eyes and turned his head away.
Gu Kai was a little displeased and said, "I'm ugly? You can't bear to look directly at me?"
Wen Xiu immediately turned his head: "No..."
Gu Kai: "Then why don't you turn your face away from me?"
Wenxiu: "...I'm just, sorry to see you."
Gu Kai smiled, and slowly approached him: "So...you see me shy?"
Wenxiu backed away slowly.
Gu Kai leaned close to him and said, "Have you fallen in love with me?"
Wenxiu shook his head like a drum.
But... But, why didn't he want to hide when he posted it?Damn it, the law of physical attraction!Wenxiu closed his eyes, thinking to himself, if he wanted to, then...
When Gu Kai was about to get close to him, he couldn't help laughing suddenly: "I'm just kidding you, what are you afraid of?"
Wenxiu thought of what had just surfaced in his mind, and shook his head violently as if he might be exposed: "No, no, no, I didn't think about anything!"
Gu Kai got up, as if he was in a very happy mood: "No, no, why are you nervous? Well, I'll go first if I have nothing to do, and I can surf the Internet if I'm bored, or I'll get sick from boredom! Just look at you like this, a little They will not explain themselves."
Gu Kai is optimistic and open-minded, but he is cold on the surface.
Although Wenxiu is gentle on the surface, he is actually a tangled and contradictory body in his heart!
After Gu Kai left, Wenxiu stretched out his palm and found that his palm was covered with sweat.
yes!What am I nervous about?
Oh, what a coward!
Wenxiu decides to think about nothing else, Gu Kai's suggestion is good, he should go to the virtual fantasy to relax!Although it is virtual there, the scenery is really good.
Wenxiu logged into the intelligent holographic computer again, and logged into the Knights of Love game. After logging in, he found that he was still in the pear blossom forest where the fragrance was floating in the snow.That's it, it seems that where he went out last time, he will still appear there this time.
Ye Hu seems to be no longer here, and not far away are some couples who are setting off fireworks and playing musical instruments.There is a light rain in the sky, mixed with the fragrance of soil and various flowers.
Wenxiu felt much more relaxed.
Why don't you just walk around here?Anyway, the scenery is good.
Just as Wenxiu was about to move, he suddenly vaguely heard two people talking, one of them was smiling, and the other was calm and steady, and he knew immediately that one was Mu Chi and the other was Ye Hu.
What a coincidence, why don't you... ask Ye Hu to reveal your identity?
So, he looked for the sound and walked in the direction of the two of them.
Not far away, there is a piece of Qilixiang covered by white bamboo, and the flower stand built with bamboo, Qilixiang climbed all over the wall.Among the flowers of Qilixiang, a slender man in a gorgeous black-trimmed robe was stopping another master with a handsome face in cassock.
The man in the black robe was Ye Hu. He pinched the monk's chin and breathed out through his nose: "Daughter-in-law, your husband hasn't been back these days, do you miss me?"
Master Heba pushed his hand away: "You better never come back!"
Ye Hu grabbed the master into his arms: "Don't be old-fashioned, daughter-in-law, don't I have business to do! Don't you always dislike me for being ignorant and just waiting to die? Manly man, always do some business , otherwise how will you support your wife and children?"
The master frowned tightly when he heard this: "Then you can find a wife to give birth to you."
Ye Hu tightly hugged the master who wanted to escape: "Don't be angry, daughter-in-law, why do you want to find Lao Bo ready-made? I don't want a child born by others. If I want to have a child, I want you to give it to me."
The master said coldly: "I don't have that ability."
Ye Hu put his lips next to the master's ear: "Don't you know if you have the ability to try? How about..." Ye Hu put his hand into the cassock: "Let's try now?" Xiu couldn't bear to look directly at it.
The master pushed him hard: "Get out!"
Ye Hu smiled even more playfully: "You said let me go, but your body is reluctant, it's already wet."
Wenxiu's face was red, and he turned and left in a hurry.Fellow Daoist Ye Hu is not only straightforward, but also so bold in his actions.Are you not afraid of being bumped into by others if you do things here?
Alas, the world is really going downhill, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.
but……
I only know how to ridicule others, but don't I always have these messy things in my mind?If it is said that the world is going down, I must be one of the people who are pulling down the world!
Originally, I came here to relax, but I didn't expect to encounter such a bad thing again.
Alas, there is no way to live this day!
Wenxiu came out of the pear blossom forest, but the rain continued, and the rain wetted his Taoist robe, but he didn't realize it.
At this time, a voice suddenly came: "Although the game is virtual, you will catch a cold after being exposed to the rain for a long time. This game is a [-]D holographic online game newly developed by Hailan Technology. Whether you feel pain, hunger or even going to the toilet have a feeling."
Wenxiu turned around and saw Guo Kai's honest and honest face, and suddenly felt warm.An umbrella was opened above his head, covering the drizzle.Only then did Wenxiu pull back his thoughts: "Student Guo? You're here!"
Guo Kaidao: "I saw you walking around here alone from a long distance, what's wrong? Do you have something on your mind?"
Wenxiu shook his head and nodded again.
Guo laughed and said, "What's the matter?"
Wenxiu sighed: "It's nothing, it's just that there are some things I can't figure out. By the way, what did you just say about [-]D holographic online games? What is a [-]D holographic online game?"
Guo Kaidao: "Three-dimensional holographic online games are fully simulated online games. Everything that can be perceived in reality can also be perceived in the game. There are also two-dimensional holographic online games. Although the scene is holographic, the characters do not feel pain. Everything that can be felt."
Wenxiu seemed to understand, but he also understood.This [-]D holographic online game, even in a virtual scene, can do some things in reality.
such as……
What Fellow Daoist Yehu and Zen Master Lingchi did just now...
No.20 Erwei ·
Guo Kai saw that Wenxiu's face was not right, so he said with concern: "Wenxiu, why is your face so red? Could it be that you really caught a cold? Although catching a cold in the game will not really affect your health, it will affect the game. The character upgrades, and the experience is halved. Shall I take you to see the doctor?"
Wenxiu immediately shook his hand: "No...no need, I don't have a cold, it's just...too hot."
Guo Kai looked at the light rain falling from the sky, the system set the temperature at [-] degrees, and tightened his clothes: "It's really... quite hot."
Wenxiu was a little embarrassed and said, "Where is Guo going next?"
Guo Kaidao: "Aren't you looking for the night pot, the leader of the chamber pot sect? I'll come up and help you find him."
Wenxiu immediately waved his hand: "No...no need, no need..."
With Gu Kai's spies and counter-spies' ability to read words and deeds, they can see at a glance that something is wrong with Wenxiu, and something must have happened.Gu Kai called up the friend list, and the chamber pot was indeed online, and he sent a private message: "Where are you?"
Chamber pot didn't reply...
Holding an umbrella, Gu Kai summoned Mo Se, got on his horse, and just as he was about to mount La Wenxiu, Wen Xiu blushed, "No need! I have something to do, so I'll take my leave first." He hurried away.
What happened to this guy?
Gu Kai sent another message to the chamber pot, but there was still no reply.
He turned on the map tracker, and Ye Hu had no hidden location. After checking the map coordinates, he found out that he was nearby.Since it's nearby, let's go and have a look.
Gu Kai took back the ink color and walked into the clump of pear blossom trees.After searching for a long time, I finally found Yehu, who was helping Master Lingchi fasten his cassock in a bush of Qilixiang flowers.Looking at this guy's full face, he knew what happened just now. No wonder Wen Xiu's face looked wrong. It turned out that he saw Ye Hu, a bastard kid, fighting in the field!Mu Chi really let him go, this guy is so used to it!Oh, I wish I could go over and beat him up!
However, this situation is really not the time to beat him.
Gu Kai summoned Mo Se again, and chased in the direction Wen Xiu left, only to find that Wen Xiu was going in the direction of Yandang Tomb!Yandang's tomb is a place where good and evil must fight, no matter which faction you are, whether you are a big or small, loli Yujie, or a gentleman, you will join the war by default when you enter Yandang's tomb.As long as the camps are opposed, you can show your weapons and kill the Quartet.
At this time, Gu Kai's system notification sound reminded: Your friend Wenxiu was seriously injured in Yandang Tomb, please go to the rescue.
Gu Kai frowned, this little mermaid is really worried!He was seriously injured after leaving for only ten minutes!What are you doing, a tenth-level trumpet, running Yan Dang's grave?In addition to the reeds for more than a dozen miles, there is an endless swamp!Wouldn't Qifenglin be better for the scenery?
Forget it, this little mermaid doesn't even know how to set up the system, let alone read a map!It is estimated that he is just bumping around like a chicken without a head, and it doesn't matter where he hits.But he doesn't understand the system settings, so wouldn't it be very painful when he was seriously injured?The default pain coefficient of the system is 50.00%, which means that being killed in the game is as painful as being killed in reality, but the pain level is reduced by half!Generally, players will adjust the pain level to [-]% after creating a character, so that they can accurately sense someone's sneak attack and make the pain less intense.
However, Wenxiu doesn't understand the system settings at all, so his serious injury just now is equivalent to being injured in reality.
Thinking of this, Gu Kai clamped the black horse's belly forcefully, and galloped towards the coordinates of Wenxiu's serious injury.
The avatar of Xiu in the system friend list lights up again.
Yo, will it be revived in situ?It's not too stupid.
The system prompt sounded again: Your friend Wenxiu was seriously injured in Yandang Grave, please go to the rescue.
Gu Kai frowned suddenly, was the corpse guarded?
2 minutes later: Your friend Wenxiu was seriously injured in Yandang Tomb, please go to rescue him.
Gu Kai felt that the horse was running too slowly!
While running towards Wenxiu's coordinates, he sent a message to Ye Hu: "Where did you go at the critical moment?"
Ye Hu finally responded: "Gu Xiaokai? Rare guest, rare guest, why are you on the game?"
Gu Kai said: "You add Wenxiu! He was guarded by someone!"
Ye Hu said: "Isn't Wenxiu your little pet? Did you take him to the game? Humanoid and pet?"
Gu Kai said: "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up!"
Ye Hu searched for Wenxiu, and sure enough there was this person. After he added Wenxiu, he found that he was indeed being guarded.It's just that his name is Demon Sect, and Wenxiu is Taoism, and he is born with power like water and fire, and he is bound to fight against each other!
So he went offline and changed to a hero number to come up.
The hero's name is Yuhu, which is only one letter different from Yehu.
Gu Kai's grandpa in the Yuhu group went straight to the place where Wenxiu was kept.
Ye Hu asked Gu Kai: "You really brought your little mermaid here as a humanoid pet? Is it true?"
Gu Kai cast him a glance: "You should know more about this than me, right? Why are you pretending to be stupid?"
Ye Hu chuckled: "It's better to be stupid than to be aggressive!"
Gu Kai wanted to kick him away, but found that his strength in the game was far inferior to Ye Hu.However, Gu Kai guessed that since Wen Xiu could see that Ye Hu was a Daoist, then Ye Hu must also be able to see through Wen Xiu.It's just that this kid never said a word of the truth, and he was full of nonsense, which made him, who has many years of experience in spy warfare, unable to start an investigation.Besides, he and him have been friends for many years and grew up together. The things Wenxiu said were too unbelievable to him.
The two came to Wenxiu's side and found that the Demon Cult, Assassins, Thieves, and several masters of the three sects were there.Apart from Wenxiu, there were also a few queens from other sects who were beaten up, but they were not good at the sect either.Several people were beaten so helplessly that they had to lie dead.
Seeing this posture, Ye Hu immediately said: "Oh, as expected of me, Ye Hu's sect, look at all these brave and good fighters!"
Gu Kai glanced at him contemptuously: "What p are you playing? The big one is bullying the small one? Hurry up and save someone!"
At this time, Wenxiu, who was trying to escape, screamed and fell into a pool of blood again.
Ye Hu covered his eyes and roared, "Damn it, it's too tragic..."
Several masters in the Devil's Cult knew that they couldn't beat them at a glance!My own size is invincible all over the world, but it's a pity how can the same sect kill each other?Besides, how can the leader kill the congregation?Clean up the portal?Those who condemned the teaching did not see any leader judged the teaching!
Gu Kai kicked a chamber pot next to Wenxiu's body and kicked it away, turned around and shouted at Ye Hu: "Call your relatives and friends! You have been in this game for so long, don't you even have any relatives or friends? "
Ye Hu said: "Yes! I responded to everyone in the gang, and in a word, all the gang members followed me to fight."
Gu Kai said: "What nonsense! I mean decent, not evil!"
Ye Hu said: "I am a public enemy of decency. I robbed their monk Hua Lingchi abbot as his daughter-in-law. I was wanted by the entire decency. Do you think I may have relatives or friends?"
Gu Kai: ...
When the two of them were surrounded, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted: "The spirit master is here, call the leader!"
Someone shouted again: "The leader just went offline!"
At this time, it was as if a whirlwind blew past, the Buddha's mantra shook people's eardrums, and the dance of cassock and Zen staff dazzled people, and there was a burst of sandalwood everywhere they went.
Surprised on Yuhu's face, he shouted, "Daughter-in-law!"
Ling Chi snorted coldly: "Get out!"
At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "That jade pot is the trumpet of the chamber pot!"
Someone followed suit: "Damn! There are subtleties in decency!"
From then on, all the knights in Qingyuan knew that the leader of the night pot sect, the night pot, had a trumpet called Yuhu.
Three strikes, five divisions and two divisions, after the spiritual holding Zen staff swept across, several masters of the Devil's Cult fled.Those who did not escape were all turned into corpses lying on the ground, which was a tragedy.In fact, there is no way not to escape. Everyone knows that in terms of pk, in the whole game, except for the chamber pot, it is the spiritual master.When the chamber pot didn't come, Zen master Lingchi was the legend of the whole game.After the chamber pot came...he actually spends most of his time in the morning soaking spirits. The reason why he has grown so fat is that he won't admit that his elder brother Ji Min is actually the leader of Hailan Technology!
Gu Kai picked up Wenxiu who was lying in a pool of blood, it seemed that his in situ resurrection skills were exhausted.Zen master Lingchi came over and looked at Wenxiu with concern on his face: "Why did this kid come here? He doesn't seem to have even adjusted his pain index! Hurry up and give him the Reincarnation Pill!"
After taking the Reincarnation Pill, Wen Xiu Youyou woke up, although a little weak, he had regained his blood color.
Seeing himself lying in Guo Kai's arms, Wen Xiu asked, "What happened just now? Those people beat me when they saw me?"
Gu Kai said: "You... well, does it hurt?"
Wen Xiu pursed his lips and almost cried: "I miss Master and Uncle."
Gu Kai looked distressed, the child seemed to be frightened.
Gu Kai said: "I'll teach you how to set the pain parameters, so that it won't hurt so much when you are attacked in the future."
Wenxiu was still shivering a little. Ever since he failed in the calamity, he was extremely sensitive to pain.Although he was not afraid of going through the catastrophe again, he could still vividly feel the feeling of being crushed to pieces.
Gu Kai just wanted to teach Wenxiu how to set the pain parameters, but found that he was offline.Gu Kai also went offline immediately, and went to the next door to see if he was frightened.Just as Ye Hu was about to go offline, Mu Chi grabbed him: "Stop! Where are you going?"
Ye Hu turned around and smiled cheaply: "Hey, daughter-in-law."
Mu Chi said: "Tell me! Why are you hiding in Major General Gu's house? Hiding from me, or something else?"
Ye Hu continued to sneer: "Isn't Mu Da writer quick thinking? Guess what!"
Mu Chi said: "I'm too lazy to meddle in your business, but don't bother me again if you get into trouble. No, don't bother me again in the future. Today, the last time!"
Ye Hu didn't even think about it, and knelt down on the ground with a plop: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, daughter-in-law, don't abandon me!"
No.20 Three Tails·
The players who watched the excitement around felt all kinds of joy, and the chamber pot was about to be dumped!What a joyful news for the whole world to celebrate!Everyone rushed to tell each other!
As the saying goes, a good girl is afraid of being pestered, and a good man is also afraid of being pestered.Mu Chi, a well-known interstellar writer, was entangled by the chamber pot for a full year and six months, rain or shine, and the moon was full and the moon was short, and he was not absent for a day.Suddenly disappearing one day, Mu Chi felt unaccustomed to it.Later I found out that he broke his foot and lay in the hospital for half a month. After returning home, he went to the game to tell Mu Chi the news, and then Uncle Mu Chi went to his home to take care of him for two weeks. together.
For this reason, Ye Hu has been bragging in Gu Kai's ear: "To be a man, rely on tactics! Not espionage! Look at you, alas, failure!"
Gu Kai kicked him flying.
Of course, Gu Kai didn't take Ye Hu's so-called tactics at all.The success of tactics depends on the length of time.It took you a year and a half to overthrow Mu Chi, but it only took me three months to overthrow Wenxiu.
Of course, this is in a way thanks to Papa Gu.
Gu Kai opened Wenxiu's room and found that he was covering his head with a quilt, shivering inside.Gu Kai tried to pull the quilt, but Wen Xiu held on tighter.Gu Kai said coldly: "Relax!"
Wenxiu froze for a moment, then gradually relaxed, the quilt was lifted, revealing a pitiful colorful little mermaid covered in cold sweat.
Wenxiu seemed to be really frightened. Gu Kai felt distressed for no reason when he was huddled under the quilt. He stepped forward and hugged him into his arms: "This is just a game, don't be afraid."
Wenxiu has never felt so helpless. In the past, his master and uncle never made him feel wronged. He has learned a lot of internal and external skills, and he has never been bullied.It turns out that this is the feeling of being bullied, and it turns out that being alone and helpless is more sad than the pain in the body.Wen Xiu retracted into Gu Kai's arms, tears streaming down silently, but bit his lower lip stubbornly to keep himself from crying.
Gu Kai stroked Wenxiu's hair and tried to soften his voice: "Wenxiu, no matter how you lived before, since you have come to this era, you have to learn to adapt slowly. No one will always treat you You held it in the palm of your hand!" No matter how soft the voice was, it would make people feel a little inhumane to say it in Gu Kaisheng's cold tone.
But Wenxiu knew that what he said was right.If I don't learn to adapt slowly, no one will help me, and no one will always be by my side like my master and uncle.Besides, master and uncle have disappeared for thousands of years, even they will disappear, let alone others.
Wenxiu raised his head, looked up at Gu Kai, and tried to squeeze the tears out of his eyes: "You are right, my uncle also said that no feelings will follow you forever, I just selectively treated them to me at that time. Feelings are ruled out."
Gu Kai opened his mouth, just about to say something, but kept silent.
What he should grow up will always grow up, if he prevents him from growing up, then he himself will become a sinner.In fact, if he is willing, I am willing to protect him.However, he is also a mere mortal, with a lifespan of only a hundred years, so how can he protect him?
At this time, Ye Hu came in from the door: "How is Wenxiu's little friend? Oh, hey, you are so scared? I said, how did you become the owner? You don't know how to protect him! You said he beat him indivual……"
Gu Kai glanced over, "Close the anus!"
Ye Hu covered her mouth...
Wenxiu: ...Pfft...
After holding back for a long time, I burst out laughing.
Ye Hu exaggerated surprise on his face: "Oh, I'm gone! This little mermaid in your family can still laugh? I thought mermaids always have cute faces!"
Gu Kai grabbed Ye Hu by the ear and carried him out: "Can you be quiet?"
It was only then that Ye Hu remembered that Gu Kai had used a disguise coupon in the game, so he suddenly realized: "Oh? The owner is following the pet? Ouch, this is something new!"
Gu Kai squinted at him: "I don't need to ask about your identity, if you dare to say a word to him about this..."
Gu Kai didn't need to say what happened next, Ye Hu automatically made a zipper movement on his mouth, and then made a suicide movement with his right hand.
Children can be taught!
Gu Kai understood it, and felt that this buddy who grew up together was still a good one.
At this time, an uninvited guest came to the door again.
Dressed in Xiao Ran's military uniform, with the same burly figure as Gu Kai, although he is not young, he looks energetic and radiant.After entering the door, seeing Gu Kai and Ye Hu together, there was a smile in the corner of his eyes: "Hey, is the little fool here?"
Ye Hu rushed forward and gave the other party a hug: "Hey, old man Gu, why are you so hot and handsome at such an age? Will you give us young people a way to survive?"
After hearing Ye Hu's words, Gu Zhihuan laughed loudly: "How can I see you in such a good mood? Who made you sweet-mouthed so that others hurt? It would be great if I had such a grandson."
Ye Hu saw Gu Kai's eyebrows wrinkled again from the corner of his eye, and said with a playful smile: "Father, I don't like hearing you say that! What do you mean if you have a grandson like me? If I were your grandson Gu Kai has become my uncle? No, no, he has to be scolded every day when he is my uncle? The Mu Da writer scolds my uncle when he has nothing to do, he seems to have a grudge against my uncle!"
Old Gu laughed again, turned around to look at Gu Kai, and immediately changed his serious face: "How is that little mermaid?"
Gu Kai said expressionlessly: "Sleeping."
Just as Father Gu was about to enter the room to have a look, Gu Kai immediately stopped him: "He's asleep."
Papa Gu squinted his eyes: "What? I can't even take a look when I'm asleep?"
Gu Kai stood there for more than ten seconds, and made way.
When Papa Gu pushed the door open, Wenxiu was startled and shrank behind the bed.
Papa Gu walked up to him, pinched his chin again and looked behind his ear, a red line stood out.
Old Gu turned around and looked at Gu Kai: "Still haven't touched it?"
Gu Kai said: "He's just grown up, I just saw a doctor, it's not suitable for... having sex."
Wenxiu looked at Gu Kai, looked at Papa Gu, alas...
Father Gu thought for a while, and said, "If you don't like this mermaid, I can ask Ling Rui to change it for you."
Gu Kai immediately said: "No need, I like it very much."
Wen Xiu looked at Gu Kai, do you like it?
Father Gu said: "Since you like it, don't dawdle anymore! Ah Kai! I know I'm usually a little strict with you, but you are the only successor of the Gu family. I'm old, I don't want you to wander like me for the rest of my life, and when it's the end, I haven't even seen your mother's last side..."
Tears flashed in Gu Lao's eyes, but he recovered his solemn expression in the next second: "I said, if he is not pregnant within three months, I will prepare a marriage for you." After finishing speaking, Gu Lao Dad walks away.
Ye Hu chased after him like a dog and shouted, "Papa Gu, are you leaving now? I'll see you off..."
After both of them went out, Gu Kai walked up to Wenxiu and said, "It's okay, I won't force you."
Wenxiu opened his mouth, then lowered his head.
He wanted to say that, in fact, he didn't mind that much anymore.
It was really difficult to accept it at the beginning, but after getting along with each other these days, I feel that although others are cold, they are not like them in their hearts.
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