diving cat

Lying back in the distance with hands and feet together, closing his eyes and continuing to pretend to be weak, Young Master Han tried his best to soothe his runaway mood, acting as if nothing had happened, he remained calm and distraught, and his brain nerves paralyzed by a night of love were at a high speed It's up and running—the innocent little policeman who has been cultivating himself for a long time has been buried deep in his blood and suppressed deep in his soul. The bully, brutal and unruly young master bully broke out of his shell and vowed to control the dog in his palm. !Fuck it to death!Never turn over!

How about this, with a few pocket money on hand, first buy a luxurious small castle built on a deserted island, strip off the dog thing, confine him for three days, tie a chastity belt, update the international standard luxury props every day, and escape to the ends of the world I have to catch SM...

A series of strange movements came from nearby, mixed with almost inaudible panting, very close, Han Bei listened carefully, but couldn't hear anything.There were only two people in the cave, so I don't know what kind of tricks Qiu Zhengxia was playing!Han Bei glanced around, his sight blocked by a rock, and called out loudly, "Zhengxia?"

Qiu Zhengxia didn't go too far, and cheerfully agreed: "Here you go, my darling~"

However, Qiu Zhengxia's voice came from another direction!Han Bei was slightly startled, and just about to get up to look again, a cold muzzle of a gun was pressed against his temple, and Xiang Dongtan's voice sounded: "Master Han, stand up slowly."

Han Bei gasped for breath, remembering the crack of more than ten meters centimeters, but still refused to believe it, and asked in a low voice, "How did you get in?"

"Now that I'm older and my bones are not so obedient, it's not easy to find a crack that can pass through." Xiang Dongtan answered the question.

Climbing in through such a narrow crack, what kind of distortion would a person have to be?It's really comparable to the alien movies made in the United States!Han Bei's scalp tingled for a while, and he stood up slowly, "I haven't treated you badly, master and apprentice, what do you think?"

Before Xiang Dongtan spoke, Qiu Zhengxia came back, he quickly threw the water jug, two small blades flashed between his fingers, his lips were pursed into a straight line, and his eyes were cold.

"You dare to try!" Xiang Dongtan clasped the acupuncture points on Han Bei's neck, held him back a few steps, put his back against the rock, and warned: "Don't take your young master Han at risk."

"Zhengxia, don't be nervous, listen to what he wants to do." Han Bei pretended to be relaxed.

Xiang Dongtan peeked out one eye from the back of his head, flipped off the safety of the pistol, and said coldly: "Hand over the map."

"We don't really have a map..."

Xiang Dongtan threatened: "Master Han, I don't want to make a hole in your body!"

"Don't!" Qiu Zhengxia hastily stopped: "Dongtan kid, the map is really burned, but we wrote down the route, we can lead the way, I won't lie to you."

Xiang Dongtan bit his lips hesitantly, and said, "In this case, let's go out and discuss later, Master is waiting for you outside."

Qiu Zhengxia slapped his thigh, pretending to be annoying: "We want to go out too, but we won't shrink our bones..."

Xiang Dongtan said in a vicious voice, "Don't talk nonsense! You know how to get out!"

Qiu Zhengxia shrugged angrily and said, "Okay, okay, don't get excited! Take care of your gun, don't hurt Han Bei! I'll think of a way, can't I think of a way?"

It was easy for Qiu Zhengxia to blow up a stone wall. He found a crack, measured it skillfully, estimated the hardness of the stone wall, the blasting angle and the gunpowder formula, tied the reconfigured detonators into a cross shape, and arranged for Xiang Dongtan to take Han Bei with him. Hidden in a safe place, and then shouted to the other side of the crack: "Everyone outside, move away, I will not be responsible for whoever is blown up!"

After lighting the fuse, Qiu Zhengxia walked away in a flash.The deafening rumbling sound carried the dust and gravel that hit his face, and it fell on his back. Han Bei hurriedly bent over and buried his head, not daring to act rashly.Honestly lying on the ground for a few minutes, when the sound subsided and the rocking of the cave stopped, the person behind him wiped the dust off his neck and quickly pecked him.

Han Bei thought it was Xiangdongtan, his body was full of pores immediately, he turned his head angrily, and swung his fist, "Are you sick?"

"Ouch..." Qiu Zhengxia fell down in response, twisted, kicked his legs, covered his nose with his hands, and there was blood between his fingers.After all, Xiang Dongtan was an inexperienced boy. He was busy protecting his head and face during the explosion, and couldn't take care of himself. Qiu Zhengxia took the opportunity to approach, fought fiercely and snatched Han Bei and the gun, then smashed him with the butt of the gun, and kicked him a few meters away. Far away from Han Bei.

Han Bei clenched his fists in a daze, "Uh, I'm sorry."

Qiu Zhengxia stretched out his hand to Han Bei tearfully: "Hug Beibei!"

Han Bei hurriedly bent over to hug him, "Why did you have a nosebleed? Did I hit you?"

Xiang Dongtan was also bloodied, struggling to get up.

"It's him..." Qiu Zhengxia shot a gun on the muddy ground at the foot of Xiangdongtan, spat out a mouthful of blood, and showed a fierce look: "Who allowed you to move? You've got your guts! Turn around and squat down !"

Xiang Dongtan wiped the blood from his forehead, squatted down calmly and turned his back to them.

Qiu Zhengxia leaned tenderly on Han Bei's shoulder again, sobbing: "It hurts... oh! Why is there so much blood? Beibei, did I bleed a lot?"

"Yeah yeah, don't cover it, look up and let me have a look." Han Bei checked it again, and said with a sigh of relief: "It's okay, you look at Xiangdongtan, I'll find cotton to stop your bleeding."

Qiu Zhengxia rubbed his eyes: "Woohoo! Can I still have children in the future?"

Han Bei slapped him dumb, and ordered: "Your child came out of your nostrils? Shut up!"

A gun was protruded silently into the entrance of the cave that had just been blasted out.Qiu Zhengxia's wounded and frail demeanor changed, and he swayed sideways behind Xiang Dongtan, holding his head with a gun, "Who is outside?"

After a while, Xiang Jiuru's half-pale face appeared beside the cave, smiling kindly: "Daoist Qiu, why don't you come out with Young Master Han soon?"

Qiu Zhengxia's face turned serious, "Han Bei, come behind me."

Xiang Dongtan yelled: "Master! They said they remembered the route, but they burned the map..."

Xiang Jiuru glanced at the injured apprentice, glared at Qiu Zhengxia with resentment, and immediately stretched his brows lightly, put away his gun, stopped negotiating with Qiu Zhengxia, and said slowly: "Master Han, you have taken my medicine , it’s better to be obedient, and I don’t want to torture you.”

Han Bei and Qiu Zhengxia looked at each other and asked, "What kind of poison is it?"

Xiang Jiuru shook his head mischievously, and smiled innocently, "How can it be called poison? This medicine is not fatal, don't worry! It's just that after seven days, the male organs will gradually shrink, female features will appear, and the voice will change." Thin, with developed breasts, after 49 days..."

Qiu Zhengxia and Han Bei turned blue in unison, Qiu Zhengxia roared: "How to detoxify? Tell me quickly, or I will kill Xiangdongtan!"

"Detoxification is very simple. You just need to take the medicine three times according to the time and amount. The first time is within 72 hours, chew five grams of gentian root..." Xiang Jiuru stopped talking and waved: "Dongtan, come I'm here."

Han Bei knew that he had been blackmailed, and if he was not honest and obedient, he would not be able to get the correct instructions for taking the medicine three times.Qiu Zhengxia let go of Xiangdongtan, and shoved: "Get lost! What the hell!"

"Come out too, don't lose your temper and waste time." Xiang Jiuru followed the temptation: "I have to trouble you to lead the way for the new route."

Neither of the two wanted to become a transvestite, so they had to be controlled by others, and they crawled out of the cave one after another, full of grief.Wei Jingou and Liu Zhen were fully armed and looked at them coldly; Zhou Wangyan had new bandages wrapped around his shoulders, and he didn't look like he was suffering, so he handed them self-defense weapons; Want to occupy the map and eat alone? Dreaming!"

Qiu Zhengxia pointed at Wei Jingou's nose and scolded Liu Lan: "You are the bastard, and your whole family is a bastard! Your uncle will take revenge! I didn't blow a hole to drag him out, can he stand here?"

Wei Jingou had no expression on his face: "Thank you, if you didn't knock me out with a stone, I wouldn't have dragged you."

"Stop arguing! Where are Huang Deng and Peng Kun?" Han Beizhen regretted letting Qiu Zhengxia toss around all night, not a single bone in his body was comfortable, and the thought of having to travel a long distance again gave him a splitting headache.

"If you can't get in touch, don't worry about them." Zhou Wangyan's tone was already in the same group as Wei Jingou, and naturally he would not easily give up the Nanyue King's Tomb just because he owed Qiu Zhengxia a favor.

Xiang Dongtan found the wound medicine and cleaned the wound on his head; Xiang Jiuru walked over and threw Qiu Zhengxia a small metal gadget, "I picked up your mp3, return it to you."

"Oh! My matcha sweetheart!" Qiu Zhengxia held onto his lost assembled mp3 and said emotionally: "Brother saw you stuck in a crevice of rocks when he was running for his life, so he didn't have time to pick it up, so don't blame him!"

Han Bei dismissed it, and said casually: "If you throw it away, throw it away. Once it's broken, you can still pick it up in the cracks of the stone."

Xiang Jiuru coughed intermittently, "The blowfly is so flashy and buzzing, it's hard not to notice it."

Qiu Zhengxia glanced at Xiang Jiuru sideways, the gloomy and cold light flashed across his eyes, and complained with his mouth pouting: "It's so annoying! He's not a fly!" After finishing speaking, he lowered his head, lifted the hem of his clothes, and wiped his clothes carefully. Matcha sweets dipped in mud.