diving cat

Qiu Zhengxia dug a few gentian plants, met spring water along the way, washed them, removed the leaves and left the roots, and kept them on his body. After 72 hours, he solemnly chewed them into his mouth, held a bunch of them to Han Bei with a bitter face, and said : "It's really unpalatable, or you don't eat it, and I will marry you if you become a girl."

Han Bei slapped him away like a floating palm, "Don't make trouble, give it to me!"

The grass root was bitter and hard to swallow, Han Bei chewed carefully, Yingwu's eyebrows twisted and twisted bitterly, he was suffering so much that he had to lie down and sleep for three days and three nights.But there was no chance to catch his breath. At night, he entered the territory of Baidu, traveled several kilometers westward, and got lost in the canyon.

Qiu Zhengxia's condition may not be better than him, there are blue and black eye circles under his big eyes, and his lips are white, as if he has been sucked away by a vixen—Master Han, the vixen, felt so embarrassed that his ears turned red, and he turned his face away in embarrassment. Yu was holding back his resentment, and he almost missed a mouthful of neat white teeth!

Qiu Zhengxia didn't know it at all, and moved over to beat Young Master Han's legs, "Good baby, are you tired?"

"Of course I'm tired, you bastard." Han Bei pretended to be coquettish, shy, and weak, and stretched out his legs to beat him, without letting the other party notice the indulgent desire for revenge in his heart.

Qiu Zhengxia laughed like an idiot, pounding vigorously, "Hey, hey..."

"Are you disgusted enough?" Liu Lan scolded: "I have walked around this canyon twice and didn't go out. Are you not in a hurry?"

"Why are you yelling at me? I'm showing the way, not in charge of identifying the direction," Qiu Zhengxia pointed at Zhou Wangyan irrelevantly: "Isn't there a half-immortal?"

Both the compass and the compass were out of order. The needles were shaking and pointing at random, and the direction could not be determined. The sky was covered with dark clouds, and the moon and stars could not be seen. Zhou Wang said that he was helpless, but he breathed a sigh of relief: "The magnetic field of this earth is strange, and it is useless for us to worry. When the sun comes out, we can determine north and south."

"We are too far behind..." Liu Zhen asked, "Master Han, does this canyon really exist on the map?"

Han Bei: "Yes, if you don't believe me, ask Wei Jingou."

Wei Jingou nodded, "It seems there is." He watched A Mao draw the map and had a general impression of the route and coordinates. Han Bei led the way. He knew the direction was correct, but he didn't have a photographic memory. Abilities and details can't be remembered, otherwise I wouldn't be chasing after the map.

A lot of equipment was lost, the tent was gone, and the food was also lacking. Qiu Zhengxia found a pack of instant noodles from Liu Lan's bag, and happily offered it as a treasure: "Beibei, I'll eat it for you!"

Liu Lan: "That's my face!"

Qiu Zhengxia raised his gun and pointed at him, and with the other hand he quickly lit the fire to boil water, "You come and grab it, come and grab it~"

Liu Lan appealed for grievances: "Uncle! Look at him—"

Wei Jingou slapped dumb Liu Lan, "Give it to him! Be quiet!"

Xiangdongtan handed over a paper bowl filled with lotus root starch, and begged, "By the way, can I have some boiled water?"

Qiu Zhengxia squinted at him in the firelight, "If you want to burn yourself, get out."

"Zhengxia, don't be stingy!" Han Bei lifted his chin in a friendly manner, "Leave it alone, boil it for you to soak."

Xiang Dongtan scratched the gauze on his forehead in embarrassment, "Thank you, Young Master Han, I'm so sorry, I..." I didn't finish apologizing, when I heard Xiang Jiuru coughing, he hurriedly turned to his side, rubbing and patting , a busy one.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at their master and apprentice, with sympathy and impatience inevitably intertwined in their eyes.Han Bei couldn't bear any resentment towards Xiang Jiuru's sick seedling. He sighed, turned his head, and was surprised to see Qiu Zhengxia sprinkle a packet of snow-white salt in the instant noodle seasoning packet into the lotus root powder while everyone was not paying attention!

Han Bei was furious, raised his hand to block it, and reprimanded: "You narrow-minded..."

Qiu Zhengxia held his wrist, squinted his eyes, and ordered with sharp and calm eyes: Don't make noise!

Han Bei stared back: What's so fun about this kind of low-level revenge?idiot!

Qiu Zhengxia poured hot water into the bowl, stirred the lotus root powder evenly, and brought it to the master and apprentice of the Xiang family, yelling, "Hey, Xiangdongtan, the lotus root powder is ready!"

Xiang Dongtan thanked him, took the bowl and asked, "Master, would you like some lotus root noodles?"

Xiang Jiuru calmed down a little, supported Xiang Dongtan's arm, panting desperately: "No, I have no appetite..."

Xiang Dongtan's eyes were red, and he persuaded in a trembling voice: "Master, you haven't eaten anything all day, your body can't bear it, try to eat some, I'll feed you..."

Xiang Jiuru stared at his lover, his eyes fluttered, with tears in his eyes, especially bright in the dark, not gratified or grateful, but full of pity and pampering, almost pity, as if he was not the one who was seriously ill and dying , but the other side.After a long time, he lowered his eyes and smiled softly and faintly. He didn't have any joy, but could only bear with helplessness, "Don't worry, I can still hold on. Give me the bowl and I will eat by myself."

Han Bei watched Xiang Jiuru's every move with cold eyes, and couldn't help frowning, and even wrinkled his nose: It's not kind to bully a patient, it's so salty, Xiang Jiuru would spit it out after a bite.

Unexpectedly, Xiang Jiuru scooped up the lotus root powder and blew on the hot air, passed it to her mouth spoon by spoon, and ate most of it slowly, licking the corners of her mouth from time to time, without any abnormal reaction!

This surprise was no small matter, Han Bei turned his head and looked at Qiu Zhengxia for answers, while Qiu Zhengxia fiddled with the instant noodles as if nothing had happened.Han Bei snatched Qiu Zhengxia's head and pressed it close to his ear: "Hey, don't you want to say something to me?"

Qiu Zhengxia cracked an unknown egg into the small pot, "Beibei, the noodles are ready to eat."

Han Bei whispered: "Don't be tricky, explain to me what's going on! What kind of tricks are you planning?"

"It's what you saw," Qiu Zhengxia muttered, "I really don't have any plans, just to prove that he has a problem with his sense of taste."

"How do you know?" Han Bei was insistent.

"I don't know, I only found out after trying it just now." Qiu Zhengxia shrugged.

Han Bei was speechless: "You..."

"It's going to rain." Xiang Jiuru stretched out his hand, caught a drop of rainwater in his palm, and said wearily, "Move, find a place that can shelter from the rain."

Liu Lan habitually said: "It's so hot, how cool it is to have a rain!"

Xiang Dongtan supported Xiang Jiuru: "Master, let's go."

"Hey! Don't go far! I..." Han Bei stood up and wanted to accompany them. After thinking about it, he was kind to them, but he was poisoned.So he swallowed back the words that slipped to his lips, sat down next to Qiu Zhengxia again, set aside a poached egg for him, and said with disgust: "Here you are, I don't eat such unknown food."

Zhou Wangyan was worried about the gunshot wound on his shoulder, and went to shelter from the rain with the master and apprentice of the Xiang family.

Heavy rain came and extinguished the fire.A few people knew that the summer rainstorm came and went in a hurry, so they didn't care. They took off their shirts and went barebacked, letting the rain pour on their heads and covering their faces. It was right to take a shower to wash their sweaty and sticky skin.Han Bei had hickey marks and teeth marks all over his body, so he was embarrassed to take it off, so Qiu Zhengxia put his clothes on top of his head for him to eat noodles safely.

Han Bei took a few mouthfuls, rolled a roll of noodles and put it into Qiu Zhengxia's mouth, "Why don't you eat it?"

"I'm not the same as you. I've never been idle all the way, and I'm not hungry."

"You dog, what can you eat if you pick it up, and you're not afraid of getting poisoned again?" Han Bei pretended to be concerned.

Qiu Zhengxia didn't show any guilty expression, and pecked him on the face, "I know my husband's mistake, and I will definitely not eat things I don't know in the future! Don't worry."

When did "being a teacher" become "a husband"?Han Bei smiled and said "tsk", and pushed him away with his elbow, flirting with shame, and sneered in his heart: When you are fucked, the future will be brighter!

The two huddled under their clothes shamelessly, and Liu Lan cursed from afar: "Qiu Zhengxia, are you sick? Why are you throwing things at me?"

Qiu Zhengxia was puzzled, "How could I throw something at you? You are sick!"

"You, ah—" A lightning-like white light fell from the sky and knocked Liu Lan on all fours.

"Liu Lan?" Wei Jingou turned pale with shock. He scanned the ground with his flashlight and spotted a hockey ball the size of a longan. He shouted: "Hail! Find a place to hide!"

The hailstones fell with the crackling of the raindrops. The particles were as big and plump as hidden weapons.Qiu Zhengxia wrapped Han Bei's head with his clothes, and the two of them were running around like headless flies. A flashlight was lit in the dark under the bushes, and Zhou Wangyan's voice came: "Master Han! Come here!"

Han Bei and Qiu Zhengxia ran over hugging each other, Zhou Wangyan hid in the tree hole and waved, Han Bei plunged into the tree hole without thinking, and saw that the master and apprentice of the Xiang family were also inside; Squeezed in, only stuffed into the upper body, bouncing and yelling: "Let me in quickly! Butt hurts!"

The four people in the tree hole hurriedly leaned in, trying to move out of their positions.Just as Qiu Zhengxia's legs and feet were put into the hole, Liu Lan's head got in, shouting the same words: "Let me in quickly! My whole body hurts!"

There was no place to set foot in the cave, Zhou Wangyan couldn't laugh or cry, "I can't get in, hide somewhere else!"

"Don't talk nonsense! I want to go in!" Liu Lan unreasonably showed a fierce look, and drew his gun: "Be careful, I'll jump you!"

Xiang Dongtan threatened: "Come closer and poison me!"

Liu Lan retreated without saying a word, cursing as he ran away: "God, you guys! Hide in the tree hole and wait for the lightning to strike you to death!"

Qiu Zhengxia shook the rain off his body and clicked his tongue again and again. The hailstorm was so powerful that it left many bruises on his arms, legs and feet.Han Bei couldn't bear it: "We should squeeze again and let Liu Lan come in."

Xiang Dongtan said angrily: "If I ask you to come in, my master will not even have a place to sit and rest. If you want to squeeze, go out and squeeze!"

"Cough cough... Dongtan!" Xiang Jiuru coughed and collapsed on Xiang Dongtan's body, stopping his words: "Don't make noise, cough cough..."

It was only then that Han Bei realized that there was a bloody smell in the tree hole, the clothes of the master and apprentice of the Xiang family were stained with blood, and Zhou Wangyan's shoulder was also blood red.

"What's going on?" Qiu Zhengxia pressed Zhou Wangyan's shoulder and asked anxiously, "Brother Zhou, your gunshot wound..."

Han Bei's brows moved slightly, vaguely feeling that Qiu Zhengxia's tone was too tense.

"It's not me," Zhou Wang said in a low voice, "it's Master Xiang Tuo, he's been vomiting blood."

Xiang Dongtan wiped Xiang Jiuru's face with a blood-soaked cloth, and asked Zhou Wangyan for help, sweating profusely: "I can't move my hands, please help me stabilize Master."

"Brother Zhou, you are hurt, don't push yourself too hard." Han Bei remembered that Xiang Jiuru was also coughing blood all over the floor last time in the hotel.Through the chaotic light in the tree hole, he saw that Xiang Jiuru was bleeding from his nostrils this time, and immediately frowned his eyebrows into a deep Sichuan shape, took Xiang Jiuru from Zhou Wangyan's hand, and asked, " Hello, how are you?"

Qiu Zhengxia rubbed his hands: "What kind of disease is this? It's scary!"

"After taking the medicine, the bleeding will stop slowly." Xiang Dongtan answered irrelevantly.

Qiu Zhengxia and Han Bei looked at each other, and helped him to support Xiang Jiuru: "According to what Pingdao said, Master Xiang Duo, you are a broken body, so don't bother to catch up with this business, right?"

"My master is already like this, can you stop ridiculing him? We won't hold back!" Xiang Dongtan gave him an annoyed look, and took out a large syringe unexpectedly by the three of them!