Good Immortals Don't Live Long

There is a way to heaven if you don't go, there is no way to break into hell.It was probably about the Battle of the Holy Throne before the official lecture in Zixiao Palace that day, and everyone still remembered it, not because it was so bloody—in fact, no one suffered a slight injury that day—but it happened It will be remembered for a lifetime, starting with Hongyun's smile and ending with Hongyun's smile.

The cause of the incident is now known to everyone - the two patriarchs Hongyun and Hongjun in Zixiao Palace have not yet arrived, there are more than [-] people in a hall, but there are only six futons for people to sit on.

This is Zixiao Palace and it's not an unusual place. It's hard to say that the master is not prepared, so I will move a small bench and sit down, so everyone can only stand in place and watch the six people who arrived early enjoy special treatment.Or find a way to get the six people in front to give up their seats willingly.

Many people were thinking about changing seats, not because they couldn't bear to stand for a while, but because they all guessed that this futon is also a test, and it has a deep meaning...

...It's just that knowing what's useful, [how to change] is the key point.

Martial force is definitely not enough, this is Zixiao Palace, not anyone's home, if you don't look at the face of the monk or the face of the Buddha, if you really fight, it will be tantamount to slapping Hongjun directly in the face. Is it too long?

So if force is not enough, it can only be outsmarted. The translated meaning is - cheating and abducting.

For example, there are so many people on your side, forcing the people at the top to give way under heavy pressure.As long as you don't make a move, Hongjun definitely doesn't care if you threaten others.

But... Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. After the dragon, phoenix and kylin tribes formed groups to fight in groups, it is popular in the prehistoric world to fight alone, so that no matter how cruel the influence is, it will not force Tiandao to deal with you.Besides, the creatures at this time are really selfish. They will definitely not share the good thing of coming to the saint's school for free to listen to lectures with too many people. A large number of people may not be able to become powerful, and the small group with the largest number of people should be the Sanqing.

The most important thing is to take a step back and say that they can barely suppress the dissatisfaction in their hearts and get together for the futon, but they can't stay together forever, because the futon that is given up can only be one, and they can't sit alone one side?So who will take the seat is another question.In the end, it can only be a group of mobs, which is not enough to justify.

Suppression by force is basically unworkable, so deceit and fraud are left.

That is to say, the trick used by Yingying and Zhunti to enter the door, using the reason of the senior brother's physical misbehavior, hoping to make the young Hongyun feel sorry for him, and take the initiative to give up his seat.

Hongyun looked at Jieyin and Zhunti and smiled for the first time, as if they really caught his attention.

That smile is very beautiful, innocent and heartless, but the onlookers find it very disobedient no matter how they look at it, and they can't help but feel a shudder in their hearts, always feel that this matter is full of weirdness , No one dared to act rashly, and they all wanted to continue to have a look before making a decision.Regardless of whether the red-clothed kid in front of them was really stupid or fake, they all decided to sit on the sidelines with the supreme affection of being a poor Taoist and an immortal fellow Taoist. Anyway, they have nothing to lose.

Jieyin and Zhunti seemed to have received some signal, and when they saw Hongyun's body moving slightly, they deliberately stepped forward, but at this time, they still remembered to put on airs and wait for Hongyun to call them before going over.

Then Hong Yun, who had moved, yawned and then stopped moving again.

"..." Almost everyone had a speechless expression of "I've taken off my pants, just show me this".

Hong Yun continued to smile, as if he didn't know what he was doing, but he looked at Jieyin and Zhunti more carefully, and he didn't disappoint them completely. They have an encouraging look that as long as they try their best, he will still let the futon out.

Is this seduction and quasi-promotion meeting going on?

of course!

Wealth and wealth are in danger, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, they can't give up, not to mention Hong Yun's acting skills are also good, at least in the eyes of the guide and quasi-prompt who only care about calculating futons, they don't see anything wrong with Hong Yun .

The interest in Hong Yun's eyes became more intense.So soon Hongyun moved again, this time it wasn't yawning, but it really seemed to stand up.

The urgency to receive the guide and the quasi-mention became even more urgent, and they even faintly made up their minds that no matter whether the child gave in for real or in a fake way, they would rush down in a while, sit down first, and then thank you all the time, but anyone who wants to save face will not be able to come back. Their brothers and sisters pushed down!

These two thought beautifully, but they ignored what Hong Yun was thinking. In the end, he only moved his shins and didn't leave his seat at all, giving people a chance to take advantage of it.

It's okay to say that Jieyin pretended to faint, but everyone could see the disappointment and resentment in Zhunti's eyes clearly.

The time when the incident actually happened was very short, and everyone didn't know why, just two short rounds left such a strong stroke in their memory, as if it had been as long as a century, everyone's position at that time , The expressions of Hong Yun and Jieying brothers, they are all clear in their chests, and even the positions of lights and shadows can be reproduced in their memories without any problem.

Some people will say that this method of grabbing seats is too low-quality, it seems that the villain has no IQ.At least that's what Hong Yun thought at the time.

But soon Hongyun figured it out. It wasn't that his opponent was too smart, but that he looked at the early days of the prehistoric era from the perspective of the 21st century, just like a college student watching the intrigue among elementary school students. Only the idea of ​​"this is impossible, how can he be so stupid" is left, and the time is limited.

After all, society is developing, and the means of touching porcelain are also hitting new heights. The wisdom of the ancient working people should not be underestimated, but the experience passed down by modern people from generation to generation is not for nothing.

This is like the simplest example in modern times, the old man fell on the road and couldn't help him.

The first person who was blackmailed after helping an old man would never have thought that his temporary kindness would be framed instead.Until things turn around and the Internet goes crazy, people will be vigilant, and will see the old man fall and consider whether to take a photo first, record a video to prove his innocence, and then go to help him.

Then, didn't it also unfold elsewhere, a more vicious example of "the perpetrator really knocked down the old man, sent the old man to the hospital, and then said that he was just helping the old man and was framed by the old man".

The thing is like this, always need a leader, without enlightenment, how can others know what evil intentions are hidden by the bad guys?

The same is true for the victims. In the era when conspiracies and tricks were just beginning to appear in the prehistoric era, the flower work in everyone's hands is still very immature. It is already a novel way to learn to pretend to be weak and deceive people.Didn't Hong Yun, a good old man in his previous life, be fooled?

In this life, Hong Yun revisited the matter with the experience and modern knowledge of the previous life, and only then did he feel that the other party's methods were not up to the table.

However, in this life, the introduction and quasi-mention did underestimate Hong Yun’s meaning. After all, Hong Yun’s appearance in his previous life was at least a very kind-looking young man. In this life, he is just a child with a yellow mouth. It is impossible to be the same in the bottom of my heart, and it is inevitable to underestimate one or two points.That's why the traces were exposed, which made people see it clearly, and they were very shameless to associate with it.

But Jieyin and Zhunti didn’t think there was anything wrong with what they did. The West is inherently barren and cold, and being born in that place is like an ordinary person who was not born into a wealthy family and became the second generation of rich people. If you don’t fight yourself, you will die. Now it's not a matter of shame, but whether you want this life.

He was willing to tear himself apart and dared to pull the emperor off his horse.

With this kind of unrestrained courage, in the face of the people's customs are still simple, and even war spies have not been invented in the prehistoric world, the introduction and acceptance have always been unfavorable.That also strengthened their determination to carry out this way, and rushed towards the wrong three views. No matter how many horses and how many south walls, they would not be able to pull back.

Originally, Hong Yun thought that if they didn't do this in this life, he wouldn't be able to make things difficult for them because of what they did in the previous life that they haven't done in this life.

but……

After the corpse of evil thoughts came out, Hong Yun couldn't hold back his desire to set up a trap for them. He went to a higher level than his original plan, and restored a scene that was almost similar to the previous life. Let's see what they will do. It won't happen again.

This is actually a bit of inducing crime in it, but Hong Yun, who is unstable at this time, can't care much about it. He only knows that Jieyin and Zhunti are targeting him again, trying to deceive him and gain him a holy place for nothing. I don't think he is good yet, I wish he could die!If you don't come back with revenge, Hongyun, a saint, will be too boring!

Fa Dao is natural, it doesn’t mean that you can endure everything and strive to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but that you can do whatever you want, and don’t suppress your nature.

Hong Yun really thought so at the time, and he really did so.

When Yingyin and Zhunti, the two film stars who worked hard and probably could win an Oscar, cried, his expression also moved accordingly, interpreting the inner contradictions and struggles of a child who couldn't bear it If he hadn't known in advance that he was setting someone up, he would have wanted to ask for days, what's wrong with you, big brother?Don't be embarrassed, it's over if I give up my position, what a big deal.

Yes, what a big deal, isn't it just a holy place.After walking enough to meet and guide, Hongyun lowered his head for the last time, hiding the deepest sarcasm and sharpness in his eyes, he told himself, this is the only time, bid farewell to the past, and completely forget the old demons.

Taking a deep breath, Hong Yun finally stood up abruptly in front of everyone.

Everyone was heartbroken, it's here, it's finally here, this twists and turns climax is finally here!

When Hongyun looked at Zhunti who was hugging and crying bitterly, Zhunti and Jieyin, who was pretending to be asleep, had been carefully observing every move here, and continued to interpret the brotherly love with the expression on Hongyun's face Seeing that the child in red in front lowered his head as if he had made up his mind, they knew they had succeeded. With the lessons learned from the previous few times, they were almost afraid that the Holy Throne would run away. Before Hong Yun could say anything, Zhunti, who couldn't wait, came over with his senior brother in his arms, and put the senior brother forward as a matter of course, and the guide who pretended to be dizzy also moved forward and cooperated not too easily.

then……

A whisk easily blocked the two of them, standing in a corner where no one paid attention, but Zhen Yuanzi, who was right behind Hong Yun, looked over indifferently, with murderous intent in his eyes.

No one knows what kind of ups and downs Zhen Yuanzi experienced in his heart at that moment, as if he had been looking forward to this slight movement for tens of millions of years. When he regretted the most, he stopped doing things that made him regret, and he changed his destiny!

If it weren't for his amazing self-control, Zhen Yuanzi felt that his left hand hidden in his sleeve was shaking at this moment, maybe he would cry?

But why cry?

……

The Zixiao Palace in the previous life discussed the Dao for the first time.

At that time, Zhen Yuanzi was still not very familiar with Hong Yun, to be precise, he didn't know anyone.Many people thought that Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun were close friends who knew each other before their turn in Zixiao Palace, but only they knew in their hearts that their relationship was cultivated little by little during the three discussions in Zixiao Palace. (Each discussion takes [-] years, and the three times add up to tens of thousands of years, not to mention the rest time in between. As long as you have the heart, what emotions can’t come out?)

If they had known each other before discussing Taoism in Zixiao Palace, how could Zhenyuanzi allow Hongyun to do the stupid thing of giving up his seat?

In fact, the first thing that Hongyun caught Zhen Yuanzi's attention was that Hongyun was one of the only six people sitting on the futon, with a smile that the other five couldn't match...stupid.

At that time, Zhen Yuanzi could still tell himself in his heart that this person is not simple, and being able to occupy those six positions proves that his strength must be good, but he can still laugh so stupidly, which can only show that the other party is doing it on purpose. Yes, they are pretending with a good face.But Zhen Yuanzi didn't expect that... Hong Yun is really stupid.

Although the performance of family affection between Jieyin and Zhunti brothers at that time did move some people to feel compassion, but no one was so stupid as to give up one of the only six futons.

But Hong Yun did so, and he gave up sincerely, and he even pushed the person on the seat himself. It was really cheap and good-looking for Jieyin and Zhunti.

Hehe, Zhen Yuanzi said that he had never seen such a fool in his life.

Then when discussing Taoism, Hongyun, the big guy, sat not far from Zhenyuanzi (After Daozu appeared, he finally gave everyone futons again, but the meaning of the futons was similar to the previous six. worlds apart).

Zhen Yuanzi doesn't know what's wrong with him, he likes to observe the bully who is very close to him.Then I found that he was really a good old man through and through, he smoked stupidly, didn't know how to refuse, as long as others asked, he would tell even if it delayed his own practice, he was soft as if he had no temper at all.

After Zhen Yuanzi really couldn't see it, he uttered his voice to help Hongyun block it a few times.Facts have proved that the wronged gentleman will also be embarrassed, but he doesn't know how to refuse.After Zhen Yuanzi helped him, he looked at Zhen Yuanzi more and more enthusiastically every time, as if he believed that he was also a good person, and he kept wanting to get close.

Naturally, Zhen Yuanzi would not let Zhen Yuanzi refuse such a big advantage, because the other party was careless, and Zhen Yuanzi had nothing to guard against. It was really an unprecedented relaxation moment for Zhen Yuanzi to be careful all these years.

Then slowly, for no apparent reason, Zhen Yuanzi brought Hong Yun into the small range of his protection, seeing him get angry at the idiot who has no temper for anyone, and after getting angry, he tried his best to help him ward off the disaster Facing difficulties, it seems that I have really become a good person like the other party.From the beginning when I heard Hong Yun say "Zhen Yuanzi, you are such a good person", he sneered, and finally when he heard Hong Yun say that, he would unconsciously put on a face asking for credit and praise.

Lian Zhen Yuanzi would despise his appearance from time to time, but the next moment he had no complaints or regrets towards Hong Yun.

Why?Until the last moment of his life, Zhen Yuanzi didn't want to understand this question, but he just thought that Hong Yun's smile in the hall that day was not so stupid, it was actually quite beautiful.

At the last moment when the Time-Space Countercurrent Technique was successful, Zhen Yuanzi finally managed to see the red cloud again with his all-out mana.Hong Yun is still the same as in the past, as if no matter how complicated the world is, it can't change his appearance, leaving traces on him, he is always the red-clothed young man he saw at the top of the hall, laughing Cursing angrily, scorching its flowers.

"If there is an afterlife, when you are stupid enough to give way, I will definitely stand up and block you from doing stupid things no matter whether I know you well or not."

……

Zhen Yuanzi in this life is very different from himself in the previous life. They have different life trajectories and completely different life circumstances.In his previous life, he was terrified all the time, and lived a life of wandering in the fear of being forged into a magic weapon. The red cloud was the most beautiful thing he encountered in the darkest life; but in this life, Zhen Yuanzi was born With the escort of Master Hongyun, he has recently refined the ginseng fruit tree with ease and merged with himself, so he is no longer afraid of being refined. Hongyun grew up with him and watched him grow from a seed to a deep root. The No.1 of germination and fruiting...

But no matter how Zhen Yuanzi's life changes, and no matter how his memory no longer exists, his unforgettable feelings have broken through time and space and are deeply imprinted in his soul, whether it is to match the red cloud at this moment, or follow the original Xin, Zhen Yuanzi stretched out the hand he should have stretched out at the most opportune time, fulfilling his greatest regret all the time.

If I can do it all over again, I hope to have a better encounter with you.

Reception and Zhunti were already irritated by Hong Yun's small gestures of not knowing whether it was intentional or unintentional, but looking at the little-known blocker who jumped out in front of him, his attitude naturally became unfriendly.

Although the senior brother quickly pretended to be sober and blocked the junior brother's recklessness, it still made people see a lot of jokes.

Jieyin and Zhunti were not annoyed, but continued to pretend to be weak, trying to smash the futon they got.

Zhunti said unceremoniously to Zhen Yuanzi: "Why do fellow daoists make things difficult for my two brothers? But where did I not offend fellow daoists in the west without knowing it? Here I will make amends first, and I will wait and see." Fellow Daoist, if I do anything wrong, I will personally apologize in the future, I just hope that you can take care of my brother, he cannot stand the trouble."

Regardless of the fact that the big hat of "deliberately embarrassing" was thrown down, I have to say that Zhunti's eloquence is very good, and by the way, he also alluded to the fact that he and the person in front of him have no grudges in the past and have no grudges in the near future. He must be A person with malicious intentions who came here to snatch futons and pick fruits.

Zhen Yuanzi has adjusted his mental state, and he always has such a cold face.

Tong Tian, ​​who was already ready to cooperate with his elder brother, saw from the beginning to the end, and it can be regarded as the person who understands what the elder brother wants to cheat.I have to say that their eating habits are really ugly. Before the futon was given away, they already regarded the futon as their own possession, and the villain sued first, saying that Zhen Yuanzi made things difficult for the futon, tsk tsk, really should After listening to the words of the eldest brother, talented people come out from generation to generation, and each generation is more inferior than the last generation. Talents who are destined to be wicked in the five elements are so ridiculous.

Then Tongtian really laughed out loud, attracting the attention of everyone in the room.Sanqing made a move?Everyone got such a signal.That's right, I didn't know when Yingyin and Zhunti came in, but they really saw it, the child and Sanqing were very close, and they slept in Yuanshi's arms before, how could they see the child being fooled and not as.

Jieyin and Zhunti were also taken aback, not understanding that they had planned well, why they suddenly got into trouble with the evil star Tongtian, didn't Sanqing always keep his hands off his own business?

Nuwa, who had been watching her nose and nose and pretending to be transparent, also followed her, thinking that no matter whether the child was Hongyun or not, she would pretend not to know, and then sell the child a little bit of face, in order to pay back that day. The kindness of recruiting the demon gourd: "How did fellow daoists say that? You are only allowed to deceive children, and others are not allowed to uphold justice?"

"Where did we lie?! My senior brother is really hurt! The evil one sees evil, no matter what we say, you will not believe it. No matter what you think, I can't stop it, but my senior brother and I will never be hurt. This insult!"

Usually at this time, soft-hearted people should come forward to make peace. If they pretend to be one or two, they will not get any futons.

But Hongyun didn't intend to follow the normal routine at all. He still had the same ignorant expression, pulled Zhen Yuanzi's sleeve, and asked in a childish and clear voice for the first time in the hall: "Zhen Yuanzi Why do they say that it is right for the teacher to give futons to two normal people for no reason?"

"...!!!" As a teacher? !Zhen Yuanzi? !I always feel as if I know something very important.

Zhen Yuanzi was also very cooperative and immediately bowed and said: "Master, has the master rested? Then go to the back to see Daozu. People are almost here, and it should start soon."

"Oh." Hong Yun nodded honestly, "Master knows you have filial piety, so he gave up the futon to let Master rest. Now I don't rest because others are crying and can't rest. You should sit down. There is nothing wrong with your body. Such farewell to life and death, is this a prehistoric fashion now? I really can’t keep up.”

Hong Yun's short words seemed to be heard by those who slapped him in the face, and neither Jieyin nor Zhunti knew how to answer.

However, Hong Yun didn't seem to have these two people in his eyes at all, and just told Zhen Yuanzi and Yuan Shi: "Be good here, I'm going to find fellow Taoist Hongjun, and I can start when my corpse of kindness comes back. "

After finishing speaking, Hongyun walked leisurely through the middle of the road that was automatically given up by the crowd like Moses divided the sea, and said something with concern when passing by the guide: "You are not sick, but you have to Talking about yourself as a three-fourth disease is actually very easy to attract real patients. Misfortune comes from the mouth. Words also have magic power. You can’t scare yourself anymore, it’s not good.”

Jieyin and Zhunti didn't dare to speak anymore, no matter how stupid they were, they could see that Hongyun did it on purpose, and offended a saint when they didn't know... Oh my god.

Hong Yun felt that if the people present would be able to post on Weibo, they would probably give a row of wax to Jieyin and Zhun together.

Oh, it's really interesting.

After Hongyun left, everyone couldn't forget Hongyun's last smile for a long time, like a nightmare that lingered in their hearts. The more they thought about it, the more they felt that there was too much meaning in that smile. The other party's poor acting skills, or laughing at the other party's overreach, or just a casual smile of "Why are you so boring, that's all you can do, it's really fun to play at all".

It is said that even the ancestor of the red cloud will withdraw from the place where the demon Luohu meets. This statement is really not groundless QAQ Mom, I want to go home. There are too many snake spirits, sickness, ghosts and animals in this world, I can't bear it!