Good Immortals Don't Live Long

The main peak of Buzhou Mountain, sit and forget your heart.

Ever since Yuanshi and Zhen Yuanzi left, Longjiu Taotie has been a bit sleepy. It is not an exaggeration to say that he does not think about food and tea. He used to be able to eat ten bowls of rice at a meal, but now he can only eat nine and a half bowls.

...seems to make no difference.

But this seems to be a big deal for Yazi, who has been working hard to get the achievement of "Good Brother", no matter what, he wants to try his best to make up for his brother's half bowl of rice.

But no matter how hard the little monsters in the dining room tried their best to cook the food, they still couldn't satisfy the gluttonous appetite.So [Good Brother] Yazi changed his mind and used the reverse method to trace the source, thinking to find the reason why his brother's appetite is not good, and solve the problem of not being able to eat from the root.

"I still need to think about this reason?" The second uncle next door has taken off the sign on his head [Pay attention to the late stage of the second disease] many years ago and replaced it with [Brother Zhizhi cures all kinds of dissatisfaction], "People's hearts It has changed, naturally because the environment has changed.”

How has Zuo Wang Xin Zhai changed in the past two years?Nothing more than Master Hongyun, senior senior brother Yuan Shi, and... Zhen Yuanzi, who refused to be called second senior brother even to the death, left.

"Does Taotie miss Master?" To be honest, Yazi was thinking about it a little bit.Although Hongyun, the master, seems to have never played a significant role in their schoolwork or psychological counseling, but when Hongyun is around, Yazi always feels that the whole person can feel at ease, and Hongyun feels lost after leaving Yes, even Yazi's most annoying act of being touched and hoping to grow up can reveal such a sense of nostalgia at this time.

But Luo Hu gave Yazi a look of "you're kidding me".Does Taotie like Master Hongyun?I must like it, and it is possible to say that I like it more than I like Zulong's irresponsible father, but the unweaned sadness of missing Master will definitely not appear on a heartless body like Taotie. .

After thinking for a while, Yazi finally realized: "Who are you saying hasn't been weaned?!"

"You and your master are really in the same line." Every time I understand someone else's words, I understand something...new.Luo Hu didn't say the last sentence, but expressed it vividly with his face.

Yazi glanced at Luohu sideways, and he said that I don't have time to play with you, Eighth Master: "That's the skill of senior brother Yuanshi!"

Who is not greedy for the whole Zuo Wang Xin Zhai?Although it is said that they no longer need to eat bigu, but they don't know if they are affected by the red cloud, they have three meals a day, and sometimes all kinds of tea and snacks, but they can't afford one meal.You can't die if you don't eat, but you always feel that something is missing in your life.Not to mention the magical species of Taotie, who regards eating as a life, and not eating as an occasional relaxation, it is really inseparable from Yuanshi for a moment.

Luo Hu sighed, and looked at Yazi with a look of "you are still too young": "Gaotie is different from us, we eat for a kind of pleasure in life, he eats purely for eating, you will eat it because the medicine is not good. Don't you practice?"

How can it be!If the pill is not good, it may only make him use more practice to make up for it.

"That's why." Luo Hu shrugged, and gave Yazi a "you understand" that was more silent than vocal at this time.It is also impossible for Taotie to stop eating because the food is not as good as before. In fact, the craftsmanship of those little demons in the backyard is still good, and the recipes specially left by Yuan Shi are the only ones in the whole prehistoric.

"Then why? It can't be Senior Brother Zhen Yuanzi, can it?" Zhen Yuanzi really doesn't like being called Second Senior Brother. There is no reason, it's just that Hong Yun is very happy when he hears Second Senior Brother. Hello, Zhen Yuanzi The face will not let people call it that.

"Of course." Luo Hu finally nodded, "It seems that you can still be saved, you are not really stupid."

==Are you really not being ironic?There are only three options in total!I ended up using interrogative sentences!Wait, no, what is the necessary connection between Taotie and Zhen Yuanzi?Except that Zhen Yuanzi was not ashamed of Taotie and stood on Yuanshi's side early because of eating, this can only be hatred, and it is impossible to have nostalgia.

"Ginseng fruit tree." Luo Hu really knelt down to Yazi, and he still wants to be a good brother, tsk tsk, let's find a way to increase IQ first.

After Zhen Yuanzi came out of the Chaos Orb, he easily took away the ginseng fruit tree. Even the burial coffin under the tree had been put back in the Buzhou Cave where Hongyun lived before, and the cave was carefully sealed and protected by magic formations.Now that the open platform in front of Buzhou Cave has changed a lot, Yuanshi tried to move a lotus pond over there.In the pond, there are large expanses of long-blooming red lotus, which is as strong as fire, and is so beautiful. Under the lotus, there are various koi swimming in it. It is said that the elder brother Yuanshi heard his master say that seeing koi can improve luck, and he doesn’t know how this luck is. It turned around, anyway, now the whole Zuo Wang Xin Zhai has an urge to turn around when he sees the koi.

It took him a long time to turn and turn before he finally got around to the causal connection between Taotie's non-eating and the ginseng fruit tree. Taotie was used to going to the ginseng fruit tree every day to report on time, staring straight at him for many years. A bite of ginseng fruit.It is very painful for a person to be forced to change his habits. Without the motivation to improve, Taotie has become what it is today.

"Then what should we do?" Zhen Yuanzi still wasn't sure when he would be able to come back, and he might not be willing to let his younger brother climb down the tree and covet him.

"Give him another shot." Luo Hu felt that this was not a problem at all. Compared with what he did in the west at Mount Sumeru, it was nothing. However, compared to the bloody past, Luo Hu preferred to do what he did now. This is similar to the ideological work that only the aunts of the neighborhood committee can do.

Then [Buntou] Kong Xuan was pushed in front of everyone.

Yazi told Taotie like this: "Seeing that our fifth junior brother is about to break his shell."

"Oh." Taotie replied like this, he really didn't care about his junior brother at all, he didn't even bother to pretend.In the gluttonous world, there are only five categories, those that can be eaten, those that cannot be eaten, as well as the master, mynah, and senior brother. The juniors obviously belong to the category that cannot eat gluttony and thinks it must be bad.

"If the shell is broken, you will have an extra mouth to eat." Yazi had already guessed Taotie's reaction, the old god pretended to be an adult on his younger brother's face, and continued to enlighten, shaking his head with his hands behind his back.

"!!!" Glutton, who was still lying on the ground acting as a quiet and beautiful beast, immediately raised all four ears.

"There are many little monsters who can cook in the dining room, but there are few who cook well, and there are also few stoves. If you have too many mouths, you can only eat big pot meals. The dishes are still the same, but the taste is... Be careful There is a big difference between frying a dish in a large pot and frying a pot with a big fire. If you are already in shape, it is meaningless to eat with Elder Luo Hu, and it must be the same. Hold on to you first, but it’s a pity that you are still in the shape of a beast, so you can only eat with your younger brother.” The younger brother will not let you, according to the rules of the master, he will still let the younger brother.

More words don’t need to be said, Taotie will understand, and if he doesn’t change his form, he will have a big pot meal with the fifth or sixth junior brother. The food standard that has plummeted since the senior brother Yuan Shi left, if it drops again, he can’t bear it at all, okay? !

Taotie looked at Kong Xuandan with a strange look.

Kong Xuan, who was about to break the shell and shake in the egg, said, staring at your sister, I am afraid of you!He has fully picked up the airs and arrogance of being the prince of the Feng clan.

A beast and an egg are in a hurry to see who is the first to transform or who is the first to break the shell.

Si Buxiang silently watched this inexplicably started comparison battle, and really didn't understand what was so aggressive between the two of them, they didn't match up at all, okay?

There is also a whole group of people in Zixiao Palace who have this feeling of "completely out of touch".

After Hongyun finally let out his last breath of anger, he recalled his good corpse, and once again synthesized that kind and kind young man in red, with wide sleeves and wide robes, freehand and romantic, looking like he walked out of an ink painting like.The childish version of Hongyun in the past left a ferocious side to people, but now this youth version of Hongyun leaves people with a feeling of spring breeze and rain, the contrast should not be too big.

Everyone who has seen Hongyun coming out of the front expressed that they dare not recognize it at all, okay? !Is there such a big difference between the front and back of a good corpse? !By the way, what the hell is this good corpse?

However, this also strengthened everyone's deep thoughts on Hong Yun, and they must not be provoked.Can a person who can freely switch back and forth between two diametrically opposite but echoing painting styles be an ordinary person? !Seeing Sanqing and Zhen Yuanzi's usual expressions, everyone thought they were right, probably Hongyun is like this usually, love wants him to live, hate wants him to die.

Against this background, do you want to curry favor with Hong Yun and make him like you, or do you insist on fighting to the death and not dealing with Hong Yun?I believe that smart people will make correct judgments and choices.

And these smart people have also discovered that there is a test meaning in the place where Hongyun was in the main hall at the beginning, and this is the real topic-observing character!This is indeed the rhythm of accepting apprentices!

Everyone got excited. They really had been looking forward to it for a long time. At the beginning, Hongyun and Hongjun said that the lectures would be free. Maybe Hongyun and Hongjun are recruits who are going to cast nets everywhere and focus on fishing for fish, but they dare not draw too firm conclusions.Now I'm finally sure.

Then they unconsciously began to think about their previous performance, whether it was possible for them to be accepted by Hongyun.Although Old Ancestor Hongyun looked scary, and indeed he was scary, changing his face faster than the weather, but it was because he was scary that he would no longer be afraid of others after becoming his apprentice!With such a youknowwho master around, how dare others bully him?Lend them both courage!If it wasn't for the conditions, most of the people in the hall would have knelt down and sang Conquer to Hong Yun.Elder Sun, just accept me! [Hey Hongjun was secretly admiring Hongyun's prestige methods, and he didn't do anything, and immediately attracted everyone's attention. He really deserves to be Pangu's parent and son.

It can only be said that this stuff is really scary.

In fact, Hongyun didn't do anything, just let go of his obsessions in his previous life. I didn't see that he was tricked into losing the futon when he saw Kunpeng for unknown reasons, and he didn't get angry after being guided to sit on it for him.

A peck and a drink are all determined by God.

It can only be said that the holy seat futon and Kunpeng are really destined to each other. No matter whether there is Hongyun or not, he can only go up and sit for a while, and then he will hand over his hands to someone else to make a wedding dress for others.And the two sages of the West have only become one sage, but they still have to exist after all.

But, well, seeing Kunpeng looking at Jieyin and Zhunti's obviously wrong eyes, Hongyun lit a wax for the two of them with an optimistic attitude that has nothing to do with me, the feeling of being hated by Kunpeng, tsk tsk , I have learned enough in my previous life, and I hope you can fight for a long time in this life, otherwise my life would be very boring?

Afterwards, Hong Yun, who was so poor and bored, began to focus on two things when Hongjun was preaching, and his mind was distracted in a fair manner.

Speaking of teaching apprentices, Hongyun really began to feel a little sorry for his apprentices.In the past, he thought that his disciples all had inherited exercises in their memory, so he didn't need to worry about it at all, but thinking about it now, he was too irresponsible. What is this master doing?

Inheritance is like a book. It is the truth to read the book, but no matter how good the book is, someone needs to explain it from the side. Is learning by swallowing the jujube probably the same as learning by studying every sentence and striving for perfection?

In fact, what the master imparts is not a practice, but a kind of experience, a reminder to prevent the disciples from going astray.

But Zixiao Palace lasted for three thousand three hundred and three years, no matter how much Hongyun thought about his disciples, it would be impossible for him to leave such a large number of people for a fight and leave.

So Hong Yun began to think about how to communicate with his apprentices in real time at a distance.

It's not impossible to use jade slips as WeChat, but it's too labor-intensive, and there's a lot of movement, so all the people in the hall have to watch it with them.

It would be great if there was an internet connection, Hongyun sat in the hall and felt infinitely emotional, opened a WeChat group, and everyone had a voice chat, how great it would be.

Then Hong Yun, with a big brain hole, suddenly realized that the protagonist who returned to ancient times and didn't bother with modern things would be embarrassed to go out and say hello to his time-traveling peers in modern time-travel novels, okay?Although he is reborn, he is still the same after having modern knowledge.

Then look at what he has been doing for thousands of years?After teaching Zuo Wang Xin Zhai all the old novel Internet catchphrases, it was like a eunuch to the bottom of his body, gone.

Yes, gone.Even the food was thought out by Yuanshi’s innovation and perfectionism. Hongyun didn’t help at all. He knew a lot of delicious food from modern knowledge, but he had never tasted it himself, only seen the appearance. , I can’t even tell what it is, let alone find a way for Yuan Shi to make it.

So I felt that I had to get up, and I had to absorb the strengths of various novels no matter what, toss something out of Hongyun, so I seized this millennium of discussion and began to study in the direction of voice group chat.

Of course, Hong Yun who thought so did not delay the class in Zixiao Palace.One is because this is the first time that the lectures are all superficial things. For Hong Yun, who is already at the level of an academician of the Academy of Sciences, he is afraid of going too deep even if he is distracted by explaining the basics to a group of people who are equivalent to elementary school students.The second is because Hongyun has already had an experience, and that memory has been deeply imprinted in his mind. Almost Hongjun knew how to answer the next sentence after finishing the last sentence, without thinking at all, let alone a tacit understanding. .

Although Hongjun was surprised, he also spoke more freely, thinking that he and Fellow Daoist Hongyun are really destined, and even thought the same.

The crowd also listened very comfortably. At first, they were a little worried that the two people had different understandings of the Tao. What would they do if there was a discrepancy in the speech.Although it is said that the more the arguments become clearer, the teacher is extremely taboo when teaching. The students have not yet reached the level of debating. They only need a voice, and they will slowly get on the road Only then can we start to develop ideas with different voices.

As a result, Hongyun and Hongjun spoke as if they were one person, and their thoughts seemed to be lubricated without any blockage. The students naturally only had room for admiration.

The only unhappy thing is probably Yuan Shi, how can Hong Yun and Hong Jun have a tacit understanding as if they are one person?This unscientific!Obviously should be with me, uh, what, right?

But no matter how unhappy he was, Yuan Shi couldn't show it at this time to dismantle Hongyun's platform, so he could only hold back and work harder in secret, striving to become a saint as soon as possible, and become the only one who is in harmony with Hongyun!

Zhen Yuanzi has been competing with the guides around him all the time. He has now passed the stage of "guessing why he always wants to kill a few people who have never met before when he sees them at first sight". Fast forward directly to the stage of "I don't like you? Then follow the feeling, let's do a good fight (it's really just a fight, please don't think about it)".

In the 1000th year of Taoism, Hongyun finally succeeded in being a Tom Su, and researched out the WeChat voice group chat.

In fact, to be precise, it cannot be called WeChat, but it is more like a variant of an internal multi-line phone. With a final mother jade slip as the media server, it is connected to N child jade slips, and the spiritual consciousness is divided into strands to connect it. By linking the parent profile, the purpose of the final call is achieved.The spell of sound transmission for thousands of miles is also so easy, and it is the saint Hongyun who casts the spell, even if another saint is present, there is no way to hear the conversation between them.

So Hong Yun stopped the discussion for the first time, and took a short break in the middle. Taking advantage of the gap between everyone's muscles and bones, he easily refined this set of jade simplified telephones according to the ideas that he had deduced countless times in his mind, and gave them to Luo Hu. He and his apprentices each sent a Zijian back, Sanqing and Zhenyuanzi also shared one, and Hongyun directly used the mother Jane.

In the continuing discussion after the intermission, Hong Yun successfully passed the inspection and chatted with all the apprentices.

Then the three people in Zixiao Palace learned of two major events that happened in Zuowangxinzhai. First, Kong Xuan broke his shell, and second, Taotie took shape.

It just so happened that when Hong Yun made the jade slips, he didn't forget to leave a copy for Kong Xuan, who he thought was still an idiot, so this was the first real communication between the master and apprentice.

Kong Xuan didn't recognize life at all. After all, he was an idiot and already had his own consciousness. He said: [There is someone who dares to compare progress with Xiaoye!Hehe, can the young master be compared to ordinary people?Simply overwhelmed! 】This man knew from the tone of his voice that he was born with a second illness, and it will only get worse in the future, and there is no possibility of rescue.This also made Hong Yun a little worried. Did Tongtian have a strong sense of existence back then, which affected the Feng Shui of the next generation, or why did they all rush towards the path of no return for the second illness?

[I will also transform the next day, okay? ! 】Although Taotie has nothing else to do but eat, he still doesn't want to lose face in front of the master, so he immediately retorted.

At present, this simplified version of WeChat Yujian still has many bugs. For example, it is not possible to chat in private. As long as the chat history is within the scope of Zijian, people can see it. Zijian will heat up when receiving messages. You won't be able to find out when others complain to Master and say bad things about you.

【What are you proud of? !I think you are just lazy! ] Yazi was furious. He found out why his younger brother took shape so late. In the final analysis, he was just lazy. If there was no external force to push him, he would probably be happy to be a beast that can't change shape and can only eat for the rest of his life. .

【Isn't it easier to eat in the shape of a beast? 】Tao Tie retorted in a low voice, his worldview is like this, the animal-shaped mouth is big, while the human-shaped mouth is small, it is definitely not as enjoyable as the animal-shaped one.

【…】X9.

[Tongtian listens to the class honestly, what are you doing here? ! ] Hongyun stared at Tongtian, who was pretending to be serious about studying, but kept peeking at the screen with jade slips.

[You guys get to have fun and play wildly on the side, leave me behind, brother, do you think this is appropriate? 】【suitable. 】Tongtian's three elder brothers coincided with each other.

[I, you...] Hongyun suddenly discovered a secret many years later. It turns out that the male god of learning he thought he used to think was not really so honest in class, but he had no conditions in his previous life. You're welcome.

In fact, Hongjun was aware of the small actions of Hong Yun and the others, but it was just a matter of turning a blind eye and closing one eye, and it was meaningless to care about it.

Laozi and Tongtian will also control the amount, most of the time they are still dedicated to the Tao, and only a small part of the time will be surrounded by a group of funny comparisons at Zuowangxinzhai.

Yes, that's right, in the eyes of Tong Tian, ​​Zuo Wang Xin Zhai is a joke, only he is the only normal person with great wisdom.

Hehe X9

While Hong Yun was having a big class, he also successfully brushed up the intimacy of his real apprentices in Zuo Wang Xin Zhai. His whole body was in a high mood, which relieved the tense atmosphere in the main hall that existed unconsciously because of Hong Yun.

The first discussion on Dao finally came to a successful conclusion in the third thousand and three hundred and thirty-three years.Everyone present has improved a lot, everyone is very satisfied, and eagerly waiting for the news of the apprenticeship.But they couldn’t wait to get their word out, they just heard the notice that there will be a second talk, and the translation means that the test is not enough, dear, you must continue to work hard next time, dear~

Only the people on the six futons were really booked, and everyone was clear about it, and the six futons seemed to be divided equally between Hongyun and Hongjun. Hongyun had already accepted Yuan Shi and Zhen Yuanzi, which meant that the six futons were There is only one apprentice who can become Hongyun.

Nuwa was a little frustrated: "It seems that that spot must be one of the other two Qings." She really wanted to worship Hongyun as her teacher, because Hongyun gave her a lot of advice for recruiting demon gourds that day at the foot of Buzhou Mountain. Less tips.

"It depends on man's effort. If you really think about it, I will always help you find a way." Fuxi comforted.

Then, Fuxi and Nuwa were stopped by Taiyi and Dijun: "Fellow Daoist, please stay."

"What?" Fuxi looked at Dijun and Taiyi vigilantly. We have been together in Zixiao Palace for so many days, and there is a bond of affection, but who let only Nuwa have a place, if they want to "discuss" in private It is not impossible to change seats at once.

"I don't know if you have ever heard of the Yaozu?"