You can't afford to be a cat man!

As a sick patient who was stamped and required to stay in bed, Li Yan lay comfortably on the soft cushion after taking a nap every day, watching the wonderful scene of pulling carrots performed by the hostess and the little one.

The little one clung to the guardrail of the toddler's bed, babbled and babbled incessantly, "No! I don't want it! Mom promised me yesterday!"

The hostess is not only stronger than him, but also much thicker-skinned than him. Although she is afraid that she will dislocate his arm due to excessive force, she is not forgiving at all: "Mother promised you yesterday that if you sleep well, today we will You can discuss it, I didn't directly promise you that you don't have to go to kindergarten."

"You didn't even discuss it with me!" The little boy complained angrily, "Mom is lying, you are a big liar! I will never trust you again!"

The hostess patiently reasoned with him: "How can it be said that I didn't discuss it with you? You see that you said not to go to kindergarten, and I said no. Isn't this a discussion?"

Although there is nothing wrong with this statement, after all, negotiation is about you coming and going to express the wishes of both parties, but the decision-making power is firmly in the hands of the hostess from the beginning to the end, and it is a bit shameless to pursue it carefully.

The little boy was very angry, thinking that she was obviously playing tricks, but logically speaking, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't find fault, and he was so wronged that he raised his hand and patted the edge of the bed vigorously.

Seeing that his son was about to cry with anger, the host who was watching couldn't stand it any longer. He patted his wife on the shoulder and said helplessly, "Okay, do you feel a sense of accomplishment bullying such a little Douding?" Is it really good to have such a bad taste?

The hostess smacked her lips unsatisfied, let go of the little one, turned her head to see that she was holding back tears, regretted it a little, and hurriedly coaxed: "Oh, mom is just kidding you, don't take it seriously." ah."

She doesn't agree with the child skipping a day of school. After all, she has a job and must go to and from work on time. Although the male owner said that he has a relatively flexible job in his own company, he goes home two hours later than the hostess every time.

There is a cat and a child as big as a bean in the house, not to mention that it is not easy to solve the lunch, and the hostess is also worried that they will mess up things at home and cause trouble. This is not like a kindergarten, and there is no teacher watching all the time.

"Then send it to the next door. Anyway, his godmother No. [-] is free all day long. I wish he could pass by." The host said casually.

The hostess hesitated for a moment: "That's not good, when we took Xingyuan to do the test during the summer vacation, we also troubled people to look at the condoms. I haven't returned this favor, how can I repeat it over and over again?" Are you bothering people?"

"It's fine for his nephew to run to our house every day. What are you thinking?" The host shook his head and said with a smile, "You women..."

He was beaten before he could finish his sentence. Li Yan watched the adulterer and adulteress flirt, covered the little one's eyes with his paws very considerately, and cast contemptuous glances at them.

The hostess discussed with the hostess, thinking that after a while of work, she would invite the couple next door to have a meal together to express her gratitude, so she picked up Xiao Budian and Li Yan one by one, and rang the doorbell next door.

The hostess next door took them in very enthusiastically, and Dasha was more enthusiastic than her, circling around his master's feet and wagging his tail quickly from side to side.

The little one still firmly remembered the grudge he brought Zhang Le to his home last time, squeezed his eyebrows and pouted at him, and whispered to Li Yan: "Hungry meow, we don't play with him, he is a traitor!"

Li Yan glanced at him sideways, then looked at Dasha who had already lifted his body with the trousers of the hostess next door and leaned over his head, and followed the two of them without saying a word.

The little boy poked Dasha's forehead with his fat finger, and said in a low voice, "Go away, Hungry Meow hates you, go away!"

He still has a standard little milk voice now, and when he talks about driving people away, he is also soft and sticky. Dasha didn't understand it at all, so he took it as a compliment, and enthusiastically stuck out his tongue to lick his face.

The little one hastily shrank back, but did not hide completely, his chin was slobbered, his face stretched all of a sudden, he wiped his sleeves vigorously, and said angrily: "It's all my mother's fault, it made me unlucky all day long." !"

He was still angry with the hostess, so Li Yan clenched his fists this time to show that he was on his side.The little one was always easy to coax in front of him, so he was quickly patted, curled up on the sofa in this room and watched TV obediently.

Dasha obediently lay at his feet, and scratched Li Yan's drooping paw with his tail. He didn't get angry when Li Yan pulled the three hairs on his tail, and even pushed a big leather ball over to beg for play.

The little one rubbed Li Yan's belly nonchalantly: "Hungry cat has a bad stomach, the doctor said he can't do too much exercise."

He spoke in a serious manner, and Li Yan was taken aback for a moment, carefully recalling what Dr. Zhang said last night, and it seemed that he had actually said such a sentence in a casual way, and he remembered it unexpectedly.

He himself didn't remember anyway, but the doctor's instructions were almost the same for any gastroenteritis, Li Yan was distracted when he heard it, and now he looked at the little one and smiled at him.

Li Yan can't play ball with Dasha, but the little one gets bored after watching TV for a while. He doesn't like to watch cartoons and thinks it's too childish. He really watches some romantic idol dramas but can't understand them at all. Listening to the lines can still scare him Get goosebumps, use the remote control to turn off the TV, and kick the ball on the side of Dasha's head far away.

Dasha was ignored by no one at first, and was about to fall asleep listlessly, but when he saw this, he regained his energy, jumped up and ran away after the ball.

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More than half of the first semester of Class 2B has passed, and he started to prepare for the final exam one and a half months in advance. Mensa China contacted the host and said that if the application was approved, he could make an exception to accept the little one to join the club and become the youngest members.

After waiting for such a long time, the hostess and hostess felt that there was no hope. They were overjoyed to receive this good news. The host asked for half a day's leave, picked up Xiao Budian and Li Yan from the kindergarten, and went out to eat. A great meal.

Hearing his own father's warm congratulations, Xiao BuDian had a dazed look on his face. In fact, he never figured out what the exam that tormented him so much was about.

In his cognition, after the exam is over, the score is given and the results are issued. Even if it is completely over, it would be the best if a report card can be issued at the end of each semester like a kindergarten. Yan did the questions and test papers together, and there was no real reward.

This is the first time he has encountered the reward form of "joining a certain organization". Looking at the report and membership card handed over by the host, the little boy was slightly taken aback, and took a look at it: "What is this for?" ah?"

The male host turned over two pages of the report and showed him: "This is the website address for internal communication. When you are free online, you can go and have a look. There are many uncles and aunts like you who communicate with each other."

"What do you mean 'like me'?" Xiao Budian asked, seeing Li Yan lying beside him, guessed excitedly, "Oh, do they all have cats? When everyone communicates how cute cats are at home , can I post a photo of Hungry Meow to slap them in the face?"

"..." The male host Quan Dang didn't hear what he said, and said nonchalantly, "This forum prohibits posting photos of pets."

Speaking of this, he thought of something, became a little excited, and said with a smile: "By the way, don't you know about condoms? Every winter vacation, city B holds a cat beauty pageant. Your mother used to be a cat beauty contest for three consecutive years." The beauty pageant champion, it's a pity that she got fat with your father last year and lost the championship."

In most beauty pageants, the first thing to look at is the breed, and the purebreds have a better chance of winning; the second is to look at the body shape, fur and nail meatballs, and the last thing is to look at behavior.

For example, the cat Nika, a Scottish purebred fold-eared cat, although not pure white, but the position of the black hair can be added points, the body is fat and thin, and the hostess will take her for beauty care from time to time.

——Of course, Mao Nika is too funny, and her demeanor is a bit worse than those cats who are known for their aloofness, but the most lethal weapon of cat stars is the attribute of snake spirit disease. All the referees and judges were also very happy.

The black hair of the little sock grew on his face, and it was basically useless. The host looked at Li Yan deliberately, and couldn't help sighing: "If you lose thirty catties, maybe you can."

But all fat people are smooth and smooth, and Li Yan's fur is also very beautiful. His whole body exudes an intellectual light that is rarely seen among cats. The host feels that it is appropriate to perform addition and subtraction within [-] at the competition. It will blow up the rest of the contestants.

It's a pity, the judges of the finals are right to follow this set, but the key is to enter the finals first... He looked at Li Yan's thick and fat body with great regret, shook his head, and shook his head again.

"...=dish=" Damn it, it's less than [-] catties, okay? If you lose weight and pick up [-] catties, you'll lose all your hair.Li Yan glared at him angrily, wishing he could give him his middle finger for such obvious slander.

Fortunately, Xiao BuDian will always stand firmly on his side. Hearing this, he immediately waved the chicken wings in his hand and protested: "Plump cats are the cutest, and the fatter the cat, the cuter it is!"

As he spoke, in order to prove his point, he conveniently stuffed chicken wings into Li Yan's mouth.

The male host hastily stopped him: "Hey, don't feed him, your chicken wings are spicy, be careful if you eat them, you will have gastrointestinal problems."