You can't afford to be a cat man!

Under the premise that Li Yan and Xiaobudian are well-behaved and obedient, the remaining year and a half of kindergarten life will soon come to an end. Xiaobudian brought back a report card of all excellent grades just like every final exam in the past. , It can be regarded as a fairly satisfactory end to my kindergarten career.

The reason why he said "it's quite satisfactory" is because he refused to go to the graduation ceremony of the kindergarten. In order to enhance the atmosphere and make the parents and children happy at the graduation ceremony, the kindergarten specially ordered a batch of miniature doctoral uniforms. And a doctor's hat as a gift, and asked every graduate to wear this suit to attend the graduation ceremony.

To be honest, that little outfit is really cute, and I even noticed the small details of the red tassels on the doctor's cap, and the fabric is very well made.Li Yan felt that the school's idea was very good. Although it was a bit old-fashioned, parents liked it.

But I don't know why the little one just doesn't like to wear them. After trying it on at home once, he secretly stuffed them under his bed.On the day when the graduation ceremony started, the hostess couldn't find it anywhere, but it was Li Yan who took out the crumpled clothes from under the bed with the little boy's sad eyes.

Xiao Budian curled his lips: "This suit doesn't look good." A child looks different every day, he has grown a lot taller now, but he is still a little fat, his cheeks are round, and his double chin pops out when he talks .

The size of this little doctor's suit is also very large. Before the school ordered this batch of clothes, Teacher Xiao Zhang took a few fat people in the class to measure the size, so it still fits very well.

It's not that the little one doesn't like the style of this suit, but it's just that he knows that everyone will wear the same clothes to the graduation ceremony today.

——How can this work? He is the one who wants to speak on behalf of all the graduates. Xiaobudian doesn’t really like to show off in life. He always ignores his classmates, and the teacher never sees him raising his hand to answer in class. question.

The reason why he was willing to take over the task of giving the graduation speech this time is because the program that his class is going to perform at the ceremony is dance-like, and all eight female students in the class can play. The program that the boys thought up for a long time is Perform wrestling.

——This is due to the fact that during their discussion, Zhang Le had a fight with another little boy, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He couldn't perform any literary and artistic programs such as poetry recitations, so he had to choose the least technical content.

Xiao BuDian thought the performance was too low-grade, so he didn't sign up at all.

But in this way, all the other students in their class will have performances, and they will be able to show off at the graduation ceremony.He himself didn't care about this, but he secretly thought that he had to do something to make Li Yan and his parents look good, otherwise it would be too embarrassing for him to be the only one who couldn't go on stage.

Xiaobudian dislikes wrestling, which is too vulgar and not high enough, but he himself is extremely lacking in imagination, and he really has no good ideas, so he asks for help from almighty netizens, and uses "the most valuable and best performance form to reflect the performance of performers" " asked Du Niang for the keywords, and after excluding the options such as singing Peking opera and acrobatic performances that were not in harmony with her aura, she decided to perform by heart.

He had been secretly practicing reciting "The Analects of Confucius" backwards. The dean found him and asked him to give a speech on behalf of the graduates.The main reason is that in this era of fierce competition, even kindergartens need to make a name for themselves, the little one is the rare flower among the graduates of this year, presumably by getting him on stage, the publicity effect must be very good.

Xiao BuDian happily agreed, and was very happy until three days before the graduation ceremony. When the little doctor's clothes came out, he saw that his clothes were exactly the same as those of other students, and he was unhappy again.

A kid with a second-year-old child at this age likes to prove that he is different in every way. He doesn't count on his own imagination, and he has to let others accept this statement.

Li Yan is very aware of the real reason why the little boy resisted the little doctor's suit, and he also prepared a little surprise for the little boy as a graduation gift. At this time, he took out the suit and deliberately found the doctor's hat to show the little boy .

The little guy looked down and found that the red brim tassels had been dyed yellow with a watercolor pen. He blinked and asked, "Hungry meow, did you change it for me?"

Although this question was a question, he was very sure that Li Yan must have done it, not to mention that no one except Li Yan knew where he secretly hid his clothes. Just talking about this kind of surprise, the hostess and hostess never got an idea.

Seeing Li Yan nodding triumphantly, Xiao Budian was very pleasantly surprised and very happy, picked him up and walked around in place several times, shouting: "Hungry meow, I like you the most!"

He used to be unable to hold Li Yan when he was young, but now he has grown up a bit, and Li Yan has been working hard to lose weight this year, and his body shape has basically returned to the standard of a normal cat.

The little boy was able to hug him completely about half a year ago, so in addition to pillowing his belly, he also added this new hobby of hugging him in circles.

After the little one finally finished circling around, he pulled off the hat and put it on his head, proudly showing off to the dazed parents: "It's the principal's hat! This is the principal's!"

His habit is to look at every corner when looking up information. When this set of doctor's uniforms was first released, Xiao Budian noticed that the brim tassels were red, so he went to check and found that the master's hat was dark blue and black. The doctor's hat is red, and the tassel of the principal's hat is yellow.

No matter how you look at it, the principal is higher than the doctor, and he is not on the same level as the rest of the stupid people who attended the graduation ceremony.This cognition perfectly fits the mentality of Xiao BuDian in the late second year of secondary school. He sang out-of-key songs "la la la", changed into a whole set of little doctor's clothes spontaneously, and followed Li Yan to the Went to the bathroom to wash up.

The hostess was still a little dazed until they ran away happily. After a long time, she tugged on the collar of the host and asked, "How much did you spend on the kindergarten graduation gift for your son?"

"I bought him an electric motorcycle for children, and a very sophisticated Iron Man suit, the total cost is several thousand..." The host showed a bit of heartache, the gift was spent The private money he saved for several months.

The specially selected gift was generally liked by boys, but the little one had a mediocre reaction and was not interested at all. It was only for the sake of being a father that he forced a smile on his face.

The hostess gave him a disdainful look: "So it doesn't matter if the gift is expensive, the key is to step on your son's unpredictability."

The most tangled point is that Xiaobudian will not show it clearly whether he likes it or not. Just like this time, he dislikes wearing a doctor's suit so much that he refuses to come over and say directly to her, "I don't like it." This set of clothes", but secretly hid it in the hope that she would not find it, which made the hostess very upset.

——Tell me, tell the truth, your parents can satisfy you no matter what, the key is that you don’t say anything, let us guess where it is, the key is that the twisted thoughts and normal brain circuits It's really hard to guess.

The hostess is now very fortunate that Li Yan was born in the cat Nika's birth. If there were no gloves, raising a son would speed up her aging by ten years.

She went downstairs to wait for Xiao BuDian to finish breakfast with Li Yan. Seeing that her son was still in a state of excitement, she worriedly reminded her: "Have you memorized all the content of the speech? The last time you read the manuscript was the day before yesterday."

The little guy wanted to be handsome and snapped his fingers, but unfortunately he didn't make a sound. He tried to put on a nonchalant face of "it doesn't matter, I didn't plan to snap", and poked himself on the forehead: " It's all here."

The hostess smiled and went to the kitchen with the plate. The little one took a sneak look at the host who was reading the newspaper, and immediately leaned over to whisper to Li Yan: "Hungry, I decided that the key training content this week is to teach I snap my fingers!"

In the past, Li Yan decided the teaching content for the little one according to the actual situation. A year ago, he began to feel that this method was a bit bad-after all, forcing others to study all day would easily make the child's personality development imperfect, especially the little one. The tendency has become more and more obvious.

So he gradually delegated the decision-making power to the hands of Xiao BuDian, and said what he wanted to learn, and Li Yan then thought about how to let him learn it.

No matter how unimaginative a four- or five-year-old kid is, the ideas that come out of his little brain are wild. In the past year, Li Yan has heard many unreliable ideas from Xiaobudian.

The little one can even say "I want to fly like a bird, please give me angel wings" when he has a brain convulsion, and this time it is not too far-fetched.Therefore, Li Yan nodded calmly after hearing his latest teaching content.

Although there is no way for him to personally demonstrate the meatball on his paw, there are many related videos on the Internet, just find it and show it to Xiaodian.

The hostess quickly finished washing the dishes, and seeing that there was still enough time, she decided not to drive to the kindergarten today. It was very close anyway, so it was better to walk to the activities.

Thinking of today's graduation ceremony, the traffic jam at the gate of the kindergarten must be blocked, she happily praised her wit.

Both she and the male host specially asked for a whole day's leave, planning to wait for the graduation ceremony to end, and take Xiao Budian and Li Yan to the amusement park in the afternoon.