You can't afford to be a cat man!

The little one's graduate representative's speech is ranked after the school leader's speech and the head teacher's speech, and it is higher than any other children's programs.He didn't pay attention to this point at first, thinking that anyway, his speech was either at the beginning or at the end, and the position was very special.

But rather than appearing at the finale, he still prefers to be the first to appear on the stage. The little boy straightened the hat on his head, smiled a little smugly, and nodded to Teacher Xiao Zhang who came to tell him the order of appearance: " I see, thank you teacher."

Teacher Xiao Zhang was a little worried about his stage fright at first—mainly because the youngest student gave her too many "surprises" in the past three years—seeing his confident appearance, he breathed a sigh of relief and knelt down to confirm Said: "Xingyuan, are the manuscripts ready?"

In fact, their graduation ceremonies have never been publicized enough to push a child who has just graduated from kindergarten to give a speech in front of so many teachers and parents. The little genius pushed it up.

Originally, according to the school's intention, as long as the little one stood on the stage, it was enough, and the parents could write the speech script, even if they just read it out on the stage.

But Xiaobudian was not happy about this, he wrote the manuscript seriously, even refused to let the hostess and hostess read it for him, and then recited the manuscript, waiting to give an unscripted speech when he went on stage.

Everything went smoothly, and he didn't feel nervous or uneasy when he was waiting in the background, except that Li Yan wasn't around, which made him somewhat uncomfortable, and he raised his hand to pinch the yellow tassel on the brim of his hat to feel comfortable some.

When it was his turn to play, Xiaobudian took a deep breath, clenched his fists and told himself that he must give Hungry Miao and his parents a face, and then walked slowly onto the stage.

Many parents knew in advance that "that" Lu Xingyuan was going to give a graduation speech. To be honest, they had heard a lot of rumors about the young genius over the years, but there were also many parents who were not convinced and didn't think their children were so bad.As soon as Xiao Budian came to the stage, all the eyes of the audience were directed towards him.

From the outside, this is just an ordinary child. Although the little one is chubby, he can only be considered medium in size even among his peers, not to mention that normal graduates are six years old, and he is only four and a half years old. , Standing alone on the empty stage, he looked even smaller.

Standing in front of the microphone, Xiao BuDian felt that the angle was not suitable, so he tiptoed, and an emcee immediately came over to help him lower the microphone a bit.He looked at the host and hostess sitting in the first row under the stage, waved to Li Yan who was lying on the host's lap, and then cleared his throat: "Hi everyone..."

Li Yan looked up at his neck for a while, and felt that he performed very well - think about it, Xiaobudian actually made a lot of preparations for this speech, for example, he practiced a lot according to the relevant videos for the body movements and expression of the speech. all over.

However, it is also possible that he was eager to do everything perfectly, and when he talked about the place where he should be emotional, his expression became a bit hideous with excessive force.This little blemish can be ignored. When Xiao Budian left the stage after his speech, the applause from the audience was still very intense.

After a pause of more than ten seconds, the little boy ran out from the backstage with cheerful steps, bypassed the hand extended by the host, hugged Li Yan up and kissed him, and said excitedly: "Hungry!" Meow, did you see, was my speech good?"

"..." The hostess, who was ignored and abandoned by his son, let out a long sigh.

This method is obviously wrong, it would be strange for you to succeed.The hostess gave him a disdainful look, and felt that she had to stand up and set an example for the male ticket. She squeezed her eyes, shed exaggerated tears, and sighed: "Xingyuan, you have performed really well, Dad. Mom is proud of you!"

This kind of words that obviously can increase the favorability degree really made Xiao Budian very happy. Unfortunately, when he looked up and saw the scene of tears in his own mother's eyes, he was slightly taken aback, and all the emotions were gone. He asked inconceivably: "Mom, what are you doing?" What's wrong?"

Playing the emotional card failed miserably, the hostess silently wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and covered the eyes of the host: "Don't laugh at me."

"I didn't laugh at you, good boy, we are in the same boat now." The male master stroked her hair, thinking that the son has nothing to coax, and coaxing his wife is also very good.

The next one is performances one after another. Children of this age generally perform immature and superficial performances, but they are also cute, especially the wrestling performances performed by boys in class 3B. It’s a real fire at first glance. A group of young ladies were wearing serious doctoral uniforms, rolling all over the stage, not to mention their hats, and Zhang Le was still struggling to face an enemy he had long disliked - motherfucker, dare to talk to me Huanhuan Sister - spit several mouthfuls of saliva.

A group of parents below were staggering with laughter. Seeing that there were two little boys hugging each other and fighting too hard and rolling down towards the bottom of the stage, the male host sitting in the first row hurriedly caught both children.

It would be a bad thing to throw someone else's child from the two-meter-high stand at the graduation ceremony. Teacher Xiao Zhang turned pale with fright, ran over to thank him, and took the two boys away. She had to go I personally apologize to their parents.

Fortunately, the atmosphere was really good at this time, besides, the two children were fine, and no one really cared about it.Except for this small episode, the two-and-a-half-hour graduation ceremony went very smoothly.

That afternoon, according to the original plan, the male owner took the three of them to the amusement park, but unfortunately pets were not allowed to enter, and the little one tried to smuggle Li Yan in a small schoolbag but failed, so he had to let it go.

The male host was originally thinking about how to take his son to have fun through this wonderful trip to the amusement park, so as to improve his status in his son's mind.Unexpectedly, he didn't even enter the gate of the amusement park, so An Ruo's plan was stillborn.

The little guy didn't care at all, he waved his hand and said, "If I don't go, I won't go, anyway, I'm afraid of heights, and I still feel dizzy when I'm on the podium."

It's not a fear of heights at all, it's the normal nervousness when he came on stage for the first time, the male host smiled helplessly, hesitated for a moment and then nodded: "Okay, then we won't go, what do you want to do this afternoon ah?"

The little boy said without hesitation: "Do the math problem!"

He has seen the mathematics of junior high school now. He was in junior high school, and the difficulty of homework has reached a level. His learning progress has slowed down. Started learning geometry.

As early as when he opened that chapter of the textbook, Xiaobudian felt that his whole body was not good, and he was stuck in the most basic understanding of graphics.

Just like having a natural sensitivity to numbers, Xiaobudian's cognition of graphics has always been very vague, and his lack of talent in this area can hardly be made up for by acquired learning.

The little one has been frantically tearing out a lot of hair in the past few days. Whenever he thinks of geometry problems when he is free, he hits his head on the door frame, which makes Li Yan feel extremely distressed.

The male host was stunned when he heard this, and sighed: "No, we have to have fun today, what do you want to play, tell me no matter what, Dad will satisfy you, okay?"

Since his father made it clear that he wants to let him relax for a day, so that he can no longer struggle in the sea of ​​geometry problems, the little one is not unhappy, and simply nodded: "Then I will do math problems that are not geometry!"

From a very young age, whether learning arithmetic or learning to write, they were all games played with Li Yan. The only difference was that he thought arithmetic was more fun than writing.

That's why the little one can do the memorization questions when he has nothing to do. In his cognition, this is a way to relax and play. Watching cartoons and playing computer games with other boys is a concept.

"...==" The male master glanced at him and wanted to say something, when he heard his wife say: "Okay, listen to Xingyuan, then what shall we have for dinner, you can tell Dad what you want OK?"

She could see that the male master would not be happy if he didn't spend a bloodletting today. Someone strongly asked them to kill him. It would be too bad if they didn't seize this good opportunity.

Of course the hostess knew that the hostess was usually away from home every day, and she always took it as a matter of fact. Seeing that her son graduated from kindergarten, he didn't even attend a parent-teacher meeting, so she wanted to take this opportunity to make up for it.

Therefore, this money must be spent. If you don’t spend it, you won’t be happy. As a wife, of course, she has to express her support. After the hostess finished speaking, she was afraid that the little girl would not understand and disagree, so she winked at Li Yan and hinted at him to do something. .

So Li Yan poked the little one, rubbed his soft belly, made a look of being extremely weak and hungry, pointed at the hostess, and shook his head: "Meow~meow!" I'm not used to it, let's eat outside today.

The little one quickly went through the tastes of Li Yan's usual meals and the meals he could eat, and blurted out: "I want to eat grilled squid, a lot of grilled squid! And shrimp slippery, a lot of shrimp slippery!"

These two things are indeed Li Yan's love, especially Shrimp Slippery, he is so in love with him, he immediately nodded vigorously when he heard this, and the sapphire blue cat eyes shone with excitement.

"Ah, I know there is a restaurant nearby that has barbecue and hot pot, as well as special clown fish, so let's drive there." The host became happy and immediately designated the location.