You can't afford to be a cat man!

It took almost two and a half hours for the hostess and hostess to come back from the hospital. They opened the door and walked around the room several times without seeing the cats and dogs at home. The two looked at each other strangely, and opened the door of the master bedroom. When I opened the door, I saw three cats and a dog sleeping soundly beside the mirror.

Cat Nika slipped over from the next room for a walk after Li Yan and Little Sock fell asleep. When she came in, she found her two sons lying under the stupid dog's paws, and she jumped on him and had a fierce milking session with Dasha The cats fought for each other until they were exhausted. One cat hugged Li Yan's head and Little Sock's butt, and the other dog hugged Li Yan's butt and Little Sock's head.

Dasha is full of admiration for Mao Nika, but Mao Nika is very displeased with Dasha. He wanted to stay away from this stupid dog, but the two sons are limited in height and cannot follow the rubber rope. It seemed to be stretched, so I had to barely stay half a decimeter away from him, and the two of them leaned together and fell asleep.

Seeing this, the hostess looked at the host with a bit of pleading, and whispered: "Look at how good they are, they don't hinder me at all."

As soon as this sentence was said, Dasha's ears pricked up, and he was awakened immediately. He widened his eyes to see who was standing in front of him before he relaxed, and leaned towards Ma Ma, and put his head on his head affectionately. On the belly of Nika the cat.

When he was nearly two months old, he was nearly half the size of the two-year-old Nika the cat, and his head was extremely heavy, which woke up Nika the cat when he put it on.The big cat let out a sharp cry, jumped up from the spot, looked at the huge black monster vigilantly, picked up the little sock on the ground, and tried to move towards the cat nursery.

Li Yan was startled awake by Cat Nika's screams. He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the hostess and hostess standing together, looking at the group of cats and dogs as if they were their own sons.He woke up with a quick wit, first freed his head from the cat Nika's armpit, and then jumped to the mistress' heels and circled around her excitedly.

The expression of the hostess suddenly became very soft, she knelt down and tickled him alternately with her index finger and middle finger, and said softly: "The little glove is the big contributor today, if he hadn't said that I might be pregnant, I would still be pregnant." I don’t know, I just took stomach medicine for foolishness.”

So he was really pregnant, and Li Yan was even happier. He thought that after another year, a stupid baby would crawl out of the hostess' intestines […], and he would be able to get rid of his sad status as the youngest in the family. up.

When he was happy, he spun around even more happily. Unexpectedly, the hostess' ankles were too thin, and Li Yan's circle was a bit small. He accidentally bumped into his own tail, and the fluff on the tip of the tail just hit him. on the sticking out tongue.

The feeling of hair on his mouth caused Li Yan to explode all the long hair all over his body. He paused for a while, squinted his cat's eyes and looked carefully for a long time, after making sure that the tip of his tail was not bitten into a bald head , he breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly spat out the cat hair in his mouth with a "peh pee pee".

The hostess stared at Li Yan happily, and turned her head to see the host staring at her belly, taking the opportunity to say: "Let us continue to raise them, condoms and socks are so small, give them away for eight If I pick it up again in a month, I’m afraid I won’t know me anymore.”

"..." This is the first time Li Yan has heard that Little Sock's nickname is "Socksock"—why Little Sock can make the word in the middle into a reduplicate word, so he has to call it "condom", which is easy to cause ambiguity What about the broken name?

He was about to justifiably denounce his innate right to reputation to the hostess, but he realized that something was wrong after he yelled "Meow" twice - the name "Shou Shou" was also disgusting, and it was also easy for others to misunderstand.Li Yan had no choice but to gather around the hostess's ankle with a gloomy face, without making a sound or moving.

The hostess lovingly picked him up, held him in her arms, squeezed and kissed: "I discussed with your father not to have a child, and I will be a DINK in this life, but I didn't expect to be pregnant. Mom has a baby." Brother, you can also treat you as your own sons, don't leave your mother, okay?"

As soon as she mentioned the issue of having children, the male host was wronged.He looked away guiltily, looked at his little gloves with his chin resting on the shoulder of the hostess, and slightly opened his eyes, then looked at his little gloves, and then looked at the little socks he and Dasha were holding and tugging at each other. Cat Nika, who was trying to seize the initiative, hesitated for a while before saying slowly, "But you don't have antibodies against Toxoplasma gondii in your body..."

"Didn't the obstetrician and gynecologist say that as long as you don't directly touch the cat's feces, there is no possibility of infection at all." The hostess saw that he was shaken, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, "Besides, our cat has never been in contact with dead cats. Rats and the like basically live indoors, so they shouldn’t be infected with this disease at all.”

The male owner tried to take Li Yan off her shoulders, but found that the little milk cat's paws were tightly hooked to his wife's collar, so he stopped, and only gently stroked the small black spots on Li Yan's ears with the pulp of his index finger. fluff.

As soon as the ear was touched, Li Yan felt itchy. Li Yan stretched out his paw to block his finger, rubbed it vigorously, and shook his head to feel better. He rolled his eyes at the host: "Meow~" Touch the cat a little bit You don't have any skills, no wonder my mother is not willing to get close to you.

The male owner's eyes were very soft, and he was silent for a while before he said: "Then I have to take the cat Nika to the pet hospital for a blood test. If...the three cats have to be sent away. Even if they are fine now, this For a period of time, she must also be prohibited from going out to avoid contact with pollutants, and you are not allowed to touch cat litter and food dishes, and I will clean it up once every day when I come back from work."

The hostess agreed one by one, and the host pointed to Dasha who snatched the little socks from Nika the cat: "This dog can no longer be fostered here, you can call the next door, or send it to her relatives." home, or take it to a pet center."

"Xiaowen and the others came back in less than ten days. Besides, this is a milk dog, and there should be no germs on it..." The hostess said halfway, seeing her husband's face of disapproval, she had no choice but to say, "That's good. Come on, listen to you."

She has a deep affection for Mao Nika, and treats Li Yan and Little Socks as if they were newborn sons, but seeing that the little Tibetan Mastiff belongs to the affection of "a friend's son sent to my home to do homework", the reaction is not very good. big.

The hostess supported Li Yan on her shoulder with one hand, and gently stroked her flat stomach with the other hand, and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect that there was no sign of the baby coming, and I was shocked."

When I was not pregnant, I felt tired of raising a child, and I never considered this issue at all. I didn’t expect that when I was really pregnant, the feeling would change completely. She exuded a faint maternal brilliance, and she was already looking forward to it when she touched her belly The baby was born.

The male owner rubbed his belly with her to give the baby a good impression, and after a while, he got enough of his hand addiction. Without a word, he stopped and hugged the cat Nika who was chasing Dasha around the room.

The cat Nika was caught under his armpit, struggling with his limbs in vain, watching the stupid dog go farther and farther with his eldest son in his mouth, and the stupid son was still happily grabbing Dasha's chin .

——Come back, son, don’t you even recognize your mother?Mom is here!come back quickly!Mao Nika was full of bitterness, couldn't help spitting on the male owner's face, and slapped him on the chin with a meat ball—bad guy, it's you who caused my son to be kidnapped!

The villain thought she was being coquettish with him, smiled and rubbed the big cat, put it in the pet bag, went out and drove to the pet hospital.

It's so pitiful, Li Yanman looked at his own mother being taken away with pity, and hugged the hostess's collar tightly.The hair on the butt that was shaved last time Cat Nika went to the veterinarian has just grown back, and it is estimated that the hair will be bald again when she comes back.

Li Yan originally felt that it was already sad enough for him to become a milk cat, but as he saw more and more things from the perspective of a cat, he became more and more contented and happy. Ah, Mao Nika, Dasha—especially Dasha—compares with others, he feels that his living standard is still above the level.

Li Yan, who predicted that his mother would be unlucky, was very happy. He listened to the sound of the car starting outside, and confirmed that the villainous male owner who might take him to the pet hospital had left. He breathed a sigh of relief, and said nothing. Abandoning the temporary shelter of the hostess, she slid down her arm to her waist, pulled her trousers and slid down like a slide.

The hostess didn't care too much when she saw that he was leaving like a jerk, she cheered up and called the owner next door, euphemistically expressing that she has one in her arms and can no longer keep your dog, so hurry up and take it away when you come back .

No matter how Dasha has evolved into his and Little Sock's Queen's Summoned Beast, Li Yan still showed some concern. He leaned over to eavesdrop on the hostess's phone call with his ears pricked up.

This time, he didn't get the treatment of being hugged, kissed and touched by the hostess. Li Yan pawed at the hard floor, while listening to the corner of the wall, he scratched the cracks in the wooden floor with his paws in distaste. He felt depressed for a while. One thing, why did I slip down so stupidly and anxiously just now, I should lie in the hostess' arms for a while.

He obviously underestimated the level of the two middle-aged women's phone calls, except for the sentence "I have something to tell you at the beginning, I was found to be pregnant" which sounded a little bit like letting the little Tibetan mastiff go. In addition, the topic immediately turned to "Yes, yes, I am also very surprised, it has been almost two months", and then turned into "Boys and girls are good, I like them very much, his father wants I'm a girl", and then it became "Really, I also think the piano is good, his dad can play ukulele, I learn bass, when the child grows up, I just happen to form a band".

Li Yan was bored and played with the hair on his tail for 10 minutes, went to the cat nursery to pull the toy mouse over and played with it for 10 minutes, and slept under the bed for another 15 minutes. Zababala kept talking: "Hey, I don't expect the child to be any better. I'm content with being half as smart and sensible as Huanhuan of yours."

"..." Is a two-month-old fetus as big as a peanut? How did you imagine it to be so far behind?Li Yan smacked his lips, realizing that the hostess suddenly knew that she was too excited to be pregnant, and the hostess next door was obviously a chatterbox, that's how it turned out.

He waited patiently for another hour, when he heard the ringing of the doorbell below, it seemed that the male owner came back with the cat Nika to check.

"Okay, I will accept your good words. When the child is born, I will recognize you as a godmother." The hostess came to a conclusion, put down the phone, went downstairs to open the door, and did not remember to mention the big one from the beginning to the end. silly thing.

Li Yan, who had wasted almost two hours in vain, took the head of the toy mouse in his mouth in one gulp, bit it twice and found that it couldn't be bitten, spit out twice, and kicked it away angrily , flicked his tail and left with his head held high.