You can't afford to be a cat man!

The results of the q cat Nika's physical examination were very impressive, but when she was carried out of the car by the male owner, she still had a standard lifeless face, as if she had just experienced the ravages of a storm.

Li Yan, who ran to the door to meet her, was very satisfied with the sight of Bounce - it is always a good thing to find someone who is more unlucky than himself. He stretched out his paw and scratched his itchy tail Sharp, kissed his own mother's bare buttocks to express comfort.

The slumped cat Nika was not comforted at all. She twisted her butt and threw her second son away. The moment she was put on the floor by the male owner, she rushed to the cat breeding room on the second floor at the fastest speed in her life. , kicked away the little sock sleeping on the cat mat, and pushed Dasha who was lying on his stomach with his head, squatted down on the cat mat, and put on a posture that he would rather die than move a step.

Li Yan chased her all the way to the door of the cat breeding room, poked half of his head in cautiously, hooked his head and saw that Nika the cat was folding her head under her belly and scratching her eyes with her paws. Most of them disappeared.

He circled around the door of the room twice, turned around and ran to the floor under the bed in the master bedroom, took out the toy mouse he had dragged there, dragged it back to the cat nursery, and bit it to the cat Ni Put the card on the cat mat.

Nika the cat moved her ears, smelled a familiar smell and came over, temporarily recovered from the blow of her bare butt, looked up at the toy mouse that was placed next to her mouth, didn't understand what it meant, she was dumbfounded Look at Li Yan again.

Li Yan had wet his paws at this moment, and was pressing the plum blossom seal on the floor, using ghostly characters that only he could understand: Dear mother,

As the saying goes, "A son never thinks his mother ugly, and a cat never thinks his mother stupid", I can bear even your stupidity, let alone your ugliness, don't take it to heart, always be happy, okay?

by still love your condom forever

He is waving his paws and trying to draw a beautiful heart shape behind his signature--the heart he drew last time was messed up by the cat Nika with his tail without hesitation. While cherishing my hard work, I also feel that maybe my heart is too stream-of-consciousness, so that my stupid mother can't understand it.

A lesson from the past is a guide for the future. He has secretly practiced how to draw hearts many times in private. It was this time when he drew hearts in front of Nika the cat, which made Li Yan a little nervous.

Damn, the right half of this heart is not as full as the left half. Li Yan quickly glanced at the cat Nika who stared at him in a daze without any reaction, and secretly re-drawn the right side.

This made the line on the right appear thicker than the one on the left, and he traced the left side again. Because of anxiety and tension, his paws shook so that the new line did not coincide with the original line, which made it look even weirder.

Damn!Angry Li Yan messed up the heart with his tail, licked the meat ball and repainted it again, this time the painting was still not satisfactory, out of anger Li Yan whipped the heart with his tail several times to vent his anger, After smoking, he regretted it again, and rubbed his tail that was sore from the floor to the cat's litter box, and burrowed into Cat Nika's arms, begging for comfort with tears in his eyes.

Cat Nika was staring solemnly at the messy paw prints that her youngest son had just poked out. Seeing Li Yan rubbing up and back and forth acting coquettishly, she gave up exploring the ball of ghostly symbols and took him to the In front of him, he stuck out his tongue and licked his head.

Li Yan also thought it was his love letter that played a role, and sighed that his mother and he finally had a good understanding, happily enjoying Mao Nika's saliva kiss, and rolled on the mat when he was licked comfortably.

He rolled around, completely forgetting that the cat mat was not very big and couldn't withstand his tossing. When he was defenseless and wanted to make another 360-degree turn, he rolled directly off the edge of the cat mat, with a "click", Fall to the ground in a standard head-grabbing position.

Since when is being licked by mom a dangerous activity? qaq Li Yan struggled to get up, rested his head with his left paw in a dazed state, sniffed and squeezed his eyes, and after making sure that there was nothing wrong with his facial nerves, he let out a sigh of relief.

He was still a little dizzy, and when he looked down, he found that there seemed to be many cat paw prints that he was familiar with under his right paw that was propping the floor.

"..." Li Yan raised his paw to look at his meatball, then looked at the messy floor, and found that he fell down and landed on the letter he just wrote, and all the paw prints were spent .

Hey, it's been a long time since I used my warm boyish nature to appease my mother.Li Yan looked at the destroyed lost letter, stretched out his paw and scratched his ear listlessly, turned his head and moved back to Mao Nika's side again, rubbing his head against her.

This time, the person who needed to be comforted became himself. He was very skillful and careful to keep his face facing the edge of the cat mat to prevent another fall, and he did not dare to roll all over the mat anymore.

The little glove, which was so well-behaved in an instant and seemed really discouraged and continued to comfort her, aroused the endless maternal love of Mao Nika. She recalled a series of actions of her little son that she couldn't understand at all, turning her brain that had been rusted since birth, reluctantly Guess... The youngest son probably wants to draw a unique pattern?

She licked the tip of her tail and poked a circle on the floor. Seeing that Li Yan was still burying her head in her chest, she poked him with the tip of her tail and pointed to the pattern on the floor.

Li Yan glanced listlessly, then continued to rub against her for comfort.

Not round?Cat Nika tilted her head and drew a distorted square with the tip of her tail. Li Yan just glanced at it indifferently, which meant that it was not a quadrilateral either.

Cat Nika temporarily forgot about the tragedy on her ass, got up and ran away from the cat mat.

Li Yan, who thought he was ruthlessly abandoned by his mother, hugged a wounded colorful glass heart, covered his ears with his paws, buried his face on the cat mat, and decided to sleep until the end of time.

After less than 5 minutes of sleep, he was almost concussed by Mao Nika's exclusive skill [Tail Serial Poke]. Li Yan hugged his aching head and found that he could no longer pretend to be weak, so he had to open his eyes. I opened my eyes, and found that my mother, who was bald on one side of her buttocks, was squatting on the edge of the cat mat with a magazine in her mouth.

Li Yan poked his head curiously, and found a line of glaring blood-red characters printed on the magazine: "The infatuated male college student subscribes to the newspaper every day for courtship, and the female boss is separated by yin and yang."

Oh, at first glance, this topic is a legendary artifact that middle-aged and elderly housewives must have.Li Yan ignored Cat Nika's earnest gaze, and was about to drag the toy mouse to find a quiet place and continue to be his quiet beautiful tomcat, when he saw Mao Nika struggling to open the magazine, facing a clumsy Illustration pointing fingers.

This aroused Li Yan's curiosity again, and he leaned over to see that Nika the cat was poking the oval representing a person's arm, and slowly shook his head.

Mao Nika continued to turn the page, pointing to the leaves on a big tree to show cuteness to Li Yan's winking golden vertical pupils, but Li Yan turned his head away regretfully.

She pointed to the pictures on the magazine one by one and pressed them back and forth. In the end, Li Yan came over and turned the magazine to the end one by one. He pointed to the picture of a woman looking at a man with a red heart. poked.

It turned out to be something like a peach.The cat Nika didn't take it seriously at all, she licked her tail wet, leaned sideways on the floor and drew a standard heart shape with the tip of her tail.

Li Yan: "..." It doesn't feel good to be crushed by a cat in terms of IQ, even if the cat is your own mother.

In fact, considering that there is indeed an insurmountable gap between Mao Nika and his IQ, maybe the other party draws hearts better than him, just because it is easier to draw with a tail than with paws?

Li Yan imitated the cat Nika, licked the tip of his tail wet, and tried to poke a heart shape on the ground. This shape looked more stream-of-consciousness than the one he drew with his paws.

Li Yan felt that it might not be his problem, so he went downstairs and dragged up the little sock who was baring his teeth with Dasha, pointed to the heart shape drawn by himself and Mao Nika on the floor, and specially Take the tip of the tail and draw one for him as a demonstration.

The newly drawn one is even worse than the previous one. Li Yan tried his best not to look at the floor, but looked at the little sock expectantly, trying to get his brother to try to draw one too. It proved that it was not that he was too stupid, but that Mao Nika was an idiot. Drawing genius.

Facts have proved that if Little Sock can have a tacit understanding with him, he must be Dasha in cat's clothing.Under Li Yan's expectant gaze, Little Sock kept rolling on the floor, destroying all the graffiti results of his mother and younger brother.

Cat Nika immediately threw the magazine away and happily rolled with her eldest son.Li Yanzheng stared at the two stupid cats with wide eyes and expressionless expression. He smelled that Dasha and the hostess were approaching, and turned his head to look at the door.

The hostess came in with Dasha in her arms, caressed the little Tibetan mastiff's furry head, put him among the three cats, and said in a low voice, "Go baby, have fun with your friends, Your mother is supposed to come and pick you up tomorrow."

Hey, didn't it mean that the hostess and hostess next door have at least a week before they can come back?Li Yan originally thought that Dasha's fate was to be sent to a pet center for a few days before returning home. After hearing this, he leaned over to rub against the feet of the hostess.

The hostess was very happy to be rubbed by him, and when she was happy, she couldn't hide her nagging nature, and explained to a cat: "When Xiaowen heard that I was pregnant and couldn't raise Dazhi, she hurriedly said that I would She's back. As long as the plane is not delayed, she will fly back tomorrow afternoon."

Li Yan paused for a while before matching "Dazhi" with Dasha. Looking at Dasha who had no idea what to do and tried to join the lineup of Little Socks and Mao Nika, but was bitten by Mao Nika, he couldn't help it. He let out a long sigh.

Well, seeing that the idiot is about to leave, Li Yan feels that he really needs to appease the exclusive summoned beast a little bit.

He stepped forward and licked the tooth marks on Dasha's hind leg bitten by Nika the Cat.

"Woof~" Dasha was obviously very happy after being licked, so he squatted down next to him and rubbed his head flatteringly.