You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan lay sleepily on the cat mat and did not move. He suspected that he had been concussed by the cat Nika on the stairs. Since yesterday afternoon, his head had been dizzy, and he kept feeling nauseous.

His brother, Little Sock, came over to stamp him first, and called "Meow Meow Meow" to no avail, so he opened his pink three-petal mouth to bite the back of his neck.

Li Yan glared at the other party imposingly, turned over on the mat, lay on his back, put his right hind paw on Little Sock's left knee and kicked him, and his left front paw slapped his right foot very cooperatively. Leng, looking at the little sock who lost his balance and fell on the mat, let out a regretful sigh.

How could it be that instead of grabbing the ground with the head, the shoulders land first? It seems that my skills are not very proficient.Li Yan warned himself to practice the skill of lifting cat legs more in the future, and was about to turn over and continue to sleep when he felt his head being hit.

He squinted his eyes and turned his head to look over, and found that the little sock that fell down did not get up, and its front paws imitated the movement of freestyle swimming, baring their teeth and claws at him, waving their forelimbs continuously, and hitting his head with incomparable accuracy every time.

——Damn it!

Li Yan, who was beaten five or six times in a daze, was completely annoyed. He turned over and jumped up angrily, and rolled with the little socks, using the pink gums and the same pink flesh that didn't grow any teeth on each other. It's a fight to the death.

They rolled over and over on the cat mat for a long time, Li Yan didn't get beaten again, but was spat all over his face. He scratched his ears, looking at the wet meat ball, he wanted to cry without tears.

In retaliation, he tried his best to scratch off most of the few black hairs on the tip of Little Sock's nose, and also tried to twist Little Sock's long and thin white tail into a bow.

Mao Nika appeared in time, and seeing the harmonious scene of the two brothers playing together, she was so moved that she started to speed up at the door, and rushed forward with a "meow".

As soon as Mao Nika joined the battle, the situation, which was barely evenly matched, changed immediately. She attacked indiscriminately, and her strikes were neither light nor heavy. Li Yan and Little Socks ran away with their heads in their hands within two blows.

Li Yan deeply felt that he had been abused badly. The child was the one who suffered because of being unreliable as a mother. Mao Nika was a warm and good mother, but this energy was often not used in the right place.

Don't, I've only played a few times, why did they all run away?The cat Nika still couldn't finish it, she stretched out her tail to poke Li Yan's soft belly, and the golden cat pupils looked at him with infinite expectation.

Li Yan moved to the side, avoiding the tip of the cat Nika's tail. The lonely mother could only turn to the eldest son for play and slapstick.With his nose scratched by Li Yan, the little sock, after resting for a while to regain his strength, fully demonstrated his optimist character of not forgetting to eat but not to fight. As soon as he received the invitation from Mao Nika, he jumped at it full of fighting spirit. go up.

However, no matter how enthusiastic the game talent is, it can't help that the gap between the force value of the player and the player is too big. Li Yanwei closed his eyes and counted silently for 15 seconds, and then felt his own brother slipping back, lying beside him without moving. up.

The cat Nika, who had been tragically abandoned again, came up in the next second, and poked one and the other with her tail. Seeing the two sons pretending to be dead, the devastated little sock even tried to grab Li Yan's tail. Covering his head, Li Yan directly kicked him away with his hind legs.

"Meow~" Cat Nika saw that it didn't work, so she jumped off the cat mat, picked and picked among the toys all over the room, and finally brought a milk cat that she thought was the most harmless and suitable for the eleventh day of life Small toys to play with to keep the boys entertained.

Li Yan raised his eyelids and stared at the tennis ball worn by knots that Mao Nika put in front of him, and contemptuously dragged out a soft "meow~", lay down with a cold face and continued to sleep.

——Just kidding, he is the cat among cats who has played with high-end toys such as rubber mice, so he wouldn't fall in love with such childish things.After pretending to think about it, Li Yan felt that his right paw near the tennis ball was itchy and ready to move, so he quickly pressed it with his left paw.

Little Sock's slumped pointed ears stood up all of a sudden—they were still too young, and their ears hadn't yet shown the rose petal shape unique to fold-eared cats, and they were still just small triangles.

He used the ridiculous walking posture of sticking out his buttocks with every step, but he jumped to the side of the tennis ball very quickly, and carefully raised his front paw to press the tennis ball.

Unlike Li Yan who tried to explore the world around him at ten days old and was finally defeated by the mouth of the big boss in the stair dungeon, Little Sock, although he was in better health, just rolled on the cat mat all the time. This was the first time he touched This hard round object.

The tennis ball gently rolled half a circle to one side, Little Sock's eyes were shining brightly, after the first trial, he had already understood how this thing works, so he carefully moved up to touch the tennis ball again.

The tennis ball kept rolling, the little sock spread his legs and chased after it, and the cat Nika chased the eldest son for fun. The two cats circled around with a ball and occupied the cat mat. most of the space.

Li Yan, who was forced to move to a corner, was stepped on several times by someone—maybe both his own mother and his own brother—he silently gave up the idea of ​​taking a nap, ran away from home angrily, and walked lightly from the cat mat slid down - thank goodness it didn't fall on his handsome cat face this time.

Li Yan shrank into the corner, stretched his front paws forward, stretched his buttocks behind his hind legs, and found a corner of the room to stay, and rolled himself into a hairball, intending to officially start sleep.

The floor is warm, but not cold, but there is still a big gap in comfort between a hard wooden floor and a cat mat covered with a plush blanket.The delicate and fleshy little milk cat tossed and changed several positions and felt very uncomfortable.

Damn, why is it so difficult to get a good night's sleep these days?Who did I provoke?Li Yan stepped on the catwalk, returned to the cat mat angrily, picked up the toy mouse that was ravaged by his own meat ball yesterday, dragged it back to the corner, and pressed it under his belly. Only then did he let out a long and satisfying sigh of relief.

He slept for a long time, but it was not sweet.Li Yan had a terrifying nightmare. He dreamed that an ugly monster that looked like Godzilla + King Kong combined version 2.222 was wreaking havoc on the town. A cat girl with a fiery figure in a cat skin tights descended from the sky, following The monsters huddled together.

The monster looked awesome when it smashed the house and destroyed the building. Such a big man looked useless, and the cat girl lifted it up with one hand in a few moments, and turned towards Li who was peeking in the corner. Yan hit it.

Brother, I am just an innocent onlooker, why do you say you are doing this.Li Yan was terrified and wanted to run. In his dream, he found that he was still a human being with sound limbs, but no matter how hard he stepped, he was just spinning in circles. He could only watch helplessly as the monster was getting closer and closer, and his butt pressed him to the ground.

——Mom, why is this dream so real? It feels so hard, I can't breathe... Li Yan struggled in pain, and opened his eyes with difficulty.

——Sure enough, the dream came from reality. In his sleep, the cat Nika had picked up the cat mat from the corner. At this time, the new mother was sitting on his belly affectionately, licking his face to express her love meaning.

It's so cruel, if you don't want to play games with you, you can't treat your own son so cruelly.Li Yan swung his limbs vigorously in an attempt to escape from the huge monster. He could move the little sock but couldn't move Mao Nika.

Fortunately, at this time Li Yan saw the little sock lying soundly asleep two centimeters away from him. He showed his paws, hugged the tail of the little sock hanging by his hand, and pulled hard to borrow the strength, and barely managed to get out of the cat. Nika crawled out from under her belly.

Little Sock was pulled so that his tail hurt, he woke up with a start, looked around innocently and blankly, didn't understand what was going on, so he lay down and continued to sleep.

Li Yan let go of his tail, and the moment he regained his freedom, he scrambled and ran out trying to distance himself from the cat Nika, and accidentally stepped on the savior several times in a panic.

Little Sock was accidentally injured one after another, and when he slowly opened his eyes to punish the bad guy who disturbed his sleep, Li Yan had already been chased by Mao Nika and ran around the room.

He didn't find a target for revenge, so he circled around the spot several times, staring at the tip of his tail that was still in pain for a long time, then "meowed" and went back to sleep with a bit of bewilderment.

Li Yan couldn't even walk easily. Of course, he couldn't outrun Mao Nika, but Mao Nika didn't run after him, but hung behind him leisurely like catching a mouse.

So Li Yan had a short time to rest before running around the room. Every time he chose to stop in front of the door, he stretched out his paws and scratched at the solid wooden door for help.

The victim's unremitting efforts were not in vain. Three minutes later, the hostess, who came home early to prepare dinner, opened the door suspiciously: "Cat Nika?"

She thought it was a problem with the big cat, so she specially brought salmon to add food to the cat Nika, who had been struggling recently, but when she opened the door, she found that it was not the female cat who needed to be comforted, but the little cat with a bitter expression on her face. Gloves.

"Oh, baby, what's the matter?" The hostess squatted down lovingly, held the half-palm-sized milk cat in her palm and grabbed it, "Did Mom bully you?"

——It's not just bullying, it's about to be bullied to death.With tears in his eyes, Li Yan climbed up along her arm, grabbing the material with extraordinary agility and crawling all the way to the hostess' shoulders, huddled in her shoulder sockets and refused to come down.

It looks like a cat, but it looks like a chubby hamster.The hostess laughed with a "puchi", stretched out her hand to pinch the soft flesh on the back of his neck, paused, but her face became serious.

She felt that the temperature was a bit hot - of course, the normal body temperature range of cats is 38-39.5 degrees Celsius, which is already higher than that of humans, and the body temperature of young cats is even higher - the hostess went to the cat mat and touched the small socks , I feel that the hands of the small gloves are still hot.

The hostess hurriedly hugged Li Yan and ran to call the veterinarian. Li Yan didn't have the nerve to tell her that he was fine at all, but his temperature just came up because he ran too fast.

He wanted this beautiful little misunderstanding to continue, just to be able to avoid Cat Nika for a while-a relaxed and happy mood until the hostess responded to the microphone and wrote down something in a small notebook-"Okay, There is a cat thermometer at home, so I will measure it for him."

Li Yan's little heart immediately raised his throat - he is not an eleven-day-old milk cat without a little common sense, as a well-informed and knowledgeable man, he at least knows most of the Animal thermometers are used to measure rectal temperature.

...anal temperature...

——Damn it!Damn!Damn ass ass ass! qaq

Li Yan rolled down from the sofa at an unprecedented speed, and ran with a smoothness that even the cat Nika was ashamed of. In a blink of an eye, he jumped to hide behind the heavy curtains of the French windows at the end of the corridor.