You can't afford to be a cat man!

The hostess did not come home tonight because he had a dinner party outside, which gave Li Yan a chance to breathe. The hostess couldn’t catch him alone, so after seducing him with a rubber mouse, he brought out sugar-free milk, which was named “Condom” [Li Yan] Yan: =口=] After the calling didn't work, the seduction with the cat Nika was fruitless.

One person and one cat fought wits and courage for more than an hour. The hostess chased from the corridor to the master bedroom, from the master bedroom to the bathroom, and from the bathroom to the living room. Behind the shoe cabinet, staring at the full leather sofa that he couldn't move at all, he was silent for three seconds, and finally admitted his failure: "Condom, good boy, come out, mom won't bother you, and we won't take your temperature anymore , take some cold medicine and go to bed, okay?"

She started raising cats when Nika was one month old, and she is quite good at handling kittens.It can be seen that Li Yan's distaste for taking body temperature is the same as Cat Nika's distaste for taking a bath, so he took a step back and began to talk about conditions.

Li Yan refused to accept the new nickname of "condom", and he also refused to take his body temperature, but he could drink some cold medicine. He did feel chills all over his body, and he probably really caught a cold.

He walked out from under the sofa without much hesitation, making up his mind that if the hostess wanted to repent, he would spread his legs and crawl back to the sofa.

The hostess really turned around and went to the medicine cabinet to find the cat's cold medicine and syringes that were always kept at home. She ground the medicine and made it into a paste with baby wheat flour and fed it to him.

She really gave up the idea of ​​taking the temperature of the small gloves. Cats also have the ability to think, and they can hold grudges.

Not to mention, this little milk cat who can’t stop eating cool food seems to be really smart when he hears the temperature measurement. He looks much more obedient now. When he sees the syringe, he consciously moves over and lifts it clumsily. Holding the syringe with two paws, he licked the wheat flour.

Cold medicine is bitter, and baby granola is not as tasty as cat Nika's milk.Li Yan swallowed in small mouthfuls, feeling tired and heavy, and his eyelids gradually pulled down.

He moved mechanically half asleep and half awake, and accidentally swallowed a big mouthful, the bitter feeling along the tongue coating stimulated the brain, Li Yan shuddered, and the hair all over his body exploded at once.

The fluff standing up in all directions made him look a whole circle bigger than last second, Li Yan stretched out his tongue and spit a few mouthfuls "Puff" "Puff" before he felt better.

With such a small episode interrupted, he was completely awake. When he looked up, he saw the hostess squatting on the ground, feeding him medicine with a syringe in one hand, and pointing at him with a mobile phone in the other hand. It seemed that she was recording a video.

What, he is a person of status, do you think you can take pictures if you want?Li Yan stopped taking medicine, avoided the syringe and climbed up her arm, holding down the camera with a meat ball.

The hostess smiled happily. She seemed to think that this kind of development was much cuter than filming the whole process of drinking medicine. She put away her phone and concentrated on feeding him medicine.

There was not much medicine left, so Li Yan swallowed it in two gulps, trembling uncontrollably from the pain, and then hugged by the hostess who regretted that she put away her phone earlier and didn't capture the exciting content.

"Condom, I still have a fever when I touch you, don't sleep with your mother and brother today, okay?" She coaxed softly, seeing that the little milk cat in her arms was not only not sad, but happy I have to keep nodding.

It would be heaven not to see Nika the cat, especially if I could also put aside my disheveled little socks while sleeping.In the eleven days since Li Yan became a cat, he felt sunshine in his life for the first time. He nodded so vigorously that he almost fell from the arms of the hostess.

The hostess dug out a half-meter-high glass incubator from the storage room. When the cat Nika was raised, everything was prepared as soon as it was raised. Now it can be used after cleaning.

Li Yan happily slipped in along the door, rolled on the soft cotton cushion, deliberately lay on his back, and scratched his belly with his paws.

Little Sock sleeps dishonestly, and often falls asleep with a tail falling down on his belly. Li Yan, who was attacked twice, has changed his posture since then. He usually sleeps on his stomach, and he is always a little out of breath. I can't breathe.

Sure enough, it was the most comfortable to sleep lying on his back. He was really tired today, so he fell asleep straight away scratching his belly.

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The cold medicine was really effective, and Li Yan's condition wasn't too serious. He woke up refreshed the next morning, feeling that he was mostly healed.

Li Yan didn't open his eyes in a hurry, but moved his paws and lifted his tail first, his pink nose trembled and sniffed around, and found that there was no cat Nika or the smell of small socks around him, he was stunned for a moment subconsciously, and then I just remembered that I slept in a separate room yesterday.

Being oppressed so many times has become a habit, he smacked his lips, and really missed Mao Nika's warm body temperature and enthusiastic saliva bath every time he woke up.

Li Yan scolded himself for being a bitch, and almost peed in shock when he opened his eyes—the golden vertical pupil of the cat Nika was separated from the tip of his nose by a thin layer of glass, and the big cat's whole body was attached to the glass window, All the cat fur stuck to the glass, and a cat's face was deformed by the glass.

Such a horror movie is staged early in the morning, and I am not afraid to scare the little milk cat, even if he is not sick, he will get sick.Li Yan's little heart is still beating non-stop, feeling so frightened that he will lose three years of life if he says less.

——Considering that the average lifespan of a cat is about 14 years, Nika the cat will have five more "love surprises/frights", and he can truly "close your eyes and it will be dark".

It is said that the children of poor families are in charge of the family early, and there is an unreliable mother who really needs to be a child with a firm and steady heart like a dumbbell.Li Yan subtly kept his upper body still, moved his right hind leg backwards, and his left hind leg followed immediately, his whole body stretched by half a centimeter.

The cat Nika called "meow meow" very enthusiastically, sticking out her tongue to lick the glass, lick, lick, lick.

He leaned too close to the glass, Li Yan stared at the glass full of saliva, subconsciously shook the hair on his body, his left front paw stretched back silently, his right front paw followed, and his whole body took a step back compared to just now.

In this way, he moved his hind legs first and then his front legs, and in two or three strokes he opened the distance from Cat Nika and the piece of glass that had been baptized by saliva.Before Li Yan could heave a sigh of relief, the big cat resolutely abandoned this side when he found that his youngest son's ass, which had disappeared all night, was almost stuck to the opposite glass, and jumped to the back to continue licking, licking, licking.

Li Yan moved to the left, Mao Nika licked the glass on the left, he moved to the right, and she followed to the right.

"..." Li Yan poker-faced and started to measure the distance with his tail. The glass incubator itself is not big, with sixteen tails long and eight wide.

This is the simplest math problem. Li Yan gave full play to his high IQ as a human being and counted half of the meat balls to get the answer. He came to the middle point where there are eight tails away from the left and right and four tails away from the front and back. He sat down solemnly.

Mao Nika does not have his arithmetic ability, and it seems that the youngest son is very close to any glass now, and starts to circle around the incubator in a daze and anxiously.

Li Yanting was very happy that his countermeasures worked. He wanted to appreciate Mao Nika's helpless reaction at this time. Using his butt as the point, with his front paws on the mat, he rotated 360 degrees with Mao Nika's running.

When he turned to the third circle, he found that his reaction was actually more stupid than that of Nika the cat—it was definitely not his illusion. After becoming a cat, even the way of thinking became very childish and stupid qaq——Li Yan, who was dizzy Hastily stopped the action.

The hostess just opened the door and came in. Seeing the big cat sticking around the incubator, she stepped forward and hugged the cat Nika away: "No, you have to go back to nurse the little socks, and it will be bad if you bring germs."

She just talked to the veterinarian on the phone, and the kitten, which is only more than ten days old, is actually very dangerous if it gets sick, and it will die if it is not careful.The hostess deliberately put the incubator in the master bedroom last night, and quietly got up in the middle of the night to check on Li Yan's condition several times, and fell asleep at ease when she saw that his condition had not deteriorated.

Although it is said that the little gloves live in an incubator and are isolated, it is safer for the cat Nika to stay far away.The big cat itself is strong and not very afraid of being infected, but the other kitten with a small sock is not necessarily so, it is better to be careful.

The hostess and the hostess went to work after breakfast. Before leaving, they closed the door of the master bedroom ruthlessly, and closed the windows connected to the balcony to prevent the cat Nika from entering again.

The hostess did not draw the curtains, put the incubator in a place where it could get sunlight, blew a sweet kiss to Li Yan from the air, and then hurriedly picked up the bag and car keys and went out.

Li Yan had to sigh that he was not so unlucky in his life, it was fine to become a famous fold-eared cat, the key was to meet such a reliable owner.Seeing that the hostess was willing to spend the whole night catching him to take his temperature and take medicine yesterday, it can be seen before she got angry. It's not that people who really love cats can't do this.

Floor heating + incubator + warm sunshine - unreliable mother - unreliable brother = heaven.

Li Yan grabbed the rubber mouse that the hostess had specially brought over for fear of his loneliness, rolled comfortably, and fell asleep again with his neck up.