You can't afford to be a cat man!

After reconciling the unpleasant episode in the middle, the three cats spent a very pleasant two hours of free play time because of half a box of flour.

After the hostess finished making the dumplings, she came over and saw the three white cats lying in the flour pile, and the black spots on their bodies were also covered by the flour. She blinked her eyes for a long time before finding them all. come out.

The hostess picked them out one by one with a little amusement, and then began to worry about how to get rid of all the flour.When she poured the flour into the food box, she just wanted to make the little gloves happy, thinking that even if she ate it in her mouth, it would not cause harm to her body, but she forgot to think about cleaning it afterward.

Anyway, it must not be washed with water. Once washed, it will become dough and stick to the body.It is very troublesome to think that flour sticks to your hands, not to mention that cats have long hair.

She was still in distress, when she saw Li Yan who was carrying her in his hand shook his head vigorously, causing the air around his body to be filled with white powder, and then the milk cat kept patting on his body.

The hostess was stunned for a moment, and then she came to her senses, hurriedly went to the toilet to find a clean towel, wiped them one by one, and then slapped them lightly, and it took a long time to clean them all up.

When she finished tidying up the three cats, Li Yan consciously ran to wipe the floor with the towel in his mouth. The hostess nodded frequently while watching: "When your younger brother is born, I have to let him learn to clean up too. A good habit of own toys."

Li Yan, who was praised in disguise, happily wagged his tail at her.

The New Year's Eve dinner was the part Li Yan was looking forward to the most. Although he couldn't eat the big fish and meat prepared by the hostess, the hostess also specially prepared a richer meal for the three cats than usual.

Considering that he had to watch the night tonight, Li Yan, who was out of breath after exercising, went to the cat nursery to sleep until it was dark. After waking up, he felt refreshed and full of energy.

——Of course, after he rolled downstairs and buried himself in the cat food box for a while, he felt that his strength was exhausted, and he lay lazily on the mat and yawned, thinking about whether to sleep again.

"Did you know that among these three plates of dumplings, I put one with a dime in it. Whoever can eat it will have good luck this year!" the hostess said to the host as she placed the dumplings.

The male host laughed when he heard it: "This is a bit unfair. You eat one plate and I eat two plates. I eat twice as much as you. The probability of winning the bid is greater than yours, right?"

The hostess thought about it too, so she had to add: "Okay then, whoever will have good luck next year will have to wash the dishes for a year, what do you think?"

Hey, anyway, you are about to give birth to a confinement baby. At that time, you thought I would let you wash the dishes by yourself?I was supposed to do this job.The host smiled and nodded her nose: "Okay, that's the decision."

Li Yan squatted expressionlessly on the floor next to him and watched the flirting couple, licking his paws, rubbing his ears, and stretching his tail. After being cute for a long time, no one of them noticed him.

Hmph, it's great to have a good friend. When I find a little female cat who fits my eyes, I will pull her to show my affection in front of you every day.Li Yan tapped the tip of his nose with the tip of his tail to continue acting cute. Seeing that they were really immersed in the world of two people and couldn't extricate themselves, he had to give up the idea of ​​poking the hostess to put more food in the food box, and turned his head silently. left.

I didn't feel full, and I didn't feel full after the big dinner on New Year's Eve. Li Yan was a little depressed. He lay on the sofa cushion, twisted his buttocks, found a comfortable position to lie down, dragged the remote control and pressed it under his paws. He changed the TV station to find his favorite program.

When he was a human, he usually watched the CCTV Spring Festival Gala with his family, but after becoming a cat, Li Yan felt that there was no need for him to torture himself anymore. He actually loved watching cartoons. Hey, he still likes to watch in his twenties.

After Li Yan turned into a cat, he still likes to watch it. He used to like cartoons that were easy and simple and didn’t take any brains. Now he likes to watch the white sheep in Yangcun to satisfy his cravings.

Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Little Sheep, Shabu Shabu, Sesame Dip, Wide Noodles Yuba, Tofu Seaweed... Li Yan gave a jolt, and got off the sofa at a speed that didn't match his chubby figure. He jumped down and ran to find the hostess with the food box in his mouth.

——Although he will be struck by lightning if he interrupts someone to flirt, but he is really hungry qaq!Li Yan has already realized that he has indeed made a very serious strategic mistake. He really shouldn't have gone to bed before he had eaten, and he shouldn't have slept for too long, so that when he got up, all the good things were taken away by his mother. I almost ate it with my brother.

He is hungry and sleepy now, and he has to gather his energy to circle around the host and hostess trying to get them to notice him. Finally, the hostess understood what he meant, but she only added a little light to his food box. A light layer of meat slag.

She said very seriously to Li Yan, who was full of accusations of "You're bad!"

Li Yan tried the "Meow ~ [Slap Belly]" method to show cuteness, and then tried the "Meow!! [Paws]" method to show ruthlessness, but was beaten back mercilessly by the hostess.

He had no choice but to drag the food box to lick off the meat residue inside, and then licked off the meat residue on his beard, and ran back to lie down on the sofa lamely.

Little Socks and Cat Nika finished chasing and fighting from the gym, and when they returned to the living room, they found that he was already awake, so they also came together to meet his three armies.

Li Yan saw that each of them was wearing a bright red Tang suit, and Mao Nika had a nondescript flowered hat on her head, and couldn't help shivering, thinking that she should stay away from the hostess in the future.

——The name level is poorly calculated, the aesthetic vision is poorly calculated, the most important point is to skip cat food and not to eat. Li Yan grinds his paws on the sofa cushion for a long time with a resentful face.

Little Sock lay down next to him, and even stuck out his tongue to lick his chin: "Meow~"

Li Yan pushed him away, showing no sense of brotherly love at all. Instead, he touched his chin with his paw very vigilantly, and was disappointed to find that there was no food residue left on his chin.

——What, he licked his chin as soon as he came, making him think there was something to eat on his chin.Li Yan rolled his eyes at the little sock who came closer again, and continued to lie on his stomach without moving.

Little Sock could vaguely see that his brother was inexplicably depressed again, so he rolled over and over in front of him, and scratched his belly comfortably on his back, trying to arouse his playful spirit.

Li Yan cooperatively stretched out his hand to scratch the soft flesh on his belly, which was very comfortable at first, but unfortunately he was tortured by hunger, and the strength he used became less and less, and the little sock was scratched to the point of itching , laughing shrillly so that his whole body twitched non-stop, and the meat ball greeted Li Yan's face indiscriminately.

When Li Yan scratched his stomach, he was still watching the little fat sheep on TV and was distracted. When he was slapped in the face, he didn't realize what was going on. The first reaction was to stretch out his paws and fight with the little socks .

He patted his elder brother's chin twice, and then found that Little Sock stopped hitting him instead of his hand. Li Yan looked at him suspiciously for several times, lay down and continued to scratch his belly while watching TV intently.

In the next second, he was hit twice indiscriminately by the little sock that was drawn by laughing. Li Yan was completely annoyed at this moment, and he didn't care to stare at the fat sheep and drool, so he jumped up and rushed towards them.

Since they were five weeks old, they used their claws and teeth to fight, but this time Li Yan was a little hungry and didn't have the strength to stretch out his claws, so he just held the little sock on his head and kept spitting.

The energy consumed by moving the arms and the tongue is quite different. In addition, Li Yan's angle made him get stuck on the neck of the little sock from behind. The little sock couldn't scratch him with his arms or bite him with his teeth Taking advantage of the situation, he curled up and wanted to kick him with his feet.

Little Sock had a good idea at first, most of the body plus the length of the hind legs is longer than the arms, and the strength of kicking people with the hind legs is stronger than that of the front paws. As long as it hits successfully, it will definitely kill the opponent.

——The only flaw in this plan is that between Li Yan and his hind legs, Little Sock's own head is blocking it.

Little Sock desperately kicked his hind legs and at the same time felt his head was being kicked hard, every time he was ruthless, every move was sure to hit.He was shocked and wondered when his younger brother was so good at fighting, so he hurriedly accelerated the frequency of kicking his hind legs.

He noticed that his younger brother seemed to be speeding up the frequency, and felt that their current fighting situation should be evenly divided.After kicking for a full half a minute, Little Sock's legs were sore, and he couldn't breathe—the key point was that his face was really hurting qaq, so he had to stop his attack, and he took the initiative to stop the attack, which was regarded as his surrender.

——Hey, my brother really cooperated very well, even stopped beating him the moment he stopped attacking, Little Sock took a few breaths, and turned his head to look over in surprise.

Li Yan's expression was particularly subtle - in the battle just now, his opponent was kicked no less than [-] times, but all he really did was lazily grab the opponent's neck and spit on his head.

Especially when he saw Little Socks surrendered, he lay obediently at his feet and helped him comb the hair on his tail, cringing like "I'll give you a massage, you don't want to beat me again, you know how painful it is to beat a cat, do you know qaq" Looking timid, his heart became even more mixed.

But no matter what, today's vicious battle gave him a lot of inspiration.

——Little Sock’s IQ is less than 2.50get√

——There is no lower limit for cats to get if they are stupid.√

——The correct posture for beating little socks get√