You can't afford to be a cat man!

The dumplings on New Year's Eve were quickly cooked and brought out. Li Yan couldn't stand the smell. He raised his head from the sofa and kicked away the little sock that was still combing his tail, looking forward to it. The hostess serving the dumplings wagged her tail.

The hostess gave him a sidelong glance, seeing the little glove pursing her mouth as if she was swallowing saliva, she couldn't help squinting her eyes and smiling, and brought three small bowls: "It's a happy new year, each cat can eat two A dumpling and a noodle."

Dumplings represent money, and noodles are strings of money. The hostess first served Mao Nika and Little Socks, and then fumbled on the plate for a long time before picking out the two largest dumplings and putting them in Li Yan's bowl.

——Aww, mistress, you are so kind to me, I will never insult your naming level again!Li Yan, who was finally fed, wagged his tail very hard. When the small bowl was placed in front of him, he couldn't wait to sink his head down, sticking out his tongue and teeth at the steaming dumplings.

In the next second, his tongue quickly retracted, Li Yan rolled his eyes from being burned, stuck out his tongue, puffed up his cheeks and tried to blow upwards.

The hostess wanted to laugh a little, but she quickly suppressed it, and poked her head over to take a closer look at his little pink tongue, but she couldn't see anything from the surface, so she had no choice but to say: "Don't eat it, I'll blow it off for you." .”

As she spoke, she was about to reach out and pick up the small bowl again. Li Yan didn't care about the pain on his tongue, and hurriedly grabbed the small bowl with two small paws, holding on to the small bowl with scalded tears, while drying his tongue. Protest vaguely to the hostess: "Woo! Woo~"

The hostess really laughed now, and wanted to say something, but when the hostess in the kitchen called her to help, she rubbed Li Yan's head, got up and left in a hurry.

Li Yan, who felt that he had achieved a phased victory in the ration defense battle, was quite happy, and when he felt his tongue no longer hurt, he began to blow hard on the hot dumplings.

After blowing for two or three mouthfuls, he couldn't hold back the churning of his stomach. He carefully touched the tip of the dumpling with the tip of his tongue to the top exposed corner of the dumpling. Feeling the temperature drop, he took a small bite.

This bite only covered the dumpling skin, so he couldn't taste any flavor. Li Yan babbled his mouth and bit the dumpling one by one, so that he could eat the meat inside. between blooming.

He squinted his sapphire blue eyes for a long time and thought about it for a long time. After rolling happily on the sofa twice, he felt that he had rolled too far away from the ration, and was likely to be snatched away by bad guys like Cat Nika and Little Socks. He ran back in a hurry and continued to blow on the minced meat.

So happy, the dumplings stuffed with refined meat are so delicious!Li Yan slowly savored the aftertaste bit by bit, maintaining the frequency of rolling around twice after taking a small bite, eating a dumpling for more than 5 minutes.

After he finished eating a dumpling, he found that the cat Nika next to him had already cleaned up his own bowl. At this moment, he turned his head to look at his small bowl, and his golden pupils shone with a cold light and greed.【 Li Yan Brain Supplement].

Li Yan, who had just rolled to the position of a week and a half, hastily turned counterclockwise, rolled back three or two times, grabbed the small bowl into his arms, and gave Mao Nika a vigilant sideways glance.

Just like this, he still felt unsafe. After all, there was a big gap between him and Little Sock in terms of force value. If the big cat came to grab it directly, he would have no chance of winning at all.

Li Yan simply opened his mouth wide, wanting to pick up the dumpling in one bite, turn around and run away, but the dumpling that the hostess picked for him was a bit bigger, so he opened his mouth desperately, but he could only bite the first half.

Li Yan simply bit it hard, wanting to swallow the half in his stomach first, but halfway through the bite, his teeth hit something hard.

Considering that his teeth were bitten when they were about to close, the thickness of the thing should be very thin——Li Yan froze, and instantly filled his mind with a very horrifying scene—could it be that the hostess chopped it up? When making dumpling stuffing, you chopped a piece of your fingernail into it?

He shivered, and hurriedly spat it out, "Pah, pee, pee." After looking down, he found that it was a small silver-white dime.

Isn't this the little gift that the hostess said would bring good luck for a year?Li Yan's mood suddenly changed from horror to surprise. To think that two of the hundreds of dumplings in the three plates were picked out for him, and he could even eat coins. This lucky value is simply off the charts!

But immediately he thought that this coin would not only bring a year of good luck, but also a year of washing dishes. Li Yan silently looked down at his little furry paws, and took out the coin , stuffed it into the crack of the sofa, and ate the remaining dumplings as if nothing had happened.

He was almost full, at least his stomach was no longer screaming, Li Yan lay on the armrest of the sofa and focused on watching TV.Of course he wouldn't drool watching the little sheep when he was full of food and drink. Li Yan was transferred to CCTV 1 to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

As a cat, he has no access to the calendar, and Li Yan has never cared about what year and month it is, until he saw the Spring Festival Gala on the New Year's Eve - he has no impression of watching songs and dances, but the sketch cross talk It's all the same old stuff.

Li Yan was slightly startled, feeling that this should be at least five years ago when he was hit by a car in his last life, and maybe even earlier, so he couldn't help stretching out his hand to scratch Curly's ear.

He was stunned for a long time before he felt that he was really making a fuss. Let alone five years ago, even if he was born 100 years ago after he turned into a cat, it would have no effect on his current life at all.

Li Yan knows a lot of things in his mind. He wants to become a person and has the idea of ​​seizing the opportunity to start a business and make a fortune. But for a cat, he is very satisfied with his current life. He has a mother, a brother, and a summoned beast. The hostess is cute and the hostess is stupid and cute. I don't know how comfortable the little life is.

He was just surprised for a while and then put the matter aside. Li Yan raised his claws to change the channel in a bored way. He was looking forward to the sketch cross talk when he watched the Spring Festival Gala.

Soon the hostess and hostess finished their work in the kitchen. They came to the living room with two dishes each. CCTV.

Li Yan raised his head and yawned. He felt that sleeping in the cage during the day would not be of any help to the New Year's Eve vigil. Seeing that the little sock next to him was still drinking dumpling soup energetically, he was already sleepy.

...Wait, dumpling soup?Li Yan jumped up all of a sudden, and jumped into the small bowl of the little sock. Sure enough, he saw that there was half a bowl of dumpling soup in it. He turned his head to look at his own small bowl, and there was nothing in it.

He immediately touched the back of the hostess's hand with the small bowl in his mouth, and the hostess scooped up two spoonfuls for him, and said helplessly, "I can't eat it. I've given you so much tonight. If you eat any more, you'll get fat."

Li Yan sucked up the soup with three or two blows, and instead of making trouble with the hostess, he jumped to the floor, wagging his tail and squatted on the instep of the hostess.

The male owner has always been ignored by his own cats. Since he scared the little sock with a throwing cannon last time, the little sock hides when he sees him. look at him.

At this time, Li Yanyi acted like a spoiled child, the host was really flattered, excited, while the hostess was not paying attention, he stuffed several pieces of big fish and meat under the table.

Under such frequent feeding, Li Yan was already full in less than half an hour. He immediately ruthlessly abandoned the male host who was still in a state of agitation, got off his feet, and rubbed it on the carpet. The oil on the two front paws when holding a piece of meat.

The male owner felt a light on his feet, looked down and found that the little glove had already walked away with a glamorous and noble catwalk, and he didn't turn his head to wave to him affectionately to say goodbye.The corner of his mouth twitched, and he reluctantly picked up a large piece of chicken with his chopsticks and put it by his feet, trying to lure the cat back.

Li Yanzheng didn't even look at the piece of meat, but Mao Nika slipped over and stopped not far from the chicken, as if hesitating whether to eat the meat at the risk of being caught by that strange man.

After a long time, facing the overjoyed and encouraging eyes of the male master, she rushed over like a hungry tiger, picked up the chicken in one bite, and quickly evacuated from the danger zone.

The male protagonist who was abandoned twice in succession: "...qaq"

After eating, Li Yan wanted to sleep even more. He tried to pull himself together, thinking that he must find something to do for himself, so he simply ran to lift the little socks.

Little Sock was still sticking out his tongue to lick the dumpling soup cherishingly, when his head was suddenly pressed into the soup by someone's paw, he raised his head with an angry face full of soup, when he found out that the villain who made trouble was his own younger brother , and withered in an instant.

——The other party's Foshan Wuying kick is really too powerful, he really can't stand it!Little Sock couldn't help sticking out his tongue to lick the dumpling soup on his face, tearfully pushed his little bowl to Li Yan with his claws: "Meow~"

——I’ve made a confession for you, please don’t scratch or hit, the key is not to kick qaq, his face is still burning hot and painful!

Li Yan looked at him for a long time with a subtle and complicated expression, then rolled his eyes towards the sky, and heard the hostess say strangely: "Why do we almost eat the dumplings, and we didn't even get any small coins? Is it because you refused to make them after you ate them?" Housework, secretly hidden?"

The male host was even more strange: "No, really not, did you forget to put the coins in?"

The hostess smiled: "Then let's make an agreement, whoever eats the coins and hides them will not only wash the bowls for one year, but also sweep the floor for the next year."

They both thought that the other party hid the coin, and they both smiled happily and connotatively. No one noticed that Li Yan silently poked the coin into the gap again with his nails.