You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan said he was swimming in the water, but his lung capacity has been poorly calculated since he was a child. He buried his head in the water, and within a few seconds he had to struggle desperately to raise his head to breathe.

But after finally mastering the new skills, of course, it takes a lot of energy to show off in front of the hostess. Li Yan swam three laps in the big basin, and had to stop five times to catch his breath to rest .

He finally finished swimming, and felt that he had accomplished a feat. He was so tired that he was panting heavily, but he was so happy that he shook the wet cat fur and blinked at the hostess: "Meow~"

Li Yan originally thought that the hostess would be so excited and crying like a stupid mother who won the child's first award when she saw that he could swim for such a long time on the first day he learned to swim by himself. Unexpectedly, the hostess stared at him from scratch. At the end, the expression was extremely subtle, and he hesitated to speak several times, and he held back what he wanted to say.

He looked very puzzled, but he didn't know that the hostess endured a lot of pain when she couldn't laugh - she felt that the second son worked so hard to show off to him for praise, if he laughed, it would be too cruel, but if he didn't laugh, it would be too difficult.

When she endured the belly cramps from laughing, she also thought about whether she should tell the truth to Little Gloves, but when she met the other party's big royal blue eyes full of expectation, she couldn't bear to say the words.

The hostess wondered if she would take a picture of his majestic swimming with her mobile phone next time, and then showed it to the little glove. The second son is so smart, he must be able to understand her good intentions immediately.

Thinking of it this way, the hostess completely relaxed, and slapped Li Yan who was panting non-stop until her palms hurt, and she finally gave him a good slap.

Li Yan smiled and grabbed her hand, and was lifted out of the bathtub. The hostess wrapped him in a big blanket, wiped off the water drops, and then took a hair dryer to blow his hair.

This treatment is really good, Li Yan rolled around in the blanket, and after the hair was dried, he felt light and warm all over, and couldn't help shaking his head coquettishly.

The whole body is covered with the soft and light fragrance of cat bath liquid. Since the cat Nika also uses the same bath liquid for bathing, Li Yan feels that he smells like his mother.

He was very happy to watch the little sock holding the hand of the hostess, struggling to death, and finally being gently put into the bathtub in vain.

Little Sock was terrified. Just now, my younger brother was eaten into the mouth by this monster with a big mouth, and he struggled for a long time before being rescued by the hostess—and after being rescued, his body was covered with the monster’s saliva—this fate is sincere It's too miserable, he doesn't want to repeat the same mistakes at all, okay? ! qaq It's a pity that the hostess is ruthless and unreasonable, even if he struggles continuously, she still throws him into the water.The hostess gently pinched his neck with one hand, and gently picked up the water to wash his back with the other hand. By the way, she glanced at Li Yan, who was next to him with a happy expression: "Condom, be careful of catching a cold after taking a bath, go back Go to sleep on the cat's bed for a while, and when mom finishes bathing my brother, I will give you a small comb to comb his hair."

Li Yan felt that he had not fallen to the point where he would be easily bought by the little comb, so he squatted on the instep of the hostess and refused to walk, which made the hostess promise to scratch his belly after brushing him. Satisfied, he just turned around and walked away on catwalks.

After 10 minutes, the hostess wrapped Lu Xingyuan, who was having fun in the water, in a blanket and carried him out, put on diapers, cleaned him up, put him in the baby stroller, thought about it, and went upstairs to find Li Yan.

Li Yancai refused to be obedient and slept obediently. He was shaking his head left and right with the tip of the tail of a toy mouse in his mouth. He suddenly heard the mistress's footsteps going upstairs, and he quickly got down on the cat mat and huddled up. Press the toy mouse under the belly.

When the hostess opened the door and came in, she saw the little glove lying on the cushion and snoring happily, with a serene expression like a cat descending to earth.She smiled happily and contentedly, and then saw a long mouse tail protruding from the edge of the opponent's belly.

The hostess: "... ==" Damn the brat who dared to secretly play and pretend to be sleeping, it's a waste of emotion.

With a blank expression on her face, she picked up the cat mat and the little bastard who was pretending to be sleeping on the cat mat, went all the way downstairs, put the mat next to the stroller, and said to the little son with fingers: "I'll give your elder brother a bath Go take a bath, play well with your second brother."

This is also a sequela of keeping cats for a long time. The hostess habitually talks to herself to the three cats and her son who can't understand human language for a while. She glanced at her own words and her ears trembled. The trembling little gloves, then went into the bathroom again, ravaged the little socks that had been tortured to death by the hot water.

Li Yan heard the screams of the little socks coming from the bathroom, and quietly opened his eyes a little, looked around and saw that there was no one there, then got up, and continued to have fun all over the floor with the tail of the mouse in his mouth .

Xiao Budian looked at him curiously with his fingers in his mouth, and imitated Li Yan's appearance, shaking his head and wrestling with the toy mouse. In fact, he was unilaterally torturing the defenseless mouse. Attracts attention.

He didn't realize at all that he was imitating himself, instead he squinted at the other person with a look of contempt—what kind of stupid move was this for some reason, so stupid as hell.

Li Yan felt that he had an absolute advantage in IQ. Seeing that he put his finger in his mouth again, he stood on his hind legs, and his front legs grabbed the edge of the stroller to stabilize his body. Stunned.

The little one had drool all over his fingers, so he wiped it on the bib, and stuffed his fingers into his mouth with only gums.

"..." Li Yan pushed him away again, and he blinked his eyes and stuffed them again. One person and one cat repeated the action four times tirelessly. Finally, Li Yan became impatient and showed his fangs to the little one: "Meow!" Another finger will eat you!

Facts have proved that he was too harsh on a milk doll who didn't even master the native human language. Lu Xingyuan didn't know what the meaning of this hairball was. Instead, he was very happy to imitate his cry, and his mouth grew into an "o "Type: "Aww!"

Now as long as he opens his mouth to make a sound, he will spit out along with it. Fortunately, Li Yan has long been remembered after being sprayed many times. He took two paws to cover his face in advance, trying to block the powerful weapon sprayed by the other party. offset.

It's a pity that his two paws are slightly smaller, but his face is slightly bigger. Li Yan covered his eyes, wiped his face silently, rolled his eyes, and simply rushed forward, wiping all the saliva on his face to the little one. The bib is on.

With a subtle vengeance in mind, he wiped his face carefully with the other party's bib, wanting to spit back, puffing up his cheeks and feeling that he is as knowledgeable as an adult and a kid, and seeing who drools Too much behavior is boring enough.

I don't know if it's the painting style of all cats in the world, or if after becoming a cat, he eats and drinks well and only worries about his out-of-control weight every day. Recently, Li Yan feels that he has become more and more naive.

With a solemn face, he took a closer look at Lu Xingyuan's soft bun face, poked it lightly with the meat ball, and solemnly told himself that in the future, he would never, never get to know a child who was still breastfeeding, and that the other party's age was even worse than that of a bear. Children are not even counted, at most they are just bear buns, he must have a lot of adults...

Li Yan was still doing self-hypnosis in a serious manner, when he saw Xiaobudian took a deep breath, thinking that he was going to spit out a big mouthful with all his strength, he couldn't help but turn pale with fright, and pulled his bib to pull his lower half All faces are surrounded.

He was serious on this side, while Lu Xingyuan on the other side had been brewing for a long time, opened his mouth and let out a big yawn, a snot bubble blew out from the small nostril on the left, and it burst with a slight "poof".

"..." Li Yan stared at the little snot that was a little bigger than his fingernail for a while, and after realizing it, he raised his paw anxiously and pulled his ear.

——Damn it, why did he react so slowly, he should have poked it off with his nails just now!Li Yan, who failed to play the bubble poking game, was depressed for a long time, and couldn't help touching the tip of his nose with a meat ball: "Meow~" Blow one more, please! Little qaq looked blankly at his furry paws dangling in front of his eyes, and instinctively opened his mouth to bite, so frightened that Li Yan quickly retracted his paws.

He imagined a horrible picture of his paws being covered with the other party's saliva, and he couldn't help shivering, he didn't dare to continue, got off the baby's pram, and continued to wrestle with his toy mouse.

The little one didn't bite his paw, so he didn't cry, Le Zizi stuffed his fingers into his mouth again, and sucked them vigorously.

"..." Li Yan discovered this situation after playing for three seconds, rolled back silently, stretched out his claws to try to pull his hand away, but after a pause, he felt that going on like this was not the way to go.

It is a very bad habit for babies to eat their fingers, and they must find a way to correct it.Li Yan's eyes turned around on his stroller, and seeing several colorful little bells hanging on the top of the cover, he touched the biggest pink bell closest to the little one with his paw.

——From the pink-blue stroller, pink-white baby clothes, and even the largest bell, you have to choose pink, you can see that the male owner is very serious about raising a beautiful daughter.

The little boy's attention was indeed attracted by the jingling bell, he held his left index finger in his mouth, and stretched out his right hand to grab it, but unfortunately the height was not enough, so he pulled his index finger out of his mouth in a hurry, and stretched his hands upwards, Ten short, chubby little fingers moved up and down in the air, calling out with a small milky sound of "babbling".

This is how to be good, Li Yan lifted his paw and touched the back of his head in satisfaction, and poked his nose to see if he could blow out another snot bubble.