You can't afford to be a cat man!

The little one who was too stupid to be stamped by Li Yan was able to sit steadily on the bed when he was six months old. Li Yan's favorite thing to do has changed from putting flower petals on people's faces to running from a distance Come over and throw yourself into each other's arms.

——Following the impact of running and swooping, he was able to knock Lu Xingyuan off balance and fell on the soft cushion. In the next 5 minutes, Li Yan could lie on the side and admire him "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Screaming, waving the chubby arms and short legs trying to sit up from the bed in a funny scene.

Every time the hostess lifts her youngest son up and makes him sit, as long as she loses sight of her with a wrong eye, and then turns her head, she will find her son lying on the bed struggling to remember, while the second son squats aside and blinks his eyes. look.

Bear boy, how can you be so bearish?Every time she saw this scene, she felt very helpless.This time I went to the toilet, and when I came out of the bathroom, I found that the little one was lying on his back on the bed again, thrashing non-stop.

She walked over to help her son up, poked a finger on Li Yan's forehead, and reprimanded with a straight face: "If you bully your brother again, you won't have dinner tonight."

Li Yan, who had just had a full lunch, had no sense of crisis at all. He scratched his bulging belly with his paws, rolled comfortably on the bed, and stretched out his paws to push the little one back to lie flat on the bed.

After he finished his bad deeds, he licked the meatball, and even blinked innocently at the mistress.

"Wait, you don't have any share of the cow's brain at night." The hostess lifted him up with one hand and hugged her son with the other. "The weather is fine today, mom will take you out for a walk."

It was completely warm outside, and there was a large garden square two streets away. Li Yan wanted to go for a long time, but unfortunately, he had to pass the villa where Alfred lived.

His father told him that the outside world was very dangerous. With his clumsy IQ, he was careful to go out to play and was abducted and sold, so he refused to let him go out.

Most of the time, Al spends his time lazily basking in the sun on the wall of the entrance. Even if he is not there, he will assign a large group of cute dogs to guard the gate. When he encounters a white furball that looks like his ears, he will bang. go back.

Li Yan was chased and bitten by a stupid Teddy with curly hair more than once, which made him extremely angry who positioned himself as the "beautiful tomcat who conquered the Tibetan mastiff".

Li Yan explained to his father several times with a bitter face, saying that he was so smart that he was a strange flower among cats.Helpless, Alfred didn't know why he decided that he was out of his mind and wouldn't let him go out unless he was allowed to go out.

——Knowing that even Nika the cat has found such a male cat, she can only spend her free time in the residential area every day. Li Yan didn't know that she should be grateful that her mother was persecuted more than himself It took a lot longer, and it should be depressed in Al's heart, his IQ is actually on the same level as Cat Nika and Little Socks.

In any case, with the hostess leading him this time, he can go to the garden square to play in a fair manner.Li Yan lay on the roof of the stroller, wagging his tail happily all the way. When he passed Al's villa, he even yelled several times at the window of the family.

It's a pity that Al wasn't at home, not even the curly-haired Teddy who bullied him several times, and there was a white-haired Bichon Frize and an ugly American bully lying on the gate of the community.

Li Yan pondered for a while, thinking that the Tibetan mastiff he raised was ugly enough, and he must not judge a dog by its appearance, so he specially waved his paw several times in a very friendly manner at the bully dog.

The bully dog ​​was not at all excited about being treated preferentially, so he raised his eyelids and glanced at him, before spitting on the ground listlessly.

"..." Li Yan, who was nakedly despised, made a note of him in his heart, thinking that one day he must bring Dasha to visit, no matter where this bully and that teddy are hiding , must be turned out to give them some color to see.

The hostess didn't see the little tricks between cats and dogs. Sitting in the stroller, the little one looked at the hanging tail of Li Yan sitting on the top of the buggy, stretched out her hand to grab it, and stuffed it into her mouth. inside.

——Damn, even you came to bully me.Li Yan pulled his tail back angrily, poked his head down from the edge of the roof, and grinned at him to express his dissatisfaction.

It's a pity that the roof was too slippery, and his head was too heavy. Li Yan fell headfirst, and fell into the stroller with a "click".

The hostess smiled when she heard the voice and looked down.Li Yan got up silently. Seeing Lu Xingyuan grabbing his tail and stuffing it into his mouth with an innocent face, he couldn't help but rolled his eyes at him, snatched his tail back again, and wiped it on the opponent's bib. Wipe the saliva on the tip of the tail.

It takes less than 5 minutes to arrive at the Garden Plaza. It is not popular now that a group of aunts gather together to dance square dances with loudspeakers, and the weather is still slightly cool, and it is not a weekend rest day, so the whole square looks deserted.

Li Yan couldn't wait to jump out of the stroller. It was rare that the hostess took him out to play alone today. He didn't have to wipe his butt for the stupid mother and stupid brother. He had to have fun to be worthy of himself.

In the middle of the square is a musical fountain that is only open at night, and there is a small pond beside it.There is always a chilly feeling near the water's edge in this season. Li Yan wanted to slip by the edge quickly, but accidentally saw a big carp swimming in the pond.

"..." He babbled and patted his chubby belly—after turning into a cat, his appetite was eaten up by chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep, but it was just a koi bigger than him, so he didn't care Woolen cloth.

Li Yan swayed away with his buttocks twisted. Five seconds later, he jumped back twice as fast as when he left, and stretched out his lushan claws to the fat and beautiful carp in the small pond.

Even if you don't eat it, you can't restrain the urge to catch a fish when you see it.Li Yan cast aside his hopeless cat instinct for a second, and then devoted himself to the game of catching fish.

Leaning forward and grabbing for several times, he failed to touch even a single fish scale. Li Yan vaguely realized that his forelimbs were too short and the ground he was on was slightly higher.

Having learned the lesson of falling from the top of the baby carriage, he didn't dare to lower his head too low. Li Yan held his head with his paws and sighed, "What's the use of such a big and heavy head? My own father still thinks you are a poor IQ."

Such a sigh really made him come up with a good idea. Li Yan turned his body and wanted to fish with his tail.As soon as the tip of his tail touched the water, he couldn't help but shuddered immediately.

Damn, the water is so cold! qaq He hugged his tail, and blew several breaths on the tip, which made his cheeks hurt. Thinking of the principle of heat generated by friction, he stretched out his paws to rub the tail with a meat ball.

It took him a while to recover, and he couldn't help but raised his hand and slapped himself—you are so fucking stupid for stretching your tail into the pond in early spring?

Li Yan's face was full of grief. He had already begun to feel that Al felt that his poor IQ was really not trying to blackmail him on purpose.

Looking at the cheerful carps in the pond, he had to admit the tragic fact that he had enough energy to fish, and returned to the stroller with his tail in his arms.

The hostess witnessed his stupidity all the way, with a look of pity and helplessness on her face, she stared ahead in silence for a long time, and then said softly: "It's okay, condoms, this is for breeding and ornamental, it's not delicious .”

In her heart, she also felt that Li Yan was amazing. Sometimes he was so smart that he didn't even look like a cat, but being stupid was also...shocking.

Whether it is delicious or not is the second thing, the key is that it is embarrassing enough. Li Yan did not accept her comfort, scratched his ears, and squatted on the mistress's instep in depression, refusing to move away.

The hostess couldn't laugh or cry, bent down and picked him up and put him in the stroller: "Condo, you are eight months older than your brother, why do you look more childish than your brother?"

As soon as he said this, Li Yan couldn't hide his sadness - it's not just eight months, it's more than enough for him to be 20 years older, but a cat's brain is really incomparable to a human's brain!

There is a lot of space in the stroller, and it doesn't look crowded when putting Li Yan on it while putting a small baby on it.Li Yan squatted down next to Lu Xingyuan's head. Seeing the other party's heartless grinning, he felt exhausted physically and mentally. He closed his chin with a meat ball, and even pulled his bib to wipe his saliva.

The hostess was afraid that the child would catch a cold again, and that the little gloves would be stupid again when they saw the carp, so she deliberately pushed the stroller around the pond, muttering, "May I pick a beautiful little red flower for you to wear the condom?" Tried to divert his attention.

It's a pity that Li Yan is obviously still holding grudges, holding the edge of the baby carriage, and staring angrily at the direction of the pond for a long time.How much he wishes he had a map in his hand at this time, so he must make a key mark here, and in summer he will come to catch all the fish in the pond.

——But it seems that the water in this pond is very deep. If you really want to take revenge, you must either practice swimming hard, or train Dasha to practice swimming hard as a jet ski.

Li Yan rubbed his chin and thought about it for a long time, and finally felt that it was more reliable to rely on himself - although his ability to hold his breath was clumsy, compared with Dasha's ability to learn, it didn't seem so hopeless.

Li Yan felt a little more comfortable after habitually hacking his stupid IQ in his mind. He stretched his waist, found a larger space, and pushed the small diaper and spare bib to the side. The body came to plan to sleep.

Xiaobudian reached out and groped around for a long time, touched his fluffy tail, "ahoo" and bit it.

Li Yan didn't get angry this time, he raised his paw and poked his chubby cheek in a bored way, and couldn't help thinking about it—if all the carp in the pond were as stupid as this guy, they would be able to use their tails in summer Did you catch a lot of fish?