You can't afford to be a cat man!

After Lu Xingyuan grew up to the age where he could crawl all over the bed, Li Yan gradually felt that the little one became more fun and interesting.

The other party is in the developmental stage of vigorous energy and strong learning ability, and he is willing to imitate what other people do. Li Yan deliberately made some stupid moves to attract him several times, and then looked at the foolishness of others and just stood aside hahaha happy.

The hostess went out to buy groceries, and the little boy sat on a large blanket with his mouth full of saliva, holding a golden rubber duck in each hand, and showed it to Li Yan happily: "Ah———"

This is a small thing that the host took him out shopping yesterday and bought it, and it will make a crisp whistle when you pinch it hard.Li Yan was not interested in the rubber duck, so he casually grabbed two red dates in the fruit plate with his paws, and threw them towards the opposite side.

The jujube was thrown out, bounced on the bedside table, and rolled to the ground.The little boy followed suit, and threw the things in his hands forcefully.

The rubber duck was much heavier than the jujube, and his strength was not as strong as Li Yan's. Instead of being thrown on the bedside table, the duck fell in front of Li Yan.

Li Yan showed a proud expression of "You've been fooled" to the little one, picked up the duck without saying a word, jumped off the bed and ran to the cat nursery, and stuffed the winning prize under the cat mat.

This trick is still learned from tourists being stolen by monkeys. Some tourists will try to throw things, hoping that the monkeys will imitate and throw their hats down.It's a pity that the little one is obviously not as smart as the monkeys in Wutai Mountain, so he just threw the duck away in a foolish way.

After Li Yan hid the duck, he went back to the master bedroom, and saw the little boy moving his chubby arms and short legs back and forth, crawling all over the bed, flipping in the blanket blankly.

When he saw Li Yan came back, he made a pinching movement with his fingers, babbling non-stop, as if asking him where the yellow thing that made a sound when he saw it went.

The other party was so stupid that he, the winner, had no sense of accomplishment at all.Li Yan squatted down nearby, and touched his forehead with a meat ball—the cat among cats bless you, and get through the two veins of Ren and Du in terms of IQ as soon as possible, this is really worrying.

"Ahhh!" Lu Xingyuan opened his mouth wide, slapped his paws with a disbelief, and tried to lift the blanket under his buttocks to see if there were any ducks underneath.

"..." Li Yan silently watched him trying in vain to lift the blanket until he was out of breath, blushed and his neck was thick. No matter how hard he tried, the blanket under his buttocks did not move at all. He realized once again what is meant by "IQ is the primary productive force".

He pushed the little one aside from the blanket, lifted the blanket up easily, and shook the empty blanket at him innocently: "Meow~" Your duck is gone~ It's gone~ Little boy smashed He smashed his mouth, grabbed his tail, pulled him in front of him, lifted his arm and lifted his tail, looking around for where the duck was hiding.

Seeing that he was about to stick to his body looking for lice, Li Yan put the tip of his tail on his forehead and pushed him away in disgust.

At this time, Little Sock came back from outside with a little rusty bell in his mouth. He had been playing crazy outside these days, and he would only go home obediently when it was time to eat.

Seeing that his body was rubbed dirty and his paws were covered with mud, when he was trying to climb onto the bed, Li Yan took the opportunity to sweep his brother off with his tail, and flipped over the little sock along the way. A blank stare.

——The sheets are new, so don't come here and spoil them.Li Yan felt that as a member of the family, it was necessary to protect the family property, and he must not let the little sock be ruined. He was obliged to guard against letting the other party go to bed before the mistress came back and grabbed the little sock to take a bath.

Little Sock was attacked for no reason, looked up at Li Yan, felt that his brother didn't look angry, so he didn't take it seriously, and continued to climb up the bed - the next second he was whipped again by the other party , Little Sock is a little annoyed now.

——It’s a pity that I went out to play and brought you back a small gift!He spat out the little bell he picked up from the garden with two "bah bah" sounds, and struggled to crawl towards the bed, vowing to rush up and have a good fight with Li Yan.

It's a pity that Li Yan was on the bed and he was under the bed. The cunning enemy took advantage of the situation, threw the little toys down from the bed one by one, and launched a brutal air attack on him.

Li Yan looked at the little sock being smashed to the ground, and found it quite amusing. He threw away the toys that were not much to wait for, and wanted to spit down again, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was too unkind, so he had to give up regretfully.

The little sock waited for all his offensive weapons to be thrown down—Li Yan was silently staring at the little guy who crawled over and looked down beside him, considering whether to throw down this heavyweight bomb—he breathed a sigh of relief. Claws rubbed his hit forehead, made a face with his tongue sticking out at Li Yan above, and turned around, facing Li Yan with his butt, brewing a "fart".

The idiot actually wanted to fart at him, didn't he know that biological and chemical weapons are prohibited by international conventions?Li Yan jumped off the bed unceremoniously, and kicked Little Sock's upturned butt hard.

He was proud of hearing his brother's screams, and suddenly felt a chill down his back, and when he looked up, he saw that the little one was eager to try and even imitated his jumping action, and he had already crawled to the edge of the bed and was half-hanging.

Damn, you must not do stupid things!Li Yan was taken aback. Although the bed wasn't too high, it would probably hurt if he fell off. This guy was already stupid, and the damage to his IQ would be even greater if he fell on his head.

He made a quick decision and pulled off the crooked little sock that was clutching his buttocks and wanted to run away.As soon as Li Yan pressed his brother to the ground, the little boy rolled off the bed and sat down on Li Yan and Xiao Sock.

Li Yan was so suppressed that he rolled his eyes, thinking that he stole two toy ducks from you, and he didn't want to return them. Your revenge came too fast and too hard, right?

He pulled the little sock over because he was afraid that the little one might not be able to hit him just right. He didn't think that the little boy had a good headshot, but he fell on two cats at the same time, but he accidentally hit the little sock to help him share the burden. half the pressure.

Li Yan struggled to get out from under the little ass, seeing his brother being smashed and sticking out his tongue, thinking that he was forced to come here by himself and suffered an indiscriminate disaster, he grabbed the two fronts of Little Sock very loyally Claws, pulled him out forcefully like pulling a carrot.

After the little sock got out of the sea of ​​misery, the first thing he did was not to express his gratitude to Li Yan, the lifesaver, but to show a fearful expression to the little one who had performed the stunt of Mount Taishan, and put the rusty little bell in his mouth like a dog. The opponent's chubby hand.

"..." Li Yan's expression became extremely complicated for a moment. He knew that his brother was a coward, but he didn't expect to be so cowardly. He compared a meatball to the little sock to express endless contempt.

The little sock just ignored him, and graciously came forward to wag his tail vigorously for the new boss to show off his cuteness, and even rolled his front paws into a ball, and hammered the little one's shoulders like a dog: "Meow meow~" If you have any orders, just say !

Pussy rape!dog leg!Lost the face of thousands of cats!Li Yan let out a "Pooh" in contempt, thinking that this would be good, at least to coax Little Socks to stop eagerly wanting to climb into bed.

The little one had two cats as pads, but he was not hurt by the fall. He grinned foolishly for a while before he felt a little pain in his butt. He rubbed it with his hands, grinning to prepare for feelings, and was ready to howl at any time.

Little Sock hurriedly went over to see what was going on with the boss, and the little one cried for the first time. Seeing a dirty gray slap in the face, he choked back his crying and pushed him away up.

He usually couldn't tell the difference between Li Yan and the little sock, but now that the little sock was so dirty, the little guy instinctively felt that this furry weird guy was ugly and crying.

He pushed the little sock, who was eager to serve him with a passion, away in disgust, and crawled forward to Li Yan's side, curled up on his stomach, and smashed his head on his belly It was only then that she started to cry again, and she hugged him and wept loudly.

Li Yan, who was used as a pillow, lay on the ground very calmly, flicking his tail, silently thinking about why the creatures around him are so stupid. Of course, the little socks are weird, and crying like a little one is still worth it. It's also the first time I have to pick a time.

However, the white and fat milk dolls formed into a ball, clinging to his side and crying non-stop, which made Li Yan feel pity for him for ten seconds, and reluctantly rubbed his sore buttocks with his tail.

He felt that he was really kind to this brat, and even after being smashed like this, he was willing to rub the butt of the culprit with virtue. Li Yan was almost moved by his selflessness and greatness, and he gave himself 32 praises in his heart.

But it's not just the little one who fell off his butt that needs to be comforted by Li Xiaoangel Yan, but also the little sock whose glass heart was broken because of being rejected by the boss.

He didn't understand why the little master suddenly had such a big difference in his attitude towards himself and his younger brother. After staring at the front for a long time, he also went to Li Yan for comfort.

It's a pity that Li Yan's belly is only this big, and it is completely occupied by the little head. The little sock walked around Li Yan but couldn't find a space to put his head down.

He "meowed" on the side for a long time, but he didn't see the other party give up his seat. He was quite annoyed—you have been holding my brother and crying for so long, and you still haven't let go. Have you been waiting for you in line for a long time without seeing me?

After the little sock was rejected, he felt a similar subtle love-hate relationship with the little one, and when he got impatient, he simply pushed him away.

Lu Xingyuan was crying hard, and when he was interrupted, he rolled into a ball with the little sock, rolled up his little hands against the little sock and threw it at the opponent's face, and shouted to cheer himself up: "Ahh—"

Not to be outdone, Little Sock roared back with bared teeth: "Meow!"

Li Yan held his chin and watched with interest—he understood why the hostess was so excited every time he saw him fighting with Little Socks. From the perspective of a bystander, it was really funny.