You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan's little life was very comfortable. On the first day and the second day, he still remembered that when the hostess opened the door to check his situation, he lay on the mat and pretended to be asleep with a weak face, and twitched from time to time like hiccups. Emphasis on reflecting one's own weakness and weakness.

However, because it was too comfortable, on the third day, he was so busy chasing the tip of his snow-white tail that he ran around, forgetting that he had to run two steps before stopping to gasp for breath.

——Watched him holding a toy mouse about the same size as himself and running vigorously at every step—the key is that there is no rest for 3 minutes, the hostess sighed, very happy that the little glove finally recovered health and Lively and happy.

"..." Li Yan, who was released from the glass box, slammed his head against the glass wall of the incubator the moment he regained his freedom, annoyed at his own stupidity and carelessness.

Suddenly, his ears turned up all of a sudden, and he stopped smashing his head against the glass cover. He listened carefully with a serious expression on his cat's face.

——Yes, that’s right, the sound of rustling and scratching the door with nails was obviously made by Nika the cat—the big cat is now at the door of the master bedroom—the siren in Li Yan’s brain sounded all of a sudden When he got up, he raised his hind paws and touched the ground with the tip of his nails. His front paws struggled to grab the upper edge of the box, trying to climb up the box and then fall back into the incubator from the circular gap at the top.

The incubator is half a meter high. He tried his best to elongate his body, but it was only more than ten centimeters. It is really a bit difficult to complete this difficult task.Li Yan turned to imitate the posture of the gecko, sticking his whole body against the glass cover, trying to move up inch by inch.

He climbed half a centimeter high and then fell down. Li Yan stared at his soft fleshy ball with hatred, and began to hold his head and recall the physics knowledge he had learned in his previous life.

It happened that the balcony was behind the master bedroom. Through the glass, Li Yan saw that the master was hanging clothes on the small suction cups on the wall. The clothes were too wet and the suction cups were not very sticky. Even the clothes and the suction cups fell off. to the ground.

The male owner went to the faucet, dipped some water in the center of the suction cup, and then stuck it firmly to the wall—the water increased the suction, and this time the suction cup was firmly fixed on the wall.

Yes, how did you forget this practical little trick?Li Yan's eyes lit up all of a sudden. He landed on his buttocks, sitting upright like a human being, with his forelimbs hanging in mid-air and his hind legs flat on the floor.This shrimp-like posture is very convenient for him to lower his head and lick his four paws. After licking them wet one by one, Li Yan starts the journey of lying on the glass again.

It is said that theory comes from reality. This time his record was a little better, and he climbed nearly two centimeters before falling with a "click" and fell on a solid buttock.

——Facing a half-meter-high cliff, is there really an essential difference between climbing half a centimeter and climbing two centimeters?

Li Yan's answer was "yes", the second fall was obviously more painful than the first fall.

When he was wondering whether he was going to die and try again for the third great attempt, the hostess had already responded to Catnica's enthusiastic call and finally opened the door before it was scratched.

"Meow——" Mao Nika jumped in the next second, and went straight to her poor son who was forced to leave home and sleep alone for three days.

Licking babies not only keeps them clean, but it's also a great way to strengthen the bond between mother and baby.The little milk cat that has not been licked by the mother cat for three days smells like the baby wheat flour it has eaten these days, and the hair on the cheeks and mouth is still covered with solidified paste. Nika the cat feels it while licking it. I seem to be hungry.

Li Yan put his face on his face, and used his paws to scratch Mao Nika's head, trying to prevent her from bathing herself with saliva, but Mao Nika hadn't seen her little son for several days, and she couldn't think about it—— It was already time for lunch, and she was indeed a little hungry - she followed her son step by step and continued to lick.

The son is so cute, and the wheat flour tastes delicious. The only thing that is not so harmonious is that the younger son keeps hiding.Mao Nika raised her front paws, pressed Li Yan with a standard mouse-slapping movement, and scratched the back of his neck.

"..." Li Yan paused unconsciously as he struggled, and turned his tail around to try to free Mao Nika's claws that imprisoned him.

Nika the Cat scratched the tip of his tail.

Li Yan, who has been fighting against the devil in his heart since just now, finally raised his paws and surrendered. He prolonged his voice happily and let out a childish "meow~", turned half of his body to let Mao Nika turn to him. Scratching his belly, his eyes narrowed happily.

The cat Nika licked for a long time and finally licked enough—mainly because she licked away the smell of wheat flour paste—she took Li Yan by the back of his neck, and carried him back to the cat breeding room.

Li Yan was drowsy from being licked at first, but was woken up by her as soon as she picked it up—he did not forget that there was a whole winding staircase between the master bedroom and the cat nursery. Nika picked him up, but Li Yan lost half of his life.

Damn, I don't want it, I want to go by myself, I beg you to go! qaq His limbs were so weak that he couldn't struggle at all, and with tears in his eyes, he could only wait for the torture to come.

When leaving the door of the master bedroom, he passed by the floor-to-ceiling mirror that Li Yan wanted to take a picture on his last expedition. The milk cat walked slowly in front of the mirror.

He finally saw the whole picture of his life. Li Yan was also covered in white, except for a pinch of fine black hair at the tips of his two ears.

It is said that when people look in the mirror, their brains will unconsciously increase their appearance by 30% to beautify themselves - Li Yan stares at the tearful milk cat with a blank expression - isn't expressionless and tearful? ——No matter how you look at it, I feel that the two black hairs on the ears are made up like he has two upside-down braids, which are simply synonymous with "retarded" and "stupid".

——With two smears of blush, I can play the role of a fool in Legend of the Condor Heroes, and she can act in her true colors.Li Yan was so shocked by the cruel facts that the whole cat was paralyzed. He didn't even respond to being beaten twice on the stairs by Nika the cat.

At this time, the little sock was able to slide off the cat mat and play in the cat breeding room. He smelled the smell of his mother and brother getting closer, so he waited at the door of the room early, and waited until the cat Nika pushed his forehead with his forehead. Opening the door, he held a pink feather that fell from the shuttlecock and handed it over.

"Meow!" Li Yan, who was warmly welcomed, slapped the feather on the ground with his paw coldly and noblely, and raised the cat's face to the ceiling angrily.

——He was not angry with Little Sock, but scolded himself for being too stupid in his heart.

——When he saw the room full of toys, he realized that he had forgotten to bring the toy mouse. qaq——Damn it, I want a mouse, I want a mouse, he wants that cute toy mouse! qaq——After experiencing so many cruel blows, he just wanted to sleep with the mouse in his arms and heal his trauma. Why didn't he even satisfy such a simple and humble wish! qaq———————————————————————————————————————————

Mao Nika didn't understand why the hostess took away her little son and didn't return it for three days. She was very nervous about the lost Li Yan, and once she found that her little son was tending to rub against the door, she would rush to him. Take it back.

After trying six times, he failed to sneak out to rescue his toy mouse under the surveillance of the big cat. Li Yan lay weakly on the mat, with his ears hanging limply on his head.

The little sock purposely circled around in front of him with the pink feather in its mouth, trying to attract his brother's attention. After Li Yan ignored him again, he rolled hard in front of Li Yan's nose, shaking his head Show him what you have in your mouth.

Li Yan stretched out his tail expressionlessly, curled up the feather with the tip of his tail, and threw it back.

The little sock rushed out like chicken blood, chasing after the feather, and stretched out its claws in an attempt to catch it.He deeply felt that his younger brother was different from himself. The little sock had been running around with this feather in his mouth for several days, and he felt that the game Li Yan came up with was more fun.

His enthusiasm for playing games is very high, but his skills are limited, and the movement of waving his claws to catch the feathers is urgent and violent. The air current brought up blows the feathers and changes the original flying trajectory, making Little Sock's capture action fail.

Little Sock didn't mind one or two failures -- on the contrary, the more he couldn't catch him, the more fun he found -- kicking off his hind legs, he stood upright, his front paws swaying in the air, one after another toward Feather claws.

Li Yan just got half a minute of quiet time alone, when he saw the little sock teasing him again with a feather in his mouth. Those golden vertical eyes, which were exactly the same as those of Nika the cat, were shining brightly, and they were filled with "ask for reason" and "please play." "The words "beg to throw a feather".

——Hmph, I'm a person of status, so you can just throw it away?Li Yan was even more depressed—the eyes of the cat Nika and the little sock were both golden, and he thought he should also be golden. It seemed that most of the white cats had golden pupils—but when he looked in the mirror The little milk cat that arrived has a pair of royal blue eyes.

Isn't this kind of warm color cool at all? The cold and noble golden pupils are obviously more suitable for a cool cat among cats like him.Now Li Yan feels heartbroken every time he sees the eyes of Mao Nika and Little Sock, so he lays down on the mat and buries his head between his two front paws, pretending to be dead.

The cat Nika, who was sleeping soundly on the mat next to him, suddenly woke up. The big cat jumped up, stared in the direction of the door, and its tail stood up.

This is the first time Li Yan has seen her panicked reaction. Sniffing his nose, he faintly smelled a special smell in the air. He shuddered. It was almost a conditioned reflex, and the hair all over his body exploded. up.

There was the sound of the door being opened downstairs, and the warm greeting from the hostess: "Hey, Xiaowen, you are here, come in quickly—oh, what is this you are holding?"