You can't afford to be a cat man!

The hostess next door had some complaints about lending her dog out to the neighbor's cat to play tricks on her. After all, she had never seen a dog being teased by a cat. It was too embarrassing for the Tibetan mastiff.

But the point is that her Dasha didn't listen to her at all. Li Yan meowed twice outside the courtyard gate, and the Dasha in the yard seemed to be crazy, lying on the door and scratching at the iron gate with his claws desperately. , And "Wow Wang" screamed deafeningly.

The hostess of the house next door couldn't resist raising her hand to cover her ears, opened the door with a helpless face, and couldn't help scolding: "I usually feed you the meat and bones, why don't you treat me worse than the cat next door?"

Dasha didn't care what she was talking about, as soon as the door opened a crack, he squeezed out with all his might, and when he could finally get his big head out, he couldn't wait to rush out.

Li Yan was standing three meters away from the gate of Dasha's house, calmly wrapped his tail around his belly, and softly called to his summoned beast.

Unexpectedly, when Dasha rushed out, he over-accelerated, and the size gap between the two sides was relatively large. Before Li Yan realized what was going on, he felt his eyes go dark, and he was hit by Dasha's head and fell to the road. In the side grass.

"..." Damn luckily, spring is here, and the green grass is popping up. It doesn't hurt too much to fall, but the 720-degree maneuver in the air requires too much professional skills, and Li Yan is dizzy He stepped on a moonwalk from the grass, and it took a lot of effort to get up.

He was dazed for a moment and didn't understand what happened. Dasha, who jumped out of the middle of the road and went far away, was also stunned. He was circling around in circles, wondering where the second brother was hiding and why he couldn't be found. What?Obviously, it seems that he saw his white hair just now?

Li Yan slapped the grass with his paws in spite of being weak, and scolded the idiot several times in his heart.It's a bit embarrassing for the summoned beast to be knocked into the air for a long time. He planned to keep his mouth shut for the time being, and when Dasha found him and rushed towards him enthusiastically, he walked out.

In this way, there is a lot of face inside, and it is not ashamed to just expose this matter lightly.Li Yan's small calculations were very loud. He considered all aspects of the situation, and the only thing he missed was his stupid IQ and eyesight.

The other party was stunned for a long time, but he didn't see him lying in the grass ten meters away. After a long while, he was not too stupid to be saved, so he sniffed to smell him.

Li Yan thought that he could find him now, but Dasha went in the wrong direction, followed the smell he left when he came, and walked all the way to his house, leaving him, the search object, far behind. later.

Li Yan: "..." Damn it, when the little brother candidate is selected to be a horse rider when he grows up, I will kick you immediately.

Dasha came all the way to the door of his house, smelling the smell of Li Yan in the house, and happily banged his head on the door, making a dull "bang bang" sound.

Little Sock just walked out with his butt twisting and catwalking. As soon as he left the house, he saw a big black dog head full of ignorance. He was shocked and squatted on the ground screaming at the top of his voice. Call for help: "Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow!"

Dasha rolled his eyes solemnly, scratched his head with his left paw, and buried his head to smell his body—this guy looks like his second brother, could it be his elder brother?

It's been too long, and now he can only remember Li Yan's appearance. He has long forgotten what Little Sock and Mao Nika looked like. Dasha still vaguely remembers that he has three younger brothers. Never seen.

When his big head lay down, Little Sock was so frightened that he didn't dare to scream, and he didn't dare to run when he wanted to run. In addition, his four short legs were so frightened that he went limp, so he shoved his head into the ground forcefully, trying to bury him. Three feet on the ground to widen the distance with him.

——Hey, this black monster is so scary qaq Mom and brother, come and save me!

He thought that he saw a white monster that hurt people yesterday, and today he was blocked by a black monster at the door. It's really bad luck, the outside world is so dangerous! If qaq asks Dasha to study further, it is estimated that his own brother will be able to pee on the spot.Feeling ashamed, Li Yan crawled out of the grass with a horrible expression on his face, and ran over in small steps.

Dasha smelled his smell getting stronger and stronger from a distance, and turned his head this way, his eyes lit up, he spread his legs and ran towards this side, his tongue stretched out: "Wow!"

Li Yan had already learned a lesson from being knocked headfirst by him, so he didn't dare to confront him when he saw this. When he rushed over, he poked Dasha's forehead hard with the tip of his tail.

This is the "don't move" command they have trained, but it has become rusty after not practicing for a long time.In addition, Dasha Mou ran towards him with all his strength, couldn't stop the car for a while, and still knocked him out.

Fortunately, Dasha caught Li Yan with a curl of his tail, and put him firmly on the ground. He backed up a few steps, ran back to the place where Li Yan had "pressed acupuncture points" and stopped, posing with a raised front The posture of the claw running forward stopped firmly.

Li Yan was barely satisfied with his performance, so he raised his head and glanced at him, and saw that although Dasha remained motionless, his eyes were shining brightly at him, and the tail behind him was trembling, as if he was forcing Resist the urge to rock hard.

Li Yan reluctantly nodded his head as a compliment, ordered him to lie down, pulled his sideburns and climbed up, sat firmly on his head, rubbed his neck with a meat ball: "Meow~"

Dasha was so happy when he was praised, he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to roll on the ground and act coquettishly, he made half of the movement of lying down on his side, but was stopped by Li Yan in a hurry—just kidding, the other party lay down and rolled, probably after getting up he would It can be pressed into meat sauce.

He manipulated Dasha with his tail to run back to find the little sock, and waved his hand at his brother in a very stylish way: "Meow!" Let's go, I will take you to ride a dog to catch fish.

Little Sock's IQ is comparable to Dasha's, but his memory is obviously better than Dasha's with a goldfish brain. He still remembers that this big black guy grew up with him, the key is that the other person is really ugly Seeing Dasha, he was so patronizing and scared that he had no intention of sharing brotherhood with him at all.

He has always been timid. Seeing Li Yan's majesty, he took a few steps back. After deliberating for a while, he finally mustered up his courage. He also climbed onto Dasha's body, and carefully leaned over to whisper to Li Yan: "Meow~ Meow~~" What is this big black guy doing?

Li Yan couldn't understand what he was talking about, and felt his ears itch from the air he exhaled, so he couldn't help scratching with his paws.

The hostess also came out pushing the baby carriage at this time, she was still a little worried, afraid that Dasha would hurt the child.

Li Yan also thought of this, and deliberately poked Dasha's forehead with his tail, leaned forward and made a "three" with his paw in front of his eyes, indicating that this is his little brother No. [-], and he cannot be bullied.

Dasha stared at the cat's paw in front of him for a long time, then looked at the pink and purple trolley with his mouth and face, and couldn't help but stretched his neck to take a look inside, and compared it with a broken heart. The size of the little one is even bigger than Li Yan's.

He originally wanted to say why the third brother didn't look like him, and he didn't want the older brother and the second brother. After comparing the size, he found that the guy who seemed to be his third brother was really the same size as the second brother.

Dasha thought he had found the common ground between the third brother and the second brother, so he calmed down in an instant, stuck out his tongue at the long-lost third brother in a friendly way, whimpered softly, and asked Li Yan enthusiastically if he would The third brother was pulled up, and he carried it together.

"..." Li Yan vaguely felt that he seemed to have misunderstood something, and looked at Dasha several times with a solemn face, seeing that he was happy and had no intention of biting, so he had no choice but to let it go.

The little boy looked at the big dog's mouth in front of him, blinked his eyes, pulled his finger out of his mouth, and slapped Dasha's forehead, pushing him away.

However, while beating the big dog, he spotted half of the cat's head protruding from the big dog's head. The little boy paused for a moment when he stuffed his fingers into his mouth, and stretched out his hand to grab Li Yan Yan's tail, I think his tail is much tastier than his fingers.

Li Yan rolled his eyes at him, thought for a while and jumped off Dasha's head, fell into the stroller, pulled out the little one's fingers with a stern face, and bared his teeth at him as a solemn warning.

The little boy grinned at him foolishly, and the chubby hand groped around in the stroller secretly. When he touched his tail, he quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and Li Yan patted the back of his hand.

He won't give up eating his fingers, and he won't let him eat his tail. It's the extreme of ruthless and unreasonable troublemaking.He pursed his mouth, hit his head on Li Yan's belly, buried his face in his long hair and pretended to cry.

Li Yan snorted coldly, decided to show him what real unreasonable trouble is, pushed his head up, pulled away a small bell hanging around his neck, hung it around his own neck, and looked at it beautifully. He shook his head, listening to the crisp sound of the bell.

——If you eat your finger once, I will grab you a toy. If you eat your tail once, you will grab two of your toys. This bad habit must be changed.

It is said that babies of this age should already have an exclusive desire for possessions, but it is a pity that the little one doesn’t care about anything except food, so he flicked the bell around his neck twice with his fingers, and felt that this shiny golden gadget must be very good To eat, he lowered his head to open his mouth wide and took a bite.

He hadn't reached the age of long teeth, and after gnawing on the bell for a long time without gnawing, he retreated with regret, and the next best thing was to gnaw on Li Yan's tail.

Damn it, the bell was confiscated and you still don't know how to reflect and repent!How dare you eat it!This time, Li Yan not only pulled his tail back angrily, but also pulled his bib, wiped the saliva off the bell, and took the rubber yellow duck on his hand, and pressed it under his buttocks.

The little one didn't respond this time, and concentrated on grabbing Li Yan's tail—he had gnawed on this yellow thing for countless times, and he couldn't move it at all. Neither tasted as good as fingers.