You can't afford to be a cat man!

The garden square is not far from the villa complex where they lived. Dasha was gone. Li Yan squatted on top of his head and pointed the direction with his tail. He was at a loss for a while, but he was still sniffing around, realizing that the second brother is now lying next to the third brother. , before relaxing, wagging his tail and chasing after the stroller.

The hostess walked slowly, pointing out the scenery for the little one, and Dasha had no choice but to take small steps, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, looking left and right to speed up, and almost threw off the little socks on top of his head.

Fortunately, the road was not long, and we arrived at the place in 10 minutes. Li Yan couldn't wait to jump out of the stroller, climbed onto the summoned beast's head again, and slapped forward with great momentum: "Meow!" Let's go!

Dasha got his command, so he let go of his girl and ran to the side of the small pond, looked down curiously at the beautiful koi in the water, showing some doubts.

This was the first time he had seen a live carp at such an age, let alone a whole pond, so he couldn't help lowering his head, wanting to take a closer look.

It so happened that a carp was half floating on the water, and when it swam to the shore, it flicked its tail very gracefully, and the splashed water fell into Dasha's eyes.

Li Yan was also following Dasha's movements, looking into the pond together, swallowing his saliva intently, suddenly felt a tremor under his buttocks, Dasha screamed, covered his eyes and backed away one after another, as if he had been greatly shocked I was frightened and jumped up and down for a long time before I managed to calm down and shouted in horror: "Wow! Wow!" That strange thing hurt me so much! Second brother qaq, you have to call the shots for me!

Li Yan: "..." I believe that with you, I can sweep the pond and beat all the fish invincibly, it's so sweet!

His expression became extremely exciting in an instant. Li Yan actually expected that Dasha would be useless, but he really didn't expect that the other party would simply be rubbed in the eyes by the splash of fish fry, and scream like a dead mother miserable.

He jumped off Dasha's head with his face, and couldn't help but kicked him hard on the calf, venting the anger in his heart.

Dasha was still squeezing his eyes hard at this time, trying to blink the water out of his eyes, he couldn't see the surrounding situation clearly, and he was even more frightened after being kicked - he didn't expect the attack range of that strange thing to be so large It’s wide, I retreated so far and I was still hit by qaq——quickly continued to retreat, and retreated to the small pavilion more than ten meters away.

He didn't stop on his own, but his hind legs tripped over the stone steps under the pavilion, he lost his balance and fell to the ground, whimpering, rubbing his hind legs with his paws and grinning in pain, his face The look of fear on his face became more intense.

——The strange thing can attack even more than ten meters away, and it seems to hurt more than when I was hit by the water. This ability is really extraordinary.

Dasha guessed that he was hit by that red monster three times in total, and the weight of each was heavier than that of the other, which was inversely proportional to the distance between himself and the opponent.He wisely guessed that the other party might have mastered some kind of mysterious long-range attack method. He was afraid that he would be beaten even worse if he ran farther, so he kept falling and lay on the ground for a while, not daring to move.

Now even the little sock couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped off his head with a look of disgust, trotted to the edge of the pond, stuck his head down, and carefully observed the underwater fish with his face almost touching the water.

Li Yan watched enviously from the side. He was as big as Little Sock's head. Considering that his body was fatter than Little Sock, it stands to reason that he should be lower and more stable mentally.

It's a pity that his balance ability is really bad, it's fine if he can't control the balance with his tail, and the proportion of the head of a cat is larger than that of a human.

After all, a cat's head can measure whether the body can pass through the gap, and the human head is obviously narrower than the shoulders-causing him to always feel top-heavy, not to mention the high-risk movement of probing down, even in normal times, the movement range A little bigger is in danger of grabbing the ground with its head.

But God is fair, Little Sock's balance ability surpasses Li Yan's, but it is obviously not as good as his brother's ability to realize the approaching danger in advance and avoid it in time.

He was curiously trying to reach out his paws to see if he could catch one of the swimming fish below. He didn’t expect the little socks to see the novelty of the fish. The fish also thought it was very interesting to see a big furry face floating on the top of their heads. .

One of the big red koi poked its head out of the water, its round mouth was like a suction cup, and it sucked onto the pink nose of the little sock with a "poor".

Li Yan was planning to fulfill his promise to fish with his tail. He had just dropped his tail into the water and was anxiously waiting for the silly fish to take the bait. When he heard the sound, he turned his head and looked, with a shocked face.

He has lived two lifetimes, and this is the first time he has seen a strange man fishing with his nose, no, what about a strange cat, this luck is simply against the sky!

Li Yan was very envious all of a sudden, especially when he turned his head to look at his own tail, which was obviously hanging in the water, but the passing fish didn't even look at it.He sincerely sighed in his heart, "God loves stupid people", "Brother Stupid must have put all his points on luck and forgot to add IQ".

Contrary to Li Yan's feelings of envy, jealousy and hatred, the person concerned, Little Sock, didn't think he was lucky at all. Before he realized what happened, he felt a sharp pain in the tip of his nose, as if he had been bitten. Keep sucking his nose.

There was a palm-long carp on his nose, and the little sock almost lost his balance and fell. Fortunately, Li Yan, who was next to him, saw that he was staggering and was about to fall, so he reacted very quickly and hugged his tail with two paws.

At this time, the advantages of Li Yan's high quality and high inertia were reflected. As soon as he joined the camp of pulling carrots, he immediately helped the crumbling little sock to stabilize his body.

"Meow meow!" Li Yan counted "one, two, three" loudly to cheer himself up. When he counted to "three", he suddenly exerted strength, pulled up the little sock, and threw it behind him.

He put all his energy into breastfeeding, and deeply felt that this time he rescued the stupid brother in danger, the other party would be pleased with what he did, and he should score half of the carp he caught.

—He likes to eat fish tails!The tail is the highest!The second half is his!Li Yan triumphantly helped Little Sock divide up the spoils in his heart, only to find that the hostess ran over to catch Little Sock and the carp when he turned his head.

The hostess was very helpless. She looked at her stupid cat, which was still in shock in her left hand, and at the red carp in her right hand, which was full of energy and flicked its tail. She sighed, and put the carp away under Li Yan's grief-stricken gaze. Back to the pond.

She taught Xiongzi seriously: "This is an ornamental carp and cannot be eaten. Besides, it is also public property, so we can't take it away without permission."

Li Yan was embarrassed, and realized that he was wrong. Cats eat fish by nature, but after all, he knew these truths as a human being, so he couldn't just ignore them just because he became a cat.

He nodded solemnly to the hostess, expressing that he had been educated. When he looked down and saw the little one in the stroller staring at him drooling, he covered his eyes with his paws in embarrassment.

——Brother did something wrong, you can’t follow suit.

The little one didn't understand what he meant at all, so he wiped his saliva on his paws, and said sillyly: "Aww~"

When Dasha saw the hostess, he felt that he was backed up. Seeing that the hostess easily pinched the monster with one hand and drove him away—in fact, it was the awesome carp that defeated a cat and fell into the pond , just swam away without looking back—for a moment, I felt a sense of calmness in my heart.

He felt that with the support of the hostess, he was not afraid of anything, and he no longer lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead. He ran over, wrapped his paws around her calves, and rubbed his head against her flatteringly.

Tibetan mastiff is notoriously fierce, Dasha is a bit cowardly, not really a big dog with a bad temper, but he usually ignores people, it was okay when he was a child, and was taken back by the real owner After that, I didn't look at the hostess very much.

The hostess was quite flattered to receive such courteous treatment from him suddenly. She was still thinking about why the other party's attitude had turned so abruptly, when she felt that the little sock, which was lying quietly on her left hand, suddenly struggled. .

Little Sock was scared silly just now, but now that he came back to his senses, he stood upright in the palm of the hostess, patting his face with both paws desperately: "Meow meow! Meow meow!"

——Nose, has his nose been bitten off by a red monster! qaq——First there was a white monster, then a black monster, and now there is a red monster, this world is really cruel!

Virtue, can fish mouth suck your nose down?Li Yan squinted at him with contempt on his face, and showed a little pride.

He was popularized in his previous life that carp, like herring and grass carp, have no teeth in their mouths, but have throat teeth in their throats, which can cut or crush food.

However, seeing that Little Sock was frightened, not only did his two front paws not touch the right place, but he also slapped his face so hard that his head was shaken from side to side by the impact.

Adhering to the brotherly love, Li Yan still decided to help him. First, he jumped onto the top of the stroller, and then climbed along the hostess' clothes and arms all the way to her left wrist, crushing the two front paws of the little sock. He stopped and looked at his nose carefully.

It looks a little red, but it's the redness of the tip of the nose rather than the redness of the outer edge sucked by the fish's mouth. Li Yan suspects that it should be that the little sock was accidentally scratched by its claws when it was crackling and fumbling around just now. of.

He touched the opponent's little nose with a meat ball solemnly, and gave a "meow", indicating that your nose is still hanging on your face, don't worry.

Li Yan couldn't help but glanced sideways at the carp swimming happily all over the pond, and sighed a little depressed.

Two cats and one dog, but the loss was worse than when he came alone last time. Germany had already lost World War II with Italy. God gave him two teammates like pigs at once, which is too much. cruel.