You can't afford to be a cat man!

When Li Yan and Xiao Budian were carried out by the hostess wrapped in a big blanket, the host had already returned from the company.

He has already learned about his son's heroic performance from the hostess' loving phone call. When he saw his son, he greeted him with a blushing face. He hugged the little one from the hostess' arms, hugged and kissed and rubbed : "Daddy's baby son, Daddy loves you so much!"

Because he was wrapped in the same blanket with the little one, Li Yan, who was carried over by the way and suffered a catastrophe: "... =="

In fact, he has known for a long time that the hostess is more flirtatious than the hostess. It can be seen from the fact that this man wants to paint the room pink for his daughter who has no idea at all. This old man has a girlish pink color. heart.

Similarly, the male host loves the little one no less than the female host, but this person has a problem with his brain and is a bit machismo. Li Yan heard him whispering "strict father and loving mother" more than once with his back turned to others, When you see the little ones, you have to try your best to put on an expression of "I don't like you".

However, this person is really sick in his head, and he even pretends to be incompetent. Once he becomes emotional, he often acts aggressively towards the little one. After taking a bite, he said excitedly: "You are really a great hero of my family, you can eat it if you don't cheat anymore!"

"...=口=" Li Yan couldn't hold it back for a long time, and when he heard that he was expressing gratitude, he was able to poke his own painful foot, raised his paw and slapped him on the forehead, signaling him to hurry up and get out.

The little guy next to him couldn't stand this promiscuous snake spirit for a long time, and had been watching his movements secretly since just now. When Li Yan finally made a move, he was relieved, and the little fat hand patted the male master's head, and patted One shot was not enough. Seeing that this strange man was not afraid at all, he hurriedly took another shot a second time and a third time.

——He knew this was his father, but his father was never like this! qaq well help me!

The hostess didn't care about her man's illness, she turned her head to look at the pile of colorful packing boxes brought back by the host, and froze for a long time, "What did you do?"

Only then did the host remember, put his son and Li Yan on the sofa, rolled up his sleeves and said happily: "Oh, I answered your call and came out of the company. I went shopping all afternoon and bought a lot of toys for my son. Come."

He faced the hostess' hellish gaze, and added solemnly: "This is only part of it. I can't fit it in the car. The rest will be delivered from the mall tomorrow. Remember to sign for it tomorrow morning."

"..." The hostess shook her head, "If you had the energy to go shopping when we were dating, we could have gotten married two years earlier."

Let it go, we have only been in love for two years.The male host gave her a white look with a smile, got up and picked up the largest packing box, put it on the coffee table, took the key to remove the tape, and proudly said: "Come and see, this is the blanket I bought for my son."

This thing looks really big, and Li Yan poked his head out of the warm blanket curiously, and found that there was something folded like a dancing blanket inside.

The male host spread out the blanket slowly, took out the canopy full of toys from the box, put it on the round blanket and fixed it, and nodded with satisfaction: "I asked people, and they said that if the child doesn't I love sports, and this is just right for me to play.”

The hostess looked at this miniature tent-like thing and was silent for a while, then tentatively asked: "How many toys of this size did you buy?"

"There is a half-person-high car for the child to ride, two sets of 1000 yuan Lego bricks are not small, a wooden horse rocking chair, and a small desk and study stool, so that the son can sit on it and write and draw." Male The owner counted on his fingers, "Oh, by the way, I also bought a small trampoline that is five meters long and five meters wide."

The hostess silently glanced at Li Yan who was covering his eyes with his paws, then looked at the little one who was still gnawing his fingers in a daze, looked around the living room, and said helplessly, "Where does our house have space to put so many things?"

She faintly regretted making that phone call, and felt that the host was overjoyed, his brain was obviously not working well, and he was drunk to do such an unreliable thing.

The male host sighed: "I'm so happy. At the beginning, my family conditions were not good. I went out to work early, and I didn't finish my studies. I had to go through a lot of hardships to make some grades. Finally, my son is promising. Look at it." He is a smart person, of course I have to train him well!"

"..." The hostess' eyes turned red when he said this—this old man's glass heart would be easily shattered into dross when he thought of the past, and it was hard to say anything with his face. After thinking for a while, he pointed He said on the top of his head, "Well, anyway, the condom and socks have grown up, and the cat nursery is no longer needed. Let's transform it and use it as a toy room for my son?"

The male host thought to himself that the trick of pretending to be pitiful has been tried and tested repeatedly, and nodded repeatedly: "Okay, I listen to my wife." After a pause, he continued, "There is a Tibetan mastiff in the yard next door, and our family can't use such a large area. , Do you think it’s time for someone to dig a swimming pool so that my son can learn to swim in the future?”

"..." Didn't even learn to walk, but still want to learn to swim?The corner of the hostess's eyes twitched, and she said expressionlessly, "Don't say you're pretending to be pitiful, you just pretend to be dead, and there's no way to do this."

The two of them went upstairs while talking, leaving Li Yan squatting on the sofa in a daze with an expression of heaven and earth falling apart.His current mood is extremely complicated. Although he dislikes the cat mat being too crowded after growing up and gaining weight, he rarely goes back to sleep, but the cat nursery is the place where he was born and raised all his life, and it will be returned to the furnace soon. He was more or less reluctant to change it.

Li Yan looked at the little one who had been rolling around in the blanket just now, and now he was entangled in the blanket and couldn't stick his head out. He put his cat's paw on his cheek and meditated for a long time. Peel it off and save him.

"Four!" Xiao Budian called out, indicating that he was counting the number of times he was wrapped in blankets, blinking his eyes and waiting for Li Yan's praise.

Li Yan rubbed his head casually, curled up and lay down on the cushion to pretend to be dead, and shook his head sadly: "Meow~" Bear boy, it's all because of you, I have no home to go back to! qaq He jumped off the sofa, thinking about going upstairs to see how those two unreliable humans wanted to change the cat nursery, and when he ran to the stairs, he felt that something was wrong, turned his head and saw that the little one was connecting from the sofa. Rolled and fell down, kicked off the blanket and chased himself over.

It's summer now, the weather is hot, and the hostess is afraid that the child will catch a cold, so she didn't turn on the air conditioner or blow the fan. Before Li Yan and the little one were carried out of the bathroom, they were dragged and wiped their bodies several times, and they were already dry by now.

However, after thinking about it, Li Yan felt that it was unreliable. He was still worried that he would catch a cold easily by crawling around with his bare buttocks on the floor, so he ran back and pulled the blanket, wrapped him around a few times, and covered him tightly. real.

"Hungry meow?" Xiaobudian also seemed to see that he was depressed, raised his hand to touch his curled ears, and asked in a small voice.

He used to call the three cats in his family "Meow Meow". Since he learned how to count, he still called the cat Nika "Meow Meow" and the little sock "Yi Meow". Li Yan became "Hungry Meow".

Li Yan was deeply ashamed by this, and had to train him on the correct pronunciation of the word "two" every day, but unfortunately the other party was really unreliable, no matter how he pronounced it, he couldn't pronounce it correctly.

Xiao Budian suddenly pushed him away, lay on the ground, lifted up the blanket, revealing his soft, white and chubby belly, and patted Li Yan's belly, making a loud "papa" sound.

Li Yan glanced at him suspiciously, understood what he meant, moved his head and hesitated for a while, but still fell headfirst on his belly, and rubbed his forehead against his belly for a long time before stopping.

In the past, Li Yan used to give the little one a belly pillow when he was upset, but this was the first time he turned his head on someone's belly. Li Yan felt soft under the pillow, and his mood improved a lot.

——Raising a child is laborious and laborious, isn't it the moment when someone else takes care of you instead?Li Yan pulled himself together and leaned over to kiss his forehead.

Xiaobudian misunderstood that he took the opportunity to spit on his face again, and quickly puffed up his cheeks for a while, "Puff puff puff" counterattacked back. After three mouthfuls, he felt that he was soaked, so he shrank into the blanket and covered his head to prevent When Li Yan came back for revenge, he kept giggling all by himself.

"..." Li Yan wiped the saliva off his face expressionlessly, feeling that the emotion just now dissipated, he grabbed the boy's buttocks and slapped him twice, then ran upstairs angrily.

The hostess was standing at the door of the cat breeding room, discussing with the host distressedly: "When we brought Nika, a one-month-old cat, to us two years ago, she lived here, as did the condoms and socks. You said it was suddenly changed to a toy room, would they not get used to it?"

She opened the door and came in, and saw Nika the cat wrestling with Little Sock on the mat, and realized that this method of handling was not appropriate, after all, the little one was her son, of course it hurt her, but the three cats took a lot of weight.

The male owner thought about it, considering that if the cat can’t find a place to sleep at night, some terrible things might really happen—such as scratching the foot of the bed, jumping to the bed and looking at himself with green eyes—slowly Nodded: "Then how about this, don't we still have a floor that is not fully utilized, clean out the groceries inside, and use the whole floor for our son?"

This small bungalow has two floors, but there is a small attic on the top floor. It is four connected small rooms. They are idle and idle. They can be prepared for the little one. There are bedrooms, study rooms, and toy rooms. If he grows up If you want to learn any musical instruments, you can also prepare a piano room.

Li Yan heard the good news when he ran up, he was overjoyed, seeing that the male master was more pleasing to the eye than ever before, the anger of being kissed several times just now dissipated, he jumped up and squatted on his instep, rubbing his head against his trouser legs .

The hostess thought that there were a lot of groceries in the attic, and it would take a lot of effort to clean them out. She was hesitating at first, but she smiled after seeing Li Yan's reaction: "Okay, since Condom also thinks this is a good idea, let's do a big cleaning for your brother. Room ready for the next 20 years."

She said "the next 20 years" in a tone full of helplessness. She felt that her man was too troublesome. Seeing Li Yan nodding happily, and seeing the male master nodding happily, she had no choice but to sigh and admit it.