You can't afford to be a cat man!

The hostess silently moved a small bench and sat nearby, watching Li Yan and her one-year-old child holding a plate of melon seeds and counting—at first she just thought they were playing together, anyway, wool, bells, etc. I have played with birthday hats and melon seeds, and melon seeds are not a novelty toy.

When she was still lying on the sofa watching TV, she heard her son yelling "Sa", "Yes" and "Wu" inarticulately, which sounded like three, four, five, so she felt something was wrong, and hurriedly got up to watch.

When Li Yan happily showed her the results of teaching the little boy to count by spending three days with piles of melon seeds, when the hostess confirmed that the little boy could count from one to ten—of course his pronunciation is very good People are in a hurry, but they can't hide the fact that he counted all the numbers correctly.

The hostess was really shocked. She said that Li Yan taught the little ones to walk or recognize pictures, but they were all joking and never took it seriously.

She asked the doctor about it, and they said that it is better for the child to let nature take its course in the first stage of development early, and it is not appropriate to learn to walk too early, otherwise it is easy to form O-shaped legs.

Not to mention using the learning machine to practice pronunciation. This learning machine was originally used by two or three-year-old children, and it was given to a one-year-old baby as a bigger toy.Besides, the little one can't even call "Daddy" and "Mom", so it's really too early to learn this.

She really didn't expect that Li Yan would take it seriously and teach the little one very seriously. The key is that the little one can still learn it.The hostess was overjoyed, hugged her son and kissed her son on the forehead.

It is said that geniuses with superior intelligence can make special responses to external stimuli at a very young age.According to the observation of the hostess, her son had a special reaction to cats and food from the beginning to the end. He was just an ordinary child, and he had nothing to do with genius or anything.

She also plans to return to work after her son's first birthday, and hire a nanny to take care of one child and three cats in the family. When the little one is two years old, he will be sent to kindergarten early and let the teachers there teach him. Let him play freely, she and the master take care of the children, eat, drink and scatter, and don't interfere in the rest of the time.

But they wanted their child to develop freely, and they couldn't stop Li Yan, a guy who spends every day with the little one, wanting to train the child in advance.Early childhood education is not yet popular in this era, but before Li Yan was reborn in his last life, it was generally believed that children's potential can be stimulated at a young age, and they just got the learning machine, so they can have a try.

In order to show the hostess that the little boy is indeed sensitive to numbers, Li Yan counted out eleven melon seeds and put them on the floor in front of him, and nodded to him with a solemn face.

The little one could only vaguely count from one to ten, and was stunned when he saw the eleven melon seeds. He grabbed one and wanted to eat it, but Li Yan gave him a glare, so he had to put it down resentfully: "A snake!"

He picked another melon seed and put it together with the single one: "Hungry nine!" Then divided, "Three eight! Four seven! I six! Six me! Seven four!"

The little one can now pronounce most of the numbers accurately, and the most unclear is the second tone. His tongue is very flexible when eating, but he doesn't roll it up when he speaks. Li Yan thinks this is the inheritance of the male master. , Ya is a southerner, and she usually speaks with a big tongue.

Li Yan watched him count all the way to "Nine Hunger" and "Snake One". He nodded vigorously to the hostess who was still dumbfounded, and wagged his tail triumphantly: "Meow!"

The hostess came back to her senses and silently lowered her head to rub Li Yan's head. After rubbing for a long time, she finally recovered her voice: "It's all right if my condom is a little genius among cats, even my cub is a little genius?"

The tone was like "How could I win 500 million and I won twice? My character is so bad!" At first, Li Yan was a little complacent, but after he realized it, he rolled on the floor and made a fuss. Stop—damn it, I'm a genius among people too, I'm not only smart among a group of cats.

The hostess naturally didn't understand his little thoughts, she wondered why she was unhappy when she praised him as a genius, but she didn't think deeply, she picked up the little one and lifted him into the air to play a game of lifting up, which made him laugh non-stop.

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It was the bathing time once every two weeks. The hostess ran to Alfred's house to bring back Nika, the cat who had been staying there, and her number one henchman, Li Yan, sewed his hands on the floor from under the sofa. The screaming little sock was pulled out.

After all, Li Yan is not a real cat. Not only does he not have the excellent balance ability of normal cats, but he also doesn't hate bathing, and has a natural liking for water.

It's a pity that his ability to hold his breath has been in a hurry. It's been a year since he started to take a bath on time, but he still hasn't developed it. He has to lift his head out of breath after being buried in the water for at most three seconds.

There is another point that makes Li Yan very puzzled. Every time he swims, he can hear the hostess laughing, but every time he raises his head, he only sees the hostess standing on the side to wipe the soap for his son, with a serious face Honest and sincere.

The little one was soaking in the bathtub next to him, rubbed by his mother with a slippery towel, and the soft yellow hair on his head was wet on his forehead, forming three clumps naturally. He even touched it with his hand and counted vaguely Said: "One, hungry, three!"

Li Yan jumped from his own bathtub into his bathtub. He only wanted to rush up and braid the other party's three locks of hair, but he forgot to consider his own weight. When he jumped in, there was a big splash .

The hostess was drenched in bath water, especially her trousers were mostly wet, so she poked him with her finger helplessly: "What did you do?"

Li Yan also knew that he had caused a small accident, so he stuck out his tongue and quickly touched the water stain on her knee with his paw.

The hostess saw that his front paws were wet and was already dripping water, so she wiped herself, and got up and said, "Take care of your brother, I'm going to change clothes." She was in a special situation today, and it was too embarrassing for her pants to be wet. , I was also afraid of catching a cold, so I had to change it quickly.

The little boy was also splashed with water just now, so he wiped it with his hands indiscriminately, imitating him, trying to straighten up with the bathtub, and stepped between the two bathtubs, but was held down by Li Yan.

If he was changed to an outside room, he would stand up straight and try to stand up. Of course Li Yan would be happy, but the bathtub was too slippery, and he had just soaped up, so he accidentally fell and knocked on the edge of the bathtub. It's not okay to lose a few teeth.

The little one was pushed down by him, and sat in the bathtub for a long time, but he couldn't get up again, but he rubbed the soap foam all over Li Yan's body while struggling.

He used baby soap, which was not irritating, and it didn't hurt Li Yan if it got on it, but it was sticky and felt a little uncomfortable.

Li Yan wiped it casually, put his paw to the tip of his nose and smelled it, and found a faint milky smell, he couldn't help but glanced suspiciously at the little one, wondering why he didn't taste the smell of the fragrant soap foam this time , This is very inconsistent with the character of this kid who puts everything in his mouth when he sees it.

He also scooped up a handful of white foam with his paws, and passed it to the little boy's mouth, only to see him open his mouth reflexively, sticking out his tongue in disgust.

Li Yan knew him very well. Seeing this, he suddenly understood. He guessed that he must have secretly eaten it in the shower before.

Alas, I always feel that after this kid seems to have become smarter, he is not as fun as before.Li Yan sighed melancholy, and based on the principle of not wasting, he applied the foam from his paws to his head.

Looking at the appearance of the little boy eating meaty, it really doesn't look like he is malnourished. The hostess and hostess are also pure Chinese, with no foreign blood, but the hair on Lu Xingyuan's head is always light yellow, Li Yan thought it was because he was not old enough, but it has not improved after one year old.

Moreover, his hair is still a bit thin, not very long, Li Yan stroked his head sadly again, thinking to himself, child, what would you do if you were bald at such a young age.

While he was holding his head and fumbling around, the little one reached out to the bottom of the water and groped for a long time, finally found Li Yan's tail, overjoyed in his heart, picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth without even looking at it.

This time Li Yan didn't rush to whip his head with his tail as a warning, he turned his head to look very calmly, and even smiled at Xiao BuDian.

——When his tail was pulled out of the water, it was stained with a lot of soap foam, and the little guy spit it out after taking a bite, opened his mouth bitterly at Li Yan, and kept spitting.

You deserve it, I told you to never change after repeated admonitions!Li Yan rolled his eyes at him, and couldn't bear to think about it, so he helped wipe off the foam hanging on his lower lip.

The little one was frustrated, and wanted to act like a baby on his belly as before, but when he looked down and saw that his belly was covered with soap foam, he immediately gave up his original idea, and could only smile flatteringly at Li Yan, and walked over from the edge of the bathtub. I took out a yellow rubber duck and handed it to him, as a thank you for his help just now—the bitter thing sticks to my lips, no matter how hard I spit it out, thank you for helping me, you are the best!

The rubber duck is floating on the water, wobbling, and the big silly eyes look like the real little one.Li Yan sneered, and pushed the duck back to Xiao BuDian in disgust.

He has already passed the growth stage when he was just born, when he could not resist the temptation of a rubber mouse. Now Li Yan is not interested in this kind of childish gadgets. Thinking about this year, he first played with dogs. Playing with cars again, and now playing with children, the level of toys is really improving steadily.