You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan and Xiaobudian hadn't been soaking in the sea for a long time, and the hostess was also worried that they would catch a cold, and it would be easy to feel cold if they stayed still in the water, so she quickly carried them out.

Li Yan was wet all over because he had fallen into the water. The hostess first wiped him clean with a blanket, then tidied up the little one, took off his swimming trunks, and put on diapers.

But Li Yan is a little more troublesome. His long hair needs to be carefully taken care of. Fold-eared cats are a very precious species. It is easy to lose their hair when soaked in sea water. The hostess took out the clean water that had been prepared earlier from the trunk. Come on, wash him first, and wipe him clean again.

There was a Linhai Hotel near the beach. The hostess took him and the little one to the lobby, and borrowed a hair dryer to dry their hair. Seeing that the little one next to him was having a good time, she also gave him a blow-drying of the yellow hair on his head.

Seeing that he and Hungry Meow were being treated the same way, the little one became happy, and obediently waited aside in the standard posture of a cat squatting on the ground.

The waiter passed by with a plate, turned his head and looked at this side for a long time, as if it took a lot of effort to determine whether the little one was a human or a cat, and walked upstairs along the stairs with an incredulous expression on his face.

Feeling ashamed, the hostess winked at Xiao BuDian repeatedly, signaling him to sit down properly.Xiaobudian tilted his head and looked at her blankly, not understanding what she meant at all, so he yelled "meow meow" twice to Li Yan and asked him if he understood.

Another waiter walked by and stretched his neck in this direction.The mistress's expression was extremely subtle, she touched her neck uncomfortably, and whispered: "Condom, take care of your brother."

Li Yan pretended not to hear, and happily blowing the warm hot air along her hand, rolled over and over again, and even pulled the little one's head over, letting him blow along with Zhanguang.

——Hungry meow, you are so kind!The little boy said loudly "Bobo" on his face twice.

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Two weeks later, the hostess returned to City B with her son and Li Yan. The host embraced the struggling cat Nika and Little Socks, and stood at the door to welcome them with a smile.

The hostess opened the car door first and came out. The host went up to meet her, waved the two cats in his hand, and gave her a hug: "Baby misses me to death, you black—I mean thin."

You idiot, change it after you have spoken, so that it becomes more obvious, okay?The hostess gave him a blank look, ignored him, and carried out the second and third sons.

The host stared at the little boy and commented: "It's dark."

He looked at Li Yan again, and said in disbelief, "Why are you getting fat again?"

"..." As a result of this sentence, Li Yan also gave him a blank look, and Li Yan also snorted along the way, thinking that this person has something wrong with his mind.

——As a cat, I went to the famous seaside city Q City, where there are seafood everywhere. Isn’t it natural, smooth, and destiny that he gained weight?

Li Yan was also taken aback when he saw himself in the mirror in the Q city villa before leaving, but he quickly found a reasonable excuse for himself.

He felt extremely guilty for not resisting the temptation and controlling his mouth. In order to alleviate this indescribable sense of guilt, he was trying to brainwash himself along the way, trying to find out one hundred and one for his obesity. reasonable grounds.

But now, Li Yan has basically accepted this painful fact calmly, and can turn his head and confidently roll his eyes at the male host to express his satisfaction.

The hostess didn't answer the hostess' words, she smiled and said, "You must not know, our son can speak now, and he speaks clearly!"

The male host opened his eyes in surprise, turned his head to look over, and called to the little fat pier enthusiastically: "Baby, call me one, call me one?"

Xiaobudian stretched his neck: "Meow!"

The host: "...==Isn't this called a long time ago?"

"..." The hostess coughed and argued, "No, she can be called both father and mother. Wait for me to show you."

She pointed at Li Yan first: "Honey, who is this?"

"Hungry meow!" the little boy shouted excitedly.

She pointed to herself: "Baby, who is this?"

"...Mom." The little boy froze a little, not as elated as before.

The hostess pointed to the man with bright eyes: "Honey, who is this?"

The little one glanced at the other party, silently lowered his head to his fat fingers, dawdled for a long time, and whispered: "Dad..."

The host was overjoyed, pointed at himself and asked again: "Honey, what's my name?"

Xiao Budian continued to play with his fingers, and said word by word: "My name is Lu Xingyuan."

The male host was taken aback for a moment, and heard the hostess next to him remind him: "You can't ask him 'who am I', when he hears 'I', he will think he is asking himself. Because the condom used to teach your son Learning machine, as soon as the machine pronounces 'I', he will point to your son."

Even so, the male host was very, very happy. He hugged the little one around in the air, and hugged Li Yan again: "Confession, Dad hugs you too, thank you so much!"

Unexpectedly, Li Yan put his head aside and slapped his hand away with his paw.

——How about it, I said this kid is narrow-minded and holds grudges, right?The hostess shook her head, seeing that the host was stunned again, she persuaded: "It's okay, he's so heavy, if you really hold him up and lift him up high, you'll have to hit your waist."

The result of saying this sentence was that she also offended Li Yan, and Li Yan broke free from the hostess' embrace angrily, jumped towards the ground, fell on the ground with his face on the ground, and decided to take revenge a little, so He wanted to abduct his son as well, and beckoned to the little one.

The little guy then pulled the hostess's arm away, threw his head down on Li Yan's belly, got up neatly, waved his two fat arms, and swayed his short legs to chase Li Yan towards the door. .

The host was surprised again: "He can walk?"

"Your son knows a lot." The hostess slowly shook her head at him, and stopped talking to the old man. She put her arms around Nika the cat and kissed her twice, and then tugged at the reluctant little sock I also ate it twice.

Mao Nika took advantage of the gap when her eldest son was caught, escaped from the clutches, and ran to chase Li Yan. With a swoop, she threw her younger son, who hadn't seen her for two weeks, to the ground.

Li Yanzheng was striding towards the door with high-spirited catwalks, and suddenly felt a slap on the back of the head, thinking it was a sneak attack from behind. Mao Nika's golden vertical pupils were looking at herself brightly.

"..." Li Yan didn't even have time to react, he was knocked forward and rolled over. He was shocked, and quickly called "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow" to find the little one for help.

It's a pity that the little one doesn't understand cat language, let alone the distress language invented by Little Sock. He stared blankly at the two cats rolling together with his fingers in his mouth. He really couldn't understand Li Yan's meaning, so he jumped on it. , pressing both Mao Nika and Li Yan under their stomachs.

Li Yan angrily pointed his middle finger at Xiao BuDian who not only didn't help, but also made trouble, struggled to break free from the bottom of the two mountains, and let out a long breath as he collapsed on the floor.

The little one looked at the cat Nika who was still being held down by him, hesitated for a while, seemed to be remembering, and then suddenly realized after a long time, poked the black hair on the tip of her tail, and concluded: "Meow meow!"

That's right, this is Meow Meow, that idiot with black hair on his nose is One Glance, and I'm Hungry Meow.Li Yan nodded affirmatively at him, and was pleasantly surprised to find that this guy's IQ had really increased.

——Of course, considering that this guy's genetics are obviously problematic, his current IQ must be attributed to Li Yan's careful teaching.

Li Yan was quite proud of this, and decided that in order to celebrate this, he must have a good dinner to comfort himself.

After the hostess came back, she laid down on the sofa and rubbed her hands and neck with peace of mind. She was so tired that she didn't want to move anymore, and said, "I'm so tired from driving all day. I won't do such a stupid thing next time."

Her driving skills are not good at all. People drive with the steering wheel, but she is holding on to the steering wheel. Her whole body is pressed against it, and the muscles on her neck and shoulders are tense. It's strange if she is not tired.

The host originally wanted to order instant noodles, but seeing his wife was so tired, he thought that he had to have a good meal no matter what, so he picked up the phone and ordered takeaway.

While waiting for the food to be delivered, Li Yan complacently held a thick booklet in front of the little one, showing the master the results of the two weeks of study.

The male host took a look with his head, = mouth = face, and found that this seemed to be a kindergarten math workbook, and it was full of addition and subtraction within [-].

Li Yan casually pointed to a question, the little one paused for two seconds, stretched his neck and shouted the answer, and the little chubby hand stretched upwards forcefully: "Eight!"

He shouted "eight" and gestured for "seven". He also felt that he was very reasonable, so he shook his head up and down at Li Yan with certainty.

"..." In fact, the correct answer is "nine". Li Yan, facing the host's gaze, quietly covered the question with his paws, and lowered his head with a horrible expression.

——Brother, what a great opportunity to subdue my younger brother. I can do addition and subtraction within [-] when I usually practice, and I have specially picked one for you. Simple, why do you drop me at a critical moment?

——I don’t know if I want to use this to ask for an extra meal tonight? qaqbad guy!