You can't afford to be a cat man!

After the group came back from city Q, a few days later, it was time for the mighty army of students to go home for the summer vacation. The hostess took them to city B, which was specially selected for the absence of holidays and fewer people. day.

In the small courtyard where they live, there have been a lot of new faces this week. It seems that they are either junior high school students or high school students who live on campus, or college students who go to school in other cities.

Because of the excitement of people coming and going, the hostess was worried that her cat would be taken away or bullied by bad people when she went out. This year, cat abuse incidents on the Internet were very serious. Many of the protagonists were students, so she let it go. The ban, the three cats in the family have to be honest and don't even think about going out for the past two months.

Even the pet access door at the door was blocked, at most after dinner in the evening, she could take them out for a walk to let the wind out.

Li Yan has nothing to do to the extreme, so he can only squat on the sofa and teach the little one to read every day. At first, it was just the two of them together. I ran over and joined in the fun.

Li Yan shot off the thief's paw that sneaked towards the learning machine again with a blank face. The royal blue cat's eyes gave her a sideways look, rolled his eyes, and bared his teeth as a warning: " Meow!"

Mao Nika has been looking at the strange machine that can make various sounds for a long time, and has stretched out its claws many times during the period, but it is a pity that Li Yan's sharp hand knocked it down one step ahead of time.

It's a pity that he was able to guard against one side, but the other side was lost. Taking advantage of the gap between his younger brother's hand and whipping towards his mother, Little Sock quickly stretched out his claws, fumbling around with the meat ball on the learning card.

Li Yan was not as nervous about him as he was about Mao Nika, he just snorted coldly and ignored him.The main reason is that Mao Nika has a low IQ, and Little Sock is even stupider than his own mother. She has succeeded in sneaking three times, but she still hasn't figured out the pronunciation knack of the learning machine.

As long as the learning machine doesn't make extra noises and disturb the little one who is still counting on his fingers, Li Yan will maintain a high degree of tolerance towards the silly mother and stupid brother.

——In order for Xiaobudian to win at the starting line, Li Yan's goal is to at least master the four arithmetic operations of addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division before he enters elementary school at the age of six. He has been working hard for this goal.

It's a pity that the two cats squatting next to them couldn't be chased away no matter what, which seriously disturbed their study progress. If they couldn't beat them together with Li Yan, they would have already beaten them to the ground and hurried away.

Li Yan has been trying to figure out how to find a reliable ally for himself in the past few days, the hostess will watch the jokes by the side, and the only teammate at present, Xiao Budian, will only be when he is pressed by Mao Nika and Little Socks Jumping over to add insult to injury, I have never been able to understand his good intentions.

Not counting him in the family, there were only five survivors in total, and four were directly excluded from the beginning. The only partner Li Yan could choose to ally with was the male master.

Anyway, the little one is also the biological cub of the male master, so of course he has to pay attention to his studies.Li Yan listed the "one hundred and one benefits of forming an alliance with tricks" in his heart solemnly. After dinner, he squatted on the instep of the hostess, raised his head and looked at him with a solemn face.

Li Yan has been cultivating his majesty and awe as a teacher recently. He feels that Xiaobudian is not afraid of him at all. It is because this furry cat face is too round and cute that the other party has never cultivated awe of him, so he For a few days, I haven't been laughing and joking with my little one, and I always look at him with the stepmother face of "I'm upset".

The host was helping the hostess to clean up the dining table, when suddenly he felt his feet sinking—well, it was really heavy.Although he felt a little bewildered, he didn't lower his head at the first moment, instead he pondered for a while—the weight is so sour, it must be a condom!

After drawing conclusions in his mind, he lowered his head and looked over. He couldn't help being shocked—although he guessed the target correctly, he didn't expect that Li Yan's brows, eyes and mouth were all wrinkled, and he was staring up at him with a ferocious face. Own.

The hostess was frightened at this moment, his expression became a little stiff, he was silent for a long time, raised his head and complained to the hostess who just came out of the kitchen: "I told you, don't force yourself Condoms to lose weight and let the children grow up freely, you can see that the cats are so hungry."

The hostess didn't understand how starved Li Yan was. Seeing that the flesh on Tuotao's body was obviously still trembling and plump, she walked over in great wonder and saw Li Yan's expression like this.

She was stunned for a moment, and couldn't hide her worry: "I'm not hungry, it's been almost a week, and I always have this expression, and everyone I see..."

When the host heard this, he said anxiously: "It's been a week, why didn't you take him to the veterinarian earlier? What if he is sick, it's the expression that hurts the child."

Fold-eared cats are a breed that is extremely expensive, so you have to take them for inspection before you can rest assured if there is any sign of trouble.The male host was wondering why Li Yan, who had never been close to him, would take the initiative to come over. It turned out that the hostess, who was an unreliable mother, didn't care enough about the children, so he came to him for help.

The hostess was also in a hurry, and hurriedly took out her mobile phone from her pocket: "Then I'll call Dr. Zhang and ask, did I think he was constipated due to eating, and thought it would be fine after a while, but I didn't expect it to be like this today. "

Li Yan: "..." Your sister is fed up, and your brother is constipated!This is a majestic expression, don't you look at me and feel that I exude an indescribable aura of dominance all over my body?

He=mouth=face looked at these two unreliable funny comparisons, and frightened himself into a fuss, finally couldn't hold back, slowly relaxed his facial muscles, and returned to his normal expression.

When the facial features were all wrinkled together, I didn't feel it. Now that I'm completely relaxed, Li Yan couldn't help but raised his little paw and rubbed his face. He felt his whole face was sour. It seemed that he had been wrinkled for too long. up.

The hostess had just dialed the number of Dr. Zhang from the pet hospital, and ran over to carefully observe Li Yan's facial expression, wanting to talk to the doctor in detail, but he did not expect him to be healed when he looked again.

Li Yan originally thought that his changes would make the hostess realize that she had thought too much about this matter from beginning to end, but unexpectedly, the hostess not only did not relax, but also seemed more nervous.

She said into the microphone: "Yes, the behavior these days has been very strange, especially the facial nerves. Three seconds ago, they were squeezed together hideously. Looking at it now, it is completely normal."

"It's weird when we come back from a trip, and we often do some unbelievable movements and expressions... My cat is almost two years old." After the hostess finished speaking, she responded with a few "hmm" to the phone call, and hung up After picking up the phone, he said with a serious face, "Dr. Zhang said, let us observe for another day. If the condom is not normal, we will take it to him for a careful examination."

The host asked, "Did he say what kind of disease it might be?"

The hostess looked at the round ball formed by Li Yan, and said sadly: "Maybe it's spring."

"But it's already summer, how can it still be spring?" The host was a little surprised.

The hostess shrugged her shoulders: "After all, it's the first spring, and it's understandable that it's not spring. Ah, I didn't expect my condoms to grow so big!"

The two then had a series of discussions on the cat's puberty, and the topic later dangerously deviated to the topic of birth control, which frightened Li Yan.

"..." Li Yan silently rolled down from the master's instep, officially announcing that the alliance with this idiot had completely failed.

At the same time, he still swore in his heart that even if the master hugged his hind legs and begged him, a local tyrant, to take care of him, he would never look him in the eye. He had to make this guy realize his mistake deeply. .

Li Yan wondered why he was always surrounded by such a group of funny people, obviously he was so smart and invincible.

He lay alone on the mat at the door, thinking for a long time in distress, and felt that he still had to look for foreign aid—there was also a ready-made candidate, and the little one's father was not reliable, but his own father was quite reliable, Alfred Such an awesome guy, this is a ready-made option.

The only pity is that now that the passageway for pets is blocked, he can't sneak out to find his father for help.Li Yan rolled his eyes and easily thought of a solution, so he turned around and ran to the small attic, and rushed into the room marked out by the host as the little one's study.

In the little boy's consciousness, whether it is arithmetic or word recognition, they are all games he plays with Li Yan. When Li Yan is not around, he does not have the consciousness of learning by himself. He sits on the baby chair and gnaws with peace of mind. thumbs up.

The cat Nika and Little Sock squatted on the small rung of his baby chair, one on the left and the other on the right. Between the two cats was the blue learning machine.

After finally finding a gap where Li Yan was not around, both the big cat and the little sock were overjoyed. The two cats held their heads together and patted the interface of the learning machine one by one, trying to make it make a sound.

It's a pity that no matter how the two of them shoot, this thing just refuses to make a sound - it would be strange if it could make a sound. Li Yan deliberately turned off the switch before leaving, so they don't even want to make a sound when the meat racket is swollen.

Xiao BuDian kept laughing silly by the side, and didn't intend to reach out to help at all, until he rolled his eyes and saw Li Yan coming to the door.

His eyes lit up, and he felt that Hungry Meow came to play games with him again. The chubby stretched out his hand, pulled out the learning machine from between the paws of the cat Nika and the little sock, and flipped the red switch very quickly. , casually pressed the picture on the card, and a mechanical and emotionless electronic voice sounded loudly: "Cat."

This can be regarded as a welcome ceremony for him by the little one. Li Yan deeply felt that the boy got darker as he grew older, and he couldn't believe that the little one couldn't see that Mao Nika and Little Socks had worked hard for so long just now, just to get the learning machine out of the way. voice comes.

He rolled his eyes towards the sky, thinking that he didn't come here to teach the little ones, so he turned his attention to the cat Nika who was looking at the learning machine with wide-eyed eyes, and showed a harmless smile: "Meow~ "