You can't afford to be a cat man!

Seeing her youngest son squatting in front of her, Mao Nika smiled and stared at her with an indescribably weird expression.

It's true that Mao Nika didn't know that Li Yan was using plots and tricks on her head, but facing such a smile and gaze, she still instinctively shuddered.

She kept her golden eyes wide open, staring closely at Li Yan's every move, in case of his sudden attack, she slowly moved her hind legs back, taking a small step back.

Li Yan chased her and took a step before, Mao Nika seemed to be sure that this guy really had bad intentions for her this time, she turned around and ran away as if frightened, looking at that posture, it was as if thousands of big fools were chasing and biting her ass Same.

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect her to react so strongly to his loving gaze, staring at the cat Nika who disappeared in the blink of an eye, looking at the little dots and little socks left in the room, showing an extremely melancholy look Emoticons come.

As a round ball, Li Yan's running ability is already very inferior to his own four legs and a tail.And the little one's mobility is much worse than his.

As for the little socks, it's even worse. This guy's IQ is too impatient, and he can't understand what he means at all.At this time, Li Yan missed his mount and summoned beast Dasha like never before, and stared at the corner where the black-spotted tail of the cat Nika disappeared, showing a melancholy expression that could not be concealed.

Fortunately, it was not impossible for Li Yan to lure Mao Nika back. He touched the little one's head and motioned him to sit in the chair obediently.

It's a pity that the little boy seemed to have something to do, and his enthusiasm for participation was very high. He struggled to push up the rung placed in front of his belly, and then fell straight down from the seat.

Li Yan rushed forward with a pounce, caught him, then pushed his big head away from his belly, leaned over to have a look carefully, and shook his head at Xiao Budian, expressing that he would definitely Will not take him.

It is said that babies already have the ability to understand simple expressions, and Li Yan also feels that body movements alone may not be enough to express his solemnity.

He subconsciously wanted to put on the solemn and majestic expression he had been showing for the past few days, but thinking that the hostess thought he was constipated, and the host thought he was hungry, obviously this expression was not very contagious.

So Li Yan stopped halfway through the winking movement, slowly relaxed his facial nerves, and returned to his usual expressionless face.

Li Yan turned his head and went out of the attic, and went down the stairs all the way. The little boy followed behind him step by step. His two chubby arms supported the next step first, and his short legs followed quickly, shrugging and shrugging. The underground is also very fast.

The first time Li Yan saw him going downstairs very skillfully, he was shocked. He felt that this guy's movements were childish and awkward, but somehow he felt that his every move gave him a vague sense of familiarity.

It was this sense of familiarity that prevented Li Yan from laughing at the first moment. He always felt that if he laughed at the other party's actions, he might hit himself in the face in the end.

For this reason, he once purposely squatted at the top of the stairs to observe the movements of the little one going up and down the stairs for a long time. During this period, the little one kept going up and down the stairs, so tired that he was panting for breath.

Li Yan also used this to figure out why this guy's crawling posture made him feel very familiar - because it was obviously imitating himself - especially the little butt that moved his legs up and down. It's almost like it was carved out of a mold.

So now he was able to calmly ignore the little one's clumsy and weird way of going downstairs, and when he took the little one down the stairs, he came to the master bedroom, jumped on the bedside table, and opened the bottom drawer.

——Well, in fact, when he was sleeping with the little one in the crib next door a few months ago, he heard the movement of this room, and before covering his ears with great interest, he heard a sentence or two of their conversation , Knowing that the hostess has placed all kinds of wigs in the last drawer.

Li Yan picked and picked among them, found a long golden wig, covered his head, and evenly covered his body with those long hairs.

He wanted to use this to pretend to be Alfred, and to seduce the cat Nika's heart that was just about to move. Since the student party had a summer vacation and was locked up by the hostess, there have been more than two big cats. I haven't seen my mistress for weeks.

Originally, Mao Nika was already bored to the extreme, and thanks to the little learning machine, a new toy that she and Little Socks hadn't studied thoroughly, it diverted a considerable part of her attention, so that she didn't go crazy.

But usually he can't think of Al's existence, Li Yan feels that as long as he does some tricks, Mao Nika won't think of his male ticket.As long as Mao Nika goes crazy, she will definitely go to the hostess to grind her. The hostess will definitely not be able to hold her back and will open the blocked pet passage.

At that time, Li Yan will be able to sit back and reap the rewards for nothing. Slowly flicking his tail and lifting his chin, he followed Cat Nika's ass out of the small passage door.

The scene Li Yan envisioned was beautiful, and he put it into action seriously. He walked out of the master bedroom with blond hair all over his body, jumped onto the sofa deliberately, and faced the man lying on the armrest of the sofa. Mao Nika scratched her head and posed, trying to attract the other party's attention.

Cat Nika followed him and ran back and forth in the narrow aisle between the sofa and the coffee table, with a wooden face indifferent from beginning to end.

Li Yan ran for more than a dozen times, and in the end, not only was he exhausted and out of breath, even the little one who had been chasing him from the beginning to the end was also paralyzed from exhaustion, laying on the floor on his back to bask in his belly, groaning gasping.

After resting for a while, he pulled Li Yan who was also dead beside him and put him on his belly. With his chubby bun face wrinkled into a ball, he dragged out his little milk voice in distress, and tremblingly said: "Hungry!" meow~"

The little one is now able to accurately produce various sounds, not only counting up, but also counting down from one hundred to one.

It's a pity that no matter what Li Yan expressly hinted, this guy is still not conscious at all, and the "hungry meow" and "hungry meow" are very smooth.

Li Yan was very troubled by this problem at first, until he realized that "two meow" is actually more ugly than "hungry meow", he let it be and stopped trying to correct his pronunciation in vain.

The little one rolled his left hand into a fist, put his fist on the floor and jumped back and forth a few times imitating a rabbit jumping, using this to represent their stupid behavior of running back and forth just now.

Seeing that Li Yan understood what he meant, the little boy shook his head solemnly, expressing that this game is not fun at all.Then he stretched out his index finger, casually pointing on the floor, imitating the mechatronic sound, stretched his neck and said, "Apple!"

He used this to represent the games they usually play on the learning machine, and then nodded vigorously at Li Yan, expressing that he liked this kind of game more, at least he didn't have to be as tired as a dog.

——My chubby legs are sore, okay! qaq

Li Yan also felt that his behavior was so stupid that he raised his front paws and tore off the thick golden wig on his head. The person responsible for the incident was himself, and he seemed extremely stupid.

From the beginning to the end, Mao Nika lay coldly on the armrest of the sofa, tilting her head and staring at them as they ran around. Even now that Li Yan threw the wig in front of her, she didn't react at all.

——Damn, this performance is obviously unscientific, shouldn't you think of your male ticket far away from the golden cat I cosplayed?

Li Yan jumped onto the sofa frantically, pulled the wig, threw it back and forth in front of Mao Nika, and tore off several hairs, sticking his own saliva, and sticking it to Mao Nika's nose. Let her see these golden hairs out of the corner of her eye every time she blinks.

The hostess came out of the kitchen with a plate of delicious ox top brains, thinking to feed the cat first, but she didn't expect to see Li Yan rolling on the sofa while pulling his wig.

"..." She was shocked. She trotted two steps, and lifted Li Yan up. Seeing that his fur was blowing all around due to anger, it was obviously very different from usual.

The hostess froze for a moment, then looked at her wig, which had been completely destroyed, and said in a voiceless voice: "Condom, are you really in spring?"

The cat Nika in her family was in heat a year ago, but she just kept meowing in the middle of the night without sleeping.Since the hostess suspected that Li Yan might have puberty yesterday, she asked Dr. Zhang to learn more about the precautions for male cats in heat.

Of course, Dr. Zhang never mentioned that when a cat is in estrus, it will find a wig from the drawer and tear it up, but the hostess, thinking about the pervert among humans, also showed an unusual interest in women's products, maybe Is his condom so special?

At this time, the hostess had basically determined the reason for Li Yan's abnormality, hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "Condom, you can rest assured that no matter what your father says, I will not take you to undergo sterilization surgery. That's really inhumane."

Generally, wild cats that wander outside are caught by animal protection organizations for surgery to prevent overpopulation.

Rare breeds like fold-eared cats, especially Li Yan and the others are purebred fold-eared cats. Every kitten is very valuable, so there is no such trouble and danger.

It's a pity that their family doesn't expect to make money by having kittens. Three cats and one child are enough. The male owner secretly wants her to have a second child and a beautiful daughter. One son and one daughter are just right. Can make up a "good" word.

Since the family does not want more kittens to raise or sell, and the male owner is also worried that the three cats in the family will mess around-this is naturally the nature of animals, and it will always feel weird according to human moral standards.

After listening to the hostess, Li Yan was stunned. He had never thought about this before. Hearing that these two humans were worried that he would mess with the big cat, he was so angry that he waved his claws at the hostess desperately. Screaming to vent their dissatisfaction.

Seeing his reaction, the hostess not only didn't get angry, but breathed a sigh of relief, and said happily, "That's great, let me tell you that you are really a different and smart cat among cats! Go ahead, mom will definitely find you a beautiful little wife!"

Li Yan has always used his own brain to add obscenity, giving himself the title of the so-called "cat among cats". This is the first time he has heard an outsider admit this. No matter how unhappy he is Being swept away, he smiled at the hostess and slapped his hands hard with his two front paws.

As soon as he heard the words "cat among cats", what's more, the hostess specially added two very good attributives before, which made Li Yan really elated, and the whole cat was so ecstatic that it didn't matter at all. Didn't notice the last sentence of the hostess.

——Hey, isn't it just to find you a daughter-in-law, don't you need to be so happy?Brat, do you have shallow eyelids?

The hostess was so amused by him, she shook her head and put him back on the sofa. At the same time, she tidied up her wig that had been ravaged beyond use and threw it into the trash can.

She silently made up her mind that she must choose a kitten worthy of a condom, not necessarily a purebred folded ear cat, even other breeds are acceptable, IQ is the primary consideration.

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Three days later, when Li Yan was woken up by a group of strange meowing cats below, he was a little excited, thinking that the hostess felt that Cat Nika and Alfred lived apart, and that the young couple had a miserable life. No, so I specially brought the big golden cat here.

But when he jumped up excitedly, he felt that something was wrong. There were cats meowing in different tones one after another downstairs, and it was obvious that there was not only one cat.

Li Yan frowned and listened carefully, and occasionally heard a few familiar voices, it seemed that his stupid mother and stupid brother were calling together.

——What is the situation?Li Yan couldn't figure it out, he didn't hear the hostess said that today there will be a cat exhibition or a cat beauty contest, why are there so many cats in such a good house?

He patted the little one who was sleeping soundly on his belly suspiciously, pointed to the downstairs, put his index finger next to his mouth, and gave a soft "shush", motioning him to keep quiet and keep up with his pace.

Li Yan didn't know that the hostess was making wool, but he thought that this person seemed to be smiling strangely at him last night, and he didn't know what was the conspiracy. If he brought the little one, the other party could fight as a summoned beast. You can also act as your own meat shield and die for yourself.

Well, even if Xiao Budian didn't light up these two skill points, he was still very useful.Li Yan thought, he was still holding Ya's son in his paws, if this person really wanted to plot against him, he would have to be a bit apprehensive about it.

When Li Yan came down from the second floor with the little tail, and saw the little female cats all over the room, he was shocked.Each of these kittens is beautifully dressed, and the most plainly dressed cat has a huge bow on its head.

Besides these no less than ten cats, there was a room full of noble ladies sitting in a row on the sofa, all smiling kindly at Li Yan who had just come down from upstairs.

The little sock was being rubbed and rubbed in the arms of a fat young woman at this time. Hearing her cries, it was obvious that she was rubbed very uncomfortable, and she kept buzzing. Seeing Li Yan was like seeing a savior. , tearfully flicked his tail at him, and stretched out his front paws to ask for help: "Meow meow!"

The woman hugging him smiled and said, "I think your little socks are very cute. I had so much fun with Mimi just now."

Li Yan also saw Cat Nika calmly squatting next to Alfred's hostess—that is, the lady who gave the little one a game console—and let her comb her hair with a very obedient appearance.

He froze for a moment, and probably understood what the situation was, and couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth, showing a very disdainful expression - this group of people obviously have nothing to do, they want money and have money, and there is nowhere to spend a lot of time , They even started a blind date for cats.

As a young man with four talents in the 21st century, Li Yan expressed 12 points of contempt for this, snorted lightly, and turned his head away.

The hostess came over and picked him up, and said with a smile: "My little gloves, I didn't blow them off, but they are smart, and they are no worse than Al."

The social circle of this group of women is only so big. It seems that Alfred is known far and wide for his intelligence. Many people sat up straight with excitement.

The hostess put him on the tea table, pushed him with her hands, and said temptingly: "Baby, come and show them a hand, how much is three plus five?"

Li Yan was not willing to talk to her at all, it happened that the top of the coffee table was made of glass, and he lay on it, his belly resting on the cool glass, and he felt very good in the summer, he took a long breath and remained motionless.

The little one followed him step by step, and stretched out two arms to his own mother to hug him. After the hostess also picked him up, he leaned forward again, clamoring to lie down on the table with Li Yan superior.

The hostess couldn't hold him back, so she had to carefully put the person on the tea table—mainly because Li Yan and Xiao Budian belonged to the larger category, she was a little worried that the coffee table should not be crushed anymore, and the broken glass would hurt them .

Fortunately, the quality of the coffee table is still very good. Even the little one, a lazy donkey, rolled over from the edge of the table to Li Yan and hugged him. The table was stable without any accidents.

A group of women surrounded him, teasing him with words, looking like they really wanted to come up and pet him, after all, such a plump cat is really rare, it's so cute.

Li Yan glanced around vigilantly, only feeling a chill on his back, and his heart said that if things go on like this, the present is his future, and he doesn't want to be rubbed around like a pet.

——Damn it, it seems that I can't do without showing you a hand.Li Yan jumped up, randomly picked an orange from the fruit basket next to him, tore the peel of the orange with his claws, and cut the flesh inside into two.

The little one babbled, poked his head and leaned over, looked at Li Yan helplessly, and touched his belly: "Hungry! Hungry, hungry!"

Li Yan slapped away his chubby hand that was sneaking towards the orange with a blank expression, made a warning gesture, and then divided the two big oranges into four.

After the props were prepared, Li Yan gathered all the orange petals together, and nodded to Xiao Bu.

The little one said loudly: "Eight!"

Li Yan took out two slices from his bosom and handed them to him. The little one was a hungry tiger pounced on him, pouted his buttocks, and quickly stuffed two orange slices into his mouth, chewing with puffed cheeks, and pointed to his own mouth at the same time , vaguely said: "Two!" Then pointed to Li Yan's arms: "Six!"

A group of women around screamed in surprise, and the hostess showed a proud expression, and took the opportunity to say: "Xingyuan, how much is five plus three?"

The little one was not interested in playing this kind of game with his mother, so he finally swallowed two pieces of orange whole with his neck stuck, and opened his mouth wide to show Li Yan his empty mouth, "Ah—" indicating that he should continue to throw. Hello.

Li Yansheng was afraid that he would choke again, so this time he only brought one petal to him, and stuffed one petal into his mouth by the way.

He didn't dare to eat too much of this kind of cold food. The cat's stomach was very bad. Li Yan only ate half of it and then shut up consciously. He wanted to throw the remaining half into the trash can under the coffee table. In the middle of the night, the little one leaned over and opened his mouth and took it away.

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and seeing that the hostess next to him didn't care about it, he breathed a sigh of relief—isn't it said that the cats carry some bacteria on them that are not good for children?Is there any taboo to exchange food like this?

He was a little worried that the hostess felt that he had bacteria and was not clean, but seeing that she didn't care at all, he was a little moved.

——You said that people are so mean to you, but you just let them hang around and don't answer their questions, doesn't it seem a little impolite?

Li Yan tilted his head and thought for a while, and felt that it was reasonable, so he nodded to the hostess, took out five apples and three oranges from the fruit basket, and put the eight fruits together.

The little one has already advanced to learning subtraction, and has long been able to follow the learning machine to read arithmetic problems. Seeing this, he immediately said: "Five plus three equals eight!"

After he finished speaking, he saw Li Yan smiling gratifiedly at him, and hurriedly redoubled his efforts to pull out his smiling face and walked back and forth.

There was a lot of admiration from the surroundings, and the hostess of Al's family, who was holding the cat Nika, smiled sincerely: "Your two sons are so smart."

One sentence made the hostess very happy, her eyes sparkled, her mouth said modestly, "Where are the children, they are still young", and she gave Li Yan several thumbs up in the hidden place.