You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan rode on top of Dasha's head, ran around the courtyard, and even had a small race with Alfred and his horse Husky who heard the sound.

It has to be said that the Tibetan Mastiff has good explosiveness and durability because of its high power, but unfortunately, due to the restriction of its reaction ability, its turning ability is greatly limited.

And Alfred has obviously done a long time to investigate and prepare for this, and the route he chose is not just about turning and turning, it can be called "sensuality".

Li Yan watched Dasha slam into the wall again, and then saw the husky who threw him and Dasha far away and turned two turns in a beautiful 180-degree turn, and said in amazement: "Meow meow! "

——What's the matter, isn't it said that huskies are also dog breeds with low intelligence? Why is the other party's reaction so quick?

Al is a smart cat who can understand what he said. Hearing this, he turned his head and looked over at him, smiling sinisterly at him.Although the husky can't react, but he only needs to bark a few times to control his own mount.

Proficient in all cat and dog languages, so that Al does not need to use the tip of the tail that reaches Dasha's eyes to control the mount like Li Yan, this has undoubtedly become his magic weapon for victory.

Panting heavily, the husky rolled all the way to the finish line, and immediately lay on the ground unable to move - Al is a typical big man among cats, with such a heavy weight, it is really amazing to run 200 meters with such a big lump of meat on his back. It's not easy.

He unconsciously raised his head to take a look at the Tibetan mastiff that rushed over. Although the lump on the opponent's head was small in size, it had a lot of flesh, and probably weighed no more than his own.

It can be seen that Dasha's breathless and easy-going appearance is in stark contrast to his exhausted reaction. The only thing that damages Dasha's walking image is probably his out of breath after falling more than ten times.

After losing the game, Li Yan snorted several times at his complacent father, and decided to meet Al in the future. He must drive his own gorgeous sports car and compare his stupidity to nothing.

Thinking about his lunch, Li Yan didn't play outside for a long time, and hurried back to the voyage on Dasha.

This trip allowed the hostess to officially restore his one hour of free time every day. Li Yan was very happy to regain the right to travel, but it was a pity that Xiao Budian was very unhappy because he could no longer chase after Li Yan's ass all the time. behind.

Like Li Yan, the hostess was worried about his safety, and Li Yan usually walked the cat route. Even if she went out with the little one in her arms, she would not be able to do such a difficult move over the fence of the small courtyard.

So the little one had no choice but to be left at home sadly. Every time Li Yan walked home in the sunset, he could see him squatting on the sofa with his mouth pouted and rolling his eyes one after another: "Hungry meow!"

Don't say I'm "bad", even if you say I'm "bad", you have no part in going out to play.Li Yan twitched his butt at him triumphantly, and by the way, saw the time of the evening news on the TV opposite the sofa.

Today is August 31st, according to the results of the negotiation between the host and hostess, the little one will be sent to kindergarten this year.

At that time, there was no separate admission system that made countless parents scratch their heads. Let alone kindergarten, even high school, they could choose their own schools.

Now students who are underage are also allowed to go to school early, and there will be no regulations for the sad reminder that children with birthdays on September 9 can only wait until the next year to go to elementary school.

The little boy still doesn't know that he will be sent away tomorrow, the hostess thinks that he will bring the child back for lunch at noon, and let him have lunch there when he gradually gets used to it.

In this way, she can free up a whole day to work, but considering that the children in the kindergarten are one or two years older than Xiaobudian, her own child is still a little... small and fat, plus a brain with an IQ over 200 [From a mother's brain supplement], this is a typical and proper target of being bullied.

The hostess came out with a plate, saw that Li Yan had returned, walked over and whispered: "Tuotao, do you think your brother is too easy to bully?"

She is not afraid of the child's violence, but she is afraid that the child is too honest. The little one has basically never had contact with peers since childhood, and he grew up playing with Li Yan. Will it prevent the child from smoothly integrating into the group of peers?

It seems that every silly mother will have such troubles before the child goes to school. Li Yan silently raised his eyes to look at her, and decided to think of a way to wake her up.

From Li Yan's point of view, his own child is of course in pain, and he is also very worried about the little one, but he will definitely not worry about the little one being bullied by other children in the kindergarten. This guy is the man who killed the Tibetan mastiff with one punch.

——Although it was also due to the fact that the place of the beating was very accurate and that Dasha had no defense at all, it can also be seen that the little one's fist is very powerful.

Li Yan thought for a while, grabbed several pieces of toilet paper from the table, and threw them at the little one, trying to irritate him.

The little one was trying to maintain his white eyes, suddenly looked at the things he threw over, and let out a "huh", deeply felt that this must be a good game Li Yan came up with, so he happily rolled up those few pieces of paper. Throw it all back.

Without exception, all the balls of paper hit Li Yan on the forehead. He rubbed it expressionlessly, threw the paper balls back, and played back and forth with the little one for a while.

When Xiao BuDian was the most enthusiastic and slapped his hands with joy, Li Yan tore the ball of paper to pieces with lightning speed.

He originally thought that the little boy should get angry and change his face, and then smack him, just to show the hostess her son's biceps, but unexpectedly, the little boy was not annoyed at all, so he leaned forward and took out two pieces of paper, swish Shua Shua was also torn into strips.

After tearing it up, he felt that something was wrong, so he drew two more sheets, and then he tore them all up, and then nodded in satisfaction.

"..." Li Yan hooked his fingers at him, and when Xiao Budian came over, he grabbed the water glass on the table and wanted to splash it on his face, but he stopped halfway, and tried it with meat balls first. I tested the temperature of the water and found that it was cold boiled water that would not scald him. I felt that the amount was too much, so I poured more than half of it into the empty cup next to it.

He compared it, and felt that even if he splashed this little water on his body, it would be able to evaporate in a few minutes in such a hot summer, so he splashed it with confidence.

The little one was splashed with water all over his face, he was stunned for a while, he laughed loudly, licked his wet lips, pointed at Li Yan's face and sprayed it out with a "pooh--" :"cold!"

The guy who co-authored thought he was specially made to cool him down. Li Yan wiped his face, turned his head to the hostess and shook his head regretfully, showing that he really had no choice.

Witnessing the two farces played out in succession just now, the hostess became even more worried, pointing at the little one and said, "I didn't say that, with such a brain circuit, you can't react even if you're being bullied?"

Li Yan tilted his head and thought for a long time, jumped off the sofa, and ran back after a while, grabbing the small pink and blue schoolbag that the hostess bought for the little boy, followed by a man who was chasing him closely. little guy.

The hostess looked at the small schoolbag he brought over, but didn't understand what he meant. She was still at a loss when she saw Li Yan put the schoolbag on her head, trying to stuff her whole body into it.

—— After working hard for half a minute, Li Yan=mouth=face found that his size was too big for a small schoolbag for children, and he couldn't squeeze it as soon as he retracted half of his body, let alone Said that there was a funny man next to him who was also trying to get in.

After struggling for a long time, Li Yan couldn't breathe, tore off the schoolbag from his head, and slapped the little one along the way, then nodded to the hostess.

Although his attempt to get into the schoolbag failed, the hostess also understood what he meant, and said tentatively: "You mean, you hide in his small schoolbag and let him carry you to school, if other If the children bully him, you will jump out and stand out?"

Li Yan nodded vigorously.

The hostess raised her neck and pondered for a long time, and found the loophole accurately: "First point, even if I bought a new schoolbag that is big enough to put you in it, do you think Xingyuan has the strength to carry you back? "

Li Yan blinked his eyes.

The hostess continued with great grief: "And you don't understand that pets are not allowed in the kindergarten, not to let the children concentrate on their studies, but to prevent the wonderful learning life from being mixed with horrors like dead cats and dogs. object."

"..." Li Yan made up his mind that if he really appeared among the [-] or [-] brats, countless dirty hands stretched out, pulled his ears, pulled his legs, and even pulled his butt off. Mao felt shuddering and kept shivering.

He shook his head vigorously at the little boy with great regret, expressing that his younger brother is precious and life is more expensive, so he doesn't want to take such a big risk to help him beat the child.

The little boy looked at him suspiciously with his fingers in his mouth, and then at the hostess: "Mom, I'm hungry and meow cold!"

When he saw Li Yan shivering, he thought he was freezing, and regretted his previous act of spitting on him.

The hostess thought that she hadn't told him that she was going to school tomorrow, so she hugged the little one and said softly: "Tomorrow there will be many brothers and sisters playing games with Xingyuan, is Xingyuan happy?"

The little one poked Li Yan: "I'm playing with Hungry Meow!"

Li Yan hurriedly shook his head at him, expressing that he would never go to die.

Xiao Budian bulged her cheeks, rolled her eyes and looked at the ceiling: "I don't want it!"

"Don't be like this, honey, there are many brothers and sisters, they can play various games with you." The hostess said with a smile.

As soon as she finished her sentence, she saw the little girl say with a blank face: "32 plus 59 equals 91."

"..." The hostess shrugged her shoulders, "Well, I'm afraid they won't be able to play with you."