You can't afford to be a cat man!

The hostess got up early on the first day of school and spent nearly half an hour pulling the little one out of the crib.

Panting and working hard for a long time, she was afraid that she would pull him out of the joint with too much strength, so she was very cautious in her hands, causing the other party's chubby hands to still cling to the wooden railing of the crib.

Li Yan had to sleep for an extra hour or two before waking up, but he was already woken up by the little one's yelling. At this time, he was squatting beside him expressionlessly, watching a good show for free.

The hostess sighed: "Well, I know what you mean yesterday. This kid has a lot of strength when he gets angry." She was actually very relieved, it seems that the fat in this body is not for nothing. So much meat is not for free.

She had no choice but to look at Li Yan for help: "Taotao, come and help mom, your brother has to report today, and it will be too late if you don't get up."

Unmoved, Li Yan raised his paw and touched his lips.

The hostess said helplessly: "Okay, I can't eat too greasy in the morning, how about I make shrimp slippery for you at night?"

Li Yan's saliva almost fell off, he has been a fan of shrimp slippery for two lifetimes, he can't be happy if he doesn't eat.With Shrimp Slippery as bait, Li Yan chose to join the enemy without any hesitation and put his two paws on the railing.

He blinked at Xiao Budian, and released both paws at the same time.The little one followed suit, and hurriedly let go of both hands—the next second he was picked up by the hostess: "Baby is so good, let's go to dinner."

"..." The little boy was a little dazed, and it took him a while to realize what happened. He made a face at Li Yan from the hostess's shoulder, "Hungry meow is so bad~"

Li Yan shook his head at him full of regret - don't blame me, I am using typical setback education to hone you, and after 20 years, you will be a good man again.

But he was also very worried, thinking that today he would go with the hostess to send the little one off, and he would recognize the way to the kindergarten. Maybe he could come to attend the little one's class when he was free in the future, and see if he would be accepted by the school. Bullied by other brats.

Li Yan quickly finished his breakfast. Seeing that the little boy was sitting next to him holding his rice bowl with his mouth pouting, looking like he had no appetite at all, he stretched out his paws and dug a piece of ham sausage from his bowl, pretending to put it in his mouth.

—Hmph, I just suffered a big loss by imitating you, do you think I have no memory?The little boy gritted his teeth angrily at him, then stretched out his head, and snatched the ham sausage from his claws.

He bit off most of it in one bite, regretting that he had eaten too much, and fed the remaining half to Li Yan. The hostess next to him reprimanded: "Don't feed him anymore, if you eat it again, it will really turn into a ball." Already!"

The little one was obviously more hostile to her than Li Yan. He reached out and took out a whole ham sausage from the hostess's bowl. He ate half of it himself, and continued to feed the rest to Li Yan.

The hostess sighed, finally waited until he had finished eating, to see if there was still time, put on the little sandals for Xiao BuDian, and carried him towards the car.

——When this little shoe is stepped on the ground, the sole will shine brightly. The hostess bought this shoe to stimulate the little one to run and jump more and lose weight. Unfortunately, it turned out that it was useless at all. Without Li Yan to take it with him, this lazy boy took one step They refused to go too far.

The hostess opened the car door, and found that Li Yan jumped up quickly, she hesitated: "Confessions, mother is worried about letting you go." She only needs to worry about one person, but if Li Yan also goes, then the two Everyone has to worry about it.

Li Yan blinked his eyes, nodded vigorously to her to show that he understood, and then jumped onto the lap of the little one sitting in the baby seat.

The little boy became calmer, hugged his head tightly, lowered his head and shed tears: "Hungry meow, I don't want to~"

It seems that the bear kid is too tough, so he switched to this strategy.Li Yan wiped off his claws in distress, thought for a while, took out the learning machine from his small schoolbag, and handed it to him with his claws.

The little one is already proficient at rummaging through cards. Every weekend when the hostess goes shopping, she will buy him a new set of cards. He will use the next week to study with Li Yan.

He took out an unfinished sheet from the thick stack, put it on the learning machine, then turned on the switch, and listened to the machine read the 26 English letters aloud with some absent-mindedness.

The little one's Chinese vocabulary ability is already very good, so the hostess bought some English cards on purpose, maybe it will work?

Li Yan has already mastered the ability to fall asleep with the background sound of electronic reading aloud. It happens that he didn't get enough sleep in the morning, so it's good to catch up on sleep.

The distance from their home to the kindergarten is not very far, he didn't sleep for a long time, almost just closed his eyes and fell asleep when he was woken up by the little one.

The hostess opened the car door, and when Li Yan jumped out of the car, he took a special look at the time display on the navigator and found that the car had not been driven for 10 minutes.

Considering the tragic driving skills of the hostess, it would only take about half an hour for him to come here by himself. Unfortunately, Li Yan fell asleep halfway and forgot to remember the way. He decided to wait for the hostess to put down the little one and return to the voyage with wide eyes. Just see clearly.

The little one was also picked up by the hostess. She kissed her son's chubby face, helped him put the learning machine and cards back, and told him, "Don't be afraid, baby, your father will come to pick you up at noon." .”

This road is just the way for the host to go to and from get off work. The host usually doesn't come back at noon, so he walked early this morning to get things done early and to have time to accompany his son for lunch.

The little one twisted his buttocks in her arms, and was not moved at all when he saw his father at noon. He gnawed his fingers very calmly when facing her, and when he turned his head to look at Li Yan, he changed into a look of eagerness in seconds. crying expression.

"..." If it wasn't for worrying that the child would fail to imitate himself, he slapped himself angrily at the school gate, and then was expelled from school by the teacher for being mentally abnormal, Li Yan really wanted to give him the middle finger.

There were many parents who came to see off their children, especially the students in the small class who went to school on the first day. Many of them came together with their parents, and the school gate was completely blocked.

Many children didn't want to be separated from their parents, and were holding their parents' clothes, crying with tears in their eyes.Li Yan deliberately stopped and looked at the children who were blocking him, and found that they were all three or four years old, and they were indeed half a head taller than the little ones.

The hostess hesitated for a moment: "How about we send him in next year?"

As soon as the words were finished, Xiao Budian kept nodding his head and stretched out his hand in the direction of the car: "Let's go! Let's go!"

Li Yan rolled his eyes at the two of them, disgusted with the crowded road, and grabbed the hostess' trouser legs to hug her.

The hostess carried the little boy with one hand, and hugged him with the other, and couldn't help exhaling slowly: "At least one of you two needs to lose weight quickly, otherwise I won't bring you two out next time."

She couldn't help but miss the good times when there was only one Nika the cat to cuddle in the family-not to mention one Nika the cat, even three Nikas the cat combined would not compare to the two guys on her shoulders now Heavy.

The kindergarten is very large, but the number of people in custody is not very large. There are two small classes in each of the three grades of high school, middle school and small school. Each class has only more than ten children.

The hostess looked at the posted list for a while, and it didn't take long to see the name "Lu Xingyuan", and said with a smile, "Baby is in class 2."

The little one looked at the header she was pointing at: "I am 1b." He has learned the pronunciation of 26 letters for three or four days, and he can't remember most of the latter letters, but he can remember the first few letters very firmly. up.

The hostess exclaimed exaggeratedly, screaming: "My son is a genius!"

This performance is simply too exaggerated, Li Yan showed a horrible expression, and thought to himself, what is there to be happy about, when your son is promoted to the middle class in another year, when he mutters "I am 2b" every day, Let's see if you will be so happy.

The little guy showed a little smug look, but he grabbed the hair on Li Yan's back: "Hungry meow is also 1b."

Li Yan, who couldn't gloat any more for a moment: "..."

——Well, at least before this guy says "hungry meow is also 2b", he still has a year to teach the little one that "2b" is not a good word.

The hostess shrugged her shoulders, it was not good to tell him that Li Yan was going to leave with her soon, so that he would not make trouble again, so he had to find the location of the class according to the sign.

It is not so much a classroom as it is a large toy room. Various toys and coloring books are placed on the small shelves around the room. Each table can accommodate five or six children in a circle. Sitting down, they are all designed in various patterns, and the small stools are all round colored mushrooms.

The little boy's eyes lit up, he broke free from the hostess' embrace, and threw himself on a nearby small round table in the shape of a seven-star ladybug, lying on his back, giggling non-stop.

He lay on it for two seconds, then shifted his position and ran to another table with a pink chubby pattern and lay down horizontally.

The little boy changed several tables one after another before finally choosing a small table with a round cat face by the window, lying on it with his limbs spread out, and with his shirt up, basking in the sun belly.

The three or four children scattered in the room were ignorant, but their parents were stunned. The hostess licked her lips and put her arms around Li Yan and explained: "This is a normal habit of cats. My family has three cats. Only."

A female parent said incredulously: "Your child will imitate the habits of cats?"

——What a fuss, my son's meowing is extremely standard.The hostess smiled, and without further ado, she carried the little one off the round table and put him on one of the small round chairs.

She knelt down and warned: "Xingyuan, you have to sit here, you can't just climb the table."

"Hungry meow!" Xiao Budian patted the table in front of him, signaling Li Yande to jump up and squat down.

The hostess said coldly and humorously: "No, baby, mom only paid the tuition for yourself."