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Chapter 85 The Mensa Test

The hostess also deliberately lowered her voice, she didn't want the two sons upstairs to hear what she was talking to the dean of the little school, and there was obvious hesitation in her words: "Actually, we haven't thought of such a thing yet. Far... let's take a step and see, shall we?"

The teaching director is surnamed Zhang, bald, in his early 40s, and has a big belly.His attitude was very kind, and he didn't use bureaucratic accents. He persuaded: "The teachers in our school have discussed it, and they all think that Xingyuan is good. He has shown such a strong math talent at such a young age. As parents, we do it for our children." Well, we have to plan ahead, we can't delay the child, can we?"

Li Yan frowned upon hearing this, and turned to look at the little one.Xiao BuDian didn't understand what it meant at all, but subconsciously imitated Li Yan and frowned, putting on an unhappy face.

Director Zhang continued: "Besides, we don't want to do anything to interfere with the child's development, we just want to test it. What if he is a little genius? Do you want him to follow the frequency of our compulsory education?"

Of course, the disadvantages of large-class teaching are obvious. The teacher takes care of the middle-class students in the class, and the hostess knows this.It is obvious that even the little one doesn't bother to listen to the kindergarten class, and this level of teaching is obviously not enough to satisfy him.

She moved her lips, and said hesitantly: "Isn't there an entrance exam for elementary school, and then classifying good classes and poor classes according to the grades? If he can be assigned to a good class, the teachers will not be bad."

Now the concept of class division has just emerged, and the country has not issued a policy to prohibit this behavior.

Director Zhang smiled and said: "Even if he is assigned to the best rocket class, there must be at least twenty people in a class. Do you think Xingyuan can be the same as them? There are more than 20 students in a class when they were just in elementary school. Can you mentally calculate double-digit multiplication?"

If it's addition and subtraction, it's okay to say that it's enough to be proficient, but mental arithmetic double-digit multiplication is too awesome, and many adults can't do it.Even with a calculator, people have already calculated the effort of pressing the keys, and there is no comparison at all.

The hostess didn't have the nerve to tell him that in fact, the little one was already practicing two-digit multiplication by three-digit numbers while learning division, and the child couldn't even tell the difference between a rectangle and a circle.

In fact, she and the host really didn't think too much about it. Judging from his behavior when he was just born, this child didn't show much talent. He was just an ordinary child. Just like accepting Einstein's internal force transmission before he died, his IQ went online inexplicably.

Li Yan was able to answer her on this point. Xiaobudian's ability to learn Chinese is really average, and his imagination and image thinking are also very bad. His progress in drawing and writing is very slow.

But his abstract thinking and concrete thinking are very, very good. He can complete the application, judgment and reasoning of concepts in his brain, and he can also accurately memorize the specific data given.

To give the simplest example, before he was one year old, he could only pronounce the sound of "meow", not because he could not learn other pronunciations, but because he subconsciously regarded the most heard syllable as the "correct answer" and accurately imitated it. .

He never spontaneously imitated the words spoken by the hostess and hostess in life like ordinary children. Only when Li Yan held up the learning machine and made him realize that he needed to read along, would he open his mouth and quickly memorize and understand the pronunciation.

So Xiao Budian learned to speak later than many children, but his current language ability is not much different from that of school-age children, because he has a large vocabulary and pays attention to word order when organizing language.

Li Yan stood still at the corner between the second floor and the first floor, and glanced at the little one: "Meow~" Silly boy, be careful, you are already being watched.

He was not afraid that the little one would be dissected by the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Although he was smarter, he did not deviate from the normal range.Li Yan, like the hostess now, is hesitating whether to let it develop freely, or to intervene outside.

It's hard to choose between pros and cons, and the hostess hesitated for a long time, but still didn't give a definite answer: "When my family comes back, I can discuss it with him?"

Director Zhang also knew her reaction well, and said with a smile: "Okay, you have discussed it, just give me a call. Our kindergarten has a very good cooperative relationship with Stanford University, and it is very convenient to contact for a test. .”

This bullshit is really a bit big. If you want to say that the foreign principal has contact with Stanford, it’s okay to say, can your kindergarten have any cooperative relationship with Stanford University, and can directly send college students?

Li Yan complained in his heart, but he showed a thoughtful expression. This guy speaks so loudly, it seems that the foreigner who holds shares in the school is not small.

The hostess sent him away politely, stood at the door and hesitated for a long time, then turned her head to enter the door, and saw Li Yan and Xiao BuDian lying across the stairs with a glance.

——It's not easy to ignore such two chubby dumplings, even if you try your best to curl yourself up.The hostess was not very surprised. With the virtues of these two guys, she told the dean for so long, if they haven't attracted their attention, it would be abnormal.

The hostess beckoned Xiao BuDian to her side, sighed melancholy, raised her hand and rubbed his chubby chin: "Xingyuan, do you want to continue playing with Teacher Xiao Zhang and classmates?"

Xiao BuDian glanced at her with a tangled expression of "my fat hasn't grown to the point where my brain has been occupied", and said flatly, "I don't want to."

In fact, he couldn't stand those so-called classmates. One or two treated him like a monkey. Teacher Xiao Zhang treated him well, but he always spoke in a tone of coaxing children.

——A very distinctive feature of the teenagers in the second stage is that they will dislike all adults who still treat them as children.On this point, Li Yan felt that Mr. Zhang was lying on the ground. Facing a two-year-old meat bun, who would have the idea of ​​"you are an adult".

Anyway, the little boy hated going to kindergarten because of this, he didn't fight with his parents because of this, it was because he thought it was too embarrassing to act coquettishly and shamelessly in order not to go to school.

Although he didn't understand the conversation between the hostess and the dean just now, he roughly guessed that he could choose not to go to school independently, and now the hostess was asking for his own opinion.

Of course Xiaobudian was very happy, and nodded happily: "I don't want to go to school anymore, I hate them."

The hostess twitched the corner of her mouth, and said helplessly: "Honey, you must attend school, but maybe it's not in this class anymore... Before that, you have to take a test..."

Before she finished speaking, she closed her mouth, shook her head and said, "I can't tell you clearly, let's talk about it when your father comes back."

When Li Yan heard the "examination", he showed a thoughtful expression. He felt that the "examination" mentioned by the academic director and the hostess was probably the Mensa IQ test.

He had played this game in his previous life, and it was time to submit an application to do it. The result of the intelligence test barely reached the entry line of Mensa China, but his mental age was measured to be six years younger than his actual age.

——Li Yan, who was recognized by the world's authoritative intelligence testing organization as having failed the second term, angrily threw the data sheet on the invigilator's face, and almost broke the bridge of the other's nose.

He was also blacklisted by Mensa China because of this. Thinking about it now, Li Yan also felt that he was really a standard second-year middle schooler at that time, and he was able to do such a shameless thing.

In comparison, he has been a cat for three years, but he feels that he has grown up by ten years. As expected, raising children is the real shortcut for parents to mature quickly.

While he was thinking wildly, the hostess had already dialed the phone number of the host and told him the news excitedly. The two hot-brained teasers had a very ambitious discussion about whether their son would go to Tsinghua University or go to college in the future. Peking University.

Li Yan: "...=口="Brother and sister, you really think too much.

A person with high intelligence does not necessarily mean great achievements in the future. There are all kinds of people in Mensa China, but their excitement is not difficult to understand. I said "my son is a genius" a hundred times, It's not as good as a school teacher who came to the house and said "Your son is a genius" once.

It is completely unreasonable to reason with the parents who want their children to become a dragon. All Li Yan can do is put on dead fish eyes, shake his head at the serious little guy who gnaws his fingers, and use his claws to break his fingers out of his mouth.

If Xiaobudian really wants to take the test, it makes sense not to submit the application in China. Mensa China does not accept applications under the age of [-], and Xiaobudian is far from the standard.

The little boy tilted his head to look at him, leaned over and whispered: "Hungry meow, what do you think I should do?"

Li Yan didn't think much, pointed to the little one, first compared his own two fingers, shook his head, then added one to become three, and nodded again.

"You mean, I'm only two years old now, and I'm still too young. It's best to wait until I'm three to take the exam?" The little one didn't mind Li Yan saying that he was young, and he always acted obediently and obediently in front of Li Yan. A white lotus blooming quietly in the water【What is this? 】.

In fact, Li Yan is also blind to his paws. Ever since he was "secondary school", he blocked all news about the intelligence test in anger, but he vaguely remembered that he had seen it when he checked the information before. Testing at four years of age is most appropriate.

The hostess finally ended the mutual flattery of "Your son is so smart" and "Your son is a great genius" with the hostess, hung up the phone happily, turned her head and said, "Honey, your father said that he agreed with you to go for the test, and the test result is not bad." It’s not important, let’s take a look and have a rough figure.”

Xiao BuDian said coldly: "I don't want to go, I have to wait until after my third birthday."

The hostess froze for a moment, wondering, "Why?"

"No reason," the little boy said with no expression on his face, feeling a subtle pleasure of pretending to be successful in his heart, "This is the perfect combination of my personal will and God's will, and the number 'three' has a special meaning to me."

Hostess: "...=mouth="

Li Yan: "...=dish="

——As for the character development of the little boy, it is estimated that he will definitely become a nobleman who kills Matt in the future. As a nobleman's nurse, Li Yan does not feel any joy in this.

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