You can't afford to be a cat man!

The little guy pressed the keys slowly against the computer, murmured words, and stared at the characters that jumped out on the screen with bright eyes.

Li Yan jumped onto the table nimbly, turned his head to look at the height he jumped up, and the cat showed a satisfied expression on his face.During this period of time, he has been bouncing on the treadmill very hard, and he has already achieved initial results in losing weight. It was very difficult to be able to jump so high at one time in the past.

He walked to the little boy's computer with aloof catwalks, covered the screen with his paws, and shook his head at the little boy: "Meow!" It's 15 minutes, and I can't play computer anymore today, your face is almost posted on the screen.

The little one pouted, stretched out his fat fingers, and bargained with him with great reluctance: "5 minutes? Just 5 minutes?" He said while blinking his big eyes vigorously, trying to increase the lethality .

It's a pity that what he needs to defeat at this time is not the mistress who is not strong-willed or the master who spoils his son unconditionally. Li Yan put on a cruel and unreasonable expression, shook his head coldly at the little one, and turned the screen It was buckled.

The little one didn't cry, and said in a low voice, "Even if Hungry Meow won't let me play computer games, I-- I like Hungry Miao the most."

When Li Yan heard it, not only did he not express "Fuck, I'm so touched, Xingyuan, you are my little angel" at the first moment, but instead gave him a suspicious look, wondering if this kid is Acting like a baby is not enough, so he deliberately used this method to soften his heart in an attempt to prolong the time of playing computer?

Facts have proved that he is treating the little one with his own heart. After the little one finished speaking, he didn't look at the computer at all, and happily got up and threw himself on his belly, "hehe" giggled a few times.

Li Yan felt a little bit guilty of blaming him, raised his paw and rubbed his forehead, and pointed downstairs: "Meow~" It's time to eat.

The little one was playing tricks and didn't move, hugged him and continued to "hehehe" foolishly.

Li Yan: "..." Damn it, could it be that the child is not allowed to play with the computer, and the child is sad and depressed, and the symptoms of brain damage have further deepened?

His worries are not unreasonable. Xiaobudian has shown an unusual interest in computers, and he can recite the formulas of the Wubi input method very smoothly. The only factor that limits his typing speed is that his chubby hands are too small , In addition, the development is not yet complete, and the response to activities is relatively slow.

This is also the reason why Li Yan didn't dare to let him play computer for too long, such a small bone didn't get to know him long enough, if the chubby hand moves too violently, it would be bad if it left some hidden injuries.

The hostess waited downstairs for a long time before the two of them came down. She also suspected that the child was addicted to playing with the computer. When she came up to have a look, she found that she was not addicted to playing with the computer, but was addicted to playing with cats.

She stepped forward, pulled the little one away from Li Yan's belly, and coaxed: "Be good, baby, let's play with Hungry Meow after dinner, okay?"

Li Yan would feel bad when he heard it. The hostess obviously didn't know his brat well enough. What kind of "food" ah, it sounded like coaxing the unweaned child, so you must be in a hurry to talk about the little one.

As soon as he finished thinking this way, Xiao BuDian really pulled his face down bitterly: "I don't want to eat!"

In fact, Xiaobudian has never experienced the same anorexia as other children. He eats every meal deliciously and a lot. Now he is yelling not to eat. The hostess didn't get the point, so he didn't take it seriously.

She pretended she didn't hear it, and continued on her own: "After dinner, let's go out and buy new year's goods together, okay?"

The little boy was not distracted at all, and protested with his neck stuck: "I don't want to eat!"

The hostess paused in her footsteps, showing some doubts, and realized that he was throwing a tantrum—as a normal person, it was difficult for her to understand the twists and turns of a middle school patient's brain circuit, so she had to ask for help. Look at Li Yan.

Li Yan remained silent about this for a while, and after the hostess carried them downstairs, she pointed to the rice on the table, put the two bowls together, put her head down on the food, and shook her face with a wrinkled face. shook his head.

The hostess looked at him blankly. At this time, Xiaobudian also climbed into his baby chair and took the initiative to take over Li Yan's demonstration.He put a bowl of rice in front of him, took a bite, showed a happy expression, and nodded vigorously.

The hostess used her god-like imagination and guessed: "You and Condo recently discussed about losing weight, so you only eat one bowl of rice at noon today, don't you eat two bowls of rice?"

Li Yan subconsciously looked down at her belly and then at her tiny double chin. She had to admit that her guess was very reliable if viewed from the standpoint of a normal person.

"..." Xiao Budian also had a weird expression on her face. She opened her mouth, hesitated to speak, and finally closed it again. After a long time, she shook her head, puffing her cheeks and ignoring her angrily.

Li Yan squinted at him from the side——Brother, you are different from me. I can't speak human words, so I can only make gestures. You open your mouth and explain the matter clearly to your mother. Isn't it over?

When the hostess saw that the child didn't come over, she knew she had guessed wrong. She held her chin and thought hard for a long time, looked at the two bowls of rice on the table, and suddenly said, "Oh, baby, don't you like the term 'eating rice'?"

Xiao Budian twisted his head and didn't look at her, but Li Yan secretly nodded at her slightly, the hostess couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly held back with a "poof".

She also looked at the little one helplessly, and said softly after a long time: "It's mother's fault, Xingyuan is already two years old, I really shouldn't treat you like a child, right?"

She wanted to laugh again in the middle of her speech, and raised her hand to touch the yellow hair on the little boy's head. Seeing her son turning back his neck awkwardly, rubbing his big head against her shoulder, she said amusedly: "Wait, mom!" I'm old and can't eat anymore, you have to coax me with 'eat rice', so I'm willing to eat."

Xiao Budian Duzui kissed her on the cheek, picked up chopsticks to eat.He is already very smooth with chopsticks now, and he also dislikes the intellectual development chopsticks that he bought for himself to learn how to eat. In the past two days, he has replaced them with the same long bamboo chopsticks as the hostess and hostess.

After the meal, the hostess drove the two of them out for shopping.Compared with going to the supermarket, she obviously prefers to buy New Year's goods on the street. She stopped and stopped along the way and bought a lot of Spring Festival couplets, paper-cuts and firecrackers.

I also met a sugar seller on the street. The hostess hugged Xiaobudian and Li Yan down, and said excitedly, "This was my favorite food when I was a child. You haven't tried Xingyuan and condoms, have you?"

Not really. These days, sugar sellers are usually found in special tourist attractions. Li Yan remembers that he ate a lot of candied haws when he was a child, but he doesn’t remember eating sugar sellers.

The golden sugar glistens in the sun, presenting an attractive translucent color. Each sugar figurine has a variety of patterns, covering most of the grass target.

Li Yan couldn't hold back his mouth, shook his tail vigorously, and raised his head so excited that his sapphire blue cat's eyes were faintly green.

It was also the first time for Xiao Budian to see a sugar man. He watched the master craftsman holding a piece of sugar and blowing air into it, pulling and pinching with both hands, and he made a tiger out like a magic trick.

Then his eyes lit up, and he stretched out his chubby hand to grab the little tiger: "Meow, I want meow!"

The old master smiled and said, "Little friend, this is not a cat, this is a tiger. You can see that there is a word 'King' on his head." Because this pattern is more troublesome, so after he finished blowing it, he used a tool to reapply it. The tiger clicked a dot on his head to point out the words.

Most of the little boy's excitement ran away at once, and the chubby hand that was stretched out to grab it was also retracted: "No tiger, I want meow!"

He was afraid that the old man would not know what the cat looked like, so he hugged Li Yan specifically: "You follow him, I don't want writing on the head, it's too ugly."

The old master was amused and laughed. It happened that the business was not busy at this time. He bent down and looked at Li Yan carefully for a while, and said with a smile: "Okay, I will show you a cat."

"His name is Hungry Meow." Xiaobudian took the opportunity to sell, "It's my cat, but it's smart, and it's teaching me mathematics in the third grade of elementary school recently."

Although he had a gene mutation that brought him secondary attributes that neither the host nor the hostess had, the flair of this family was obviously in the same line. He showed off Li Yan, exactly the same as his parents usually show off their son.

"..." The master looked at him a few more times, thinking that this little chubby man was only three or four years old, and then looked at his mother, wondering, "How old is your child?"

The hostess laughed and said, "I'm just kidding you. His second-grade cousin kept saying that he learned mathematics in the third grade, so he learned to say the same thing."

The old master didn't think too much about it. He smiled and blew out a cat for the little one. He even bent his ears on purpose, put it on with a bamboo stick, and handed it to the little one: "Little friend, take it."

The hostess asked: "Can you make two more cats, one blowing a circle bigger than the previous one, and the other blowing a circle smaller than this one?" She paused, then added, "Ear It's all folded."

Businessmen don't think it's too much work, not to mention there are no other customers now, and the master chef doesn't mind taking orders, and quickly made two other cats.

The hostess was about to pay, when she felt her trouser legs being pulled, she looked down and saw Li Yan raised his head and pointed at his three-petal mouth expectantly, babbling non-stop.

She was stunned for a moment before she realized—yes, the one that looked like Li Yan was for the little one. These two respectively represent Cat Nika and Little Socks, and she planned to send them there. Long time no see babies.

In this way, it seems that Li Yan really didn't leave it to Li Yan, but the boy's reaction was quite quick.The hostess smiled and said, "Well, I'll buy you another mouse."

Only then was Li Yan satisfied, and when the hostess handed him the candy figurine, he opened his mouth and bit off the mouse's head without saying a word.